Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house we all had blue balls, even the mouse!
The parlors where closed down, to our dismay, We couldn't find another good fucking lay!
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was a matter,
A rusty old slay and a big stiff dick, I knew right away it was that fat fucker St. Nick!
He pulled out a bag that was wiggling around I hoped like hell he brought the korean girls back to town.
As he unloaded the bag I smiled and cheered, he brought what I wanted and a twelve pack of beer.
It was nana and marie with eight tiny reindeer and a big rubber dick for my buddy vampire the queer.
As I gathered my treats he flew out of sight, that fat fucker new I would have a hard on all night,
So to Frank and the Joker all I can say, I will pass them along in a couple of days.
Merry Christmas
Posted 3 Years Ago A Christmas Wish
[QUOTE=Book Man; 915664]A Threesome with Lisa And Yung.
Happy Holidays Mongering.[/QUOTE]A Christmas dream from 3 years ago that never happened. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Mongering.
You had to go that far back?
[QUOTE=Book Man;1632069]He wanted to dream about opening some presents and hanging some stockings with care at Tokyo Spa. Too funny. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]Wow Bookman, when do you have the time or care to go back that far? I don't even care because the past has past and I'm looking towards the future with my new stockings with Kim and Cindy. Can't believe being a Mormon could work to my advantage but it's paying off now. Talk about Karma. She's paying off nicely now. I got the best of the Sisters and you and KiP are just both left empty handed? Or is it Hans Solo? With just your dreams. In an empty ghost town full of Christmas past. Cheers everyone. The New Years is not that far off.
Greatful for being empty handed
[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1632378]Wow Bookman, when do you have the time or care to go back that far? I don't even care because the past has past and I'm looking towards the future with my new stockings with Kim and Cindy. Can't believe being a Mormon could work to my advantage but it's paying off now. Talk about Karma. She's paying off nicely now. I got the best of the Sisters and you and KiP are just both left empty handed? Or is it Hans Solo? With just your dreams. In an empty ghost town full of Christmas past. Cheers everyone. The New Years is not that far off.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, If I am empty handed. I am very greatful fo what I have!
I can truthfully say, I am even greatful we have you here! Thinking back on all the shit we have handed to one another over the last few years has added a certain amount of humor to my life. I have always been a extreme ball buster by nature and you have misconstrued it all along. All I want to say to you is "Merry Christmas" and I hope you are truly blessed in the new year!
To everyone else, I wish the same. Looking forward to more good laughs, and the future of our sport!
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New Years Eve Reading For The Joker
[QUOTE=Cesar Romero; 1617832]I get a kick of out statements like this. I wonder whom would they be? According to what source? How much money do you think the state of Ohio is going to put into this investigation, now that the election is over? Not aware of even one girl interviewed making any claim to being a victim of trafficking, not one criminal charge prosecuted against anyone, local case settled. The FBI may be trying to find some proof of a something they can use but I seriously doubt it. Nice to have you back after three years of not posting.
I wonder how many Spas will attempt to re-open once the year "ban" is up?
Sorry for interrupting your fun, my northerly brethren, what can I say, Florida is so very boring.
Joker.[/QUOTE]Wkbndotcom top news stories for 2012. Warren massage parlors busted comes in at #7. Happy New Year and Mongering.