Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RerdNeck1969;3988095]Anybody know a FULL Service AMP south of I94 Metro Milwaukee.[/QUOTE]Not in this lifetime! If you find one please let us poor souls know!

Always good in a pinch. You know what you're getting upfront.

[QUOTE=MrMilwaukee;3988076]She's gone UTR. I still see her from time to time, but she's not seeing any new clients unless she's been seeing you consistently.[/QUOTE]Is this the breastfeeding mom that lives in the brown deer area and works from home?? I used to see her last year, but I changed numbers and lost hers. Great massage and nip sucking LOL if you have # it would be greatly appreciated.

Drove by this place yesterday around 1 pm and saw no cars parked on the side street next to the place, which blew my mind, so I decided to finally try it out. I definitely didn't get the girl everyone talks about. Older, seemed to be in charge. About 2 minutes after laying down, the reason I don't go to these much talked about places, became apparent. Non stop door bells for the remainder of my 30 minutes. She kept stopping to go out into the hallway and have loud arguments with the other girls. On the flip, she asked for a tip and after I gave her 4. 0 she put a glove on my hand and let me roam. That was a first. OF COURSE I had to pass about 3 mongers on the walk out to my car. Never again.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3983475]You really want to massage that big ass and stretchmarks? Just when I thought I had a sick mind -- she has a sicker one. Your guys are the prey and she is a predator.[/QUOTE]I remember the first time I met Big Red for a session. She had me meet her at an apartment in Stallis. This was almost a decade ago. She was actually dressed in teal nursing scrubs. I was worried it was going to be legit at first, but she let me go undraped.

Where it got weird was with the woman who I now assume owned the apartment. Slender female in her upper 40's. Nothing to look at. She resembled Bob Denver of 'Gilligan's Island,' if he were wearing a shoulder length black wig. She stayed seated in the room while Red massaged me on the table. Silently watching, even as Red took off her top and laid on the table for me to have a Russian finish. An odd experience, but I know understand that's what Red is all about.

I knew this would be an older Asian provider, but I'm sick of the AMP front door bells and loud guys asking questions. Probably a good move, as the price was only 50 for the hour.

Even still, somebody a little more attractive or sassy would make me want to return for more. She might have been cute 20 years ago. She's probably late 50's or early 60's. 80 lbs wet and ZERO ass or hips.

The massage is medium pressure. The teasing is heavy, yet slightly deceptive, as she wanted me to self-serve at the end. She was willing to work the boys and rub my abdomen. I managed to work my junk into her jumble of hands, using her wrists to finish with.

And if that wasn't a little off putting, she'll happily sing along to Chinese showtunes playing loudly on her cassette boom box. Delightful, if I wasn't holding out for a HJ.

[QUOTE=Icculus82;3989736]Drove by this place yesterday around 1 pm and saw no cars parked on the side street next to the place, which blew my mind, so I decided to finally try it out. I definitely didn't get the girl everyone talks about. Older, seemed to be in charge. About 2 minutes after laying down, the reason I don't go to these much talked about places, became apparent. Non stop door bells for the remainder of my 30 minutes. She kept stopping to go out into the hallway and have loud arguments with the other girls. On the flip, she asked for a tip and after I gave her 4. 0 she put a glove on my hand and let me roam. That was a first. OF COURSE I had to pass about 3 mongers on the walk out to my car. Never again.[/QUOTE]That's the problem with this board. As soon as someone gives a report that is anything more than an HJ the stampede begins. I'm sure the AMP's phone is ringing off the hook with guys trying to book with the MT reported on and 9 out of 10 times they miss heard the name anyway. And of course Mr. Loudtalker shows up (if your lucky to get in without a wait) to ask all kinds of questions. It's unfortunate because of my situation the AMP is my thing. No hassle no fuss. I found a place I like and I stick to it no more chasing unicorns. I miss the days of 5 AMPs between work and home though. Don't get me wrong I like hearing the stories of guys who can get more than everyone else but with everything in this hobby YMMV.

[QUOTE=Soft7;3989213]Is this the breastfeeding mom that lives in the brown deer area and works from home?? I used to see her last year, but I changed numbers and lost hers. Great massage and nip sucking LOL if you have # it would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]That's her. I'll reach out to her and ask if she wants her number given out.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3989995]I knew this would be an older Asian provider, but I'm sick of the AMP front door bells and loud guys asking questions. Probably a good move, as the price was only 50 for the hour.

Even still, somebody a little more attractive or sassy would make me want to return for more. She might have been cute 20 years ago. She's probably late 50's or early 60's. 80 lbs wet and ZERO ass or hips.

The massage is medium pressure. The teasing is heavy, yet slightly deceptive, as she wanted me to self-serve at the end. She was willing to work the boys and rub my abdomen. I managed to work my junk into her jumble of hands, using her wrists to finish with.

And if that wasn't a little off putting, she'll happily sing along to Chinese showtunes playing loudly on her cassette boom box. Delightful, if I wasn't holding out for a HJ.[/QUOTE]That one in Waukesha on Racine -- is so damn loud. I'm like the hunchback in the bell tower when it goes off "the bells, the bells! I set a new PR last night. She was 4-6 at most, maybe 4-4 and was about 60-65 lbs. It was for the books only. Not as much fun as I had hoped.

Can't believe that Red is still around. Can anyone comment on whether she looks dramatically rougher than when she had the basement bedroom with the kids upstairs? I would assume she does.

GC.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3989783]I remember the first time I met Big Red for a session. She had me meet her at an apartment in Stallis. This was almost a decade ago. She was actually dressed in teal nursing scrubs. I was worried it was going to be legit at first, but she let me go undraped.

Where it got weird was with the woman who I now assume owned the apartment. Slender female in her upper 40's. Nothing to look at. She resembled Bob Denver of 'Gilligan's Island,' if he were wearing a shoulder length black wig. She stayed seated in the room while Red massaged me on the table. Silently watching, even as Red took off her top and laid on the table for me to have a Russian finish. An odd experience, but I know understand that's what Red is all about.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Icculus82;3989736]Drove by this place yesterday around 1 pm and saw no cars parked on the side street next to the place, which blew my mind, so I decided to finally try it out. I definitely didn't get the girl everyone talks about. Older, seemed to be in charge. About 2 minutes after laying down, the reason I don't go to these much talked about places, became apparent. Non stop door bells for the remainder of my 30 minutes. She kept stopping to go out into the hallway and have loud arguments with the other girls. On the flip, she asked for a tip and after I gave her 4. 0 she put a glove on my hand and let me roam. That was a first. OF COURSE I had to pass about 3 mongers on the walk out to my car. Never again.[/QUOTE]I must have had the same girl. I thought the glove was very weird too. Good massage from her and nice body. I thought she was going to give me a deep prostate massage with that glove!

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3986957].......Rare is the woman who makes me go home and nap, dreaming of her the rest of the day. My first few times to an AMP and later an EMP were like that. Especially the full service ones. I'd go to a Korean AMP with a stable full of pretty spinners. Or to an emp with 30 something Russian women with perfect tits. I'd be the last customer out and the first one in line the next day.[/QUOTE]In Atlanta, there are those stables full of pretty Koreans and like you, I just had to have them all. But for American or European, I had to do take out at clubs. No emps in Atl.

Now that I'm back in MKE, can you recommend a city within driving distance where I can find more stables?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3989995]I knew this would be an older Asian provider, but I'm sick of the AMP front door bells and loud guys asking questions. Probably a good move, as the price was only 50 for the hour.

Even still, somebody a little more attractive or sassy would make me want to return for more. She might have been cute 20 years ago. She's probably late 50's or early 60's. 80 lbs wet and ZERO ass or hips.

The massage is medium pressure. The teasing is heavy, yet slightly deceptive, as she wanted me to self-serve at the end. She was willing to work the boys and rub my abdomen. I managed to work my junk into her jumble of hands, using her wrists to finish with.

And if that wasn't a little off putting, she'll happily sing along to Chinese showtunes playing loudly on her cassette boom box. Delightful, if I wasn't holding out for a HJ.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the same experience when I went. Had heard the massage was above average, but it wasn't any better than a good AMP. Have to wonder if it gets better with repeat visits.

[QUOTE=Jefferino;3993185]In Atlanta, there are those stables full of pretty Koreans and like you, I just had to have them all. But for American or European, I had to do take out at clubs. No emps in Atl.

Now that I'm back in MKE, can you recommend a city within driving distance where I can find more stables?[/QUOTE]I'm surprised Atlanta doesn't have emps. There must be 200 AMPs and most full service. I've been to some great ones there and to some that hired some tired worn out women, while still cute, were way past their prime and loose as a goose. There was one I used to see since the 1980's. Now well into her 60's I stopped when she was 65. After all these years I still had to pay up front.

[QUOTE=GapCaulker;3991659]Can't believe that Red is still around. Can anyone comment on whether she looks dramatically rougher than when she had the basement bedroom with the kids upstairs? I would assume she does.

GC.[/QUOTE]Please pm if you have red digits last time I saw the daughter in law was involved.