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[QUOTE=RollinStone787;4664250]Good day, gentlemen. This one won't be too informative, I'm sure somebody learned better about her way before now. Still going to share. It was that miserable. For those of you that haven't had the displeasure, meet Raven.



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Yes, it says BC, met her here in Kzoo. I normally ask that I be DM'ed for deets. This case, though, is bad to the point that I want everyone to know.

I was out here a few yrs ago for a visit, felt like going on a date. For all the women that I reached out to, she was the only one that responded. So we put it together and I went to meet her. Never, in all the time that I've been dealing with providers, did I meet someone with such a terrible attitude.

She made me wait for a completely unreasonable amount of time. When I texted her that I was going to head out, she texted me a temper tantrum that she was literally right then about to invite me in. Sure.

So I go in, she's not inviting or welcoming at all. It was like dealing with a guy behind a counter on OT (overtime). I get it, this is business. Part of that business, however, should be at least a little bit of niceness. Nope. Not this one. Nicest she got was when she tried selling me pot.

Now let me tell you about her body. Pics are accurate. She's not thin, she's not fat. I don't think thick would describe her, either. Tall, though. Almost my height. She doesn't have much going on for her at all, really. Again, she wasn't so much fat, but between the stomach and the tits, the stomach was definitely winning the race. Her legs were alright, but the ass was, well, disappointing to any ass man like myself. Flexible, though. Only good thing I can say. She let me grab her by the ankles and stretch her out however I liked. When it got to be too much, though, indignant bitching. You know, as opposed to something simple like, "Too much. ".

And on that, this will be short and sweet, the act itself. Started with CBJ (which I'm fine with), and then moved to alternating between missionary (me on top) and doggy as I got more and more bored with her. This is literally all she would allow me to do.

Won't lie, the job got done, but she isn't worth the price she laid out, and that attitude was the biggest turn off.

I'm putting this put there firstly because we need to be reminded of past mistakes to prevent future ones. Secondly because she still surfaces on occasion. Last time I saw her put herself out there was on the GR stg. This was about a month ago. Watch for this one, gents.

Safe winds and happy hunting.

Stone.[/QUOTE]Wow! I see what you mean. I will stay away. Thanks for the education for sure.

As always, stay safe and smart fellas!

DM me for deets one day. I give good reviews just as concisely as I give bad ones.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4664535]Thanks so much both Slick & RollingStone, for the acronym / abbreviation info.

Yes RS, as you said in your PM to me, most here are older guys.

I'm a hip older guy, but nevertheless, an old fart.

So, this 1 wasn't even a brain gas moment.

Would not have gotten that 1.

Appreciate it, you young studs.

Remember, us older guys = better mentors.

Be Safe & TA (thanks again- LOL).

JJ.[/QUOTE]Anytime JJ. I still don't know what TOFOTT or whatever everyone uses in just about every single post yet. LOL. Help a fella out please and thanks.

[QUOTE=Slick350;4665075]Anytime JJ. I still don't know what TOFOTT or whatever everyone uses in just about every single post yet. LOL. Help a fella out please and thanks.[/QUOTE]Lmao!! Take One For The Team!

This like many others have been very positive reviews for Shelby. However, her ad states weight at 260 lbs. The pictures don't match that weight. Are the pictures accurate?

[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;4544780]Saw her tonight above average BBBJ. Not a clock watcher will definitely see again.

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I'm from GR, these disparaging ads on STG are common. Who knows the reason but now the poster is claiming she's got HIV. So what is it? Is she a hot undercover cop, an escort with HIV, or both? I doubt she's real regardless.

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[QUOTE=Slick350;4661795][URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/stay-away-she-is-an-undercover/588980568298[/URL]

Not sure if anyone has seen this in GR yet or not, but I figured that I'd copy and post. Someone posted it in GR today. Idk how true it is, but to each there own.

As always, stay safe and smart fellas![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JkZooo;4664840]Longtime member first time posting. Posting because this is the worst experience I have ever had.

Tried for over an hour to make an appointment with this provider. Communication was very sketchy. I arrived and it is apparent she uses a lot of filters in her photos. Looks a little worse for wear in person. Her kids were there even though she said she was taking them to a neighbor during the broken communication. Kid was almost in the same room during. I couldn't even do it. She didn't get in to it at all. Spent about 5 minutes and just left. Paid for qv + Greek. Greek never happened. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

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[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;4665482]This like many others have been very positive reviews for Shelby. However, her ad states weight at 260 lbs. The pictures don't match that weight. Are the pictures accurate?[/QUOTE]I have seen her many times and the pics are accurate. Just like every girl in the hobby she knows how to use angles that are the most flattering.

[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;4665482]This like many others have been very positive reviews for Shelby. However, her ad states weight at 260 lbs. The pictures don't match that weight. Are the pictures accurate?[/QUOTE]Yes I would say she is a bbw really thick all over. Thick legs but her stomach is not that big for her size.

[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;4666256]Yes I would say she is a bbw really thick all over. Thick legs but her stomach is not that big for her size.[/QUOTE]I'd say the pics are pretty accurate, maybe has added just a bit more weight but like Filmore said not so much in her belly. She's a very cute bbw IMO. Saw Shelby a few days ago for her VDay Special $140 for hr. Communication was great and she had a sexy schoolgirl outfit on. Enjoyed DFK, amazing BBBJ and DT, mish, and FIV which she was very responsive to. Finished with BBBJCIMWS and some great cuddling and conversation afterwards. Will repeat next time she's in town. She travels to GR and Iowa it seems. Treat her right guys and she will be back to the Zoo.

[QUOTE=BitchesBeCrazy;4303229]Candi was the first worker I ever met with anf she made my first experience amazing! I have seen many since but ALWAYS COME BACK! I don't see her robbing anyone for a cigarette let alone money and she doesn't have a fake bone in her body this is obviously someone trying to take her down for personal gain and I highly recommend Candi to anyone. This is the only review I've ever given so I hope people listen?[/QUOTE]Hell I don't got that many posts but triple or more what you got, I wouldn't believe me if I was you, ha too funny 9 pages of bad reviews, you have 7 posts and state I won't post no more, but supposed to believe you? Sorry.

[QUOTE=ChasinTail;4666295]Hell I don't got that many posts but triple or more what you got, I wouldn't believe me if I was you, ha too funny 9 pages of bad reviews, you have 7 posts and state I won't post no more, but supposed to believe you? Sorry.[/QUOTE]Just for the record you know the dude hasn't posted in 8 months right?

[QUOTE=BobUp;4667511]Just for the record you know the dude hasn't posted in 8 months right?[/QUOTE]While logged in, click on the poster's user name then select view all forum posts. I recommend doing that for any report you are interested in. Especially overly critical or glowing reports. It gives you context of what the monger likes / dislikes so you can avoid monger bias. It also shows you how frequently and what forums they typical report in. Occasionally it helps identify suspect or fake reports.

Hello all, sorry for the late follow up. I did not end up seeing her as she overslept? By the time she got back to me, I ended up having an appointment set up with another provider. Anyway, this last weekend I saw Angie in Kalamazoo, check a few reports back or a few pages back on the Kalamazoo forum for more deets. She was very accommodating to what I wanted, easy to find and decent price. Although she is older than her posts advertise, she still looks fairly good. She would did everything bb except for FS which was covered. She didn't seem crazy like some post suggest, although I've only seen her once. Will repeat. Feel free to DM for deets.

[QUOTE=JkZooo;4664840]Longtime member first time posting. Posting because this is the worst experience I have ever had.

Tried for over an hour to make an appointment with this provider. Communication was very sketchy. I arrived and it is apparent she uses a lot of filters in her photos. Looks a little worse for wear in person. Her kids were there even though she said she was taking them to a neighbor during the broken communication. Kid was almost in the same room during. I couldn't even do it. She didn't get in to it at all. Spent about 5 minutes and just left. Paid for qv + Greek. Greek never happened. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/itty-bitty-n-da-269-new-number/657490023036[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm looking for submissive providers so I contacted her because her ad says she's into BDSM. Really wouldn't have cared what she looked like but never got a response.

This provider appeared a couple of weeks ago. I decided to TOFTT, and setup a car date. Met her at a gas station on Sprinkle. She wanted to get a room at the Kalamazoo Inn. I told her I was just looking for a quick car date. I drove to a park not far from there. She performed a lackluster BBBJ, but it got the job done for 60. As I was driving her back, she said "it's lucky for you that you are good looking" I said thank you, why is it lucky? She said if ugly or overweight guys try and see her she gets the cash then runs.

I told her that was very uncool. She said you don't have to worry.

Just a heads up to everyone the BJ definitely was not worth it. Take your chances, but understand it's a 50/50 if she will rob you or not. I definitely won't repeat and support trash that does that.

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[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4671079]This provider appeared a couple of weeks ago. I decided to TOFTT, and setup a car date. Met her at a gas station on Sprinkle. She wanted to get a room at the Kalamazoo Inn. I told her I was just looking for a quick car date. I drove to a park not far from there. She performed a lackluster BBBJ, but it got the job done for 60. As I was driving her back, she said "it's lucky for you that you are good looking" I said thank you, why is it lucky? She said if ugly or overweight guys try and see her she gets the cash then runs.

I told her that was very uncool. She said you don't have to worry.

Just a heads up to everyone the BJ definitely was not worth it. Take your chances, but understand it's a 50/50 if she will rob you or not. I definitely won't repeat and support trash that does that.

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/yummy/980317910668[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm ugly AND overweight so thanks for letting me know! LOL.

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Contacted her and set something up for tomorrow afternoon. Couldn't find anything here or in the South Bend section.

Thanks in advance for any information.

[QUOTE=BCramrod;4672079]I'm ugly AND overweight so thanks for letting me know! LOL.[/QUOTE]I am not overweight, but I don't think I'm a prize either. I told her that she was being stupid and a lot of mongers would treat her better than a BF would. She is just chasing the dragon, so I suspect when her stash gets low, everyone is good looking.

Saw her for incall at her apartment late night for hour special for a Franklin. It was CBJ only, as it was that time of the month. It was my bad, I didn't read her add close enough, although it still was pretty good. Lots of suction! She had a cool attitude and is pretty kinky too if you're into that. Because of the mix up, she let me stay a bit to recover and then try for round 2. Ended up with a handy, CBJ wasn't working for me after first shot, LOL. Good attitude, pics are probably a bit older and add 20 pounds, but she's still pretty hot. Might repeat for FS, but not for CBJ. Stay safe!

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I've searched the forum and decided to give her a try after seeing positive reviews. I was planning on visiting Angie again but since she is in town for the weekend and Angie plans on being around for a while, I decided to give her a shot. I'll post a review after this weekend.

Anybody got anything on this one?

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Chatted her up, things seemed to be going well, then the deposit proposal. I passed, of course. Says she's not a scammer, has great reviews. I haven't seen any here, and I went way back in my research. I still won't go near her, I'm just curious at this point. Normally the scammers go away when they realize that nobody's taking the bait. This one hasn't left yet. So, anything?

[QUOTE=BCramrod;4672141][URL]https://southwest-michigan.skipthegames.com/domination-and-fetish/exotic/tomuchfunforyou/019743861143[/URL]

Contacted her and set something up for tomorrow afternoon. Couldn't find anything here or in the South Bend section.

Thanks in advance for any information.[/QUOTE]Had a 2 hour appointment set for Friday. Texted her checking to see if we were still on and I'm still waiting for a response.

[QUOTE=BCramrod;4675163]Had a 2 hour appointment set for Friday. Texted her checking to see if we were still on and I'm still waiting for a response.[/QUOTE]Usually I wait 30 minutes and move onto the next!

[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;4672759]Saw her for incall at her apartment late night for hour special for a Franklin. It was CBJ only, as it was that time of the month. It was my bad, I didn't read her add close enough, although it still was pretty good. Lots of suction! She had a cool attitude and is pretty kinky too if you're into that. Because of the mix up, she let me stay a bit to recover and then try for round 2. Ended up with a handy, CBJ wasn't working for me after first shot, LOL. Good attitude, pics are probably a bit older and add 20 pounds, but she's still pretty hot. Might repeat for FS, but not for CBJ. Stay safe!

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/chocolate-freak/965181555708[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her awhile ago too, just about the same experience but I took a trip to Greece.

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I ended up seeing Angie again this weekend, as Alyssa's phone went straight to voicemail when I called to confirm our appointment. I figured her service was cut off, which she later called and apologized for. I told I understood and try at a later time. This lead me to setting up a time with Angie, which she was affectionate and a good rider. I did get to experience some of her stories this time LOL. Overall not a bad date if you can handle her. She's still looking for regs and offered me a discount on future visits, although YMMV on that. Have fun and stay safe.

Snuck in a lunchtime quickie with Angie today. We negotiated 100 for half. I ended up there about an hour, as she was regailing me with her stories. Figured the best way to fix that was to put something in her mouth. Decent girl, good ride. She is looking for regulars so she doesn't have to post as much.

[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;4672759]Saw her for incall at her apartment late night for hour special for a Franklin. It was CBJ only, as it was that time of the month. It was my bad, I didn't read her add close enough, although it still was pretty good. Lots of suction! She had a cool attitude and is pretty kinky too if you're into that. Because of the mix up, she let me stay a bit to recover and then try for round 2. Ended up with a handy, CBJ wasn't working for me after first shot, LOL. Good attitude, pics are probably a bit older and add 20 pounds, but she's still pretty hot. Might repeat for FS, but not for CBJ. Stay safe!

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/chocolate-freak/965181555708[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried to connect with this one: [URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/im-back-to-make-all-your-pleas/189489763619[/URL] yesterday but she wouldn't participate in any verification so I figured either set up or bait and switch.

Wound up remembering this review so gave Briana a shot. Nice girl. Being a hairy dude I wasn't crazy about the baby oil but had a good time. And she gave a nice strong massage before the main event.

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Any info on this one would be appreciated. Did a lengthy search and found nothing. Thanks guys be safe.

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Any intel on this one? Looks TGTBT. No reviews I could find with a quick search, has local number and can't find her pics anywhere else so I'm cautiously optimistic.

[QUOTE=Beest27;4681556][URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/let-me-melt-your-stress-away/603454525168[/URL]

Any intel on this one? Looks TGTBT. No reviews I could find with a quick search, has local number and can't find her pics anywhere else so I'm cautiously optimistic.[/QUOTE]Offers CIP and BB and admits to partying. The perfect storm. Otherwise, I would agree. Very tempting.

[QUOTE=Alphadog8;4681544][URL]http://southwest-michigan.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/other/nasty-girl-come-and-get-me-guy/926910432077[/URL]

Any info on this one would be appreciated. Did a lengthy search and found nothing. Thanks guys be safe.[/QUOTE]I called and talked to her yesterday sounded like I woke her up did not pull the plug because I was also wondering about her. She hasn't posted today yet. I might give her a shot today I will reply if I do.

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I setup a time to meet with Amberlynn. She started at $150 for half. I pulled the old "that's more than I have, I'll call you back after payday". She responded with how much do you have. I told her 100. She said that's one shot in a half. OK. She was at a hotel on Portage near the airport. She sent me the room number and I had her come down to let me in the side entrance. It is the girl in the pictures, but she looked super strung out, no makeup, hair was a mess, and she was wearing ratty old sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt. I was already there so I figured why not. She was fine with me holding the money until we were done.

Because she looked so strung out, I looked for track marks and looked around the room and I didn't see any evidence of use. She started out with an OK BBBJ, and then covered FS. Several positions. She was riding me RCG when I finished, but she said keep going, then about 5 minutes later she came, and a couple of minutes later I did again. She got a wash rag and cleaned me up, and then wanted me to pay her and get out.

Pros: Good Communication, really nice ass, flat stomach, and a pretty wild ride.

Cons: no makeup, looked really strung out, lack of a personality, all business.

I would see her again for 100-125, don't think I would pay her asking price. If you are just looking for a quickie with a fairly attractive girl, she is a good option. If you are looking for a friendly, personable provider, you should probably skip her.

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Any info on this one? She has been posting for a couple of years, but I don't believe I have ever seen a review.

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;4682143]Offers CIP and BB and admits to partying. The perfect storm. Otherwise, I would agree. Very tempting.[/QUOTE]Please check my review of her in the SW section.

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Has anyone had a dream with this individual? How was it?

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4683336]Please check my review of her in the SW section.[/QUOTE][URL]http://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/flash-birthday-sale/664909379775[/URL]

Saw The HCS for the first time last week for a SS at her private incall in Kalamazoo for $80. Took the advice of JJ and others and let me add my name to the list of Seniors who now recommend. HCS provided great communication, no drama, and all services delivered with enthusiasm. She is not a clock watcher and YMMV but she seemed to enjoy our time as much as I did. It's true, she will suck the soul out of you! (In a good way of course) LOL. Great conversation afterwards and a hug and kiss. Will repeat for sure. Stay safe!

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[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;4687238]Saw The HCS for the first time last week for a SS at her private incall in Kalamazoo for $80. Took the advice of JJ and others and let me add my name to the list of Seniors who now recommend. HCS provided great communication, no drama, and all services delivered with enthusiasm. She is not a clock watcher and YMMV but she seemed to enjoy our time as much as I did. It's true, she will suck the soul out of you! (In a good way of course) LOL. Great conversation afterwards and a hug and kiss. Will repeat for sure. Stay safe!

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/happy-cocksucker/766692092965[/URL][/QUOTE]HughJC,

Happy you took the HCS plunge.

No doubt she's a pro, nice, safe, careful & expertly talented.

She's a great gal.

If you like BBWs then she's is totally that too!

If you normally don't, but love great head, the fact that she's big, will prob not even be a factor.

It's never been for me anyway.

I will continue to see her regularly.

Doubt it, but always poss that YMMV.

Be Safe, JJ.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4688538]HughJC,

Happy you took the HCS plunge.

No doubt she's a pro, nice, safe, careful & expertly talented.

She's a great gal.

If you like BBWs then she's is totally that too!

If you normally don't, but love great head, the fact that she's big, will prob not even be a factor.

It's never been for me anyway.

I will continue to see her regularly.

Doubt it, but always poss that YMMV.

Be Safe, JJ.[/QUOTE]JJ is right! She is great! Hopefully I'll be able to see her soon. Definitely my go to in Kalamazoo!

Stay safe. Irish.