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[QUOTE=Omfgitzjin;7369921][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/StunningAsians/[/URL]

Looks hot af.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Randy62;7370005]Those photos are diabolical. Not even close IMO. Saw her with full buyers remorse. Absolute GILF, very sturdy large boned, bad scars and bad boob job. Do a search in the discussion forum before this post gets deleted. This is reviews only.[/QUOTE]

Please don't go by ad photos. Latina Rachel sounds familiar. A search reminds me, she was in OC before. A true hero left some clues:

[QUOTE=Randy62;7247773]GILF alert! Ms Rachel not a repeat for me.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/FirstAsians/159151/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Randy is one of many people who have saved me money and from having to touch old women. Even though he and I have different taste, there are some obvious things we can quickly agree on. I have nothing against old women, most are skilled with good attitude and are fun for other older guys. When I close my eyes, it's not bad at all. But to me, I don't find them attractive. I'm sure some others do.

I once quit korgs for many years after one too many MILFs opened the door on me. I will always make exceptions for a beautiful MILF - a couple are even way hotter than most HYAs. I just wouldn't expect it. Or there are ladies like FA Shelby who are a combination of mature, skills, decent looks, a good pussy, and a love of sex. That's enough checkboxes for a happy exception too. But when I run into too many other women I don't find attractive, I move on to another hobby. Last time I quit, it was FC2. Then strip clubs.

[B]Dead Silence Rule[/B]
The other time I considered quitting, I started making rosters to shed light on girls who were my type. It was the only outlet of my frustration. It turns out it is much easier to point out the 5 hotties in each city, than to go into great detail on the other 90%. One reason is I went straight for the hotties based on intel, which quite often proved correct. A few reviewers had a 100% record on that, so I learned who shared my taste and ignore the rest. I will sometimes repeat the hotties 2-5 times before I will describe them for others.

For obvious reasons, I can't do that with the other 90%. No one else wants to talk about them either. Even the shills are reluctant to speak up, because they've learned that in a review-rich environment like OC a bunch of disappointed guys will reply. There is a stalemate on the duds and constant rebranders, who outnumber the HYA. This is known as the dead silence rule.

The third law of kgirl reviews is this - [B]Only someone who has seen a girl can provide true intel.[/B] A consequence of this is law is if no one has toftt a girl, we don't really know. Stats and ads are wrong very often. Sometimes a person second-hand can gather multiple reviews and see a clear pattern, or provide true intel through second-hand sources (i.e. from friends who don't post on USAG). And certainly, you can even look at old reviews and make a reasonable guess at how a girl is today. But this rule is why I don't judge by photos.

A reminder that non-PLEASER posts to the 'Asian PLEASER Reviews only' thread will get deleted. That thread exists so people with limited time can conveniently browse through just reviews one after the other, all in a standard format.

[QUOTE=Fuzion;7368104]Thanks bro. I literally asked a week or two ago if AllieDD is still working since her profile got taken down. Looks like she was Daimon Tifa in Bellevue. Hope to see her again soon. She's nympho with a pornstar body (huge fake tits in good shape) and my top 3.

If anyone see her, please convince/ask her to stay until mid Sept for me[/QUOTE]For anyone who has seen both, how do Allie's and Shelby's boobs compare?

If Allie is in the same league, that's exciting.

[QUOTE=Madamenhu;7370109]For anyone who has seen both, how do Allie's and Shelby's boobs compare?

If Allie is in the same league, that's exciting.[/QUOTE]

Allie is natural, Shelby is MM. They are large and generous for each type, quite different shape and feel due to natural vs MM. Allie's naturals are soft and feel great, great for smothering and motorboating. Whereas Shelby's are firmer and "stay in place" more, like mountain ranges. Since I like variety, I like both. But only you know what your heart desires.

Allie was featured in the 'Fantastic Four' list last week of girls with both looks and service that were also consistent:

[B]Allie[/B] - 5'4", good body and face, sassy, natural full tits C or D cup, tanned, about 30, enjoys sex. Not skinny or fat, well proportioned, good looking head to toe. Limited English, speaks Chinese. Straight black hair to below the shoulder, soft skin that makes her wonderful to touch and hold. CIM available. Sometimes touches herself. Balance of looks and service. Important: Sensitive clit and sometimes too sensitive for daty. Does not look like default ad, alternate ad is glammed up. She is a sweet girl. A-Tier looks and A-Tier service.

Notes: Face must be up to taste. Some guys liked her even more than me and consider her DDG, others thought it was just good not bad. I trust their opinion so this proves it is simply taste. I agree with reviewers who noted she resembles some popular HK actresses of the 90s. People generally like her service, it makes her ATF for me. Allie aka Mina, TER 390723

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?31240-Asian-PLEASER-discussion-forum-(please-post-reviews-in-the-review-forum)&p=7361901&viewfull=1#post7361901[/URL] Fantastic Four

[B]Shelby[/B] - Tall at about 5'6", huge DD tits, late 30s. I like her look Has tits and ass, really gets into it. Experienced, good thorough bbbj technique edge of bed. Vigorous bbbj, fantastic P2P, tight pussy. Really good English, personality is as much native as Korean. Blonde hair when i saw her. She is a good GFE choice.

[B]The Ultimate Patience[/B]
[QUOTE=Download X;7370046]I only rely on intel and those who I found to be reliable or share my taste. My success rate skyrocketed. I used to average C and D Tier, now I average A Tier.

The other key is ultimate patience. [B]I'm willing to wait 6 months or even a year for the right girl to return or show up[/B]. It's why you'll sometimes see me review a girl before she even started. I don't know their schedule, just that vaguely they might be back. Maybe the best example is Isabella, whom I reviewed in-between her tours.

East Coast friends whispered a legend to me for a whole year:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?35890-LA-J-Girls&p=7368167&viewfull=1#post7368167[/URL] Jgirl Galactus 1
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?35890-LA-J-Girls&p=7368931&viewfull=1#post7368931[/URL] Jgirl Galactus 2[/QUOTE]

Jgirl Galactus is gone now. I patiently waited for her and saved money with the ultimate patience. All the legends were true. She is listed in my updated rankings as MH Cherry. She is A+ Looks and S Service with video, A+ and A+ without. For me that makes her the #1 best girl of all time with video, or roughly the 5th best girl without. #2 being jgirl Yua whom many of you were also fans of, followed by #3 Princess Lizza.

About Lizza. To this day I have never seen a girl with such passion in her eyes during love making, especially as we neared the end. Even among the MILFs. The way she embraces in bed is the way all men wish to be held. She gave 'True lover' service, which is best described in the Jgirl Galactus 2 link.

[B]Looks Only Rankings[/B]
S-Tier: Isabella (FA/BLUE), Katie K, Gingira Nanase, Jira, Baby Sugar, Daisy, Freesia, MH Cherry aka Etsuko

A-Tier: Lizza, SC Emily, Baby Peach, Seven aka Winter, Hanni, Nara, Nakamura aka Yuki, Ichika Nagano, Claudia (FA/BLUE), 2024 Yua, Elsa aka MH Ella, Baby Ayaka, Purple K, Kiko aka Gigi, Minami, Baby Arin, Allie, CAKD Amy, Baby Evian, June, Leslie K aka SBC Hannah, Haven, Minji

High B-Tier Jenny, Krissy, Apink, Monet, Sammy (FA/BLUE), Sia aka Prada, Mari (jgirl)

[B]Performance Only Rankings[/B]
S-Tier: MH Cherry, Yua, Hani, SC Emily, Baby Evian

A-Tier: Kiko, Baby Arin, Baby Peach, Jenny, Lizza, Jira, Allie, Viki, Apink, Amy, Kendal, Katie K, Daisy, Nara, Haven, Seven, Gingira Nanase

[B]Pussy Only Rankings[/B]
S-Tier: Paris (FA/BLUE), TAE Hikari, Hanni, Lizza, Krissy, Hani, Yua, Monet

A-Tier: Kiko aka Gigi, Emily SC, Jira, Minami, MH Cherry, Baby Blue, Viki, Luna K, Seven

[B]Overall Rankings[/B]
S-Tier: MH Cherry aka Estuko, Yua, Lizza, Jira, Hanni, Hani, Kiko aka Gigi

A-Tier: Winter, Minami, Baby Ayaka, Baby Peach, Purple K, Gingira Nanase, Baby Sugar, Isabella, Drea, Cherry (FA/BLUE), Nara

I don't know girls' schedules well especially since plans often change. But I hope OC gets a chance to try Claudia and Isabella. Even though Isabella (FA/BLUE) is high looks, she is also solid service and keeps improving every tour.

Hey DownloadX, thanks for the info, but maybe we are talking about a different Allie? Fuzion referred to one AlleDD as having "huge fake tits. " Randy said she is with get9 irl as "Ten".

[QUOTE=Madamenhu;7370175]Hey DownloadX, thanks for the info, but maybe we are talking about a different Allie? Fuzion referred to one AlleDD as having "huge fake tits. " Randy said she is with get9 irl as "Ten".[/QUOTE]Allie and AllieDD are two separate girls. Get9 lists both, if Ten is in fact AllieDD. While the stats are similar you can tell they should be different girls by their rates. Else that would be a huge red flag.

[QUOTE=Madamenhu;7370175]Hey DownloadX, thanks for the info, but maybe we are talking about a different Allie? Fuzion referred to one AlleDD as having "huge fake tits. " Randy said she is with get9 irl as "Ten".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Resilient John;7370260]Allie and AllieDD are two separate girls. Get9 lists both, if Ten is in fact AllieDD. While the stats are similar you can tell they should be different girls by their rates. Else that would be a huge red flag.[/QUOTE]

Yes, Allie and AllieDD are two different girls. Fusion was talking about AllieDD.

[QUOTE=Fuzion;7368104]Thanks bro. I literally asked a week or two ago if [B]AllieDD[/B] is still working since her profile got taken down. Looks like she was Daimon Tifa in Bellevue. Hope to see her again soon. She's nympho with a pornstar body (huge fake tits in good shape) and my top 3.[/QUOTE]

If you ask about Allie, I'm going to answer about Allie.

I saw Balloon last night and I was thoroughly amazed. I've done a lot of Nuru here and in Japan, and I have to say she is one of the best Nuru masseuses I have ever been with. She glides with those huge boobs and can make you feel like you're on cloud nine. At first, I thought they were fake because Korg girls usually have fake ones. But hers. They're real. They were the best breasts I've seen in a while, just perfect. Just everything about her is wow. She is tight, has nice huge rack, and excellent customer service. A 10/10 for me. But I am a sucker for huge rack that are natural on any girl.

[QUOTE=JPark018;7372456]I saw Balloon last night and I was thoroughly amazed. I've done a lot of Nuru here and in Japan, and I have to say she is one of the best Nuru masseuses I have ever been with. She glides with those huge boobs and can make you feel like you're on cloud nine. At first, I thought they were fake because Korg girls usually have fake ones. But hers. They're real. They were the best breasts I've seen in a while, just perfect. Just everything about her is wow. She is tight, has nice huge rack, and excellent customer service. A 10/10 for me. But I am a sucker for huge rack that are natural on any girl.[/QUOTE]How would you rate her face?

[QUOTE=JPark018;7372456]I saw Balloon last night and I was thoroughly amazed. I've done a lot of Nuru here and in Japan, and I have to say she is one of the best Nuru masseuses I have ever been with. She glides with those huge boobs and can make you feel like you're on cloud nine. At first, I thought they were fake because Korg girls usually have fake ones. But hers. They're real. They were the best breasts I've seen in a while, just perfect. Just everything about her is wow. She is tight, has nice huge rack, and excellent customer service. A 10/10 for me. But I am a sucker for huge rack that are natural on any girl.[/QUOTE]So is she thicc or fat?

[QUOTE=JPark018;7372456]I saw Balloon last night and I was thoroughly amazed. I've done a lot of Nuru here and in Japan, and I have to say she is one of the best Nuru masseuses I have ever been with. She glides with those huge boobs and can make you feel like you're on cloud nine. At first, I thought they were fake because Korg girls usually have fake ones. But hers. They're real. They were the best breasts I've seen in a while, just perfect. Just everything about her is wow. She is tight, has nice huge rack, and excellent customer service. A 10/10 for me. But I am a sucker for huge rack that are natural on any girl.[/QUOTE]Even using my internal Photoshop-remover filter (for what it's worth), she looks amazing. For the others--she can be seen in the OC section of Get9 and probably others.

I must confess, tho I've not yet seen a review of her, I'm mesmerized by Bubble's cheekbones. And stuff.

Repeated baby Anya, but still no DFK + shower together. Wouldn't let me play with her boobs this time around as well compared to 1st.

[QUOTE=Renishii;7372917]Repeated baby Anya, but still no DFK + shower together. Wouldn't let me play with her boobs this time around as well compared to 1st.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a boner killer time.

Looks like she is starting this weekend. Doesn't usually stay long, I think she is based out of Denver. Super hot MILF with service that matches her body.

[URL]https://get9irl.com/Gloria[/URL]

Looking into using get9 irl as my first ever foray into this sort of entertainment. Lots of uncertainty. Not sure if I should be pming someone or if there is already an established guideline. Mainly wish to know if I should be texting the number on the website or if I should be calling. Any other guidance would be very welcomed.

[QUOTE=Rocketron1006;7372839]Even using my internal Photoshop-remover filter (for what it's worth), she looks amazing. For the others--she can be seen in the OC section of Get9 and probably others.

I must confess, tho I've not yet seen a review of her, I'm mesmerized by Bubble's cheekbones. And stuff.[/QUOTE]Can't believe nobody mentioned it zuri something is that korean model. Red flag to me that if the reviews of her didn't mention that it isn't her in the photos.