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It's the girl in the pics. Nice hotel by Cascade Meijer. Everything covered. No kissing. I did a hhr so it was somewhat rushed. Hhrs usually are. I don't like to give a play by play on everything but when we got started I asked her to turn over and I had my hand on her side. She gave me a rude I can turn myself over. I was kind of shocked. It was a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment. She's clean and attractive but it was somewhat rushed and mechanical. Hhr was 150. Probably will not repeat.

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[QUOTE=JoeHolland;4526370]I totally agree, I was however disappointed that she didn't allow any kissing.[/QUOTE]I am please to hear kissing is now on the menu. Looking forward to a visit.

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;4527514]I've been thinking of starting a Newbie thread, specifically geared to answer all the typical questions: How to do your own research, how to identify fakes, etiquette of posts vs questions, the TOFTT guide, how to attach pics, etc. It would help clear up the clutter and redundant conversations that occur in this thread. I would have benefited from it.

Hmm, I think I just talked myself into doing that. Now to find the time.[/QUOTE]Scroll down to the blog section, You'll find the thread you want.

Now we have to train everyone to use it LOL.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?31318-Anyone-seen-this-girl[/URL]

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;4527485]I certainly agree with Benz, and also agree that this guy was over the top, but if we chastise newbies to RTFF, there needs to be something there for them to read. (Comments made in the interest of cordial debate![/QUOTE]Newbies have been a topic more than once here. We were all newbies at one time. Before I joined, I was a lurker in training. I studied the board to get my info and was successful at improving my monger skills, thanks to the members of this board and my mentor The NoNonsenseLady (currently in California, Miss her a lot). I think what's missing now is the lurker joins before he learned anything and is looking for the short cuts.

A2 got involved in one of our newbie discussions a long time ago. Bottom line, we all need them for this site to continue growing. If we're rude they might go away and we don't want that. We need to coach and train them (that's why I wrote the 12 step program for TOFTT). There is a lot of useful info getting posted everyday, for lurkers and all members too.

One thing that most haven't learned including many seniors is the TGTBT rule. The ask from newbies is often similar to senior mongers. Wow who has info on this hot chick (with fake pics) This thread is flooded with those requests. I think I heard it from my parents and teachers, if it looks too good to be true It probably is. There is also the KISS rule. Keep It Simple Stupid.

This isn't Rocket Science. The real difference from what we learned in school was we were thinking logically with our big head. The fake pics have us thinking with our little head and turns all blood flow off to the Brain. That's why we should all jerk off just before opening STG or other sites so our blood flow is headed in the right direction while making contact decisions or posting questions on USA.

We should all be using the Blog thread (anyone seen this girl) and Apply the KISS and TGTBT rules.

Just trying to help. Benz1.

[QUOTE=DeafMute;4480271]Had the opportunity to meet Hunter last week thanks to Munchies assistance. Expected a middle class / middle age house wife and got a young swinger. Lots of fun and definitely not a clock watcher. Look forward to our paths crossing again sometime.[/QUOTE]I agree totally and will repeat.

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[QUOTE=JakeyBakeySmit;4527153]Did you give her all the information she requests to set up a meeting? I understand the want to vet clients but she asks for quite a bit of it for my taste.[/QUOTE]Just recently she told me that if I made the deposit she requests that was good enough. No other info was needed.

I had a date with Brooke B this evening. I texted her at 10:30 and didn't hear back from her until 4:00. I was still available and interested, so I drove up from Battle Creek. She was staying at a no-tell off of 28th Street. I found her to be attractive and pleasant, especially for a provider at that price point. Now that I think of it, this may be the least amount ($1. 4) that I've paid for a 1 hr date. She was eager to get started, and enthusiastic, maybe a bit over the top. I think her pictures are accurate. We started with BBBJ, moved through CG, RCG, K9 and mish. I paid for an hour, and she was rushing me out of the door at about 35 minutes or so. She wanted me to drive her to Walgreen's to buy cigs, but realized her girlfriend had the room key. I might repeat, with the understanding that I get the full hour. I'm old, and I like to cuddle.

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I created a user blog / thread with a handful of posts that would be helpful for new member or even senior members:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?31718-New-Member-Guide[/URL]

We should answer new member questions there.

My suggestion is to keep that thread to advice or "how to" so it's a clean resource of helpful topics. I also will make a plug to use the Anyone Seen This Girl blog. I felt that deserves it's own thread and we should encourage members to post questions / reviews in the correct thread. I'm probably just as guilty as anyone.

[QUOTE=Ranger88;4527684]That would be greatly appreciated. I've been lurking for awhile, trying to find the courage to participate in the hobby. Quietly reading and learning. Thanks to all the senior members for the info you share.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benz1;4527952]Scroll down to the blog section, You'll find the thread you want.

Now we have to train everyone to use it LOL.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?31318-Anyone-seen-this-girl[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benz1;4527981]We need to coach and train them (that's why I wrote the 12 step program for TOFTT). There is a lot of useful info getting posted everyday, for lurkers and all members too.

One thing that most haven't learned including many seniors is the TGTBT rule. The ask from newbies is often similar to senior mongers. Wow who has info on this hot chick (with fake pics) This thread is flooded with those requests. I think I heard it from my parents and teachers, if it looks too good to be true It probably is. There is also the KISS rule. Keep It Simple Stupid.

This isn't Rocket Science. The real difference from what we learned in school was we were thinking logically with our big head. The fake pics have us thinking with our little head and turns all blood flow off to the Brain. That's why we should all jerk off just before opening STG or other sites so our blood flow is headed in the right direction while making contact decisions or posting questions on USA.

We should all be using the Blog thread (anyone seen this girl) and Apply the KISS and TGTBT rules.

Just trying to help. Benz1.[/QUOTE]

Had something set up with Frankie the Montague girl the night before our meeting, the next day a few hours before asked if we were still on and she replied with a yes, so I get to her Montague motel, park next door and just scoped the place out. Texted her told her I was the and got nothing but crickets, waited 15 minutes and bolted.

Although she is a distance from most of you guys I figured I would share my experience or lack of with the group so you can make damn sure she's on board before you take off.

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I've been considering picking up the hobby. Been lurking for awhile, learning from all who share. I felt comfortable enough to set something up with a provider that I could find reviews on. Messaged back and forth with Stormy, but didn't work out. By then, the motor was running so I reached out to Olivia. Easy set up. Asked for hh. 1. 2 Was at a house in Grandville / Wyoming. Was probably a mistake to mention how new I was at this, because it was very rushed. I don't think I was there 15 minutes. BBBJ, covered mish and k9. She is cute enough, very petite. I think I prefer someone with a few more years on the odometer.

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Can someone PM me the contact information for Hunter? I'd really like to see her on my next visit to GR.

[QUOTE=Homes1;4528559]Can someone PM me the contact information for Hunter? I'd really like to see her on my next visit to GR.[/QUOTE]Directly from her ad:

"Appts can be scheduled on USSG by messaging MISSHUNTER or you can get a password and digits from Munchie51".

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[QUOTE=Rome123;4520588]Thanks Katie.[/QUOTE]Now that was funny!

[QUOTE=Ranger88;4528486]I've been considering picking up the hobby. Been lurking for awhile, learning from all who share. I felt comfortable enough to set something up with a provider that I could find reviews on. Messaged back and forth with Stormy, but didn't work out. By then, the motor was running so I reached out to Olivia. Easy set up. Asked for hh. 1. 2 Was at a house in Grandville / Wyoming. Was probably a mistake to mention how new I was at this, because it was very rushed. I don't think I was there 15 minutes. BBBJ, covered mish and k9. She is cute enough, very petite. I think I prefer someone with a few more years on the odometer.

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Any info on this one? Had my eye on for a while. Perfect body it appears!