Massage Parlor Reports

Yes, there are several reasons. (1) As DMichaels, myself, and several others have mentioned, a frequent complaint is smelly guys. It's simply gross for them to deal with smelly ass. (2) Allows inspection of your junk for disease, etc. (3) Deterrent (limited) for LEO, and finally (4) time management. Often the MS does the TS to do the inspection and save time for the working girls. Bob.

[QUOTE=E6671;2944518]That is the excuse that the girls at AX use to get guys in the shower that try to avoid it for extra time. "Lets play. It will be fun". I will admit my first couple of time here I was temped to avoid the shower for a 30 minute session. However the girls never rushed me and after I realized I could go two rounds during the hour, I never do the 30 minute anymore.[/QUOTE]

I also think the TS is a fun tie to get to know the girl and whether she's going to be fun during the massage. She certainly knows your clean, and if she's open to fun, she's going to give your dick a d nice soaping and se how you respond too. At worst she gets to act like she made a mistake and didn't meant to soap your dick, if the person acts weird. But if you're hard, and into it and she keeps soaping you, then you know you're going to get what you want.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2944629]Yes, there are several reasons. (1) As DMichaels, myself, and several others have mentioned, a frequent complaint is smelly guys. It's simply gross for them to deal with smelly ass. (2) Allows inspection of your junk for disease, etc. (3) Deterrent (limited) for LEO, and finally (4) time management. Often the MS does the TS to do the inspection and save time for the working girls. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=E6671;2944518]That is the excuse that the girls at AX use to get guys in the shower that try to avoid it for extra time. "Lets play. It will be fun". I will admit my first couple of time here I was temped to avoid the shower for a 30 minute session. However the girls never rushed me and after I realized I could go two rounds during the hour, I never do the 30 minute anymore.[/QUOTE]30 Minute session Just wouldn't have got it done.

I remember fun in the shower wow those were the days. I was in Michigan a few years back. Stopped by a Thai Spa. She said Shower first.

I said sure. Not only a shower, loofah body wash. One pop in the shower, Then the massage, She was so short she could almost walk between my legs. And another pop during the massage, She was like a little Monkey on my back. Then back to the shower. She tried to get me to get another pop, I just couldn't get it done. (.

You actually gave your SOs phone number to the stripper? LOL. Thats hilarious. Lucky you had the good sense to catch your faux pas. Else, you ass might be under the fire.

[QUOTE=NiceChicaGaGuy;2944145]I try to avoid any kind of paper trail. I take out small, easily explainable amounts from the local ATMs instead of one or two large amounts that would stick out like a sore thumb. I stay off the tollway unless there is good reason (most of my places are nearby anyway, unless I decide, every once in a blue moon, to visit Stone Park). I'm retired and my SO works, so my afternoons are generally open. And I find that Club O, 390, and Fantasy are much more accommodating in the afternoon anyway. My biggest concern is that my burner phone will be found out, but, since we have old phones all over the place, I can hide it more or less in plain sight.

I remember once, at Jimmy's, giving one of the girls my number. Somehow, in my state of minor intoxication, I gave her my SOs number instead. I had to run back the next day and come up with some carp about it being my old number and here was the right number. Fortunately, it worked; it was three years ago and neither of us have the same number anyway.[/QUOTE]

Relax Spa.

North Ashland.

Chicago, IL.

Decided to use forum information. Decided to try Relax Spa on North Ashland.

I went there tired and stressed. I left there energized and HAPPY. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;2944879]30 Minute session Just wouldn't have got it done.

I remember fun in the shower wow those were the days. I was in Michigan a few years back. Stopped by a Thai Spa. She said Shower first.

I said sure. Not only a shower, loofah body wash. One pop in the shower, Then the massage, She was so short she could almost walk between my legs. And another pop during the massage, She was like a little Monkey on my back. Then back to the shower. She tried to get me to get another pop, I just couldn't get it done. (.[/QUOTE]Where in Michigan? Can you PM me the whereabouts of this Thai spa?

Have not been to unwind off of archer since there was the girl there who spoke Greek (maybe 2 years), and now I know why. I don't mind if a girl is not the best looking if the massage is good, but both were subpar. She tries to get me to skip the shower, umm, I've just been hanging drywall for 5 hours, it may be a good idea. Crappy plastic table in the shower area, maybe I should have listened to her. On to the massage, she keeps whispering something in my ear, I just say medium massage only please. She keeps on trying to grab and twist my nipples and is trying to get me to turn over. Finally I get up and say we are done, no tip, and keep your water. Only bonus, had Connie's afterwards and that never let's me down.

My last visit to Renew (just off 290) earlier this year was a bust, any new developments of at minimum HE's? Same for place on North Avenue, how are things there?

I don't want to come up short again, no time.

Here is my experiences so far in chicago.

Ruby spa on S archer. - Great service. The women are very attentive to you. I've never dreamt of FS but seems possible YMMV. I've had 3 dreams there. Twice with lucy and once with yoyo.

Lucy- Lucy gives a great massage. BBJ and CBJ is provided depending on what you like. Lots of play involved. HJ, DFK in between, breast play and ass play. Upon meeting her she wears jean shorts and a tank top but in Both dreams she changed into a silk lingerie. Great massage and great tongue techinque. Massage is $30-$60 and tip. During my first dream, tip was $120 2nd dream I was able to get it lowered to $80. If TS is provided one pop then another during massage.

Yoyo- Great lady. Super friendly. She didn't offer TS during my dream. Massage was above average but not great. She does a walking on your back technique, great at first then it just straight up hurts. CBJ was offered in the dream. Massage was $40 and tip was $100.

Both clean you up after the service and continues a massage for another 10-15 minutes. Then they get you water / green tea hug and kiss (on cheek). Both will walk you to the door to say bye. Lucy will slap your ass on the way out with a sexy laugh.

[QUOTE=AlexTk;2949086]Here is my experiences so far in chicago.

Ruby spa on S archer. - Great service. The women are very attentive to you. I've never dreamt of FS but seems possible YMMV. I've had 3 dreams there. Twice with lucy and once with yoyo.

Lucy- Lucy gives a great massage. BBJ and CBJ is provided depending on what you like. Lots of play involved. HJ, DFK in between, breast play and ass play. Upon meeting her she wears jean shorts and a tank top but in Both dreams she changed into a silk lingerie. Great massage and great tongue techinque. Massage is $30-$60 and tip. During my first dream, tip was $120 2nd dream I was able to get it lowered to $80. If TS is provided one pop then another during massage.

Yoyo- Great lady. Super friendly. She didn't offer TS during my dream. Massage was above average but not great. She does a walking on your back technique, great at first then it just straight up hurts. CBJ was offered in the dream. Massage was $40 and tip was $100.

Both clean you up after the service and continues a massage for another 10-15 minutes. Then they get you water / green tea hug and kiss (on cheek). Both will walk you to the door to say bye. Lucy will slap your ass on the way out with a sexy laugh.[/QUOTE]You're tipping is too high. Should be in and out with FS for less than $175. Usually the door fee plus $100.

[QUOTE=E6671;2944518]That is the excuse that the girls at AX use to get guys in the shower that try to avoid it for extra time. "Lets play. It will be fun". I will admit my first couple of time here I was temped to avoid the shower for a 30 minute session. However the girls never rushed me and after I realized I could go two rounds during the hour, I never do the 30 minute anymore.[/QUOTE]Who does this type of shower in the Chicago area?

[QUOTE=E6671;2943827]You make a great point. During a recent trip to AX Paula and I had a discussion about showering before a session. She explained that I as a customer want a great experience. Blow job, ball suckling etc. She explained that she as a provider will be able to deliver much more pleasure when she does not have to experience undesirable odors. If you think about it, it is really just common sense and etiquette.[/QUOTE]Where is AX? I've been searching the thread and google but can't find anything specific. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

[QUOTE=MWiggly2;2949234]Where is AX? I've been searching the thread and google but can't find anything specific. Feel free to PM me. Thanks![/QUOTE]Read the Asian Apartment Girl thread. AX is discussed a lot. They have 4 locations, Oak Brook, Ohare, Skokie and they recently added Schaumburg.

AX = Asian Xclusive.

[URL]http://asianxclusive.net/gallery.php?g=13[/URL]

[QUOTE=MWiggly2;2949228]Who does this type of shower in the Chicago area?[/QUOTE]Saw Vivian yesterday, Wow great table shower.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2945824]Where in Michigan? Can you PM me the whereabouts of this Thai spa?[/QUOTE]I stopped driving a 18 wheeler around 1998, But I would say Dearborn Mi. Ran a lot of secondary roads, Off of the interstate Hwy.

All hot fright for GM and Ford Motor.

I use to stop every time I got with in 30 Miles of it.

I've been wanting to toftt on a new not reviewed CT AMP but I decided to visit Moon in CT instead. Wanted a sure thing and my last visit to a new spot (Sunflower) was disappointing. I have not been to Moon in about 9-12 months and wanted to see if the talent has changed. It hasnt and I ended up with the same girl. The taller square face therapist. I never asked her name but if you visit you will know who she is. She is very giggly and accommodating but the massage was not that great. Left happy but for. 85 spent I did not feel I got my moneys worth. The talent at Rubys seem to be the best in the CT area. Maybe I will return to Moon a year later but I doubt it.

[QUOTE=WoodStreet;2950487]I've been wanting to toftt on a new not reviewed CT AMP but I decided to visit Moon in CT instead. Wanted a sure thing and my last visit to a new spot (Sunflower) was disappointing. I have not been to Moon in about 9-12 months and wanted to see if the talent has changed. It hasnt and I ended up with the same girl. The taller square face therapist. I never asked her name but if you visit you will know who she is. She is very giggly and accommodating but the massage was not that great. Left happy but for. 85 spent I did not feel I got my moneys worth. The talent at Rubys seem to be the best in the CT area. Maybe I will return to Moon a year later but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]I found my self in Chinatown with time on my hands to, I never tried a AMP in Chinatown cause only heard bad things, apt girls are good, but just wanted good really massage with standard ending, well I reach to a couple of you on here with no luck, so about to go, then I see this post, and give it a try, what the F this horrible three 50 year olds two 40 , wants hand 60 mouth100 69 150 FS 200 ! I got massage and left she bitching you chose me I make no money, table shower imagine the the basement in the movie Saw, I can't judge but honestly worse time I can remember, I guess that's what happens when always looking for something new, Ruby spa stay away.

For those who participate, there are two new spas. One is located in River Grove (Cumberland and Grand). It's a foot spa along with a full body massage. The other (Wellness Spa) has not opened yet. It is located in Oak Park on North Avenue just across from the US Bank parking lot. I haven't visited either, do not plan on visiting either but wanted to let my friends on this site know. If I still participated, I'd bet that standard is and will be available at both locations.

[QUOTE=WoodStreet;2950487]I've been wanting to toftt on a new not reviewed CT AMP but I decided to visit Moon in CT instead. Wanted a sure thing and my last visit to a new spot (Sunflower) was disappointing. I have not been to Moon in about 9-12 months and wanted to see if the talent has changed. It hasnt and I ended up with the same girl. The taller square face therapist. I never asked her name but if you visit you will know who she is. She is very giggly and accommodating but the massage was not that great. Left happy but for. 85 spent I did not feel I got my moneys worth. The talent at Rubys seem to be the best in the CT area. Maybe I will return to Moon a year later but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]Yeah I know who you are talking about. By no means pretty but not the worst looking. She has done a little more than standard in the past for me and has some nice fat nips. But I only go there in a pinch. Nothing special.

[QUOTE=AlexTk;2949086]Here is my experiences so far in chicago.

Ruby spa on S archer. - Great service. The women are very attentive to you. I've never dreamt of FS but seems possible YMMV. I've had 3 dreams there. Twice with lucy and once with yoyo.

Lucy- Lucy gives a great massage. BBJ and CBJ is provided depending on what you like. Lots of play involved. HJ, DFK in between, breast play and ass play. Upon meeting her she wears jean shorts and a tank top but in Both dreams she changed into a silk lingerie. Great massage and great tongue techinque. Massage is $30-$60 and tip. During my first dream, tip was $120 2nd dream I was able to get it lowered to $80. If TS is provided one pop then another during massage.

Yoyo- Great lady. Super friendly. She didn't offer TS during my dream. Massage was above average but not great. She does a walking on your back technique, great at first then it just straight up hurts. CBJ was offered in the dream. Massage was $40 and tip was $100.

Both clean you up after the service and continues a massage for another 10-15 minutes. Then they get you water / green tea hug and kiss (on cheek). Both will walk you to the door to say bye. Lucy will slap your ass on the way out with a sexy laugh.[/QUOTE]DFK may be tempting but why would you do that if she is giving a BBBJ? That means she has given it to many others.

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;2951780]DFK may be tempting but why would you do that if she is giving a BBBJ? That means she has given it to many others.[/QUOTE]I DFK the girls I see. I know they see other guys. Doesn't bother me in the least.

I want to plan a visit to one of the 4 Asian x locations. Would anyone recommend a certain model that they have experienced?

[QUOTE=Langley08;2951705]I found my self in Chinatown with time on my hands to, I never tried a AMP in Chinatown cause only heard bad things, apt girls are good, but just wanted good really massage with standard ending, well I reach to a couple of you on here with no luck, so about to go, then I see this post, and give it a try, what the F this horrible three 50 year olds two 40 , wants hand 60 mouth100 69 150 FS 200 ! I got massage and left she bitching you chose me I make no money, table shower imagine the the basement in the movie Saw, I can't judge but honestly worse time I can remember, I guess that's what happens when always looking for something new, Ruby spa stay away.[/QUOTE]The last time I was there was maybe about 5 months ago and went often before that. The lineup was usually younger and never saw a 50 yr old unless it was mamasan. They would sit around the front watching TV and would wear small skirts and low tops. Prices were never low but depending on the girl you can get them down if not just walk out. This place has been closed / opened / closed often. Not sure if legal issues or new owners. Each time the lineup has changed. Now that I hear its an old crowd I won't visit for a while. Some of the older guys here might not mind the older lineup if they have a decent menu.

[QUOTE=Cubbies13;2951809]I want to plan a visit to one of the 4 Asian x locations. Would anyone recommend a certain model that they have experienced?[/QUOTE]I've seen many of them, they're all good. Find one that looks like your type and enjoy.

So the other day I went to a legit place where I know the owner. Helping that day was another woman and the owner suggested I ask her for a massage. It a legit massage, but that's all I wanted. Just talked with the woman. Interesting life story, and that's why I'm posting. She's about 40 I guess. In China she was a lawyer. Here she works in a retail store and weekends in massage. She married an American guy and has been here 2 1/2 years. Speaks English well. Studies all the time. Very very smart person. Great conversation.

I know another woman, in China she was a doctor. Radiologist. Here, she co-owns a shop and is a Hospital Radiology tech. Equally smart. I've known teachers. Accountants. Buddhist disciples. College Students.

I guess I'm just saying there are some pretty interesting women out there. I always enjoy getting to know them. Always ask, and remember, their Chinese names and their hometown and background. In other words, meeting the person. Most of the time I converse in (caveman) Chinese. It's much more relaxing having a friendly conversation. When you are relaxed and she is relaxed, in a Zen sort of way, outcome is often pretty amazing. Bob.

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;2951780]DFK may be tempting but why would you do that if she is giving a BBBJ? That means she has given it to many others.[/QUOTE]If I am a vegetarian, would I hesitate to kiss a meat and potatoes woman? She better gargle to get out any meat particles. Then I will. :) Mouths have been to all sorts of places which I can not control

Perhaps you are talking about Franks and Beans? Bob.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2952259]If I am a vegetarian, would I hesitate to kiss a meat and potatoes woman? She better gargle to get out any meat particles. Then I will. :) Mouths have been to all sorts of places which I can not control[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2952248]

I guess I'm just saying there are some pretty interesting women out there. I always enjoy getting to know them. In other words, meeting the person. It's much more relaxing having a friendly conversation. When you are relaxed and she is relaxed, in a Zen sort of way, outcome is often pretty amazing. Bob.[/QUOTE]Bob I agree with you 1000 percent. These girls are just like any other non providing girl. My suburban ATF loves to talk. It's awesome. When we're done playing we just sit around and talk. Well she talks and I listen. We talked for over 30 minutes after our last meeting. Sometimes these girls just need someone to talk to.

Been looking on the threads for anything close to this so I thought I'd throw it out there to get some opinions. I told my GF how I used to go to AMP's; I love asian women in genteral, the great massage most provide but also I love the HE I can usually get. This turned her on bigtime. The idea of seeing me get a HE from an asian masseuse drives her crazy now. I don't have any interest in anything more (nor does she!) We're wondering if any of them would allow her to watch or if a couples massage (some seem to advertise this) is another option? We're not really that picky on location, we'd travel for this but we'd like to experience this!

Thanks!

[QUOTE=RonM;2952267]Bob I agree with you 1000 percent. These girls are just like any other non providing girl. My suburban ATF loves to talk. It's awesome. When we're done playing we just sit around and talk. Well she talks and I listen. We talked for over 30 minutes after our last meeting. Sometimes these girls just need someone to talk to.[/QUOTE]Been just hanging around for many years. Some time I just go by to BS.

Lot of the girls cook, Some even like pizza, Really hot wings too.

One of the girls a few years back, I'm sure a lot of you already know.

Who I'm talking about, Girl From Sennia's use to Coke a Cola Chicken.

How about It Confucius? Remember the good old days?

[QUOTE=Langley08;2951705]I found my self in Chinatown with time on my hands to, I never tried a AMP in Chinatown cause only heard bad things, apt girls are good, but just wanted good really massage with standard ending, well I reach to a couple of you on here with no luck, so about to go, then I see this post, and give it a try, what the F this horrible three 50 year olds two 40 , wants hand 60 mouth100 69 150 FS 200 ! I got massage and left she bitching you chose me I make no money, table shower imagine the the basement in the movie Saw, I can't judge but honestly worse time I can remember, I guess that's what happens when always looking for something new, Ruby spa stay away.[/QUOTE]I can't imagine why anyone would stay away from Ruby's Spa. Got two really great girls. There.

Been going here on and off since they opened. It's been hit or miss lately. There was a new girl I seen today. She is only here for today. She will be back maybe this weekend. It was a ok massage. But, total GFE after the Massage. To bad she won't be sticking around. Did get her digits, haha. I was there over an hour. We showered together. And then a hug and kiss goodnight. Best experience I had there since Mila.

Maybe they will get more girls like her coming in.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=RonM;2952267]Bob I agree with you 1000 percent. These girls are just like any other non providing girl. My suburban ATF loves to talk. It's awesome. When we're done playing we just sit around and talk. Well she talks and I listen. We talked for over 30 minutes after our last meeting. Sometimes these girls just need someone to talk to.[/QUOTE]Very interesting guys. I've got 3 different providers I ve known for about 2 years. I didn't know if anyone else was friends with them like I am. All of them have cooked for me and we've eaten in the back room where they have the little kitchens set up. I have also brought them food I've made and shared with them, candy, ice cream etc. I've taken them shopping down the street and are truly friends with them. It might be hard for some of you to imagine, seeing as what they do for a living but, these girls believe they are doing us men a special service (which they are) because they won't do anything more than a HJ. Sure you can feel them up, rub their ass, but moraly they won't go any farther, so I find it kind of funny it seems they don't think they are doing anything wrong. Sure I know you can get full service at places but alot of the Chinese AMPs won't. Yes some just want friends to feel secure as many are alone in the US. I keep going back to mine because they give great massages, usually extra long, and the HE ings are excellent.

[QUOTE=WhiteSox2005;2953728]Been going here on and off since they opened. It's been hit or miss lately. There was a new girl I seen today. She is only here for today. She will be back maybe this weekend. It was a ok massage. But, total GFE after the Massage. To bad she won't be sticking around. Did get her digits, haha. I was there over an hour. We showered together. And then a hug and kiss goodnight. Best experience I had there since Mila.

Maybe they will get more girls like her coming in.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]I'm a fan of lt, I was there a few weeks ago with the visiting Russian valery and she was nice. I have to keep an eye out for her return. I haven't checked out the current crop since my atf retired last year. But there are a few of the younger one I may check out. If I do I will report.

Was your gal the AA that is new? (I forget the name).

[QUOTE=DaddyOne23;2954040]I'm a fan of lt, I was there a few weeks ago with the visiting Russian valery and she was nice. I have to keep an eye out for her return. I haven't checked out the current crop since my atf retired last year. But there are a few of the younger one I may check out. If I do I will report.

Was your gal the AA that is new? (I forget the name).[/QUOTE]Yes. She was AA. She is a good one. She is only doing this for a short time. I hope they get more girls like her.

[QUOTE=DaddyOne23;2954040]I'm a fan of lt, I was there a few weeks ago with the visiting Russian valery and she was nice. I have to keep an eye out for her return. I haven't checked out the current crop since my atf retired last year. But there are a few of the younger one I may check out. If I do I will report.

Was your gal the AA that is new? (I forget the name).[/QUOTE]I wonder what happened to Mandy. I figured she wouldn't stick around. It was to easy on the first visit. Haha.

Hi long time reader lurker finally giving back into.

First visit end of April to green had visit no name masseuse but had the dental issue. I'm sure you guys know. Massage was good 7/10 and ending was standard no mention of tip In dreamed did standard rate. Looks 5. . 45 door.

Second visit last Friday got a very young masseuse with glasses not much to look at. No mention of tip again but had hard time with the scenery as it was not as nice as previous. I should of tried the Asians downtown that do a little bit more but when I called they were busy and didn't have time till late. Looks 4 service 7.

Have also visited Ny in loop not Asian but similar service and more enjoyable Along with other gal in same building. . 80 total.

Anybody have an idea on who does more than standard in area? Not looking full but at least French.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2951769]For those who participate, there are two new spas. One is located in River Grove (Cumberland and Grand). It's a foot spa along with a full body massage. The other (Wellness Spa) has not opened yet. It is located in Oak Park on North Avenue just across from the US Bank parking lot. I haven't visited either, do not plan on visiting either but wanted to let my friends on this site know. If I still participated, I'd bet that standard is and will be available at both locations.[/QUOTE]No dice on river one. Also not ideal as LEO is across the street and always lurking by. If anything happens maybe repeat visits. I don't strike out so it wasn't an issue of trying. FYI LEO eats there quite a bit so they might be legit.

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;2954088]Hi long time reader lurker finally giving back into.

First visit end of April to green had visit no name masseuse but had the dental issue. I'm sure you guys know. Massage was good 7/10 and ending was standard no mention of tip In dreamed did standard rate. Looks 5. . 45 door.

Second visit last Friday got a very young masseuse with glasses not much to look at. No mention of tip again but had hard time with the scenery as it was not as nice as previous. I should of tried the Asians downtown that do a little bit more but when I called they were busy and didn't have time till late. Looks 4 service 7.

Have also visited Ny in loop not Asian but similar service and more enjoyable Along with other gal in same building. . 80 total.

Anybody have an idea on who does more than standard in area? Not looking full but at least French.[/QUOTE]Which one of the Green Spa's are you referring to? SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;2951780]DFK may be tempting but why would you do that if she is giving a BBBJ? That means she has given it to many others.[/QUOTE]Sure you may have a point but all girls regardless if they are providers or not. They can can be gfs, or wives, or what not. They all have done it at some point in their life, (DFK+BBBJ) so who are we to penalize them for that.