Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DT Looker]I was wondering if anyone has been to Top Floor? I've seen the place, but haven't heard anything about it. Since its in such a 'discrete' location I was wondering what the girls are like there. Or should I both get AMP Cherry and TOFTT to recon the place out.[/QUOTE]
There are only two providers at Top Floor. Maria gets most of the work. She's about 5'6", thin, flat stomach, A cups, unshaven pussy, attractive longish face, and is very personable. She gives a lousy massage but my time with her is always gfe. Great licking of the balls, cock, and area between balls and anus. Tomoko (I think that's her name) is the other provider. I have never been with her but every time I go she is very friendly. I think they are both 30s or early 40s. Tomoko is sort of cute, shorter with more curves, but sometimes serves as the mama because mama is old and getting senile. No table shower but a stand up shower is large enough for two people, so after you repeat a few times you might get them to shower with you. Recommend calling ahead for appointment. They're both available 24/7 except when on the rags.

[QUOTE=Rotten Otto]Is there at least ONE decent report for this place? Went last week, really bad vibes. Left in a hurry. Even with their $20 off coupon, it still sucks.

Smile Spa, if you're reading this, you can shut down now. Nobody likes you.[/QUOTE]Now this is a few yrs. Ago, when VIP was behind Pink in the corner of a parking lot, by EN. If memory serves me, I remember meeting one of the famous Tomato when she first started there.

Now, Smile, get so much diff. Mgmt. Changes (pimps, wannabees, MS w/no kala to speak of, etc.), almost the bottom barrel of ladies of the AMPs, and worst yet, braddahs watch you go in and break into your car. Had a friend's truck almost get jacked, but we came down and one braddah ran while we took care of the guy we caught. He was lucky we nevah drive to Pray for Sex (for anyone in the know on the wesside) tie him to one tree and let him squeal for his mom.

Think its time for Smile Spa (turn that place into another Gracie Studio) to join the ranks of Rainbow 7, Evergreen, Magazines, & Tengoku and retire.

Brother Kap,

You know what Smile is all about; for anyone to give a favorable report, he gotta be a spy or a beaten man.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]About three weeks ago, Dr. Hawaii posted a favorable Smile Spa report (message #3485).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HawaiiSteel]I love that place!! 60 for the girl 12 for the room and a dollar tip for the guy who cleans out the room. haha Adelita and Chicago baby![/QUOTE]Haha yup! I just went there this past janurary for my 21st b-day with my older friends and they always hit up Tijuana's, then vegas. Adelita had the baddest bitches. I got to hit up 3 girls within 2 1/2 hours and I wassn't even broke after that.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Cleanman]No wonder. The night ms is hot. I am going to ask for play.

Thanks[/QUOTE]She used to work at VIP's and now shes a mama at lavenders. when lavenders first opened, she would give you play if you wanted her but idk about now.

[QUOTE=qjkl]What was the girl's name?[/QUOTE]I think it was Poa?? I was pretty drunk and horny so didn't quite catch the name.

[QUOTE=Kalani69]There are only two providers at Top Floor. Maria gets most of the work. She's about 5'6", thin, flat stomach, A cups, unshaven pussy, attractive longish face, and is very personable. She gives a lousy massage but my time with her is always gfe. Great licking of the balls, cock, and area between balls and anus. Tomoko (I think that's her name) is the other provider. I have never been with her but every time I go she is very friendly. I think they are both 30s or early 40s. Tomoko is sort of cute, shorter with more curves, but sometimes serves as the mama because mama is old and getting senile. No table shower but a stand up shower is large enough for two people, so after you repeat a few times you might get them to shower with you. Recommend calling ahead for appointment. They're both available 24/7 except when on the rags.[/QUOTE]they are tomie & marie super super nice babes, both personable & both good lovers! But most of all, personable. known them a long time.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]About three weeks ago, Dr. Hawaii posted a favorable Smile Spa report (message #3485).[/QUOTE]Havnt been there for a long time, last visit was 2006. Real pleasure, I remember a babe name blue, Nina & tammy.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]On September 23, I posted an "updated geographic list" in this thread (message #3208) that includes numerous names and addresses. The only change since then (of which I'm aware) is that the King Relaxation location has now become the "Perfect 10" location.


If you can enjoy "mature" providers, I would recommend Crystal Healing in #104 of the A.Y. Wong Building at 1507 South King Street.[/QUOTE]I've been there several times, but busy. Only 2 rooms, Met Tammy, She Was great! Nice Boobs, loves to be on top and give it to you, Daty,69!

Greeted at door from Cherrie, introduced to Bonnie a newbie, Nice buns!

[QUOTE=Rotten Otto]Is there at least ONE decent report for this place? Went last week, really bad vibes. Left in a hurry. Even with their $20 off coupon, it still sucks.

Smile Spa, if you're reading this, you can shut down now. Nobody likes you.[/QUOTE]Get this. $20 off coupon, but Mama takes $10 back from the girls. So if you somehow get a nice provider and leave her $. 5, she'll end up with $. 4. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Memahu]A poster wrote that he might have seen a pimp in the parking lot. Maybe that's why their providers charge more.[/QUOTE]
There was some mean looking guy sitting in the waiting room last time I went. He wasn't a customer cuz a guy that came after me got in. I didn't have an appointment so I had to wait. The owner appears to be Yuri from Smile Spa.

[QUOTE=Comp Dude 35]

That means he's a liar and a cheat

Brother Kap,

You know what Smile is all about; for anyone to give a favorable report, he gotta be a spy or a beaten man. [/QUOTE]
Actually, sometimes it may be possible for a hobbyist to have a good experience with a particular provider even at a place that generally has a bad reputation. If Dr. Hawaii had joined the forum shortly before his Smile Spa report and had only posted about Smile Spa, then I would have been suspicious. However, he's been a registered forum member since October of 2007 and has posted on a variety of hobbyist topics. So it seems unjustified for you to declare with such certainty that "he's a liar and a cheat" and "a spy or a beaten man" merely because he reported having one good experience at a place with a bad reputation.

[QUOTE=Kahanu]M,

I was just sharing information with another member asked about her looks. As most Thai establishments, they are strictly legit for the most part it seems. It probably is easier if they have smaller breasts but nicer to look at if they have a nice rack and shapely butt. Everyone has their own preferences.[/QUOTE]I was hinting of the excuse by a woman who get breasts implants is that she's doing it for herself and not for guys. She uses a similiar reason for putting slutty clothes to go out dancing is that she dresses that way for herself and not for teasing guys.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Actually, sometimes it may be possible for a hobbyist to have a good experience with a particular provider even at a place that generally has a bad reputation. If Dr. Hawaii had joined the forum shortly before his Smile Spa report and had only posted about Smile Spa, then I would have been suspicious. However, he's been a registered forum member since October of 2007 and has posted on a variety of hobbyist topics. So it seems unjustified for you to declare with such certainty that "he's a liar and a cheat" and "a spy or a beaten man" merely because he reported having one good experience at a place with a bad reputation.[/QUOTE]

Maybe he had the beer goggles on, too. =) Since I monger drunk, I wonder sometimes about how accurate my memory was.

I had only three experiences with Smile Spa, all during their first few years, and none of them were good. I don't even remember what the girls' names were, and my attempts to forget what they looked like appear to be successful. Blame it on alcohol that I went through with each of those experiences (drinking in that area only made it convenient, but not a good idea).

One good thing to say about the place? They had a nice sauna when they first opened (I went during the opening week), and the sauna wasn't one of those booth-type ones like some places had (like some of the Ward places). It was big and spacious, like a gym's. The cedar benches smelled good. Does anybody know if they still have it? They had a karaoke room, too.

The last time I went to check out the talent (about two years ago), my eyes scanned across a few not-good-looking women, and finally, I saw a really large provider. Scary looking, too. She had a plate lunch in one hand, and a Coca-Cola in the other (not diet), and she gave me this look that said, "Don't you dare pick me, I need to eat right now."

I couldn't hide my disgust, and it didn't even faze the mama. I guess a lot of guys made that look before leaving. The layout looked different, but I didn't even put one foot in there.

Primal Needs

I had a wonderful experience with a provider that went by Blue. But she left quite abruptly. She and I conversed over the years but I lost contact. There were two other providers that were good to me. I believe all Korean but I cannot remember their names. The MS are not friendly at all over there and the line up has become scarce. I agree that if you go there now all thumbs down. My favorites are VIP, Nirvanna, and Pine Tree.

[QUOTE=Primal Needs]Maybe he had the beer goggles on, too. =) Since I monger drunk, I wonder sometimes about how accurate my memory was.

I had only three experiences with Smile Spa, all during their first few years, and none of them were good. I don't even remember what the girls' names were, and my attempts to forget what they looked like appear to be successful. Blame it on alcohol that I went through with each of those experiences (drinking in that area only made it convenient, but not a good idea).

One good thing to say about the place? They had a nice sauna when they first opened (I went during the opening week), and the sauna wasn't one of those booth-type ones like some places had (like some of the Ward places). It was big and spacious, like a gym's. The cedar benches smelled good. Does anybody know if they still have it? They had a karaoke room, too.

The last time I went to check out the talent (about two years ago), my eyes scanned across a few not-good-looking women, and finally, I saw a really large provider. Scary looking, too. She had a plate lunch in one hand, and a Coca-Cola in the other (not diet), and she gave me this look that said, "Don't you dare pick me, I need to eat right now. "

I couldn't hide my disgust, and it didn't even faze the mama. I guess a lot of guys made that look before leaving. The layout looked different, but I didn't even put one foot in there.

Primal Needs[/QUOTE]