Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Max#01;1951052]I drove past the old Shell Green on Saturday and pleasant memories popped into my head. In particular, I remembered just how much of a stone fox Paula was. Every time I went there, I hoped that this would be the day that she would be my technician.

I got to' ask.- Was anyone ever that lucky with her?[/QUOTE]For some reason, Paula liked me and always put me in the VIP room at Rio (the one with the hot tub, although I don't recall the hot tub ever being used). She was willing to grace my presence on a couple of occasions, but this didn't work too well because she had to leave the room periodically to respond to issues and, as she told me, the girls weren't happy with her about losing business.

[QUOTE=Max#01;1951052]I drove past the old Shell Green on Saturday and pleasant memories popped into my head. In particular, I remembered just how much of a stone fox Paula was. Every time I went there, I hoped that this would be the day that she would be my technician.

I got to' ask.- Was anyone ever that lucky with her?[/QUOTE]Was a regular there and we always greeted and departed with a hug. One Christmas she even had a gift for me. She knew I fucked her girls well and tipped them even better. Felt like a porn star in that place. Only thing missing was the 'stache!

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1953709]Was a regular there and we always greeted and departed with a hug. One Christmas she even had a gift for me. She knew I fucked her girls well and tipped them even better. Felt like a porn star in that place. Only thing missing was the 'stache![/QUOTE]I always got arrival and departure hugs as well, but I never went there close enough to Christmas to get an actual present. There were several times where she would come into a room where she had put me to wait for the next available therapist. On more than one occasion, I had already made myself comfortable, and had achieved a certain state of "readiness" for what was about to happen. Paula would enter the room and either bring me a water bottle or just come in to chat (as best as she could). She would laugh and tell me that my "configuration" and state of arousal surprised her and she would cover me with a towel. What a tease she was - and we kept coming back!

Over the past several years, I have visited most massage spots near Greenbelt a number of times. A few thoughts:

TK Therapy: There used to be two regular women and a number that rotated through. The regulars were Tina, who had below average looks but fantastic service, and Nana, who was terrible in both looks and service. Tina is now gone, Nana was still there as of a few months ago. I have been stuck with Nana a couple times even with efforts to avoid her. Stay away from Tina at all costs. The rotating girls are generally expensive and only offer HJ. In my experience, they have usually demanded $100 for the HJ. I have given up on this spot just to avoid either being stuck with Nana or having to leave when she comes in. Also, the last time I went to TK and didn't get Nana, the girl demanded $100 for a HJ--said she was an entertainer and the fee was for the entertainment she provided.

CY Asian Spa: I have been to this place a few times in the past year or so as it has closed and reopened. I have had generally good experiences. Services offered have varied from HJ to full service, tip from $60 to $100, and looks from 6/10 to 8/10. On my last visit, I was given pretty good full service--BJ to cowgirl to HJ to completion. $100 tip.

Parkway in Hyattsville; Only been once and it was just generally nasty. The woman who gave the massage was in her 50's and pretty significantly overweight. When I tried to indicate I wanted a BBBJ, she thought I meant bb sex, said don't tell anyone, and started to put it in without a condom. I corrected her quickly. I won't be back.

There is a woman in Greenbelt named Zan who advertises on backpage and gives massages out of her apartment. She's worth a visit. A pretty standard massage, followed by her tits (which are fantastic) coming out, and then a hand job.

There's a place called Rising Sun Spa that used to be Bamboo Spa. There were a few regular women, all over 40, and CBJ was the best one could hope for (and HJ was standard). Service wasn't good. However, I haven't been to this place for a few years, and things may have changed.

[QUOTE=Dandh;1955700]Over the past several years, I have visited most massage spots near Greenbelt a number of times. A few thoughts:

TK Therapy: There used to be two regular women and a number that rotated through. The regulars were Tina, who had below average looks but fantastic service, and Nana, who was terrible in both looks and service. Tina is now gone, Nana was still there as of a few months ago. I have been stuck with Nana a couple times even with efforts to avoid her. Stay away from Tina at all costs. The rotating girls are generally expensive and only offer HJ. In my experience, they have usually demanded $100 for the HJ. I have given up on this spot just to avoid either being stuck with Nana or having to leave when she comes in. Also, the last time I went to TK and didn't get Nana, the girl demanded $100 for a HJ--said she was an entertainer and the fee was for the entertainment she provided.

CY Asian Spa: I have been to this place a few times in the past year or so as it has closed and reopened. I have had generally good experiences. Services offered have varied from HJ to full service, tip from $60 to $100, and looks from 6/10 to 8/10. On my last visit, I was given pretty good full service--BJ to cowgirl to HJ to completion. $100 tip.

Parkway in Hyattsville; Only been once and it was just generally nasty. The woman who gave the massage was in her 50's and pretty significantly overweight. When I tried to indicate I wanted a BBBJ, she thought I meant bb sex, said don't tell anyone, and started to put it in without a condom. I corrected her quickly. I won't be back.

There is a woman in Greenbelt named Zan who advertises on backpage and gives massages out of her apartment. She's worth a visit. A pretty standard massage, followed by her tits (which are fantastic) coming out, and then a hand job.

There's a place called Rising Sun Spa that used to be Bamboo Spa. There were a few regular women, all over 40, and CBJ was the best one could hope for (and HJ was standard). Service wasn't good. However, I haven't been to this place for a few years, and things may have changed.[/QUOTE]I'm realizing that I put information in the above post that I probably shouldn't have posted on a public forum. However, I can't seem to edit the post to remove info.

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So, AMPs have never really been my thing, but I decided to check a couple out. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I went to one, but it was probably Peach Therapy (now called Bada Spa I think. See link below) a couple of years ago.

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I had also been to the old Vermont / Downtown back in the '03-'06 timeframe, and I knew from the forum that such was no longer to be had, but I figured I was overdue to take one -- or a few -- for the team.

So, in my first foray back into the AMP scene was to Prince Therapy in Springfield (technically in VA but close enough to be of interest to DC folks). Door answered by someone old enough to be the MMS. Mediocre massage by the 50-something woman. Wanted .4 for HE, paid .2 to get the hell out instead.

Second attempt was at Vermont. Despite the reviews, I figured I'the at least get a massage, and I was OK with that. Mounted the stairs around 8 PM on the weeknight. Was met by MMS who led me to a room. Asked if I'the been there before, and I said that I hadn't been there since about 2006. She then told me "We no full saaaaaveeeeeese anymore." Then she went to the door, opened it again, and said, "I don't think you like our massage." And I hadn't even asked or implied that I wanted anything other than a massage! First time I've ever been kicked out of an AMP!

Third attempt was to Swan Spa in Alexandria. It's in an office park with one or two or maybe even three other massage places (one or two of which now appear to be shuttered), and I always see plenty of cars in front. So, I went up, MMS opened the door and led me to a room. Took .8 for the house and told me to undress and lie on the table (uh, what about the table shower we passed? Fifteen minutes later, an attractive, albeit 40-something masseuse walked in wearing pants and a turtle neck. Looked like she could have come straight from a corporate office job. No table shower. It was "broken". Kept me covered with a sheet the ENTIRE time. Didn't even use the lotion they had in the room. Pathetic, weak massage. No hint or attempt at HE. Didn't bother tipping, she didn't seem surprised (I wouldn't have tipped that crappy massage even at a legit place). Left to see a bunch of middle aged married guys waiting in their cars for their turn I suppose. I have no idea why this place is popular.

Now, I admit I was a little soft in my approach. I was curious to see what would happen. And, back in the day, you didn't exactly need to know a password or secret handshake to get service. And given the age and appearance of my therapists, I wasn't exactly enthusiastic about getting service anyway.

Ugh, I'm rustier than I thought.

So anyone know of any chick that'll do BBBJTC and swallow? A few years ago there was one I regularly visited but sadly she vanished. If anyone knows anyone, drop me a PM. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Capricaone;1971668]So anyone know of any chick that'll do BBBJTC and swallow? A few years ago there was one I regularly visited but sadly she vanished. If anyone knows anyone, drop me a PM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Since many AMP girls rotate in and out of the area, switch to a different spa and sometimes drop off the radar entirely, this is a good reminder to get their personal digits whenever you can so you can always keep in touch.

What I generally do is when I find a girl I really connect with and who gives great service, I usually ask if she would mind giving me her number so that I can check directly with her to see when she's working and not have to go through the mamasan. That's a nonthreatening, noncreepy way to ask and, if she also feels the connection, there's no problem and I get her number. And the advantage for the girl is that she knows she has a good client who may become a regular. Since she probably sees a lot of flakes she will usually be happy to see you instead.

Of course, forget this strategy if you have any chance of those digits being discovered by a snooping SO, or if a text at an inappropriate time would be a problem for you. But that's not my situation so this works well for me.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;1971910]Since many AMP girls rotate in and out of the area, switch to a different spa and sometimes drop off the radar entirely, this is a good reminder to get their personal digits whenever you can so you can always keep in touch.

What I generally do is when I find a girl I really connect with and who gives great service, I usually ask if she would mind giving me her number so that I can check directly with her to see when she's working and not have to go through the mamasan. That's a nonthreatening, noncreepy way to ask and, if she also feels the connection, there's no problem and I get her number. And the advantage for the girl is that she knows she has a good client who may become a regular. Since she probably sees a lot of flakes she will usually be happy to see you instead.

Of course, forget this strategy if you have any chance of those digits being discovered by a snooping SO, or if a text at an inappropriate time would be a problem for you. But that's not my situation so this works well for me.[/QUOTE]I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.

[QUOTE=Je2010;1976526]I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.[/QUOTE]You can create a dummy gmail address, tie a Google voice number to it, and then the texts come to the Google voice app. You can set the Google voice number to ring your work phone, your actual cell number of no numbers at all...on a schedule.

[QUOTE=Je2010;1976526]I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.[/QUOTE]Anybody else have some good experiences to report with privacy apps or other techniques to keep prying eyes away from your private hobbying activities?

I know Google Voice has been mentioned several times, now we have a positive vote for Textfree. Any others worthy of consideration?

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I am going to be up here for a few weeks next month and would appreciate any good intel on DC AMPs. I speak fluent Chinese so I prefer Chinese places. FS is not needed but would like a place that has young gals and prefer locking doors. Please PM if need be. I have one UTR up there I will be happy to send your way.

[QUOTE=MikeyGaGa1;2008062]I am going to be up here for a few weeks next month and would appreciate any good intel on DC AMPs. I speak fluent Chinese so I prefer Chinese places. FS is not needed but would like a place that has young gals and prefer locking doors. Please PM if need be. I have one UTR up there I will be happy to send your way.[/QUOTE]Your chances are better there. Nothing in DC for ten years. Northern va will get you mostly HJ's to the occasional BJ and suburban md will get you that up to FS depending on spa and provider. Stay out of mo. Co., md as it is a waste of time. Most are korean so Chinese is a rare find. Takes time here but then you can count on a dozen or so spas as I do. Good luck.

[QUOTE=KingMountain;2008082]Your chances are better there. Nothing in DC for ten years. Northern va will get you mostly HJ's to the occasional BJ and suburban md will get you that up to FS depending on spa and provider. Stay out of mo. Co., md as it is a waste of time. Most are korean so Chinese is a rare find. Takes time here but then you can count on a dozen or so spas as I do. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Thanks King. Sorry to hear that. I guess that's why this board is not too active. All the good talent must have gone underground.