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Anyone here have Lydia Ray's contact info? I'm actually staying in the UWM area in the following weekend, so this will work out perfectly. Thank you very much.
*Actually couldn't wait to graduate from the you and now I'm back for the few fond memories, classic. *.
[QUOTE=Whistles;2409275]Lefty, I'm humbled. I'm just a horny idiot with money. You're a legend. But thanks.[/QUOTE]Hey W,
Your inbox has been full for a long time. You need to empty it.
Cheese.
Yesterday morning I met with my banker. Said he met an Indian woman who's husband has left. She has a sister. Both married to these two brothers and they are gone. The women live in Brookfield. One is in default and my pal had approached her with a way to make some money being a sugar baby. After talking I said get them on the phone lets have some fun. We meet at this Asian Hibachi place in Waukesha by Texas Road House. They are 25 minutes late. In walk two women, about 45 or so, a little chunky, and honestly not very attractive. Well dressed though. They are loud and bubbly, laughing at everything. Real talkers. Complaining about their horrible husbands. Telling us we are handsome and they would gladly entertain us for $250 each. Really, I don't want to pay at all. Nice ladies but not my type. But the more we sit there the more I am open to it. They have a beautiful home in Brookfled behind Sendiks plaza. We follow them back. Inside its spectacular. They want to dance for us so we let them belly dance. Then we pair up and go to separate bedrooms. I get the oldest and fattest one. She disrobes and yes, I am a bit disappointed. She's a bit fat, sloppy, but she is dark skinned all over. She's got a bush that has never been trimmed. But I'm a good sport, give her a nice rubdown. Suck her tits and give her some DATY. She loved it and said she had never had that before. Really? Then she wanted to see my "engine". I let her give me some head and it was a bit mechanical but slow. No condoms, we went bareback. Did various positions and she seems to be liking it. So lets go for anal. I was expecting a big NO, but she said sure, but to use lotion and to go slow. She had the blackest asshole I've ever seen. I pile drive it in and then lower down for a good view. Now she is screaming and moaning, doesn't seem to like it. I'm holding on to her luv handles with long slow strokes. Within a minute I'm done. Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this? Shower up and my pal is already dressed and watching TV. The ladies ask if we can come back that night. Sorry too soon. I tell this lady I can't afford another 250. She said to come back anyway, no charge. They would make us dinner and show us how good Indian food is. They said we need Indian wives.We agreed on Saturday night. What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]Yesterday morning I met with my banker. Said he met an Indian woman who's husband has left. She has a sister. Both married to these two brothers and they are gone. The women live in Brookfield. One is in default and my pal had approached her with a way to make some money being a sugar baby. After talking I said get them on the phone lets have some fun. We meet at this Asian Hibachi place in Waukesha by Texas Road House. They are 25 minutes late. In walk two women, about 45 or so, a little chunky, and honestly not very attractive. Well dressed though. They are loud and bubbly, laughing at everything. Real talkers. Complaining about their horrible husbands. Telling us we are handsome and they would gladly entertain us for $250 each. Really, I don't want to pay at all. Nice ladies but not my type. But the more we sit there the more I am open to it. They have a beautiful home in Brookfled behind Sendiks plaza. We follow them back. Inside its spectacular. They want to dance for us so we let them belly dance. Then we pair up and go to separate bedrooms. I get the oldest and fattest one. She disrobes and yes, I am a bit disappointed. She's a bit fat, sloppy, but she is dark skinned all over. She's got a bush that has never been trimmed. But I'm a good sport, give her a nice rubdown. Suck her tits and give her some DATY. She loved it and said she had never had that before. Really? Then she wanted to see my "engine". I let her give me some head and it was a bit mechanical but slow. No condoms, we went bareback. Did various positions and she seems to be liking it. So lets go for anal. I was expecting a big NO, but she said sure, but to use lotion and to go slow. She had the blackest asshole I've ever seen. I pile drive it in and then lower down for a good view. Now she is screaming and moaning, doesn't seem to like it. I'm holding on to her luv handles with long slow strokes. Within a minute I'm done. Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this? Shower up and my pal is already dressed and watching TV. The ladies ask if we can come back that night. Sorry too soon. I tell this lady I can't afford another 250. She said to come back anyway, no charge. They would make us dinner and show us how good Indian food is. They said we need Indian wives.We agreed on Saturday night. What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great.[/QUOTE]Oh this is so fxxxing funny. We all have been there.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great. [/QUOTE]Free Indian food? And the blackest asshole you've ever seen? Doesn't sound too bad, I mean you already paid.
[QUOTE=Travlnmn;2413610]Oh this is so fxxxing funny. We all have been there.[/QUOTE]I wish I could say I'd been there, but can't.
[QUOTE=Dingusmcc;2413659]Free Indian food? And the blackest asshole you've ever seen? Doesn't sound too bad, I mean you already paid.
I wish I could say I'd been there, but can't.[/QUOTE]These women would not get a second look from anyone. But you know what? I'll be taking a shower, putting on after shave, shaving my nuts, wearing a nice shirt with a collar. Help me.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413707]These women would not get a second look from anyone. But you know what? I'll be taking a shower, putting on after shave, shaving my nuts, wearing a nice shirt with a collar. Help me.[/QUOTE]Lefty, You are what my SO calls a man wh*re. And you paid. You are killing me.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]What kind of sick SOB am I?[/QUOTE]The absolute best kind, bro. The absolute best.
Howdy everyone! I received an email today from Seeking Arrangements which said they are opening a new website called "Openminded" I registered on there and it said I am now part of their "beta" testing. Will keep you posted. Awhile back I mentioned "EroticMonkey" There are now a few reviews on there for Milwaukee ladies. The odd part is that it is free and when you read the "juicy details" they are word for word the "uicy details" on another review site where you have to pay to read. I don't quite know what to make of it but you may want to take a quick look. OFG over and out stay thirsty my friends.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]Yesterday morning I met with my banker. Said he met an Indian woman who's husband has left. She has a sister. Both married to these two brothers and they are gone. The women live in Brookfield. One is in default and my pal had approached her with a way to make some money being a sugar baby. After talking I said get them on the phone lets have some fun. We meet at this Asian Hibachi place in Waukesha by Texas Road House. They are 25 minutes late. In walk two women, about 45 or so, a little chunky, and honestly not very attractive. Well dressed though. They are loud and bubbly, laughing at everything. Real talkers. Complaining about their horrible husbands. Telling us we are handsome and they would gladly entertain us for $250 each. Really, I don't want to pay at all. Nice ladies but not my type. But the more we sit there the more I am open to it. They have a beautiful home in Brookfled behind Sendiks plaza. We follow them back. Inside its spectacular. They want to dance for us so we let them belly dance. Then we pair up and go to separate bedrooms. I get the oldest and fattest one. She disrobes and yes, I am a bit disappointed. She's a bit fat, sloppy, but she is dark skinned all over. She's got a bush that has never been trimmed. But I'm a good sport, give her a nice rubdown. Suck her tits and give her some DATY. She loved it and said she had never had that before. Really? Then she wanted to see my "engine". I let her give me some head and it was a bit mechanical but slow. No condoms, we went bareback. Did various positions and she seems to be liking it. So lets go for anal. I was expecting a big NO, but she said sure, but to use lotion and to go slow. She had the blackest asshole I've ever seen. I pile drive it in and then lower down for a good view. Now she is screaming and moaning, doesn't seem to like it. I'm holding on to her luv handles with long slow strokes. Within a minute I'm done. Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this? Shower up and my pal is already dressed and watching TV. The ladies ask if we can come back that night. Sorry too soon. I tell this lady I can't afford another 250. She said to come back anyway, no charge. They would make us dinner and show us how good Indian food is. They said we need Indian wives.We agreed on Saturday night. What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great.[/QUOTE]LOL. Very funny LFL. Round 2 is free so my vote would be to go for it! Fat hairy chics need some good lovin' too!
[QUOTE=ItaloSamoa;2413846]LOL. Very funny LFL. Round 2 is free so my vote would be to go for it! Fat hairy chics need some good lovin' too![/QUOTE]AND there's free home made indian food!
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]Yesterday morning I met with my banker. Said he met an Indian woman who's husband has left. She has a sister. Both married to these two brothers and they are gone. The women live in Brookfield. One is in default and my pal had approached her with a way to make some money being a sugar baby. After talking I said get them on the phone lets have some fun. We meet at this Asian Hibachi place in Waukesha by Texas Road House. They are 25 minutes late. In walk two women, about 45 or so, a little chunky, and honestly not very attractive. Well dressed though. They are loud and bubbly, laughing at everything. Real talkers. Complaining about their horrible husbands. Telling us we are handsome and they would gladly entertain us for $250 each. Really, I don't want to pay at all. Nice ladies but not my type. But the more we sit there the more I am open to it. They have a beautiful home in Brookfled behind Sendiks plaza. We follow them back. Inside its spectacular. They want to dance for us so we let them belly dance. Then we pair up and go to separate bedrooms. I get the oldest and fattest one. She disrobes and yes, I am a bit disappointed. She's a bit fat, sloppy, but she is dark skinned all over. She's got a bush that has never been trimmed. But I'm a good sport, give her a nice rubdown. Suck her tits and give her some DATY. She loved it and said she had never had that before. Really? Then she wanted to see my "engine". I let her give me some head and it was a bit mechanical but slow. No condoms, we went bareback. Did various positions and she seems to be liking it. So lets go for anal. I was expecting a big NO, but she said sure, but to use lotion and to go slow. She had the blackest asshole I've ever seen. I pile drive it in and then lower down for a good view. Now she is screaming and moaning, doesn't seem to like it. I'm holding on to her luv handles with long slow strokes. Within a minute I'm done. Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this? Shower up and my pal is already dressed and watching TV. The ladies ask if we can come back that night. Sorry too soon. I tell this lady I can't afford another 250. She said to come back anyway, no charge. They would make us dinner and show us how good Indian food is. They said we need Indian wives.We agreed on Saturday night. What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great.[/QUOTE]ROLFLMAO. Got tears in my eyes, Oh man good stuff.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]Yesterday morning I met with my banker. Said he met an Indian woman who's husband has left. She has a sister. Both married to these two brothers and they are gone. The women live in Brookfield. One is in default and my pal had approached her with a way to make some money being a sugar baby. After talking I said get them on the phone lets have some fun. We meet at this Asian Hibachi place in Waukesha by Texas Road House. They are 25 minutes late. In walk two women, about 45 or so, a little chunky, and honestly not very attractive. Well dressed though. They are loud and bubbly, laughing at everything. Real talkers. Complaining about their horrible husbands. Telling us we are handsome and they would gladly entertain us for $250 each. Really, I don't want to pay at all. Nice ladies but not my type. But the more we sit there the more I am open to it. They have a beautiful home in Brookfled behind Sendiks plaza. We follow them back. Inside its spectacular. They want to dance for us so we let them belly dance. Then we pair up and go to separate bedrooms. I get the oldest and fattest one. She disrobes and yes, I am a bit disappointed. She's a bit fat, sloppy, but she is dark skinned all over. She's got a bush that has never been trimmed. But I'm a good sport, give her a nice rubdown. Suck her tits and give her some DATY. She loved it and said she had never had that before. Really? Then she wanted to see my "engine". I let her give me some head and it was a bit mechanical but slow. No condoms, we went bareback. Did various positions and she seems to be liking it. So lets go for anal. I was expecting a big NO, but she said sure, but to use lotion and to go slow. She had the blackest asshole I've ever seen. I pile drive it in and then lower down for a good view. Now she is screaming and moaning, doesn't seem to like it. I'm holding on to her luv handles with long slow strokes. Within a minute I'm done. Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this? Shower up and my pal is already dressed and watching TV. The ladies ask if we can come back that night. Sorry too soon. I tell this lady I can't afford another 250. She said to come back anyway, no charge. They would make us dinner and show us how good Indian food is. They said we need Indian wives.We agreed on Saturday night. What kind of sick SOB am I? Worse yet, I'm looking forward to going. Don't know why, its not that great.[/QUOTE]Personally, I would have been in heaven. Older. Juicy hairy box. (sorry, I love mature ladies, esp with a hairy puss). Black back hole. And then a freebie and some good homemade Indian cooking?? Sign me up LOL.
[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;2413810]Howdy everyone! I received an email today from Seeking Arrangements which said they are opening a new website called "Openminded" I registered on there and it said I am now part of their "beta" testing. Will keep you posted. Awhile back I mentioned "EroticMonkey" There are now a few reviews on there for Milwaukee ladies. The odd part is that it is free and when you read the "juicy details" they are word for word the "uicy details" on another review site where you have to pay to read. I don't quite know what to make of it but you may want to take a quick look. OFG over and out stay thirsty my friends.[/QUOTE]Based on your post, I went over to EroticMonkey and registered. Looked at the limited number of MKE profiles and found that after all these years Summer Knight is Asian. It has some problems with credibility.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2413541]...Pull out to the sound of a big fart. Followed by a foul odor. Wow, and I paid for this?...[/QUOTE]Yet, I commiserate. And think, the free food is more appealing than the free pussy.