And you have earned it in spades.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2723220]I appreciate your nomination old man. I've worked very hard to become DOUCHE BAG of the year. Wouldn't you agree? But you went even further and basically said I was the worst this great board has ever seen. I'm Speechless! I accept your award for DOUCHE BAG of the year with tears of joy in my eye's! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!
By the way say hello to your friend that cocksucker YragFag for me. Man that guy is hysterical.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Yes, you fucking Goddam piece of fucking shit. You can rejoice! You have earned the award of POS fucking Douchebag of the Year. You are it, you are the one and only! Presenting Sissy Chrissy, your USA Sex Guide: Douchebag of the Year! Hoo Ray, Hercules, Hoo Ray!
Chris5 "Krusty The Clown"
[QUOTE=Chris5;2721929]You probably pay the providers more then $20 dollars. You're from what I hear one of the nicest mongers in Orlando! My hat off to you!!
Asshole!! Fucking cocksucker!! I hope you fucking burn in hell!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I never seen Krusty the Clown get so mad before. Ha. Ha..Ha.. Mission accomplished!! Pissed the clown off! And at the same time proved that he does have a second username on this forum.
Have a good day.
Shut up Jazak! Ha..Ha..
Like clapping with one hand
I gotta tell all you something, I blocked a few members who are total wastes of time, you know, liars, crooks, legends-in-their-own-minds kinda guys, and it is quite entertaining to just read one side of all these arguments.
I had sworn off of a couple of threads but now can enjoy them once again, knowing what I read isn't pure fiction.
Some of you guys should try it, it is a much better way of keeping up.
Just one man's opinion.
C3.
There You Are My Pet YragFag!
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2723769]Not just "anybody" could get to see the lovely Princess Dahlia.
Good thing you've got a replacement that [U]EVERYONE[/U] can see; that is your SKANKY SW SISTER! I hear your Streetwalker "friends" are having THE-TIME-OF-THEIR-LIFE with her, my friend.
LMAO!
What a [I]super[/I]- [B]IDIOT[/B] ![/QUOTE]Was worried about you old friend. God forbid you fucking die or something like that you fucking LOSER! You're a whining little cocksucker. Your beitch Dahlia won't be missed old friend. Why don't you leave town with her? Your princess is a cum rag! LOL! A fucking cum rag! Too bad for Orlando she leaving. Yea Right! Hey YragFag I need help washing my big HAIRY balls. Get your ass over here and wash them for me you weird crayon up your ass beitch.
Chris5.
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Christine5's sister is walking OBT giving prostrate exams with her [B]wickedly[/B] long tongue. Something she probably learned to do from Christine5. He "is" actively pimping out his very own SKANKY sister to all his "friends" on the Streetwalker thread! That poor girl will be a shit-eater for the rest of her PATHETIC life. At least, unlike Christine5, his sister is extremely good at what she does. After all, she learned her trade from none other than "The Genius"! [I]And months ago, he led us all to believe that he had no idea what Rhino Feces was.[/I] Hell, I think "Rhino5" is his sister's first name! Just look at her tongue; now that girl has "[B][i]got some game[/i][/B]".
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That poor girl. When Christine5 introduced Rhino5 to Swaggs at Universal on Mother's Day, Rhino5 had no idea that soon Christine5 would start pimping her out to all his "friends". Since Swaggs was obviously in charge that day, Rhino5 never imagined Christine5 was capable of treating women the way he does.
Besides having a fetish for eating shit, Christine5 also has a fetish for [B]masturbating to photos of Dallas[/B]. Dallas is his "Fantasy Girl". He dreams that he's married to her, and [RED][b]whenever hes raping one of this homeless women[/b][/RED], he closes his eyes and imagines he's with Dallas. I hate to support his degenerate fetish but, once again, I'll provide him with a photo of the beautiful Dallas taken in MY bedroom, so he can go "[RED][b]choke his chicken nugget[/b][/RED]" to his heart's content!
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What a coincidence Christine5, my good friend. Dallas just posted a new ad today; she is back in Orlando. You should go see her now, my friend, while you have the chance! Of course, if you ever actually met the lovely Dallas face-to-face, that 1-inch cock of yours would probably immediately cum in your shorts!
We have to ask ourselves how Christine5 got to be such a HUGE, IDIOTIC DOUCHEBAG? Just maybe Mommy and Daddy didn't pay him enough attention when he was a child. [U]OR[/U], just maybe Mommy and Daddy paid him [U]TOO[/U] MUCH ATTENTION when he was a child. Yes, [U]THAT[/U] MUST be it! I think his Daddy let him (or, probably MADE him) play with all the scissors he wanted! LMAO!
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Christine5 suffers from such low self-esteem that he resorts to fictitious dreams of fantasy, the likes of which this Board has never seen. He is far, FAR, [U]FAR[/U], [U][b]FAR[/b][/U] from "[B]the Genius[/B]" that he portrays himself to be. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Christine5 is STUPID, she's IGNORANT, she's INEPT, she's WEAK, she's an AMATEUR, she's INCOMPETENT, she's an IDIOT, and she's IMPOTENT. Christine5 is just an all-around IMBECILE with a TINY [U][b]TINY[/b][/U] PENIS [RED][b]who likes to rape vulnerable homeless women[/b][/RED]!
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And Christine5 certainly [RED][u][b]IS NOT A MONGER[/b][/u][/RED]. Us [U]REAL[/U] Mongers shudder at the thought that Christine5's actions will ever be misconstrued for those of a [U]REAL[/U] MONGER! But then, the women who count; the ones Christine5 cannot be with; are not fooled one bit; they readily see right through all his [U]BULLSHIT[/U]!
[RED][b]BTW Christine5, in case you didnt know, BULLSHIT is just another fancy educated word for RHINO FECES. LMAO! We would hate to have you confused once again by our [u]Adult[/u] conversation here on the Board![/b][/RED]
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Damn Dude, I think I just bent you over and shoved your head face down into a pillow while I plowed your asshole with my gigantic cock. Was it as good for you as it was for me, my sad, sad little friend?
You have a Happy Holiday Season now, [B][red]CUPCAKE[/red][/B]!
