Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Xerox;2910650]Today while at the light at Breck & Six, I saw a skinny bleach blonde with big fake boobs crossing the street. I turned around in the shopping center to pick her up but someone beat me to her by 5 seconds. I've never seen a SW in this area before. This one was very attractive. I don't believe it was Shay, this one was skinnier and didn't have the tan, maybe even younger. The boobs were 100% fake though.

Does anyone have any info on this?[/QUOTE]Not a SW bro, that was Kelli. And that was her brother picking her up. She's had so many, well let's be generous and call them fender benders, and driving 70's in a 30 that her driving is now legally more than frowned upon. I love this story so much, I would have given anything for you to have been 10 seconds faster, though you probably wouldn't have been happy about it.

Some of you young fellas might be too young to remember the movie "On Golden Pond. " ?? Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn. Anyway for those that seen the movie. I caught the big fish that I previously lost at the edge of the boat. Fish bite sometimes when it rains!! The little tatted red red that Grand Dad beat me to several weeks ago. I finally landed her in the boat earlier this week. Afternoon and trolling along 3rd and Kenton where I've landed many bass in the past. Seen her walking, short toot of my horn and she swam right into the net. Didn't even have to cast my Spinner bait. Ok enough of the bass fishing lingo. Cute little red bed, 24, lots of tats. Really cute and super cool. 30 for everything but the lslands. Found a quiet spot and went to work. Started out with BBBJ, rode the big worm and then climbed in the back seat and pounded it doggy. Pulled out and let her catch the chowder prize. She spit but the catch was real nice. Not any coaching necessary. Just a little direction that she was eager to learn. I like the balls lifted and slightly caressed upon explosion. She had really cute soft hands and feet. Will definitely repeat. Says she is out there sporadically. Good luck hunting!!

Louisville "Bill Dance" Jimmy.

[QUOTE=Crashdog;2910877]Not a SW bro, that was Kelli. And that was her brother picking her up. She's had so many, well let's be generous and call them fender benders, and driving 70's in a 30 that her driving is now legally more than frowned upon. I love this story so much, I would have given anything for you to have been 10 seconds faster, though you probably wouldn't have been happy about it.[/QUOTE]Her brother is now her driver? She told me you were her driver most of the time, granted that was a bit ago.

Kinda surprised she was seeing someone in Hikes Point since I always took it that most of her clientele were higher income fellas who would live further in the East End. Nothing against Hikes Point, I grew up less than a half mile from where she was picked up but it is a pretty middle income neighborhood.

[QUOTE=WhiskeyPete;2911251]Her brother is now her driver? She told me you were her driver most of the time, granted that was a bit ago.

Kinda surprised she was seeing someone in Hikes Point since I always took it that most of her clientele were higher income fellas who would live further in the East End. Nothing against Hikes Point, I grew up less than a half mile from where she was picked up but it is a pretty middle income neighborhood.[/QUOTE]Well she needs a driver for everything. No, her brother was picking her up from her friend's place, not a client. But you're right those aren't very nice apartments and quite the colorful crowd there. You're right about the clientele assumption.

Any particular areas and AM time frame good for cruising in your city? Have a noon tee time for golf tomorrow in Louisville but wouldn't mind getting my balls washed beforehand. Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Crashdog;2911337]Well she needs a driver for everything. No, her brother was picking her up from her friend's place, not a client. But you're right those aren't very nice apartments and quite the colorful crowd there. You're right about the clientele assumption.[/QUOTE]No kidding on those apartments. As a kid I had friends who lived there and would ride my bike over there, then they were decent apartments. In a span of about 5 years, the apartments went downhill maintenance went downhill and the residents did too. Fortunately my friends moved to houses by then cause I wouldn't want to live there. I hope Kelli is watching her ass when over there.

[QUOTE=BnT69;2908308]10-4 LOL. Yeah, the old economy inn. Good luck to them trying to clean up that part of town. It was decent at best 30 years ago. Heck I can remember going to Showcase cinemas, bashford manor mall, etc. Not a horrible area. Then Buechel started started becoming a more colorful place and that was all she wrote. Getting rid of the Economy inn and thinking it will improve that area would be like a 400 lb man losing 10 lbs, it just won't make any noticeable difference. But I think you are right, that place is getting shut down no matter what.[/QUOTE]The problem isn't just Economy Inn. Its the whole damn section of Goldsmith back there. All the way to Bashford Manor Ln. I was shocked when I heard Costco is coming in. I'm positive that Wal-Mart regrets opening a store there. They have to pay two Buechel cops to be there every single day. Put up with the worst employees, constant drug dealing, constant fights. I can't imagine that Wal-Mart makes a profit. Way too much theft and scamming from the locals.

Weird, because Target does not have these problems. I'm not sure if all the little hood rats are at Wal-Mart stealing and causing trouble or maybe Target's policy is they don't fuck with idiots, whereas, Wal-Mart welcomes them with open arms. Or Target just doesn't have much in the way of groceries.

It'll be interesting. Because I won't step foot in that Wal-Mart, and I can't imagine I'm the only one that feels that way.

Never seen her before. Anyone place some info to the face?

AL

[QUOTE=Xerox;2910650]Today while at the light at Breck & Six, I saw a skinny bleach blonde with big fake boobs crossing the street. I turned around in the shopping center to pick her up but someone beat me to her by 5 seconds. I've never seen a SW in this area before. This one was very attractive. I don't believe it was Shay, this one was skinnier and didn't have the tan, maybe even younger. The boobs were 100% fake though.

Does anyone have any info on this?[/QUOTE]What time of the day did you see her Xerox?

[QUOTE=OaklonaAl;2912148]Never seen her before. Anyone place some info to the face?

AL[/QUOTE]Looks like a cross between caitlyn Jenner and Ozzie Osborn.

[QUOTE=TipsTipsTips;2912274]Looks like a cross between caitlyn Jenner and Ozzie Osborn.[/QUOTE]

LOL, yes, good catch! I just offer this as a public service, never saw her, never would, but it helps to know what and who is out there, I guess!

AL

[QUOTE=Newrules01;2912150]What time of the day did you see her Xerox?[/QUOTE]Someone didn't read the replies.

Saw WSW Kelly tonight, has gained some weight and ass is banging. Has working digits, Sr's pm for info.

[QUOTE=OaklonaAl;2912148]Never seen her before. Anyone place some info to the face?

AL[/QUOTE]Think I would stay away from that it's Friday the 13th.

It was about 430 pm.

[QUOTE=Newrules01;2912150]What time of the day did you see her Xerox?[/QUOTE]