Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]Uncle Leo's primary concern isn't finding what they already know is going on at massage parlors. It's getting hard evidence that they can present in court and also use to track down individuals. Making random busts at massage parlors would be the stupidest thing ever. I find it funny that anyone doubts that they gather intel.[/QUOTE]And you think what's written here is hard evidence? Of what, someones fertile imagination? All they would have to do is go in and when she grabs his johnson it's over. Don't make things too complicated. Like everyone here is always complaining about if one of these places happens to get busted. The cops actually DO have better things to do. So if you're afraid of being tracked, maybe it's time to build the bomb shelter and hide out for a couple dozen years.

I personally find the RTFF posts more annoying than the requests for information. I still post on here, but I haven't seen any new information in a long time. I'm starting to wonder if its really worthwhile.

Does anyone have any information on what happened at the School?

[QUOTE=Jay Foo]And you think what's written here is hard evidence? Of what, someones fertile imagination? All they would have to do is go in and when she grabs his johnson it's over. Don't make things too complicated. Like everyone here is always complaining about if one of these places happens to get busted. The cops actually DO have better things to do. So if you're afraid of being tracked, maybe it's time to build the bomb shelter and hide out for a couple dozen years.[/QUOTE]Sure thing, officer.

[QUOTE=Bebop60]The school on irving was closed, there was a note with a phone number - anybody know what's up with that?[/QUOTE]I stopped by the school Saturday afternoon. While I was parking a girl I had never seen there before was leaving the back lot. When I went inside Kim wasn't there. Which is odd because she is always there. Instead there was a Papasan that I have never seen before. He said that they didn't have any girls to comeback Monday, he kept stuttering and was very nervous so I left ASAP.

Monday on the way home there were blue and whites out infront of the school. I don't know if they were there because of the school or the uniform shop next door but the strange new papasan who was acting so nervous, and no girls at a AMP/EMP on a Saturday afternoon is enough to keep me away till we find out whats really going on. Be careful out there, this election year is going to be a hard one on our hobby.

With all the busts going on in town we should be more careful about how and who we share info with. If we are going to keep enjoying our jewel in the city we need to protect our favorite providers and the locations they work out of. A few years back when I first started on this board I had to work and search to piece together the info on places and who to see and what to ask for. Most of the important info was PM'd to be on the safe side and never PM'd to a newbie. I had to make contrabutions to the site and post reviews using the correct abreviations and sometimes TOFTT in order to be trusted. I have had way too many PM's from newbies asking for info without contributing. The info is just being handed out too freely. We need to tighten up on the info if we still want to be able to visit the few great places we have left in chitown.

Thanks for listening

The first inclination when you join a forum like this is to ask for information. I did it. 95% of the posters do it. I was told right away that if I wanted intel, I had to provide it, as well. I had no problem with that. Others shouldn't, either.

Guys who take the time to sign up and get a username have probably been lurking for quite some time. If they are truly brand new, then they SHOULD take the time to at least check out recent posts from the past few weeks or so. If they've been lurking, then they should have fairly good knowledge of the most talked about places.

If they are not living here, they should establish a posting history in their home area.

I'll use this latest newbie as an example. He rattles off the name of several places in CT, so he likely has read at least a few posts regarding them already. How much more intel could he want?

He says he has info to share, yet the only post previous to his first here was asking for intel in Milwaukee. Don't say you have info to share, PROVE IT!

I also don't like that he wants to do everything via pm. Why should I give him intel that I wouldn't want to share with all the seniors? Pm has a purpose, but it's not so newbies who haven't contributed anything get preferential treatment.

The search function here is so simple, a caveman can do it. It's the best feature on this site.

Yes, we can go overboard with sarcastic comments. However, new posters like this kind of deserve it.

Hey guys I wanted to report that I had the itch to go to KM and see my girl Suzie yesterday morning about 11am. Since KM is blocks from me I deceided to walk it. When I approached the building there was a CPD car parked right on the corner on Rockwell Street right by KM. After reading about all the recent busts I deceided not to go in and walked back home with a case of blue balls.

Recently, when I've had the itch, I've been going up to one of the rapidly expanding Elegant chain. There is a lady I'm partial to at the N. Pulaski location that is young, cute, very nice, gives a great massage and CBJ/FS for door+$.

Went there last night after moving furniture all evening, so I was actually pretty sore. My ATF wasn't there. The other girl said she was at another store today but they didn't know which one. So, I decide to take a chance on the girl offered, something-oshi. Older and smaller cans than my favorite. Big mistake.

Paid for the hour and the shower and went back to her room, which looks like she lives in it. Got undressed and went to the TS, which was ok, and we established our bona-fides. The massage was not the worst I've ever had, but it was close. No pressure, no technique. When we got to extras, she wanted .8/CBJ or $/BBJ. I told her that not what I usually pay, which is .6/cbj, .8/bbj, and $/cfs and if she can't handle that just finish the massage.

She gives me (unbelievably) an even worse rub for a couple of minutes and goes to get some other girl to help her negotiate, which wasn't a big help because the other girl's engrish wasn't a lot better. Repeat of conversation above. Finally, I got up (50 minutes after walking in) put on my clothes and left. On the way, hoping their engrish was better than they let on, I made some comments about "Jacking the prices up is bad. I know how much this is supposed to cost. Greed is not good, because you could have got what I offered, but now you get nothing." Needless to say, I left NO tip.

Gotta tell y'all, thinking with the big head is tough, but we have to hold the line or we'll soon be tipping $$.5 for HS. Not a good experience, but looking back (after my balls returned to their normal size) I'm glad I held firm.

[QUOTE=Pna]Recently, when I've had the itch, I've been going up to one of the rapidly expanding Elegant chain. There is a lady I'm partial to at the N. Pulaski location that is young, cute, very nice, gives a great massage and CBJ/FS for door+$.

Went there last night after moving furniture all evening, so I was actually pretty sore. My ATF wasn't there. The other girl said she was at another store today but they didn't know which one. So, I decide to take a chance on the girl offered, something-oshi. Older and smaller cans than my favorite. Big mistake.

Paid for the hour and the shower and went back to her room, which looks like she lives in it. Got undressed and went to the TS, which was ok, and we established our bona-fides. The massage was not the worst I've ever had, but it was close. No pressure, no technique. When we got to extras, she wanted .8/CBJ or $/BBJ. I told her that not what I usually pay, which is .6/cbj, .8/bbj, and $/cfs and if she can't handle that just finish the massage.

She gives me (unbelievably) an even worse rub for a couple of minutes and goes to get some other girl to help her negotiate, which wasn't a big help because the other girl's engrish wasn't a lot better. Repeat of conversation above. Finally, I got up (50 minutes after walking in) put on my clothes and left. On the way, hoping their engrish was better than they let on, I made some comments about "Jacking the prices up is bad. I know how much this is supposed to cost. Greed is not good, because you could have got what I offered, but now you get nothing." Needless to say, I left NO tip.

Gotta tell y'all, thinking with the big head is tough, but we have to hold the line or we'll soon be tipping $$.5 for HS. Not a good experience, but looking back (after my balls returned to their normal size) I'm glad I held firm.[/QUOTE]

Where are the other elegant chains? I used to go to the one on 26th, but stopped going because there is a bunch of cop joints nearby and feel uncomfortable. Sorry to hear about your experience, but i might give it a try and see how it works for me but i dont know where it is.

I went to this place recently for a massage and hoping for some extras. It is a nice clean place with a LOT of really hot petite Asian girls. I choose a pretty girl and asked for her to massage me. I asked for a 90min massage.

The reason of asking for so much time, was that I actually love a good massage and did not want to skimp on the time. I do not remember the name of the girl as she was not very good with english and did not really answer any questions. She was a ton a of fun though as she kept giggling at everything.

The massage was awesome, she really worked out all the kinks in my back and calves. As for the extras. She started rubbing me during the last 10 mins of the appt. I was at attention pretty soon, and it was a nice ending to a great massage. I would have preferred some more milage, but was new and did not really know how to ask for it. I tipped her $40. Along with the $90 for the massage. It was $130 for a 90 min massage with a HE. Not a bad deal in my book.

I was there Sunday and got an enjoyable, yet interrupted massage (other guys coming and who had a scheduled appt, I was a walk-in.) It was busy for a Sunday night. Can't you guys with day jobs find an excuse to get a massage during your workday! Anyway, it was the usual good TS and massage. I was there 50 minutes and was glad I went. I am hoping to check out Bellas soon, although I don't like their high traffic location.
@[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I wanted to report that I had the itch to go to KM and see my girl Suzie yesterday morning about 11am. Since KM is blocks from me I deceided to walk it. When I approached the building there was a CPD car parked right on the corner on Rockwell Street right by KM. After reading about all the recent busts I deceided not to go in and walked back home with a case of blue balls.[/QUOTE]

First time reporter long time lurker.

You'll find Jade's ad on BP and CL.

I do not recommend. A little to dingy and dirty for me. Her apartment is a hole in the wall. There was nothing relaxing or soothing about the experience. She had Montel William on in the background for mood lighting and background noise. The show was about cheating husbands. Come on turn the TV off!

She is average looking at best. The massage was below average as well

That said it's only 100 dollars for a 30 minute massage with a BBBJ finish so if that's all you want she will do.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]My first contribution, went to Sunkiss and Finesse massage, both on w chicago ave, *near asland intersection. Sunkiss gave me a decent massage but when I asked for extra's the girl said not this time, don't know if that means next time? They had 4 girls working there which is good, I got a petite asian girl named Tina. She let me grab her ass but nothing else, overall it was a decent massage so I left somewhat satisfied. Then I walked a 3 blocks west and went into Finesse spa, where there were 2 different latina girls working that I saw, one was hot and so I decided, what the heck, went in for a 60 hour massage but there was no table shower. She asked me to shower myself and I did, then when I layed down for the massage it was decent but again, no cigar! She said, sorry I don't do that and that was it, I was pretty horny but decided to go home, after spending 120 in two above average massages but no release. Oh well there's always next time![/QUOTE]Next time you go to finesse ask for chary she'l give you FS she used to work at divina grand/austin

Well, my good fortune ended, my private friend that I was trading massages with fell in love. And not with me. So that ended. But DAMN it was good while it lasted. In fact, I've almost got her inviting me over again. Pray for me guys.

Anyways. Why I'm posting. I was in need of some relief, more in the form of a decent massage with the extras, not just the extras and not just the massage, so. Harvest it was.

Called about a half hour before, papasan said come on in. So I drive over, take that walk of shame along the storefronts and duck in quickly and unnoticed. Only to have him meet me at the second door and have him whisper 'no available, come back later. '

New experience for me, he was a bit skiddish so I turned and booked. Not sure if they were just busy or something else, but with red and blue lights on my mind, wasn't willing to risk it.

[QUOTE=Crtl Alt X]First time reporter long time lurker.

You'll find Jade's ad on BP and CL.

I do not recommend. A little to dingy and dirty for me. Her apartment is a hole in the wall. There was nothing relaxing or soothing about the experience. She had Montel William on in the background for mood lighting and background noise. The show was about cheating husbands. Come on turn the TV off!

She is average looking at best. The massage was below average as well

That said it's only 100 dollars for a 30 minute massage with a BBBJ finish so if that's all you want she will do.[/QUOTE]Is this the lady you are referring to?

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