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Okay, I know I posted a positive report about this broad, but holy shit! Talk about night and day.
First, she sends me a picture of her "lower region" to try and convince me to set something up Sunday, because I didn't know if I should spend my last jack on something like that. I didn't get this picture until the next day, and that SOMEHOW opened the flood gates of insults and threats directed at me for NO REASON! I mean this all came out of nowhere.
She starts off by getting me confused with somebody else and insisting she had the right person. She told me she was faking everything (which I expect from BP chicks to begin with seeing as they probably don't have any walls left to begin with). Then went on a rant about things in my apartment that don't even exist. Then went onto telling me how she NEVER gets a but off and how she was so dry it was ridiculous. That was funny considering she wet up my sheets to the point I had to wash them. When I said anything to the contrary she spazzed the fuck out. After about 5 minutes of her angry texting me, she comes out with "there's only one guy that can make me cum", and, "oh I remember now, I asked you if I could use the bathroom and you didn't let me so I peed on your bed. " Okay, first of all, I'm not the type to pat myself on the back for making a chick get a nut off. Secondly, if a broad peed anywhere near me, especially on my bed, it would get ugly in there. And I think by now I would be able to tell the difference.
Anyway. Through all this, I'm not even arguing back with her, I'm repeatedly asking her where all this animosity coming from and what the hell did I do to make her insult me like this. She didn't stop for a second. She kept on going. This time telling me she doesn't know why I brag about sex when it wasn't that great and how she would have given it for free and stayed longer if it was great. For starters, it's hard to brag about anything WHEN YOU'RE EVEN TALKING. I never once even mentioned this and she is going on a tirade about it. But she didn't stop there.
She saw a camcorder it my closet that made her nervous when she was here. I understand her being uneasy? So I closed the closet door. That camcorder has been sitting in that same spot since I moved in. I just never put it up anywhere. And I told her that. Now here she goes. "you have a camera trying to film girls. That shit is illegal" (sidenote. I've made videos for a certain website in the past for money, but they were mutual). "that guy you saw in my cab was there when I showed up (which means he did a good job of hiding in the backseat that whole time). He'll kick your ass". I couldn't help but laugh at THAT ONE, and I told her nobody is kicking anybody's ass, and not to make a fool of herself.
She killed me when she said "do you know how many guys I saw that night?
She drives a cab, and said she has 3 kids. Fellas don't bother with this one. I deleted her number.