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[QUOTE=Packerfann53;2398028]This has been a irritant to me for sometime, and I wonder if anyone else shares this. I believe you can tell a lot about a provider by the way she conducts herself on the phone. If she is friendly, upbeat, and personable, there's a 99% chance you're going to have a good time. If she is short, mono tone, and unenthusiastic, I won't even set up a meeting. Providers who only conduct business via text only are losing a lot of business. It's rude and intrusive. There are an increasing number of young people who cannot or will not communicate face to face or by voice. If you want to succeed in business or in life, you must be able to communicate verbally. I had a very pleasant conversation with Kelly Storm on the phone yesterday, and I thought to myself, this is the first provider I've tried in several months who actually answered her phone. And although we have not yet met, I can tell by her phone manners, we are going to have a great time. Texting is for loser scum, real human beings talk to one another.[/QUOTE]100% correct. It's a lot easier to weed out the fakes / flakes / druggies by hearing their voice.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;2398178]100% correct. It's a lot easier to weed out the fakes / flakes / druggies by hearing their voice.[/QUOTE]Yep, you call and some woman with a gravely smokers voice answers and calls you baby right away. In the background you hear babies, dogs, men swearing, kids and sirens. You just know how its going to turn out. Or white girl talks like she was raised in the ghetto, just like that big titted red haired want to be model out in Hartland on SD. Sizzle sells the steak and I'm glad I got to see her sizzle and burn on YouTube so I can avoid.

[QUOTE=Packerfann53;2398028]This has been a irritant to me for sometime, and I wonder if anyone else shares this. I believe you can tell a lot about a provider by the way she conducts herself on the phone. If she is friendly, upbeat, and personable, there's a 99% chance you're going to have a good time. If she is short, mono tone, and unenthusiastic, I won't even set up a meeting. Providers who only conduct business via text only are losing a lot of business. It's rude and intrusive. There are an increasing number of young people who cannot or will not communicate face to face or by voice. If you want to succeed in business or in life, you must be able to communicate verbally. I had a very pleasant conversation with Kelly Storm on the phone yesterday, and I thought to myself, this is the first provider I've tried in several months who actually answered her phone. And although we have not yet met, I can tell by her phone manners, we are going to have a great time. Texting is for loser scum, real human beings talk to one another.[/QUOTE]I always want to hear their voice the first time I contact a provider. There are countless times that I have called and after hearing what they had to say and how they said it I have decided nope not for me and have moved on.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2398373]Yep, you call and some woman with a gravely smokers voice answers and calls you baby right away. In the background you hear babies, dogs, men swearing, kids and sirens. You just know how its going to turn out. Or white girl talks like she was raised in the ghetto, just like that big titted red haired want to be model out in Hartland on SD. Sizzle sells the steak and I'm glad I got to see her sizzle and burn on YouTube so I can avoid.[/QUOTE]+1 on this. Though I've done my share of deaf dates, you can always learn a lot more about what you're walking into by what you hear. The only caveat is if you're dealing with a real scammer / con artist who you are giving the advantage to by conversing with them.

Maybe the last 10 posts belong in Rants, Raves and Opinions. Wasn't that WHY that thread was created so we wouldn't bog down the regular threads with sniping at each other?

Was looking around on BP on Friday and clicked on a post which talked about EroticMonkey. Took a look around and don't quite know what to make of this site. Anyone else checked it out?

[QUOTE=MkePalace;2400459]Now if this same post was someone's first, they would have been accused of shilling for another site. No link to the ad, no link to the site, yada yada yada. But we *know* OFG and know he's a decent part of the community. Food for thought.

As far as EroticMonkey is concerned, I've heard of it but not around this area. I think it's more for major metro areas (like Chicago), but am not 100% sure. I haven't noticed it in any of the BP ads around here. Who was using it in their ad?[/QUOTE][URL]http://janesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/know-who-youre-meetingbe-safe-eroticmonkeycom-is-here-100-free/9230932[/URL] here is the ad I clicked on you are correct, there are no reviews from Wisconsin I did spend a little time reading some of the monkey reviews and was able to correlate some of the providers to reviews on another well know review site. Just throwing it out there! Hope everyone is doing well.

Was on qwest chat line Friday talked to sasha she texted me this pic says she is Russian, 31 years old, 5'4", 120 pounds, 34 b, loves being eaten out, $100 downside is that she lives in Kenosha but, am meeting her Monday at Potowatomi for dinner and bingo talked to her at length and she sounds nice will let you know how it goes. [ATTACH=CONFIG]369618[/ATTACH].

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;2400750]Was on qwest chat line Friday talked to sasha she texted me this pic says she is Russian, 31 years old, 5'4", 120 pounds, 34 b, loves being eaten out, $100 downside is that she lives in Kenosha but, am meeting her Monday at Potowatomi for dinner and bingo talked to her at length and she sounds nice will let you know how it goes.[/QUOTE]I think that I might have spoken to her Saturday on Quest. Told me she is divorced and owns her own home in Kenosha off of Hwy 50. Please let us know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Stallis;2400229]Maybe the last 10 posts belong in Rants, Raves and Opinions. Wasn't that WHY that thread was created so we wouldn't bog down the regular threads with sniping at each other?[/QUOTE][BLUE]More like that last three pages. Some of you guys best quick learn how to use the fight thread or you're going to find yourselves moderated again.

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There was some chatter about the site "tagged" Let me say I put a profile on there like 7 or 8 years ago. Further, if you enjoy looking at pictures of rather fat and ugly women, this is the site for you. Once in awhile you will come across an escort on there. Lots of phoney pics ala BP. Pretty much a scam. Lots of the ladies own jewelry stores and are on diamond buying trips to Nigeria or Ghana. And I get a lot of messages from mama sans from the Phillipines. Amazing since the last time I was in the Phillipines was in 1969 on my way to Vietnam. Happy St. Patricks Day.

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;2400750]Was on qwest chat line Friday talked to sasha she texted me this pic says she is Russian, 31 years old, 5'4", 120 pounds, 34 b, loves being eaten out, $100 downside is that she lives in Kenosha but, am meeting her Monday at Potowatomi for dinner and bingo talked to her at length and she sounds nice will let you know how it goes. [ATTACH=CONFIG]369618[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]Happy St Patricks Day everyone! Anyhow, I had posted about Sasha before I met her, which in hindsight, probably shouldn't have done. Per my original post, was supposed to meet up at Poto for dinner and BINGO. Couple of miscues during the day and we didn't connect. Part of the problem is that she only has a land line. In any event, we talked around 7 PM and she was still up to meet at Poto for the Night Owl Bingo. I passed because my old ass was dragging. But she sounds sincere and sweet and I am still hoping to meet up with her in the near future. OFG out.

I've had some further adventures on Seeking Arrangement. My last post about this got a lot of response, so I thought I'd update the board.

I spent $70 for another one month membership. I set up a new account rather than use the previous one. I always play the "never done this before" card with the women. I use google image to find a pic that's something like me and make up a story about myself. I always look for longer meetings, like 2 h at minimum, as a get to know you / multiples kind of thing. I spend money, and I'm not interested in debate about it. I don't disparage $40 car date guys, but I'm not one.

I met Yashi, a 33 yo Mexican who goes by "00111011 00101001". Figure it out. Gorgeous little face. Tiny body, no fat, but some wear and tear, evidence of at least one kid. She's a classy professional woman. There was confusion about finding one another even though I told her exactly where I'd be. (The bar where we met had no cell signal.) Once settled, 45 min late, we had drinks, then multiples fun in a hotel room, $400. Submissive, multiple BBBJ, any position I asked, one tramp-stamp tattoo. A little cold, personally, for my tastes, but in no way bad. She cut our time slightly short due to the meeting problems, which didn't thrill me. Overall good experience despite these small complaints. May call her again.

I met Pam, who has since deleted her profile. A 32 yo single mom sex freak who likes it rough. Very skinny, but sexy and totally willing. Had lunch, drinks, and a long afternoon of private fun. Into everything, seriously, including greek. Gave her $400. I've had trouble getting back in touch with her though, but I'm trying. Hope I haven't lost touch with her or she has had second thoughts.

I met "Chloe H", a 20 yo college girl with an ok face and a thick but firm body. Paranoid about meeting, doesn't want to be seen too much in public etc. Initial meeting in a coffee shop, but then a week later met right in the hotel room. Small boobs, amazing bubble butt and stout legs, real PAWG material. Unfortunately, awful in bed. Terrible BBBJ technique (mostly fast jerking with minimal actual oral.) No initiative. Lousy moves. Rushed her clothes back on in between rounds for some reason. She had asked for $350 for 2 h. Wants to know if I'll see her again. I won't.

Met "Lilonehere" or Michelle. Really hard to communicate with her, she switches from email to texts and back mid-conversation, probably something about her phone software but it caused a lot of confusion and some of her texts / emails I never received. When we finally met she was a 36 yo single mom, ok face, very nice bod, not an ounce of fat. Terrible terrible toothy BJ, paranoid I might CIM (not a chance honey) so I cut it short. However, she enjoyed receiving oral a lot, very vocal. OK sex, but after one shot hopped up, got dressed, and made coffee. (Guess her ex-husband was a one shot guy. Very talkative, told me way too much about her life and family. Won't see again.

Non-productive: I met "ChippieDame" also known as JP, in public for drinks. Big fat girl from Sheboygan with an annoying voice, she talked incessantly about NBA basketball, begged off suddenly, then later texted me she couldn't go through with it. Whatever. Also, I set up a time to meet "Seductive Stacy" and she stood me up without a word, I wrote to her and texted her and got no response. So there you go.

I am definitely trying to see Pam again, and maybe Yashi, but I tend to play for variety. I have a few others I'm circling. I try to get them away from the site and to my burner phone or email quickly. My membership just ran out but I hope to get one or two more meetings out of it.

Glad to share info or tips, whatever, but this post contains most of my current knowledge.

Whistles.

Thanks. You are my new hero. You went above and beyond the call of duty. Better clear out your box. You will be getting fan mail.

Lefty, I'm humbled. I'm just a horny idiot with money. You're a legend. But thanks.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2409007]Whistles.

Thanks. You are my new hero. You went above and beyond the call of duty. Better clear out your box. You will be getting fan mail.[/QUOTE]