Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3634547]This place is not technically in Grand Rapids, I also posted this report in Lansing. Location is exit 73 off I96, which is 30 miles east of 28th street. I stopped in, requested hour with table shower. One of the things I like about asian parlors are the table shower which is probs main reason I wanted to stop here, one of the few places offering it. $60 door fee for hour. Sara came in, decent looking 40's asian, fairly good english. Had nice table shower, couple minutes in the lukewarm sauna then off to the massage table. Massage was not much of a massage, basically rubbing me down with coconut oil for 15 minutes, then the flip. She asked what I wanted and how much money I had to spend. I only brought the door fee and another $80 with me so I wouldn't be able to spend any more than that no matter what. She wanted $100 BJ, $140 FS. Grudgingly accepted $80 for BJ, all services there use condom. She did strip nude, nice tight little body for a 40 something year old, tight round ass, firm 34 C tits, little bit of a tummy typical of her age. The only problem was it just felt very mechanical, typical of these types of places though. My hour was about 45 minutes from car door back to car door. To sum it up, for typical Asian massage parlor experience, went in with high hopes, left with my load released, no real massage to speak of and just a so-so feeling about the experience. Didn't hate it, didn't love it, total cost a little high at $140 for a covered BJ, table shower and someone to put lotion on my back and legs.[/QUOTE]This is spot on with what I got there last time (about a month ago).

[QUOTE=White300;3631532]PM on here.[/QUOTE]She took my call about 6 weeks ago. I said I was Skolviking on USA and TER and she was happy to see me. She is excellent!

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;3632085]Also saw Mia a few weeks back. Attractive, nice chest, very friendly and personable. Cleared the air right away on what I was looking for, and got comfortable. Near the half way mark (hr massage) said I could flip whenever I wanted. Well, I do enjoy a front rub as well as backside rub, and most don't do the front, so I flipped. However, not much of a front rub and straight to ending. I wouldn't complain if I'd gotten close to an hour, but ended up being shorted 15 to 20 minutes. Normally can be a future deal killer, but everything else was top notch, so will repeat. As I remember, damage was 60/60 or 60/50.[/QUOTE]Based on some good reviews, decided to see Mia. She is curvy, but I wouldn't put her in BBW status. Really nice girl. Doesn't appear to have had any kids. Is very clean everywhere. And I mean absolutely everywhere. Has some rules, but any respectful, reasonable monger can have a really good time with her. I won't go into detail, per her request, but I will definitely be repeating during my next visit over to GR.

As a note, I called and made an appointment, and the black chick at the front desk didn't seem to like that I wasn't just walking in and getting placed with her. Get the feeling there is some competition going on there. Saw a thinner white girl there when I was leaving. Didn't catch her name, but I wouldn't mind seeing what she has to offer at some point in the future.

Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3634547]This place is not technically in Grand Rapids, I also posted this report in Lansing. Location is exit 73 off I96, which is 30 miles east of 28th street. I stopped in, requested hour with table shower. One of the things I like about asian parlors are the table shower which is probs main reason I wanted to stop here, one of the few places offering it. $60 door fee for hour. Sara came in, decent looking 40's asian, fairly good english. Had nice table shower, couple minutes in the lukewarm sauna then off to the massage table. Massage was not much of a massage, basically rubbing me down with coconut oil for 15 minutes, then the flip. She asked what I wanted and how much money I had to spend. I only brought the door fee and another $80 with me so I wouldn't be able to spend any more than that no matter what. She wanted $100 BJ, $140 FS. Grudgingly accepted $80 for BJ, all services there use condom. She did strip nude, nice tight little body for a 40 something year old, tight round ass, firm 34 C tits, little bit of a tummy typical of her age. The only problem was it just felt very mechanical, typical of these types of places though. My hour was about 45 minutes from car door back to car door. To sum it up, for typical Asian massage parlor experience, went in with high hopes, left with my load released, no real massage to speak of and just a so-so feeling about the experience. Didn't hate it, didn't love it, total cost a little high at $140 for a covered BJ, table shower and someone to put lotion on my back and legs.[/QUOTE]I was last in there about four years ago. Your summary is about the same experience as then, except the woman was saggy and bored. Not much excitement in the whole event, which is why I never went back. Next time drive the extra few miles to Potterville.

This lady post on back page says she's over by Wilson and lenoard she goes by sonya and last 4 digets are 6265 and body seen her and if so what was it like.

Ok, I know all of the reviews say that she is hot but I also thought that she was just HJ? In her new ads she advertises "Real NURU". Now real NURU is definitely more than a HJ! Has anyone experienced this with Blonde 25?

[QUOTE=FreeNomad;3635293]This lady post on back page says she's over by Wilson and lenoard she goes by sonya and last 4 digets are 6265 and body seen her and if so what was it like.[/QUOTE]It seems we have us a new category. It's called, "Free Nomad". Definition: A "free nomad" is one who expects us to do his toftt for free!

Now you know!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3635607]Ok, I know all of the reviews say that she is hot but I also thought that she was just HJ? In her new ads she advertises "Real NURU". Now real NURU is definitely more than a HJ! Has anyone experienced this with Blonde 25?[/QUOTE]She took her winnings and bought a Nuru matt and Nuru gel. She's doing the same body slides and HJ as before substituting nuru gel for hot baby oil. And calling it nuru. Not that it's bad, but it's not real NURU.

Why'all do yourselves a favor and do a google search on nuru and check out a few vids. It will become apparent as to what to expect.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3635607]Ok, I know all of the reviews say that she is hot but I also thought that she was just HJ? In her new ads she advertises "Real NURU". Now real NURU is definitely more than a HJ! Has anyone experienced this with Blonde 25?[/QUOTE]"Real nuru" has sucking and fucking involved, highly doubt this will happen with her. Most providers give a body slide even if it's on a plastic bed with gel, still not "real nuru" but hey marketing ploys work with some.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lisa-pretty-young-thing-new-pictures/29836818[/URL]

I know she says no F. S. Anything else on the menu?

I have seen a jade at wonderspa before. Not sure if it is the same jade or not. The jade from wonderspa was very very rushed. Very mechanical finish and only a one hand rub on the massage. Afterwards she assumed she could keep all change from payment and got extremely upset when I told her no. Beware!

[QUOTE=KentwoodBorn;3634362]Hello all, new guy here.

I'd like to try Jade at panacea. Has anyone received a massage from her yet? Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrLovaLova1;3635752]"Real nuru" has sucking and fucking involved, highly doubt this will happen with her. Most providers give a body slide even if it's on a plastic bed with gel, still not "real nuru" but hey marketing ploys work with some.[/QUOTE]If you are really interested in real Nuru, then try the "South African Girl". I did a post about my experience with her about 2 or so months ago. Please check my previous post on her. It was exciting and included everything. You will love it!

[QUOTE=FreeNomad;3635293]This lady post on back page says she's over by Wilson and lenoard she goes by sonya and last 4 digets are 6265 and body seen her and if so what was it like.[/QUOTE]Tried to set something up a while back, before she had posted full figure pics. No show on her part (run down trailer), flat out lied about reasons, then made threats that bordered on extortion. She's a flake.

I have seen her posting on BP regularly. After reading reviews I decided to toftt. I have seen her 4 times now. First time when she first starting working and it was very awkward. Didn't really know what she was doing. The pictures are real. So I started seeing her regularly. After she gets to know she she becomes more friendly. Set something up for outside a few times and she was willing to FS menu. BBBJ, CFS Cowgirl but no cim. Very GF experience. Made an appointment today and she made me goto relaxtion station. Well she looked terrible. Looks like she has bf from the hickies on the neck which is a total turn off. This visit was just like the first visit. Acted like she never seen me before. She kept checking her phone and messaging someone-- most likely BF. I will not be revisiting with her no more. I would highly stay away from her. Eyes all dark and looks like she is coming off something. BEWARE OF LILLY.

That's right. What she means is that she uses real nuru gel. I personally don't care if she uses sewing machine oil. She's still great and a sweetheart and smokin' hot.

Some people attach meaning to nuru as in what you see in porn videos and you aren't going to find that. It would take a whole bottle of the gel for a single session nevermind the rest of the full service action that goes on.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3635668]She took her winnings and bought a Nuru matt and Nuru gel. She's doing the same body slides and HJ as before substituting nuru gel for hot baby oil. And calling it nuru. Not that it's bad, but it's not real NURU.

Why'all do yourselves a favor and do a google search on nuru and check out a few vids. It will become apparent as to what to expect.[/QUOTE]