Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bobby712;2479083]Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/missjoan-is-back-50-friday-special-available-now/12697740[/URL].[/QUOTE]Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lisas-therapy-is-now-in-the-heart-of-downtown-orlando/10079392[/URL]

Saw this one, as many of you have. Still has her winter coat on and threatens to get back into smaller sizes soon. She is kinda spacey, but I love her personality and ability to have a conversation. She doesn't have the tits I prefer, but has been around long enough that I had to give her a shot.

Let her know about my 2 cup request before the session started, no problem (like they all say before they have your money). We both got comfortable and she asked what I like. She prefaced it with anything more than a BJ will require her to shower. We discussed the menu and the rates and I thought they were both reasonable. Half assed massage starts with lots of her opinionated talking. I let it go hoping for a phenomenal flip. Finally flip. She's naked, gives a BBBJ and cleans me up and sends me out the door. Encourages me to come back after she's had some wine one night, for a really really good time. I imagine she is a freak but this was my first (and last) time seeing her. And she forgot my second cup. $ out the door. I paid in ones.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/feeling-knotty-knead-help-imagine-relax-enjoy-call-today-407-740-7407/5959841[/URL]

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

[QUOTE=PapaE;2480671]Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.[/QUOTE]Appreciate it. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Chipper321;2481691]Appreciate it. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you can not find the information you seek by using the search function on this site and a little bit of Google research on this therapist based on the information in this review then you should not venture into the hobby. You will not be able to determine where the land mines are. You will step into some unpleasant situations for sure. Or possibly you are trying to creat the unpleasant situation.

[QUOTE=Chipper321;2481691]Appreciate it. Thanks.[/QUOTE]You can lead a horse to water.

Hey gang. Anyone.

Looks new to me?

[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5041508177.html[/URL]

My first (and 2nd) trip to Luxsa allowed me the opportunity to meet Skylar. After looking at her photo for months I knew she was who I wanted to see. After she came in the room she explained she was expecting which I thought was thoughtful if I wanted to see a different therapist. She gave a spirited rub and we talked about everything. I enjoyed touching her soft skin and seeing her lovely figure. On the flip I had the opportunity to return the favor and pleasure her to completion, I think a couple times. Finished the rub in the usual way. Could not wait to get back.

One week later to the day saw Skylar again. Usually sessions don't get better the second time, you know the law of diminishing returns and all, but mine did. I must have hit the right spots on her as she and I were very relaxed and a little weak in the knees at the conclusion.

Very very nice I think I'll go today.

Standard USASG fee. DATY, FIV.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2483444]Hey gang. Anyone.

Looks new to me?

[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5041508177.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory!

[QUOTE=PapaE;2480685][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/feeling-knotty-knead-help-imagine-relax-enjoy-call-today-407-740-7407/5959841[/URL]

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.[/QUOTE]I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2483772]She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory![/QUOTE]Not saying it's the case with this one but we all know a provider or two who has given the same speech over the phone (or even in person) but at the moment of truth "pulls" through for us. A long time ago I made an appointment with a licensed therapist and on the way over she texted that I should understand that it would be a professional massage with draping. Half hour later she was wiping a certain fluid off her face.

I'm sure most of you have similar experiences.

So, if someone likes the looks of a gal in the ad, why not take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. And then report back to us!

[QUOTE=Srw211;2483803]I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.[/QUOTE]You know what. You're right! Everyone should see Lynn. Hurry!!

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[QUOTE=Barolo;2480353]Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal![/QUOTE]Had the same experience a couple of years ago. Got ripped about giving a negative review (which wasn't really negative), my experience was marginal at best and my review questioned what all the hype was about. Got ripped and dragged around the castle walls, by senior members and supporters. Sorry for her problems and I hope you kick them, but a big fat I told you so to the douches who ripped me. -- Dog.

When it comes to JOAN I have never had a bad moment with the girl. SHe's one of my ATF, she just keeps moving and my time is alot more limited nowadays than it used to be. SHe has always worked with me and done as I have asked, NOW maybe I am naive and missed all the signs or what not but to me she is a good one. I read all the posts and have never ripped anyone for a negative of somebody I like since HONESTLY it's all personal preference guys and unless your married to the woman, GOD FORBID, it is really pointless to rip someone for a review, I feel. But what do I know I'm a humble monger looking for love. Or 30 minutes of excitement really. LOL!

TO LAW and BAROLO I am sorry somebody felt it necessary to attack your reviews, but we hide behind our comps in this little hoe neighborhood and in the end we will do what we like with who we like regardless. I still trust your feedback guys!

WBB out!

[QUOTE=Kingforanight;2483893]As anyone who has been with this therapist knows, she NEVER wears a skirt and $?, Please. 12 posts in and you are already making things up. Sounds like Jag junior.[/QUOTE]So true in my book.

[QUOTE=Dotguy;2484017]So true in my book.[/QUOTE]You're both right. I'm wrong.

Happy Hunting.

PapaE.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2483866]Not saying it's the case with this one but we all know a provider or two who has given the same speech over the phone (or even in person) but at the moment of truth "pulls" through for us. A long time ago I made an appointment with a licensed therapist and on the way over she texted that I should understand that it would be a professional massage with draping. Half hour later she was wiping a certain fluid off her face.

I'm sure most of you have similar experiences.

So, if someone likes the looks of a gal in the ad, why not take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. And then report back to us![/QUOTE]You are 100% correct! I have had similar experiences. This was not a text, I received a lecture. Personally, I was not going to drive to the Eastside when my gut was saying, you will get more with Rose palm and her 5 daughters. I hope someone tries and has an excellent experience.

Chances are you will never get any extras. I guarantee she has received 50 phone calls by idiots talking about USA guide. Some guys just don't learn.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2483772]She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory![/QUOTE]

No extras, nice girl but nothing no hints and 100% draped. Seek elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2484201]You are 100% correct! I have had similar experiences. This was not a text, I received a lecture. Personally, I was not going to drive to the Eastside when my gut was saying, you will get more with Rose palm and her 5 daughters. I hope someone tries and has an excellent experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PapaE;2484073]You're both right. I'm wrong.

Happy Hunting.

PapaE.[/QUOTE]Had the same experience with the skirt and no panties, with the addition of lots of dirty talk, several years ago when she was on Edgewater.

Does anyone have any intel on this place?

Feel free to pm me.

[URL]http://www.simplymassagecfl.com/[/URL]#!masasge / c1 kh9.

Reached out to Lili and asked if she had any reviews. She replied IDK, then asked if I wanted to schedule. I said no thanks, I only book with ladies who have reviews. That started a string of texts that were insulting, name calling, threats to tell a wife or GF. What a sweetheart.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-sensual-tall-58-dirty-blonde-xtremly-skilled-sexy-and-steamy-hott-ur-gonna-lve-me/12189251[/URL]

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2483957]Had the same experience a couple of years ago. Got ripped about giving a negative review (which wasn't really negative), my experience was marginal at best and my review questioned what all the hype was about. Got ripped and dragged around the castle walls, by senior members and supporters. Sorry for her problems and I hope you kick them, but a big fat I told you so to the douches who ripped me. -- Dog.[/QUOTE]I concur, don't know what all the fuss was about. Luxsa was way better. She does seem to have lost some of her weight which can't hurt her looks. But looks come before experience for me, the past 10 girls I've dated were better looking so it just doesn't make sense to pay for it for me.

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Heading to Orlando for the weekend and wondering if there is a best bet for an AMP or private rub provider. I will only have a small window and don't want it to be a bust.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wonderful-bluepeak-massage/9602279[/URL]

What a f. Waste of time and mula here.

Will not recommend.

Nice looking girls but the massage was mediocre and Ts was not that good.

Will not repeat.

Went there by mistake!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-latina-flat-rates-3214029823/11925226[/URL]

So this is the one I visited a few weeks ago and Mya was the therapist. So I call yesterday for an appointment and arrive. The same woman who was behind the counter was there. I asked where's Mya? She responded with I don't know I can't get a hold of her. It will be. 80. I said well who's going to give me the massage? Well it was the one behind the counter. Very pretty lady, said her name is Michelle. Nice massage and no BS like Mya, she just asked "you want full body, right"? I told her yes and she continued the massage with a nice hand shake. Plenty of teasing before the flip.

Sox man out.

I've been interested in luxsa.

The reviews are top good to be true.

Worth it or steer clear? Inbox.

The 1.

[QUOTE=OrlandoGuy123;2485023]Does anyone have any intel on this place?

Feel free to pm me.

[URL]http://www.simplymassagecfl.com/[/URL]#!masasge / c1 kh9.[/QUOTE]Address search comes up as "Massage by Joan LMT" matches "simplymassagecfl" address.

(She is well know on forum as Legit massage only. Excellent if you are in pain).

Went to go see Tina last week. Someone said "she could milk a rock" . Yes, I am quite certain that she can!

Good Location off of Curry Ford, she says she doesn't live there, just uses that place for her business. It is comfortable, and hardly any people at the complex during the day.

Like all places, she had me undress face down, and then she also undressed to do the massage, and it is amazing. She really does well. Then on the flip, let's just say a wonderful and unique time was had. She may be a little older, but very kind, very soft, and very nice.

She mentioned, her daughter is a student at UCF, and also, Tina says she is from Sri Lanka (not India), and will be going back there for a year at the end of the month to help her parents. So, if you would like to see her, hurry!

I will certainly be seeing her again. Meanwhile, I will have to try Rani.

[QUOTE=Texualman;2464388]I have seen both ladies, I did not get the impression that they were working together in any way at all. Their locations are quite different and even their styles are very different. I have no inside info, just my opinion from my visits.

Stay safe,

T.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CharlieMorris;2486509]Went to go see Tina last week. Someone said "she could milk a rock" . Yes, I am quite certain that she can!

Good Location off of Curry Ford, she says she doesn't live there, just uses that place for her business. It is comfortable, and hardly any people at the complex during the day.

Like all places, she had me undress face down, and then she also undressed to do the massage, and it is amazing. She really does well. Then on the flip, let's just say a wonderful and unique time was had. She may be a little older, but very kind, very soft, and very nice.

She mentioned, her daughter is a student at UCF, and also, Tina says she is from Sri Lanka (not India), and will be going back there for a year at the end of the month to help her parents. So, if you would like to see her, hurry!

I will certainly be seeing her again. Meanwhile, I will have to try Rani.[/QUOTE]Tina went out of the country on May 12. She should be back in August. May be back sooner. I agree with everything else in this review.

Stopped in for a quick visit today. Was greeted by an older woman and asked if anyone else was available. First out came the same girl whose worked there for a long time that I have no interest in. Second came out Bebe which coincidentally was also written on her shirt. Haha. I wonder what it will be next time. She was very thin with smaller breasts and a nice ass. Started with a quick pretty pathetic rub and flipped over asked what I wanted. I said BJ and she said $120! Hahaha. Settled on $90 and a good time was had. Shower was busy when we were done so she just did a hot towel to clean up which was pretty disappointing. Then I woke up from sleeping in my car and went back to work.

Give them a visit and see for yourself.

[QUOTE=TheOneTwo3;2485530]I've been interested in luxsa.

The reviews are top good to be true.

Worth it or steer clear? Inbox.

The 1.[/QUOTE]

She has been well reviewed and continues to perform. Same michelle that was near Osceola parkway years ago, went to Orlando guess she's back. Worth a visit!!

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2485475][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-latina-flat-rates-3214029823/11925226[/URL]

So this is the one I visited a few weeks ago and Mya was the therapist. So I call yesterday for an appointment and arrive. The same woman who was behind the counter was there. I asked where's Mya? She responded with I don't know I can't get a hold of her. It will be. 80. I said well who's going to give me the massage? Well it was the one behind the counter. Very pretty lady, said her name is Michelle. Nice massage and no BS like Mya, she just asked "you want full body, right"? I told her yes and she continued the massage with a nice hand shake. Plenty of teasing before the flip.

Sox man out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CharlieMorris;2486509]Went to go see Tina last week. Someone said "she could milk a rock" . Yes, I am quite certain that she can!

Good Location off of Curry Ford, she says she doesn't live there, just uses that place for her business. It is comfortable, and hardly any people at the complex during the day.

Like all places, she had me undress face down, and then she also undressed to do the massage, and it is amazing. She really does well. Then on the flip, let's just say a wonderful and unique time was had. She may be a little older, but very kind, very soft, and very nice.

She mentioned, her daughter is a student at UCF, and also, Tina says she is from Sri Lanka (not India), and will be going back there for a year at the end of the month to help her parents. So, if you would like to see her, hurry!

I will certainly be seeing her again. Meanwhile, I will have to try Rani.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that. (Sri lanka not India) I had trouble hearing from from sound of the rock she milked before my eyes. Holy cow (get it? Cow. Milk. Rock. Nevermind.).

Well, I will say that YM definitely MV with her. Still scratching my head on this one. She commented about my physique and asked if I lifted weights, and I told her no, only did yoga and some mma training. She spent plenty of time on the butt and inner thighs, but when I reached to rub her leg, she politely backed away from reach. Good massage, though not the best I've had, but no HE whatsoever.

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;2476316]It has been a while but ventured to see Jeanne in Deltona. She is still running in events and has maintained her firm, thin, athletic body. This was my fourth time seeing her and was politely trying to widen the menu. SHe gave a great massage / stretching always with lots of teasing thrown in. On the flip, she grinded against my hand and allowed under close roaming with gentle FIV. She did not take anything off nor offer BBBJ which I was hoping for. She really got into the HE! There was still 5 min left and instead of rushing me out she finished relaxing work on my front and face. If you are looking for a good massage, roaming, and HE then go see her. Damage was. 9 including tip. She is located a bit out the way though.

[URL]http://daytona.craigslist.org/thp/5029922772.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

For those of you that may have seen and liked Nadia at "By the Lake", She is now going by Mia and Posting on TEG, here is the link:

[URL]http://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/files/561697.htm[/URL]

I called her and she was very easy to get in touch of at that time. When she answered (No Texts), I immediately recognized that unique voice.

We set up an appointment for the next day and I drove to the second call location. NO ANSWER. Tried several times and no luck.

She did call me later and said that she got called into work at her regular job and she did not have my digits. Not sure whether to buy the excuse or not.

May try again but not sure.

Still in need of a massage, I stopped by Cherry Blossom as I had to drive right by it.

CB has been reviewed ad nauseam and I will not add a detailed report. I will only say that I was not impressed and will not return.

Play Safe,

Ukie out.

Do you guys have any info to share about this Lady:

[URL]http://orlando.rubratings.com/pages/view/3781[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gorgeous-and-classy-asian-192-and-27/12654735[/URL]

Thanks in advance.