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[QUOTE=Metloaf;5840532]Time in time out providers that end up on her cause trouble more then helpful info. I browsed her ad and was drawn to mention of I know about the guide.

Providers on her when reviews don't go their way make problems. First problem if not on a burner they blacklist or report false info on the reviewer. Even with burner that happens. You call and the provider like your number associated with bad things. So the FYI she reads the forum was just heads up. So some out there care. On EB providers were getting reviewers blocked after a bad review written on them, causing you not to be able to read any reviews until you create new profile.

She block me on ter messages and I never reached out to her. I spoke with a few I'm Richmond thread about her. So I'm sure that type will try to blow you up with false accusations review not in favor of her.

Don't matter to me at all but I believe for non seniors not get blocked or calls not answered when mongering. Providers like her the reason.[/QUOTE]For the most part I totally agree with you. But many ladies know about and read the forums so I just assume they all are aware. I try not to reveal my handle but some will figure it out by your review. There have been a couple of times when it worked in my favor as it allowed me to continue seeing great providers that had changed their number and gone utr but made contact by pm on this board.

Anyone ever seen her with another before. Been asking her about it lately but she avoids it. Can't have it all.

[QUOTE=MikeWhiskey;5840681][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-60524[/URL]

Just saw her. She's a good time. Sweet girl who aims to please 140 hh 240 hr. PM me for additional details or just text her.[/QUOTE]646xxxx075.

[QUOTE=NovaGuy1970;5840474]Saw this girl the other day. Said she's new to the escort thing. 22 year old blonde with a rocking body. Totally worth it. Best girl I've seen yet and she let me do anal. [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/collegebabe[/URL].[/QUOTE]She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.

[QUOTE=Telcova;5840177]My last visit I was given the "Alice or Tina". I guess Cherry is gone, I chose Tina: She puts in the effort.

Anyone see Alice yet?[/QUOTE]She might look more Thai than Chinese, with what I'm guessing are large implants. I was going to see her, but she asked too much for what I wanted, so I didn't stay.

Came across post online for a new girl in the area. Anyone have a chance to see her? Debating seeing her but would like info if someone has, if not I'll bite the bullet and report back.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/77972590[/URL]

Just starting to get out of the house more these days. Decided to try this provider advertising in Sterling. Didn't realize it was a Latin Crap Shoot. Shame on me for not doing enough homework, I guess. Phone number ended in 3540.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/sterling-va/21059290.html[/URL]

Turned out it was in a motel I've been to before for ACS visits right near the airport. Lady who answered the door seemed to not speak English and looked nothing like the pictures in the ad. Seemed pretty fit, but with a face of a grandma. I've heard stories of providers being on the phone while serving customers, but didn't believe it. This woman literally chatted into her WhatsApp or whatever the entire time I was pumping away. The only positive thing I can say was that she gave a good CBJ.

I was also a little uncomfortable because I knew she wasn't who I texted to coordinate the meet. I mean, I'm used to that with the Asian places, but it seemed she was giving details about what was going one the whole time.

Anyway I won't answer this ad again.

Hello Fellow Mongers.

Awhile back I tried and unsuccessful to book Andre Shakti from Eros. At first the conversation seemed to be going but after sending the deposit and trying to coordinate a meeting she completely disappeared on me.

Please avoid by all means.

[URL]https://tryst.link/bdsm/andre-shakti[/URL]

[QUOTE=OldChineseGuy;5841001]She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.[/QUOTE]Wait, so is she $200 or $500?

[QUOTE=Metloaf;5840532]Time in time out providers that end up on her cause trouble more then helpful info. I browsed her ad and was drawn to mention of I know about the guide.

Providers on her when reviews don't go their way make problems. First problem if not on a burner they blacklist or report false info on the reviewer. Even with burner that happens. You call and the provider like your number associated with bad things. So the FYI she reads the forum was just heads up. So some out there care. On EB providers were getting reviewers blocked after a bad review written on them, causing you not to be able to read any reviews until you create new profile.

She block me on ter messages and I never reached out to her. I spoke with a few I'm Richmond thread about her. So I'm sure that type will try to blow you up with false accusations review not in favor of her.

Don't matter to me at all but I believe for non seniors not get blocked or calls not answered when mongering. Providers like her the reason.[/QUOTE]I had a different situation where I told a fellow monger who dm'd me with " a special request" so I referred an UTR to him who is in the game part time and that dumass saw her and told her my screen name, about this site how I said she was good for the special request but she's kind of chubby and her pussy kind of worn out and loose and posted about her. She was pissed, called and texted me repeatedly- yeah a burner but still unnecessary drama. My view is Fight club rules apply.

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Starting to dip my toes into more Nova area asian providers.

Decided to try out Angela, who is from the same group as ACS Tina the Cock Gobbler. Once I entered, she asked for the donation first, then ask me to disrobe. She followed afterward. She's probably in her late 40's with an okay face and nice teardrop breasts with eraser nipples. Her midsection is thick with a bit of a belly and her legs are thin. She was going to start me off with CBJ, but I asked for BBBJ, she acknowledged with a BJ hand motion saying "Ok, you want BBJ? Then we do condom fuck" and then judiciously sprayed down my member with alcohol, getting it right in my fucking pee hole. After wiping me off she gave a nice light BBBJ for about 30 seconds and then wanted to move on to CFS. She is CFS only, no BBFS. I enjoyed the BBBJ and wanted more, but she denied me.

"Can you suck some more?

"Yes, yes, condom fuck".

"Not yet. Can you do more BBJ?

"No BBJ, condom fuck".

She suited and lubed me up and we proceeded to do CG, mish, doggy, lazy dog. She's droopy down below and lacks an ass to grab onto, instead I strangely get a handful of her lower hip bones (that you sit on). She wore her mask during the deed, which was fine with me because sometimes she would burp and I would get a slight whiff of chives. Getting a familiar scent of someone else's food and her nether regions not looking as tight as some of the middle aged women I am used to, I couldn't finish. I wanted BBBJ to get there, but "No BBJ, hand, hand". I told her to take it easy I don't do too well with HJs. So she laid me down and lubed me up some more and proceeded to jackhammer my shit. I tried to focus on her tits, but her downswing would occasionally hit my balls while she was cupping them with the other hand, throwing me off. I asked her to slow down several times. She would oblige, but as soon as I was enjoying myself she would start with the jackhammering and the "Oh yes, so hot, cum" bringing me up and down like the stock market. The more tired she became, the more she was actually slamming her wrist onto my pelvis. Once time was up I showered and left.

I actually considered calling the phone lady to get Tina's room # in order to finish off, but my dick was so beat up, I figured it wouldn't get me anywhere. I drove home still feeling the burning sensation of the alcohol spray in my pee hole.

Services: brief BBBJ, CFS, HJ.

Pros: She's a nice polite person. Nice tits.

Cons: Treats the acronyms like a checklist. She probably thinks she worked hard, tiring her arm out despite my pleas.

Recommend: The CFS was fine.

Damage: $. 3 HHR.

[QUOTE=JMature;5841337]Hello Fellow Mongers.

Awhile back I tried and unsuccessful to book Andre Shakti from Eros. At first the conversation seemed to be going but after sending the deposit and trying to coordinate a meeting she completely disappeared on me.

Please avoid by all means.

[URL]https://tryst.link/bdsm/andre-shakti[/URL][/QUOTE]Rule #1 never ever ever send a deposit! You're giving your money away probably to some dude.

[QUOTE=ButtersStotch;5841553][URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/springfield-asian-bbj-cim-gfe/20089960.html[/URL]

Starting to dip my toes into more Nova area asian providers.

Decided to try out Angela, who is from the same group as ACS Tina the Cock Gobbler. Once I entered, she asked for the donation first, then ask me to disrobe. She followed afterward. She's probably in her late 40's with an okay face and nice teardrop breasts with eraser nipples. Her midsection is thick with a bit of a belly and her legs are thin. She was going to start me off with CBJ, but I asked for BBBJ, she acknowledged with a BJ hand motion saying "Ok, you want BBJ? Then we do condom fuck" and then judiciously sprayed down my member with alcohol, getting it right in my fucking pee hole. After wiping me off she gave a nice light BBBJ for about 30 seconds and then wanted to move on to CFS. She is CFS only, no BBFS. I enjoyed the BBBJ and wanted more, but she denied me.

"Can you suck some more?

"Yes, yes, condom fuck".

"Not yet. Can you do more BBJ?

"No BBJ, condom fuck".

She suited and lubed me up and we proceeded to do CG, mish, doggy, lazy dog. She's droopy down below and lacks an ass to grab onto, instead I strangely get a handful of her lower hip bones (that you sit on). She wore her mask during the deed, which was fine with me because sometimes she would burp and I would get a slight whiff of chives. Getting a familiar scent of someone else's food and her nether regions not looking as tight as some of the middle aged women I am used to, I couldn't finish. I wanted BBBJ to get there, but "No BBJ, hand, hand". I told her to take it easy I don't do too well with HJs. So she laid me down and lubed me up some more and proceeded to jackhammer my shit. I tried to focus on her tits, but her downswing would occasionally hit my balls while she was cupping them with the other hand, throwing me off. I asked her to slow down several times. She would oblige, but as soon as I was enjoying myself she would start with the jackhammering and the "Oh yes, so hot, cum" bringing me up and down like the stock market. The more tired she became, the more she was actually slamming her wrist onto my pelvis. Once time was up I showered and left.

I actually considered calling the phone lady to get Tina's room # in order to finish off, but my dick was so beat up, I figured it wouldn't get me anywhere. I drove home still feeling the burning sensation of the alcohol spray in my pee hole.

Services: brief BBBJ, CFS, HJ.

Pros: She's a nice polite person. Nice tits.

Cons: Treats the acronyms like a checklist. She probably thinks she worked hard, tiring her arm out despite my pleas.

Recommend: The CFS was fine.

Damage: $. 3 HHR.[/QUOTE]LOL, ouch that sounds kind of like a torture session.

[QUOTE=JellyJam;5840870]Anyone ever seen her with another before. Been asking her about it lately but she avoids it. Can't have it all.[/QUOTE]Which Nikki are you discussing? That's a name commonly used by providers, both here and elsewhere. You should post a link. Also, you're more likely to get help if you see providers and post reports of your experiences. Simply requesting information won't get you very far.

Beware! Went to see her for a quick visit (BBBJ only). Get there and had to wait almost 20 minutes for her to get ready (1st red flag) after giving her an eta and updates on how far I was away. Finally get to door and noticed her body was nothing like the pic (2nd red flag) and realized I'd been to this location before and the girl that was there previously was misrepresenting her looks also (3rd red flag) but I was only there for head so I disregarded that and the smaller head won. Get to room and sit donation down and get ready to do the do and she pulls out a hat. I said we agreed on BBBJ and she starts w / no that's extra. Asked for my money back and she says no and to get out her house. So I politely left but left her with a few choice words and let her know that I'll have the last laugh and hopefully the donation was worth it. Stay away!

[URL]https://northern-virginia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/looking-for-some-fun/457731221794[/URL]

[QUOTE=SumphknFool;5842273]Beware! Went to see her for a quick visit (BBBJ only). Get there and had to wait almost 20 minutes for her to get ready (1st red flag) after giving her an eta and updates on how far I was away. Finally get to door and noticed her body was nothing like the pic (2nd red flag) and realized I'd been to this location before and the girl that was there previously was misrepresenting her looks also (3rd red flag) but I was only there for head so I disregarded that and the smaller head won. Get to room and sit donation down and get ready to do the do and she pulls out a hat. I said we agreed on BBBJ and she starts w / no that's extra. Asked for my money back and she says no and to get out her house. So I politely left but left her with a few choice words and let her know that I'll have the last laugh and hopefully the donation was worth it. Stay away!

[URL]https://northern-virginia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/looking-for-some-fun/457731221794[/URL][/QUOTE]Bro you got to check here first. People been warning us about her and the chubby white girl that also post in lake ridge. They be trying to get the most and be busted looking. You should have just got the head with the hat.

[QUOTE=OldChineseGuy;5841001]She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.[/QUOTE]She's real? 22 and looks like pics? Does she have any restrictions? BBBJ? DFK?

[QUOTE=OldChineseGuy;5841001]She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.[/QUOTE]There is another Alexis I've seen some reviews for but she's heavier and not as cute as the blond girl. Plus no way she is 22.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/new-hot-brunette-doll-in-town-available-now-843-267-0667/44044670[/URL]

[QUOTE=JMature;5841337]Hello Fellow Mongers.

Awhile back I tried and unsuccessful to book Andre Shakti from Eros. At first the conversation seemed to be going but after sending the deposit and trying to coordinate a meeting she completely disappeared on me.

Please avoid by all means.

[URL]https://tryst.link/bdsm/andre-shakti[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DatDude1206;5841726]Rule #1 never ever ever send a deposit! You're giving your money away probably to some dude.[/QUOTE]She's real and has been reviewed before but absolutely right, that is the first rule of mongering, you never send money or give money before the deed / s you agreed on are completed to your satisfaction.

[QUOTE=JasonCuse;5842756]There is another Alexis I've seen some reviews for but she's heavier and not as cute as the blond girl. Plus no way she is 22.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/new-hot-brunette-doll-in-town-available-now-843-267-0667/44044670[/URL][/QUOTE]She's not very good. Pics are real and she's nice but the service is lacking.

I've tried to make appointments with this one a few times before and each time she turns crazy real quick. Usually she will agree to a price and then when I say I am leaving out she'll respond with a whole paragraph about "setting prices on her" and goes in circles about absolutely nothing. This time for the final time. Despite herself being a person of color, she went on an unprovoked racist tirade. I blocked her and moved on. Contact her with caution — if she's this crazy via text she's probably a complete lunatic in person.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/75159751[/URL]

I recently decided to pay Tina another visit. I met her at the same motel where I first saw her last fall. She started with a BBBJ and got me ready, or so it seemed. I recently mentioned in another thread that Viagra doesn't always work for me any more. This was one of those occasions and we had to abort the CFS after I got soft again. It wasn't Tina's fault, that's for sure. She then removed the cover and began another BBBJ, continuing for a while this time. When I was finally ready again, she laid now on the bed and entered her in standing mish. She did her work well; it wasn't too long before I came. I'm grateful that Tina was patient and didn't shut things down immediately. Damage was the usual $130 and I got the full half-hour.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/springfield/female-escorts/2574568[/URL]

Anyone tried her?

[URL]https://uberover.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/78116898[/URL]

[QUOTE=SumphknFool;5842273]Beware! Went to see her for a quick visit (BBBJ only). Get there and had to wait almost 20 minutes for her to get ready (1st red flag) after giving her an eta and updates on how far I was away. Finally get to door and noticed her body was nothing like the pic (2nd red flag) and realized I'd been to this location before and the girl that was there previously was misrepresenting her looks also (3rd red flag) but I was only there for head so I disregarded that and the smaller head won. Get to room and sit donation down and get ready to do the do and she pulls out a hat. I said we agreed on BBBJ and she starts w / no that's extra. Asked for my money back and she says no and to get out her house. So I politely left but left her with a few choice words and let her know that I'll have the last laugh and hopefully the donation was worth it. Stay away!

[URL]https://northern-virginia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/looking-for-some-fun/457731221794[/URL][/QUOTE]Well, like another member stated, told you so.

I specifically warned about these lake ridge girls, Angela and her cohorts. Do your research next time. There's a wonderful feature in the upper right corner of the screen - 'search'. Could have saved you some $$.

[QUOTE=RustyTbone;5840760]Anyone seen or heard from Lixa lately? I've seen her several times in the past, but recently haven't been able to get any responses over the past month.[/QUOTE]She's on vacation. Like, a long one.

S C A M!! NOT the girl in the pic. Saw her at BW hotel on chain bridge road. She did not speak English at all. Spanish gal, maybe in her late 20's or early 30's. Big ass tities, nice titties.

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[QUOTE=MikeWhiskey;5840957]646xxxx075.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your post. I like Joyce. Is she at her usually place in Chantilly?

Made a visit last Friday pics are accurate older Thai lady but very sweet upgrades are available.

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So I asked to see Nudy but I'm quite convinced that they let me saw Redo instead based on previous reviews of Redo. Anyways. I'm familiar with the agency so set up was easy. Greeted by a beautiful late 20's- mid 30's K-lady. A bit thicker than photo but still overall nice figure. We stripped and showered. Limited LFK. Her fingers ran over my ass so I know to look forwards to rimming. Preview BBBJ was nice. Dried up and was instructed to laid on the bed face down. She then proceeded to run her fingers and tongue all over my body starting from my feet. It felt magical. On the flip she did an average but satisfying BBBJ and hopped on for CG. Her man-made breasts felt nice but her nipple were too sensitive so she doesn't like you squeezing them. The CG was nice and I blew. She cleaned me up and offered a decent massage. This girl really put in the efforts in her job. After awhile she put on cover again and we tried for 2nd pop in mish but I guess since we didn't have chemistry I couldn't climax. She gave me a nice HJ and tried to make me cum which was great. Limited English-speaking. Not a lot of LFK and DFK. I didn't get a chance to DATY either. YMMV.

Long time lurker. Need to share as I'd like to have her come back to town sooner.

Nicolette is the real deal. She's fun. Friendly. A BBW all the way and loves what she does.

If you're into BBW check her out when she comes back to town. Trying to get her to come to C-ville as she's real and delivers.

Treat her right. Please.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/nicolette-james-674[/URL]

Whoever said she has plenty of reviews. I only saw 1 actual review and it was by a guy that had 2 posts. Where are the other reviews? Her twitter is dead too so can't figure out if legit.

Catch her while you can fellas. Great service without all the games and bs.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5843593]I recently decided to pay Tina another visit. I met her at the same motel where I first saw her last fall. She started with a BBBJ and got me ready, or so it seemed. I recently mentioned in another thread that Viagra doesn't always work for me any more. This was one of those occasions and we had to abort the CFS after I got soft again. It wasn't Tina's fault, that's for sure. She then removed the cover and began another BBBJ, continuing for a while this time. When I was finally ready again, she laid now on the bed and entered her in standing mish. She did her work well; it wasn't too long before I came. I'm grateful that Tina was patient and didn't shut things down immediately. Damage was the usual $130 and I got the full half-hour.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/springfield/female-escorts/2574568[/URL][/QUOTE]Are the pics on this ad really her? Or at least an accurate depiction of her?

[QUOTE=HighwayGuy;5845858]Are the pics on this ad really her? Or at least an accurate depiction of her?[/QUOTE]As with most Asian ads, she looks nothing like the photos, you can search my reviews on her.

[QUOTE=Heme9;5844995]So I asked to see Nudy but I'm quite convinced that they let me saw Redo instead based on previous reviews of Redo. Anyways. I'm familiar with the agency so set up was easy. Greeted by a beautiful late 20's- mid 30's K-lady. A bit thicker than photo but still overall nice figure. We stripped and showered. Limited LFK. Her fingers ran over my ass so I know to look forwards to rimming. Preview BBBJ was nice. Dried up and was instructed to laid on the bed face down. She then proceeded to run her fingers and tongue all over my body starting from my feet. It felt magical. On the flip she did an average but satisfying BBBJ and hopped on for CG. Her man-made breasts felt nice but her nipple were too sensitive so she doesn't like you squeezing them. The CG was nice and I blew. She cleaned me up and offered a decent massage. This girl really put in the efforts in her job. After awhile she put on cover again and we tried for 2nd pop in mish but I guess since we didn't have chemistry I couldn't climax. She gave me a nice HJ and tried to make me cum which was great. Limited English-speaking. Not a lot of LFK and DFK. I didn't get a chance to DATY either. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Nudy Redo? Link?

[QUOTE=HighwayGuy;5845858]Are the pics on this ad really her? Or at least an accurate depiction of her?[/QUOTE]As my fellow monger noted, Tina looks nothing like the pics in the ads. She's in the MILF age range. About 5'6", and has some scars from a boob job. She's still good looking.

Edited to add: Asian crapshoot ads typically feature photos of young, attractive models whom you'll never have the pleasure of meeting. Occasionally, they also use pics from porn shoots. When you meet an actual ACS provider, you could draw an attractive MILF if you're lucky. Or you could draw Granny, as I have on several occasions.

[QUOTE=JasonCuse;5842749]She's real? 22 and looks like pics? Does she have any restrictions? BBBJ? DFK?[/QUOTE]Not real move on.

This applies to 99% of the ACS ads on bedpage.

The first picture is what they show you on the ad.

The second picture is what you hope they at least look like.

The third picture is usually what you get 90% of the time. Set your expectations accordingly.

[QUOTE=ButtersStotch;5847133]This applies to 99% of the ACS ads on bedpage.

The first picture is what they show you on the ad.

The second picture is what you hope they at least look like.

The third picture is usually what you get 90% of the time. Set your expectations accordingly.[/QUOTE]One of the best posts I've seen on here. The rabidly horny sexual fantasies of a monger captured in 3 simple pictures but are worth more than a thousand words.

Why did some other guy say she is real and does Greek and now you say she is not real. WTF are these reports.

[QUOTE=Krzyazn128;5847105]Not real move on.[/QUOTE]