The Rat Trap

Well since I was the first to review Nova and you acknowledged she was a chick, maybe I'm not a chick. Wait, C3 saw her after and then a few others so I guess I might be a dude. Don't worry though, you have no shot in fucking me if I was a chick, I don't fit the crack herion chic model type you love soooo much on obt. I've seen Nova 2 times and will be seeing her today. Yep, don't need to write about it either because I already did once. Might do it again just to piss you off though. I'm only posting now so I can see some of the fine ladies that are a little stricter with their verification process, which is totally fine with me. I've actually seen girls like G spot, joytoy, nana and michelle. Should I go back a review women that I saw 6 months ago to get my numbers up like is so important to you, I don't think that will help and plus 6 months in this hobby things change. 2 are no longer here and g from what I gather is on a break. So move along little man, you won't be acknowledged anymore. I don't reward a child for bad behavior. By the way, I ave seen several ladies that you reviewed, all said it was BS and your a pain in the ass. I find it funny you tell the guys on this board about not trusting these girls and the suck blah blah blah but yet you think the ones you talk to won't throw you under the bus. LOL. Bye bye Angry Little man.

NYT.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706265]"I've been around a while and realized I just started posting" Who the FUCK are YOU? You got three post with one review of a new chick. My guess is that YOU are a chick!! I can tell by your post you are NOT a MONGER! Only chicks talk as dumb as you. So the same way you found your way into the RAT TRAP find your fucking way out!! You are a chick!! This cum rag dahlia and the skumbag yragyrag are all mine! Trust me they will not be let off the hook by me! Yragyrag is a lying scumbag! Getting free services! Dahlia is a dirty cum rag! These two idiots are all mine! So fuck off CHICK!!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RunnerGuy;2706445]Just curious, but what's your grudge against Dahlia? I've had 1 dream with her and it was all good.[/QUOTE]Sorry Runner dude I will no longer respond to new 11 post newbies! You dumb asses make sick! FYI newbie. What you are doing is called white knighting. Put down the armor and the sword dick head!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706642]You're giving yourself far to much credit old friend.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Look, the fact that the lady's phone rang after a good review by someone that people trust is just a testament to the board working. That could have come from any number of guys. We have a lot of trusted members that provide very good intel.

The fact that everyone knows you are full of shit and that you and the other two guys' mutual admiration society where you pass back and forth fairly useless intel about what has become a wasteland on SOBT is also a testament to the board working.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706642]You are receiving discounts for your reviews that you've admitted to writing on three different sites!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]First, I have never asked for or received any consideration for writing a review. The only consideration I have ever received, and I don't mind giving full disclosure here, is one SP that has not charge me for sessions because she likes the way I tie her up and another that charges me for an hour but goes two hours because SHE also likes the way I tie her up. In both cases it was their idea. Who am I to argue?

As for writing reviews on multiple sites, what is the issue with that? I'm not sure I follow your logic. Many of us write reviews on various sites. It's a fuckin' literary club, moron, Writing is what we do.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706642]I got a girl on Paradise Trail that blows her looks away!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Your arguments are becoming more desperate than ever. It appears your brain is about to explode. You might want to give it a rest.

Are there good looking ladies on the Trail? Sure. So what? I have never picked on you for your preference in the hobby. It's your dick on the line. Go for it.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706642]I personally Will NOT be calling her!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]So? I think she will survive.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2706863]Look, the fact that the lady's phone rang after a good review by someone that people trust is just a testament to the board working. That could have come from any number of guys. We have a lot of trusted members that provide very good intel.

The fact that everyone knows you are full of shit and that you and the other two guys' mutual admiration society where you pass back and forth fairly useless intel about what has become a wasteland on SOBT is also a testament to the board working.

First, I have never asked for or received any consideration for writing a review. The only consideration I have ever received, and I don't mind giving full disclosure here, is one SP that has not charge me for sessions because she likes the way I tie her up and another that charges me for an hour but goes two hours because SHE also likes the way I tie her up. In both cases it was their idea. Who am I to argue?

As for writing reviews on multiple sites, what is the issue with that? I'm not sure I follow your logic. Many of us write reviews on various sites. It's a fuckin' literary club, moron, Writing is what we do.

Your arguments are becoming more desperate than ever. It appears your brain is about to explode. You might want to give it a rest.

Are there good looking ladies on the Trail? Sure. So what? I have never picked on you for your preference in the hobby. It's your dick on the line. Go for it.

So? I think she will survive.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3 you are the self appointed leader of this pathetic Orlando bingo playing club. I am not picking on you old friend. I simply ask that you not white knight the first chick you see and make out with like high school sweethearts. This is a business for THESE skanks. They DON'T love you! Of course she pretend to enjoy your company but RIGHT after you left she ran into the bathroom to wash her face off! These girls are the in it for your CASH. You should know this old friend.

You continue to be a part of the problem here in Orlando also with your other buddy's on this board. YES you were white knighting this chick after one date! I personally found your review despicable and laughable. But it is YOUR dream not mine. These hos ain't loyal old friend. So enjoy your new find. You are welcomed on the SW thread anytime old friend but you must post a review. No one there wants to hear your useless speeches about NOTHING.

Have a good weekend old pal!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=NYTrader731;2706803]Well since I was the first to review Nova and you acknowledged she was a chick, maybe I'm not a chick. Wait, C3 saw her after and then a few others so I guess I might be a dude. Don't worry though, you have no shot in fucking me if I was a chick, I don't fit the crack herion chic model type you love soooo much on obt. I've seen Nova 2 times and will be seeing her today. Yep, don't need to write about it either because I already did once. Might do it again just to piss you off though. I'm only posting now so I can see some of the fine ladies that are a little stricter with their verification process, which is totally fine with me. I've actually seen girls like G spot, joytoy, nana and michelle. Should I go back a review women that I saw 6 months ago to get my numbers up like is so important to you, I don't think that will help and plus 6 months in this hobby things change. 2 are no longer here and g from what I gather is on a break. So move along little man, you won't be acknowledged anymore. I don't reward a child for bad behavior. By the way, I ave seen several ladies that you reviewed, all said it was BS and your a pain in the ass. I find it funny you tell the guys on this board about not trusting these girls and the suck blah blah blah but yet you think the ones you talk to won't throw you under the bus. LOL. Bye bye Angry Little man.

NYT.[/QUOTE]Last post to you as I no longer acknowledge newbies at fucking all! You are your favorite buddy C3 are a match made in heaven. By the way YOU get no welcome to the club from me! I say fuck YOU and stay off my radar asshole. I still believe you're a chick.

Chris5.

I have to stop coming here to read this shit, or else I'm going to die laughing. LOL.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706948]This is a business for THESE skanks. They DON'T love you!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris, you shouldn't have slept through economics class. Let me see if I can put this on your level of understanding. Look, I like my plumber. I hire him to do certain work for me. He performs. I pay. We also get along. We talk. Hell, we throw darts at Gators on Monday nights. Guess what? He does plumbing for other people, too. I have no problem with that. I just want him to do good plumbing for me when he is on my dime. It is not only OK to get along with people you hire, it is a good thing and usually gets you better service in the long run.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2706948]
You continue to be a part of the problem here in Orlando also with your other buddy's on this board.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]And just what problem is that?

C3.

I am really surprised that Chris5 has not been booted off this forum by now. He has disrespected, degraded almost every provider and monger on the forum and continues to aggravate almost everyone. Does he add value or anything positive to the USA forum? He post reviews on the SW section but then turns around and insults the same girls by calling them Sluts, be itches, ho's, Stank's, etc.. Noticed he has been dogging some of the new mongers and providers that have come on the forum? I think the forum would be a much more respectful place with him gone. He adds no value to the forum that I can see. Would be interesting to see how many other mongers and providers have the same thoughts?

No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.

No Trolling: Please do not post any topic that disrupts the peace and harmony of this board.

General Politeness.

This reminds me of the old saying about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it". The same holds true for recognizing uncivil behavior: "General Politeness" just means referring to other Members with a minimal level of civility.

NO Banned Words.

The words "*****", "*****" and "****" are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate women, and that's not what this website is all about.

Stank is denigrate, correct?

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Spam is defined as postings to the Forum that are contrary to the purpose of the site, including:

Commercial Messages.

Links to Adult Websites.

Discussions of Sex with Minors (under 18).

Homosexual Messages.

Transvestite Messages.

Transsexual Messages.

She-Male Messages.

Advertising Yourself.

To meet Women.

Typing in Blue Font.

(Reserved for Editor).

Repetitive Postings.

TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

Threatening the Webmaster.

Personal Insults & Attacks, oh yea!

Postings not in English.

Hate Messages.

Racist Messages.

Race Taunting.

Religious Messages.

Warnings from Law Enforcement.

Deliberate Disinformation.

General BS, yep!

Does this remind anyone of of someone? Just my two cents.
Enough is enough and if I get smacked over this so be it but I play by the rules. When it's time it's time, crossing the line even in the trap it's time to say goodbye. There is entertainment and then there is just plain stupidity.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2707519]
Rules, I thought

(snip)[/QUOTE]Don't shoot the messenger, but you actually have to go back to Rat Trap post #1 ([URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2176861&viewfull=1#post2176861[/URL]) for the rules that apply in The Rat Trap.

I talked with Admin2 about this deal and he explained why it remains the way it is and what he told me makes good sense. Probably just a good idea to drop this subject. PM if you have questions.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2704679]Chris,

I totally agree, there is never any reason for someone to write 44 reviews of the same lady. Hell, you know that I think the only reason to write a second review is if something has changed and new information is being added.

There are several name we might call them and you have rightly called them all of them.

But what do we call a guy that reviews a chick he has never seen? Because you do that a lot. And in this case, you are wrong about this lady.

Again, if we call him a pimp or white knight or shill, then what do we call you?

OK. That said. It is just my observation that I doubt seriously that the lady has management. I am not saying it couldn't be true, I am just saying that, knowing this lady, I can't think on any man I have ever known in my life that could possibly "manage" her.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2704468]So the NOT so UTR chick Holly did a dream with the ass clown Jakak. Per his review on her today Jakak is just tickled pink with pure satisfaction. Her Pimp photoghog must really NEED cash for this stank! So what does this mean for Holly? Well it is fucking guaranteed that after other mongers read that she fucked Jazak old fat dirty dick ass that they will probably look elsewhere!

If you fuck Jazak you must be pretty desperate for CASH! Hey Holly did you have to hold up Jazak fat stomach with both your hands just to find and suck his dick? ROTFLMAO!! Jazak looks like Jabba the Hut!! One of the most disgusting mongers in Orlando! Sorry Holly but you are one stank ho! My only hope is that you took about 20 fucking hot showers AFTER your appointment with Jazak!! LOL!! Way to go pimp protogoh!!

LOL!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Fake monger Pharmagirl weighing in here.

I am a bit confused here Chrissy. Your calling Holly a stank Ho for hanging with Jazak? Or that she has a handler and is desperate for money?

Hmmmmmm. Yet you do realize who one of his (Jazak's) ATF's are?

Well yes that's right 'Bozo,' Dallas!, Dallas, the girl you gush over! Dallas the one that Rufus promotes much more than Prophotog even discusses Holly.

So is Rufus a pimp? Yep, nope. So is Dallas desperate for $$? I think not. So is Dallas a stank Ho then? I guess she must be according to the 'book of Chrissy5.' WOW, this is quite a little 'juggling' act your performing for us here! The crowd is enthused.

Listen, you can bring out your 'cute squirting flower pin' and your little 'electric shock hand-buzzer' but it's not going to fool anyone 'Krusty!

It's OK to be jealous that we get to hook up with two of the hottest dreams ever to cross this board!

But waaaaait yourrrrr a genius so I guess you will be able to figure out a way to score with them.

G'Luck my man, oh and I'll let Dallas know what you really think of her, I have to talk with her later today.

So I must ask, how many worthless, broke-ass, ignorant clowns can we fit inside of Chrissy's broken down black stock mustang?

Hang tight gang and grab your popcorn for we are about to find out.

They are sending in the clowns everyone, enjoy the show!

P Chris'slappn G.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2707825]I talked with Admin2 about this deal and he explained why it remains the way it is and what he told me makes good sense. Probably just a good idea to drop this subject. PM if you have questions.[/QUOTE]I would be completely irrelevant without him. My buddy Mont'ass dumped me and it almost cost me everything! HA . I am working bard to build my status back up.

PG.

Still won't drop to his immaturity level.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2707585]Don't shoot the messenger, but you actually have to go back to Rat Trap post #1 ([URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2176861&viewfull=1#post2176861[/URL]) for the rules that apply in The Rat Trap.[/QUOTE]

This is the other C5 he doesn't have cable and channels his frustrations of not being able to see the finer ladies of our forum by, no it's not paper mache, it's a key board warrior. He will spew and degrade anyone that sees a s. P. That will not see him. So manly, his true colors show in his chosen words of people he has never seen or met. Don't be like this C5. Have a great day and get laid.