Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Chopper269]Glockman,

Thanks for sharing the pictures with us. Can ya share a $1ooo with me too? I mean that is not just a dent in my hobby funds that is the end of my hobby for the year! PFE hmmm think I can find that just as good but a wee bit more on my pay scale. Awhile back that one porn star was offering the experience for I think $700 and I think she was half the age. I don't think she got alot of offers tho.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it will take my social security check at least a couple of weeks to bring my escort fund back up to a satisfactory level. I may have to skip my nursing home rent also! :D.

This pair had been working with Brian and aim entertainment agency, but decided to go out on their own. I called and spoke with Alexis who seemed very interested getting some business. I had a dream that I agreed to meet with her. Major mistake. It won't surprise anyone that the pictures in the ad are vaguely representative of her. She is bigger and older than what is portrayed. Despite asking about the services ahead of time, my dream was rushed, non-GFE, and pretty much a waste of money. Skills were inconsistent with the charge and the question "are you ready to cum yet" was asked about 15 minutes into the session.

I should have known better. I would avoid

PS: I did not meet Bri, but she was in the car. Her pictures are accurate from what I can tell.

[QUOTE=Banger Hard] It seems to me that when you are talking about $1,000, you could take one of your all time favorites out for a weekend, get all the pussy you want, hit up a few swingers clubs (like Manages in Nashville) and bang out a few other guys wives and girlfriends while you are at it, and most likely make a few friends along the way (today's good will often leads to tomorrows screw fest). [/QUOTE]

Not sure that's possible. I checked some local escort's rate and they vary from 1200-1500 for a sleepover evening, not an entire weekend. I don't know of any escort that would offer unlimited sex for an entire weekend for $1000, but I could be wrong. The swinger's club is not for me, at my age thay wouldn't let me in the front door!. As far as some other guy's wife or girlfriend letting me bang her, that reminds me of the Groucho Marx line that "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member". :D

A few more of Jillian Foxx for the MILF lovers. You can see what I got myself into in Los Angeles. For those of you who question the money spent, you wouldn't begrudge and old codger four hardons in 24 hours would you.

[QUOTE=Glockman]A few more of Jillian Foxx for the MILF lovers. You can see what I got myself into in Los Angeles. For those of you who question the money spent, you wouldn't begrudge and old codger four hardons in 24 hours would you.[/QUOTE]Looks like Jillian has had some work done. Amazing! Her tits used to be blah at best. Nothing a little bit of silicon can't fix.

[QUOTE=Glockman]I don't know of any escort that would offer unlimited sex for an entire weekend for $1000, but I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]True enough, the established pro's might go for a friday evening through saturday noon type thing, but there are semi-pro's out there willing enough. Sometimes the girls are looking for a good time also, and being able to pay a bill or two afterwards just makes the offer more attractive.

[QUOTE=Glockman]As far as some other guy's wife or girlfriend letting me bang her, that reminds me of the Groucho Marx line that "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member". :D[/QUOTE]That's funny, I think the same thing sometimes!

[QUOTE=Glockman]For those of you who question the money spent, you wouldn't begrudge and old codger four hardons in 24 hours would you.[/QUOTE]Of course not! Just wondering "what if" and making conversation.... actually, I'm jealous :-)

[QUOTE=Banger Hard]True enough, the established pro's might go for a friday evening through saturday noon type thing, but there are semi-pro's out there willing enough. Sometimes the girls are looking for a good time also, and being able to pay a bill or two afterwards just makes the offer more attractive.
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Damn, why can't I find an over 50 semipro like that. Like the old saying, " I could fall into a room full of titties and come out sucking my thumb."

[QUOTE=Sc1919]Looks like Jillian has had some work done. Amazing! Her tits used to be blah at best. Nothing a little bit of silicon can't fix.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, she had her boob job in October of 2008. The video she gave me was preboob job and the difference is quite noticeable. However, I have nothing against natural breasts, large or small.

[QUOTE=Banger Hard]Sometimes the girls are looking for a good time also, and being able to pay a bill or two afterwards just makes the offer more attractive.[/quote]I agree with you 100% on this point. For those of us who do it for the fun as much as the extra cookies in the jar it is very appealing to have a guy who wants to spend a day or two and go out, see some sights, eat a meal and hump like bunnies before, during and after. I love. love. love extended visits. Those who know me realize that. Hell, for $1000 you can have a Friday through Monday! Sounds like a blast to me.

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Oral2323]The only one I want to see with clothing is you, you go girl. Wish I were in Memphis so I could see you.

Oral[/QUOTE]I'll take that as a compliment, sugar. You've heard it said that some women look better with clothes "ON", but you know that with this one naked looks pretty good, too. I had a blast last time you came to town. Don't be a stranger.

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Bluffcity Guy]Yes indeed.

Hope you are doing well; it's not the same around here without Melissa stirring things up a bit.

:)

Cheers,

BCG[/QUOTE]Bcg,

I lost my flame resistant apron and spoon along with the pointy hat and broom. I think it's a better look for me. (grin)

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]I agree with you 100% on this point. For those of us who do it for the fun as much as the extra cookies in the jar it is very appealing to have a guy who wants to spend a day or two and go out, see some sights, eat a meal and hump like bunnies before, during and after. I love. love. love extended visits. Those who know me realize that. Hell, for $1000 you can have a Friday through Monday! Sounds like a blast to me.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]
Hummm, what about us old codgers who can't hump like bunnies but wish they could? My motto has always been, when you have a dick like a hampster, you better have a tongue like a rattlesnake! :D.

God I'd love to spend the night with you.

But at my age, I don't think I could handle it!

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]I agree with you 100% on this point. For those of us who do it for the fun as much as the extra cookies in the jar it is very appealing to have a guy who wants to spend a day or two and go out, see some sights, eat a meal and hump like bunnies before, during and after. I love. love. love extended visits. Those who know me realize that. Hell, for $1000 you can have a Friday through Monday! Sounds like a blast to me.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glockman]Hummm, what about us old codgers who can't hump like bunnies but wish they could? My motto has always been, when you have a dick like a hampster, you better have a tongue like a rattlesnake![/QUOTE]Amen! I'm a member of that club and believe that there are a million ways to please a woman that DON'T include a penis. Unfortunately for you guys it's kind of a one way street.

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]I agree with you 100% on this point. For those of us who do it for the fun as much as the extra cookies in the jar it is very appealing to have a guy who wants to spend a day or two and go out, see some sights, eat a meal and hump like bunnies before, during and after. I love. love. love extended visits. Those who know me realize that. Hell, for $1000 you can have a Friday through Monday! Sounds like a blast to me.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]

Sounds like my kind of summer vacation! Hey Melissa I got time off in July.