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[QUOTE=LumberJack5555;4579346]Time is money. For both the provider AND the hobbiest. Many of the women ask us to be responsible when scheduling. What could be more frustrating for them but to have a client back out at the last minute or ghost her. I get it. And so I've tried to be respectful of their time. It just ticks me off when it happens to me. In the morning I set up a meeting for later in the day, planning my schedule around it. Tension builds. I'm asked to confirm 15 minutes before I will get there (oh, oh. I feel a red flag coming on.). I do. Then NOTHING. After a decade in this hobby, I know what we're dealing with here. Few are reliable and of those that are, many flake out after a while. Yes, I did text another. Probably will try to schedule tomorrow. Just interesting that someone who depends on customer service wouldn't even respond to a text with some kind of lame excuse. Oh, well. So it goes. Thanks for letting me vent. Clearly I need relief! Guess that's why I dabble in this, regardless.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing your story. I appreciate your understanding that it is a two way street and yes it is what it is in general. Providers get dicked around a great deal by a plethora of texts from individuals who have no intention of visiting but just want to get free pics, ask absurd questions like (will you poop on me?) etc. One provider I am close to has disclosed that one day over a 16 hour span while hosting at nice hotel she was only able to see 5 visitors for a half hour due to no shows and nuisance texters wasting her time. That is why many of them double book and why some hobbyists double book, ask for 1 to 2 hours with no intention of visiting for more than a half hour.

Of course all this bull crap is greatly reduced by once finding several reliable providers developing a regular thing, and showing up on time.

Most senior hobbyist know this and have those solid provider connections established.

[QUOTE=MidMan3562;4579061]Any info would be appreciated.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/tight-and-toned-tyrant/302115940450[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been wondering about this one for a long time. We will expect a detailed report. LOL.

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Tried to meet up with this one recently. Communication off the bat was good. We agreed on a massage with the standard service for 1. 2 I was fine with that. She told me anytime after 12 so I said great. Drove up to the area then she text saying couldn't meet till 1. Well I was already there so figured I would just kill an hour. So I kill the hour text her back and crickets. I text back until 130 and say fuck it. Start driving home and she text back at 145 with some bs about her phone not working. So I ask if she would make it worth my time to turn back. She offered 20 min massage with a qv of FS. Well I'm bo mathmatition but 20 plus 15 is 35 minutes so she was basically offering me an extra 5 minutes. When I asked how that was better than the deal we had already made she said well I usually don't offer massage and the hhr is just for FS. So what I'm thinking is she takes your money for hhr and you get how much time you can last. Just a guess but that's what it sounded like. My opinion is if I'm paying for 30 minutes shouldn't I get 30 minutes?

I was honestly only looking for a decent sensual massage with an ending. Even a decent handshake ending would be ok. If anyone could help me out with a reliable provider who could provide this please let me know here or PM.

[QUOTE=OldHornDog;4580312][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/aubreys-ready-for-some-fun-eas/594003717413[/URL]

Tried to meet up with this one recently. Communication off the bat was good. We agreed on a massage with the standard service for 1. 2 I was fine with that. She told me anytime after 12 so I said great. Drove up to the area then she text saying couldn't meet till 1. Well I was already there so figured I would just kill an hour. So I kill the hour text her back and crickets. I text back until 130 and say fuck it. Start driving home and she text back at 145 with some bs about her phone not working. So I ask if she would make it worth my time to turn back. She offered 20 min massage with a qv of FS. Well I'm bo mathmatition but 20 plus 15 is 35 minutes so she was basically offering me an extra 5 minutes. When I asked how that was better than the deal we had already made she said well I usually don't offer massage and the hhr is just for FS. So what I'm thinking is she takes your money for hhr and you get how much time you can last. Just a guess but that's what it sounded like. My opinion is if I'm paying for 30 minutes shouldn't I get 30 minutes?

I was honestly only looking for a decent sensual massage with an ending. Even a decent handshake ending would be ok. If anyone could help me out with a reliable provider who could provide this please let me know here or PM.[/QUOTE]The first mistake (which I've made myself countless times, mind you) is to try and deduce rationally what you can reasonably expect.

It's sort of funny, when you think about it.

Anyway, take heart in this: You may have wasted time, but at least you didn't waste any money on this one. She's nothing special. Unless your expectations on looks are extremely low, you would likely have felt regret the moment you met her. As I did.

[QUOTE=HospyPro;4580242]I have been eying this one's for a while. Thank you for the report. As for reporting alleged illicit activities? That is an avenue I do not wish to venture down. I just move on. A majority of providers are addicted. No mystery there. LEO considers clients part of the problem. (Tread carefully) The legal system (jail time, jail time and more jail time) is not the solution for providers who are choosing to live the life. I'd venture to say if it were not for this lifestyle being the predominant factor in the trade there would be less providers in general. We knowingly support this. I don't kid myself on this topic.[/QUOTE]Well said.

When I get ripped off, of course I want the perpetrators to feel some pain. And by ripped off, I mean more like, zero service after handing over the donation, with some element of threat / violence that makes me leave, typically a dude barging in.

Thankfully, for me, being straight up ripped off like that is a relatively rare occurrence.

Compared to how many times I've felt like it was truly worth it? Most of the time it's definitely not worth it. Girls lie, post fake or old pics, deceive you about what's on the menu, change the menu on the fly, have bad hygiene, and try to get you the fuck out as quickly as possible, providing minimum service.

Bring LEO in, though? Yeah, that seems like an extreme measure. Like if you barely escaped with your life that might be warranted.

It's a tough call.

[QUOTE=HospyPro;4580266]Thanks for sharing your story. I appreciate your understanding that it is a two way street and yes it is what it is in general. Providers get dicked around a great deal by a plethora of texts from individuals who have no intention of visiting but just want to get free pics, ask absurd questions like (will you poop on me?) etc. One provider I am close to has disclosed that one day over a 16 hour span while hosting at nice hotel she was only able to see 5 visitors for a half hour due to no shows and nuisance texters wasting her time. That is why many of them double book and why some hobbyists double book, ask for 1 to 2 hours with no intention of visiting for more than a half hour.

Of course all this bull crap is greatly reduced by once finding several reliable providers developing a regular thing, and showing up on time.

Most senior hobbyist know this and have those solid provider connections established.[/QUOTE]Empathy is important. I don't know what it's like to be a provider. I can only imagine that it mostly sucks.

I contact way more girls than I see. Why? Because most of the girls I contact exude a terrible attitude, if they even respond at all. Why would I take a leap of faith to bother visiting them?

I understand, they get that way because so many guys contact them without showing up.

Still, from my perspective, it only helps me avoid indulging in this nonsense. Until I get weak.

[QUOTE=HospyPro;4580268]I've been wondering about this one for a long time. We will expect a detailed report. LOL.[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed several times here. She also goes by Luna. Check the Ripoff Reports.

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[QUOTE=HospyPro;4580266]Most senior hobbyist know this and have those solid provider connections established.[/QUOTE]That sounds like an awesome theory.

For me, though, putting it into practice here in Madison is not quite that easy.

I think of all the girls I'd happily repeat with: Shae, Native Shae, Sam (before she hooked up with Brielle / Hunter), Kelsey, Bailey.

With the exception of Kelsey, every single one of them was nearly impossible to contact. And even if you contacted them, that was just the first in a long and winding road to actually hooking up. Every single fucking time.

Maybe if I was willing to shell out $300 / hour for someone like Yuna, it'd be different.

Meanwhile, I'm a bottom feeder, looking for unicorns. Occasionally, I find one. And they rapidly turn into frogs or disappear.

LOL.

I read this ad and found it to be one that I would clearly never check out. Spooky and she looks like a jihady terrorist in the mask. Never mind the reference to the teammates.

I would need some really reliable references to there.

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Total waste of time. Set up was not bad but it the typical go here and wait. Get to the room eveything changes (Post said GFE BBBJ Etc.) sorry I don't. Nope not that either. Two min of CBJ till you get a little hard, only mish. For five Minutes- I have to stop it hurts Doggie Nope. In and out in 15 minutes.

Don't waste your money or time.

Really appreciate your relating this story. I know all of us have had these run a rounds. But it doesn't make it any easier to deal with when you structure your day and time around meeting a provider who flakes. Perhaps under a different moon she would have treated you more professionally. But who knows. Having thought about contacting her myself, I now have your wisdom to put her on the bottom of my call list for a while. It's what I appreciate about this blog. Wish this country would legalize escorting. Accountability on both sides might improve.

[QUOTE=OldHornDog;4580312][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/aubreys-ready-for-some-fun-eas/594003717413[/URL]

Tried to meet up with this one recently. Communication off the bat was good. We agreed on a massage with the standard service for 1. 2 I was fine with that. She told me anytime after 12 so I said great. Drove up to the area then she text saying couldn't meet till 1. Well I was already there so figured I would just kill an hour. So I kill the hour text her back and crickets. I text back until 130 and say fuck it. Start driving home and she text back at 145 with some bs about her phone not working. So I ask if she would make it worth my time to turn back. She offered 20 min massage with a qv of FS. Well I'm bo mathmatition but 20 plus 15 is 35 minutes so she was basically offering me an extra 5 minutes. When I asked how that was better than the deal we had already made she said well I usually don't offer massage and the hhr is just for FS. So what I'm thinking is she takes your money for hhr and you get how much time you can last. Just a guess but that's what it sounded like. My opinion is if I'm paying for 30 minutes shouldn't I get 30 minutes?

I was honestly only looking for a decent sensual massage with an ending. Even a decent handshake ending would be ok. If anyone could help me out with a reliable provider who could provide this please let me know here or PM.[/QUOTE]

Sorry this happened to you but thanks for the intel. She's now on my DO NOT CALL list with Aubrey and Allison (who ghosted me the other day.).

[QUOTE=GunSmoke;4581005][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/bored-and-horny-babe-here-cum/393362452196[/URL]

Total waste of time. Set up was not bad but it the typical go here and wait. Get to the room eveything changes (Post said GFE BBBJ Etc.) sorry I don't. Nope not that either. Two min of CBJ till you get a little hard, only mish. For five Minutes- I have to stop it hurts Doggie Nope. In and out in 15 minutes.

Don't waste your money or time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunSmoke;4581005][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/bored-and-horny-babe-here-cum/393362452196[/URL]

Total waste of time. Set up was not bad but it the typical go here and wait. Get to the room eveything changes (Post said GFE BBBJ Etc.) sorry I don't. Nope not that either. Two min of CBJ till you get a little hard, only mish. For five Minutes- I have to stop it hurts Doggie Nope. In and out in 15 minutes.

Don't waste your money or time.[/QUOTE]This fucking girl, Jesus. She's on a trajectory like this:

One week: Anything special is extra, $300 for hh.

Two weeks later: Anything goes $150 full hour, no limits, please get my room though! Are you coming Now!

Yeah. Some of these girls, the best strategy is to wait.

Indefinitely.

Until they swirl completely down the drain.

With all of the complaining in the last couple of days I'd like to point out that Bella is back. [URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/bella-moonlight/758594513459[/URL] I didn't have the chance to meet her, darn, but did have a wonderful conversation with her. She is a very beautiful, independent, talented, sensual young lady and yes, she is several notches above the vast majority of ladies on here. She is not going burn you, no dude is going to barge in and she is not going to rush you. Treat her well and show her the respect she deserves.

[QUOTE=HospyPro;4580919]I read this ad and found it to be one that I would clearly never check out. Spooky and she looks like a jihady terrorist in the mask. Never mind the reference to the teammates.

I would need some really reliable references to there.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/lets-make-it-a-party/809477869264[/URL][/QUOTE]"diverse teammates" Fuck that! And the buffalo butt? My eyes hurt!