Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=AndrewSmith;2546442]What solid provider has the largest tits?[/QUOTE]Does that eliminate the soft providers? 😁.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2546519]Does that eliminate the soft providers? .[/QUOTE]Soft, hard, whatever!

I really like tits.

[QUOTE=AndrewSmith;2546442]What solid provider has the largest tits?[/QUOTE]I would have suggested Ally, Sinful Dreams but I believe she recently had hers reduced for health reasons. You still might want to ask her.

[QUOTE=BradAM;2547123]I would have suggested Ally, Sinful Dreams but I believe she recently had hers reduced for health reasons. You still might want to ask her.[/QUOTE]Hers are pretty dang big.

As some of you know, I was challenged to a photo contest. Despite the fact that the only true photo contest would be to all photograph the same lady, I accepted. JSmith90 set up a Photo Contest 7/1/15 user blog with some pretty loose rules. I decided to have some fun and to ramp up the competition. To do so I posted a series of "joke entries" based on the Chicago political philosophy of "vote early and vote often!" I referenced that and called it "enter early and enter often!" For the life of me, I don't see how anyone could take the posts as anything but a joke whose only purpose was to have some fun and to ramp up the competition. Instead, I got this:

[QUOTE=DNut;2533605]And with that, I am out. What was supposed to be fun has just been reduced to a shit show of epic egos, pettiness, ana retentives, and plain dickiness.[/QUOTE]With the challenger out, I deleted all of the posts and withdrew from the contest with little fanfare. It was not my intention to ruin the contest. My actual entry was going to be a series of black and white retro shots inspired by Elmer Batters. In fact, I had the perfect model lined up and had a vintage garter belt and black stockings for the shoot. Based on responses and some pms, some mongers want to see the offending photos. I have created a user blog entitled [B]Glockman’s Offending Photos: Glock, Stock and Barrel [/B]. All were taken in Memphis within the last couple of years. Some shots have never been posted before and are Octagon exclusives. Personally, I like the "Brunette" shots the best. Some will likely prefer the "Young and Hot" shots the best.

Since you seem to like to bring up my name and blame me for the ending of the contest because of your own doucebaggery, I will say this. You are a jackass. You better check yourself before your ego pulls you under.

Your "vote early and vote often" joke, really isn't funny. To you maybe, but no one else was laughing. Also you better check your timeline because you didn't mention that you were going to be posting over 50 images as your "joke". You just posted 50 images on a contest that were were limiting to about 3.

Your "joke"? Your joke is about as funny as someone taking a dump on a pool table while other people are playing. What's so funny about 50 CRAPPY photos? Yes. CRAPPY. BAD. OVER PROCESSED. LESS THAN AMATEURISH. AWFUL. A lot of bad photos does not equal one good one. It's just a lot of bad photos. That wasn't a joke. That was you bragging to the board on how you have enough money to ask these women to let you take their photos. It was you trying to show the board how big was your penis. Instead, you just showed how big of a dick you are.

You can claim to want to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. But judging from what you've posted, you don't have the ability to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. Not even close. You barely shoot above cell phone level. You might want to ease up on the soft focus filter because it just looks like your camera is drunk and has beer goggles trying to shoot through fog. FYI -- Elmer Batters never diffused a photo, which seems to be the only tool you have in your bag.

I may have only posted one photo in the contest. But that one photo was stylistically and technically better than any of the 50+ photos you decided to dump on the board.

So go right ahead. Keep taking a dump on the board. Keep posting away your crappy images. Do a close-up of a vagina. Have your models stick a finger in their ass then lick it for the next frame. In the end, your photos will still suck because you don't have the ability to win a photo contest.

You will get a top prize for douchebaggery. I will concede that award to you.

I actually don't recall ever mentioning your name, only your post. But you are correct. My photos are pretty bad and your one photo is ten times better than mine. I don't recall posting a dickshot though so I don't see how my penis is an issue. Everything you say in your post is true. I am just a worthless piece of shit. But that's life. But I'm proud to have one something, even if it's the douchebaggery award.

[QUOTE=DNut;2547259]Since you seem to like to bring up my name and blame me for the ending of the contest because of your own doucebaggery, I will say this. You are a jackass. You better check yourself before your ego pulls you under.

Your "vote early and vote often" joke, really isn't funny. To you maybe, but no one else was laughing. Also you better check your timeline because you didn't mention that you were going to be posting over 50 images as your "joke". You just posted 50 images on a contest that were were limiting to about 3.

Your "joke"? Your joke is about as funny as someone taking a dump on a pool table while other people are playing. What's so funny about 50 CRAPPY photos? Yes. CRAPPY. BAD. OVER PROCESSED. LESS THAN AMATEURISH. AWFUL. A lot of bad photos does not equal one good one. It's just a lot of bad photos. That wasn't a joke. That was you bragging to the board on how you have enough money to ask these women to let you take their photos. It was you trying to show the board how big was your penis. Instead, you just showed how big of a dick you are.

You can claim to want to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. But judging from what you've posted, you don't have the ability to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. Not even close. You barely shoot above cell phone level. You might want to ease up on the soft focus filter because it just looks like your camera is drunk and has beer goggles trying to shoot through fog.

I may have only posted one photo in the contest. But that one photo was stylisticall and technically better than any of the 50+ photos you decided to dump on the board.

So go right ahead. Keep taking a dump on the board. Keep posting away your crappy images. Do a close-up of a vagina. Have your models stick a finger in their ass then lick it for the next frame. In the end, your photos will still suck because you don't have the ability to win a photo contest.

You will get a top prize for douchebaggery. I will concede that award to you.[/QUOTE]

Take yourself serious much?? Personally, I thought it was funny. How did it hurt anyone that was looking at the contest? You jumped to a shitload of conclusions in there about his motivations that I don't get. Is it possible that Glock was doing exactly what he said? Being funny and presenting us with nude pics to enjoy?

[QUOTE=DNut;2547259]Since you seem to like to bring up my name and blame me for the ending of the contest because of your own doucebaggery, I will say this. You are a jackass. You better check yourself before your ego pulls you under.

Your "vote early and vote often" joke, really isn't funny. To you maybe, but no one else was laughing. Also you better check your timeline because you didn't mention that you were going to be posting over 50 images as your "joke". You just posted 50 images on a contest that were were limiting to about 3.

Your "joke"? Your joke is about as funny as someone taking a dump on a pool table while other people are playing. What's so funny about 50 CRAPPY photos? Yes. CRAPPY. BAD. OVER PROCESSED. LESS THAN AMATEURISH. AWFUL. A lot of bad photos does not equal one good one. It's just a lot of bad photos. That wasn't a joke. That was you bragging to the board on how you have enough money to ask these women to let you take their photos. It was you trying to show the board how big was your penis. Instead, you just showed how big of a dick you are.

You can claim to want to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. But judging from what you've posted, you don't have the ability to shoot in the style of Elmer Batters. Not even close. You barely shoot above cell phone level. You might want to ease up on the soft focus filter because it just looks like your camera is drunk and has beer goggles trying to shoot through fog. FYI -- Elmer Batters never diffused a photo, which seems to be the only tool you have in your bag.

I may have only posted one photo in the contest. But that one photo was stylistically and technically better than any of the 50+ photos you decided to dump on the board.

So go right ahead. Keep taking a dump on the board. Keep posting away your crappy images. Do a close-up of a vagina. Have your models stick a finger in their ass then lick it for the next frame. In the end, your photos will still suck because you don't have the ability to win a photo contest.

You will get a top prize for douchebaggery. I will concede that award to you.[/QUOTE]

Both with huge tits and both CIM.

[QUOTE=AndrewSmith;2546442]What solid provider has the largest tits?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FirstHalf;2547359]Take yourself serious much?? Personally, I thought it was funny. How did it hurt anyone that was looking at the contest? You jumped to a shitload of conclusions in there about his motivations that I don't get. Is it possible that Glock was doing exactly what he said? Being funny and presenting us with nude pics to enjoy?[/QUOTE]Possible? Sure. Or maybe I am right.

Maybe he took immense pleasure in the accolades from the other mongers who would praise him for the photos he would post. Maybe he jumped for joy when I suggested a contest. Maybe he lost his mojo when he realized that competition would be stiffer than he thought because maybe other mongers had cameras too and unlike him, knew how to use them. Maybe he decided to flood the thread with pictures so no one else would see other entries. Maybe he realized that he may miscalculated when I quit the contest and other people followed suit for reasons of their own. Maybe he concocted this whole, "It was just a joke" bullshit story line to try to repair the damage he has done. Maybe that's why he would continuously post trying to get people back in so he can once again go for glory. Maybe his dreams of getting praise and accolades were flying out the window because if no one is in this contest, no one will be there to praise him. Maybe he decided to keep quoting me to try to goad me back into the contest. Maybe he just realized that I did not react the way he had planned and instead got a dose of my truth.

But that's just me.

So why don't you just go on and enjoy his pictures and MAYBE, if he leaves me out of his posts, I'll leave him out of mine.

[QUOTE=DNut;2547867]Possible? Sure. Or maybe I am right.

Maybe he took immense pleasure in the accolades from the other mongers who would praise him for the photos he would post. Maybe he jumped for joy when I suggested a contest. Maybe he lost his mojo when he realized that competition would be stiffer than he thought because maybe other mongers had cameras too and unlike him, knew how to use them. Maybe he decided to flood the thread with pictures so no one else would see other entries. Maybe he realized that he may miscalculated when I quit the contest and other people followed suit for reasons of their own. Maybe he concocted this whole, "It was just a joke" bullshit story line to try to repair the damage he has done. Maybe that's why he would continuously post trying to get people back in so he can once again go for glory. Maybe his dreams of getting praise and accolades were flying out the window because if no one is in this contest, no one will be there to praise him. Maybe he decided to keep quoting me to try to goad me back into the contest. Maybe he just realized that I did not react the way he had planned and instead got a dose of my truth.

But that's just me.

So why don't you just go on and enjoy his pictures and MAYBE, if he leaves me out of his posts, I'll leave him out of mine.[/QUOTE]And maybe you are full of shit. You are living in a different world. I suggest you change your medication.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2547875]And maybe you are full of shit. You are living in a different world. I suggest you change your medication.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Maybe. Or maybe I hit the nail on the head.

Post all the crap you want; pictures, jokes, wails of "Look at me! Look at me! I am desperate for attention!". Just leave me out of it.

[QUOTE=DNut;2547918]Yeah. Maybe. Or maybe I hit the nail on the head.

Post all the crap you want; pictures, jokes, wails of "Look at me! Look at me! I am desperate for attention!". Just leave me out of it.[/QUOTE]You got it.

You provide some sound advice around here and I'm sure it's much appreciated.

But you remind me of this guy I knew when I was in the military. Great guy, fun to be around, but you just never knew when he was going to shit the bed over some joke and start flipping over tables.

Couldn't take that fucker anywhere. The shit he started with the royal marines at the Hong Kong seamen's club could almost be considered an international incident. All over stupid shit.

Calm down. This is a place to talk about and find pussy. Sometimes we get some photos too. Win-win.

[QUOTE=DNut;2547867]Possible? Sure. Or maybe I am right.

Maybe he took immense pleasure in the accolades from the other mongers who would praise him for the photos he would post. Maybe he jumped for joy when I suggested a contest. Maybe he lost his mojo when he realized that competition would be stiffer than he thought because maybe other mongers had cameras too and unlike him, knew how to use them. Maybe he decided to flood the thread with pictures so no one else would see other entries. Maybe he realized that he may miscalculated when I quit the contest and other people followed suit for reasons of their own. Maybe he concocted this whole, "It was just a joke" bullshit story line to try to repair the damage he has done. Maybe that's why he would continuously post trying to get people back in so he can once again go for glory. Maybe his dreams of getting praise and accolades were flying out the window because if no one is in this contest, no one will be there to praise him. Maybe he decided to keep quoting me to try to goad me back into the contest. Maybe he just realized that I did not react the way he had planned and instead got a dose of my truth.

But that's just me.

So why don't you just go on and enjoy his pictures and MAYBE, if he leaves me out of his posts, I'll leave him out of mine.[/QUOTE]