Massage Parlor Reports

Dude. You are in more need of a blowjob than any white male I have ever known.

(quote from Good Morning Vietnam)( or at least paraphrased)

[QUOTE=RickyRicardo]Great report? Get this shit off the MA board and post in on CT.

RR[/QUOTE]

Tyngs Tarry Massage
This place was shut down by the town after the owners were busted by the Tyngsborough police. Story in the Lowell Sun. (from clreviews)

I feel so much safer now that I only have to worry about hardened criminals.

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]Tyngs Tarry Massage

This place was shut down by the town after the owners were busted by the Tyngsborough police. Story in the Lowell Sun. (from clreviews)

I feel so much safer now that I only have to worry about hardened criminals.[/QUOTE]I was actually there on Sunday, a couple of days before the bust. Cindy has a nice touch. Nice setup and a clean place. Whats a monger to do?

As DW stated, I feel much safer too.

I called Ling last week and she said (no more massage) Does she still have the ankle bracelet?

[QUOTE=Craven Head]Ling, in CT, is great with that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]Tyngs Tarry Massage
This place was shut down by the town after the owners were busted by the Tyngsborough police. Story in the Lowell Sun. (from clreviews)

I feel so much safer now that I only have to worry about hardened criminals.[/QUOTE]

From the EagleTribune:

XXXXX residents charged with prostitution at Tyngsboro massage parlor

By Bill Kirk
News Staff


TYNGSBORO — Two XXXXX, N.H. residents and a woman from Virginia are being charged with "maintaining a house of prostitution" and soliciting sex for a fee after an investigation by local police.

XXXXXXX XXXXXX, 66, and XXXXXXXX X. XX, 60, both of XXX XXXXXX XXXXX Road, XXXXX, N.H., face the prostitution charge while XX is also being charged with one count of sexual conduct for a fee.

XXXX XXX, 45, of XXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXX, XXXXX XXXXXX, VA., has also been charged with one count of sexual conduct for a fee.



I wonder if they took their dentures out...

My apologies.

RR


[QUOTE=Ram Jac]Hey Ricky, On the Boston Boards CT = Chinatown![/QUOTE]

I don't know who else checks out the fling crawlers on the side bar, but I would seriously consider a blank check for a crack (no pun intended) at fuckmyass, 23, Berlin. That ass is as close to flawless as I have seen.
She is the one in a black thong bathing suit (since the names seem to keep changing).

Went to Shirley Ave. Kind of annoying visit. I called and made an appointment during the day for the early evening. Maria didn't answer, woman without an accent. I asked how many girls were working tonight and she rattled off 6 names. Ok great. I get there, and they've apparently all gone home except for 1. Ok fine. It's Mia. She's screaming at Maria as I'm waiting. Holy shit. I'm ready to walk out. She comes around the corner and is a little hefty. Pretty face, big rack. I go for it. She takes me to the room. I get undressed. Lay down. Mediocre rub down. Quick tease. On the flip she goes right after it. I ask her to take some clothes off. She gets naked and I slobber all over her D's. I blast off. Total damage was 1. 4. I know, I know. Sounds steep for what it was. In retrospect I should have hacked her down some more. Overall, I will go back, but not for Mia.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "massage4u80@yahoo.com" regarding the above report.

[quote]This is rediculous. This guy is a LIAR. This board is bull if people can slander someones business with lies and get to leave it there after a serious complaint from the massage therapist. He's looking for a prostitute not a massage therapist. Since you are getting a complaint like this you should address it cause he will not. I've asked him and yourself nicely to please do something!! This is not true what he wrote, it's slander!!!![/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Sorry that happened to you. It's happened to all of us at Shirley Ave. You actually have to press Maria a bit because many of her girls are infamous for being unreliable. In my experience, at least 50% of the time I show up and the girl who had supposedly called her to say she was only fifteen minutes away hasn't yet shown up. Now, some of the time the ladies who are there are decent substitutes, but it kind of feels like a cheat, and the trip is too long for me to waste my time when there are more reliable massage places. It's too bad.

[QUOTE=Meatulater]Went to Shirley Ave. Kind of annoying visit. I called and made an appointment during the day for the early evening. Maria didn't answer, woman without an accent. I asked how many girls were working tonight and she rattled off 6 names. Ok great. I get there, and they've apparently all gone home except for 1. Ok fine. It's Mia. She's screaming at Maria as I'm waiting. Holy shit. I'm ready to walk out. She comes around the corner and is a little hefty. Pretty face, big rack. I go for it. She takes me to the room. I get undressed. Lay down. Mediocre rub down. Quick tease. On the flip she goes right after it. I ask her to take some clothes off. She gets naked and I slobber all over her D's. I blast off. Total damage was 1. 4. I know, I know. Sounds steep for what it was. In retrospect I should have hacked her down some more. Overall, I will go back, but not for Mia.[/QUOTE]

I called on Sunday and was told they're not open there, they "moved" to Boston. Their "new location" is Sunny Spa on Beacon Street.

[QUOTE=Diogenesbarrel]I called on Sunday and was told they're not open there, they "moved" to Boston. Their "new location" is Sunny Spa on Beacon Street.[/QUOTE]

I drove by last night and wondered why it was dark. I knew they wouldn't close at 7:00p. The night before, Cindy's place on Broadway was closed, but they're open today.

[QUOTE=Diogenesbarrel]I called on Sunday and was told they're not open there, they "moved" to Boston. Their "new location" is Sunny Spa on Beacon Street.[/QUOTE]My guess is it had something to do with this: [url]http://www.wickedlocal.com/arlington/news/x215407334/Two-massage-businesses-in-Arlington-could-get-fined[/url]

Anyone know where Cherry or Nicole wound up?

[QUOTE=Meatulater]Went to Shirley Ave. Kind of annoying visit. I called and made an appointment during the day for the early evening. Maria didn't answer, woman without an accent. I asked how many girls were working tonight and she rattled off 6 names. Ok great. I get there, and they've apparently all gone home except for 1. Ok fine. It's Mia. She's screaming at Maria as I'm waiting. Holy shit. I'm ready to walk out. She comes around the corner and is a little hefty. Pretty face, big rack. I go for it. She takes me to the room. I get undressed. Lay down. Mediocre rub down. Quick tease. On the flip she goes right after it. I ask her to take some clothes off. She gets naked and I slobber all over her D's. I blast off. Total damage was 1. 4. I know, I know. Sounds steep for what it was. In retrospect I should have hacked her down some more. Overall, I will go back, but not for Mia.[/QUOTE]I probably shouldn't give away all my secrets but what the hell. One of the girls there told me that the best time to visit is after 1pm. I usually try to make an appointment between 1pm and 3pm, and the selections are usually excellent. But then again, I'm not that picky.

Checked out this place on a cold cold rainy afternoon, so so massage with extras. Usual price of .7 and HE for .5. She was a .4 in looks an older chinese lady from NY. She told me this place just opened and wanted me to come back. Overall won't repeat.

[url]http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ads/1496206797.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Momo Epez]Stopped by the Artful Healing Massage in Canton. Same location as the one that was closed down. New owners. ( they have operated another place in Quincy near the police station) Clean and bright with shower facilities.

Checked in with Amy. She gives a great massage but no happy ending. The massage was worth the stop.

Have been scouting this place out for a couple of weeks and I have seen several mongers step in but no reports. Many of you probably know their place in Quincy. Would you share your comments please.[/QUOTE]I have been there twice, the cleanest place i have ever seen. Amy and Anna, both good massages, nothing additional. Pleasant atmosphere, very friendly. Real hot receptionist. Smokin.