Ok, I've had it with the Foot place. Don't know why I've given it as many chances as I have. I'll never understand why someone would play with your asshole, but refuse to touch your dick. Explain that one to me.
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Ok, I've had it with the Foot place. Don't know why I've given it as many chances as I have. I'll never understand why someone would play with your asshole, but refuse to touch your dick. Explain that one to me.
[QUOTE=Bully;1859001]Obviously, they weren't too bright. Putting in print what illegal acts you'll do for money won't keep you under the radar in Hoover.[/QUOTE]I've been twice already in the past few months. The girl that goes by the name Kiki is a real sweet heart and so beautiful.
[QUOTE=Bully;1860844]Ok, I've had it with the Foot place. Don't know why I've given it as many chances as I have. I'll never understand why someone would play with your asshole, but refuse to touch your dick. Explain that one to me.[/QUOTE]Who's this your talking about?
[QUOTE=LoveToLickButt;1860951]I've been twice already in the past few months. The girl that goes by the name Kiki is a real sweet heart and so beautiful.[/QUOTE]Is that the young one?
I spoke to Bubbles today. She is leaving Birmingham. Damn!
[QUOTE=Bully;1861748]Is that the young one?[/QUOTE]Ya, but the photo is misleading. She looks young in that picture.
[QUOTE=LoveToLickButt;1863207]Ya, but the photo is misleading. She looks young in that picture.[/QUOTE]Was the massage and ending decent?
[QUOTE=Keilwerth;1867618]Was the massage and ending decent?[/QUOTE]Kiki is Sweet and give okay rub. HJ was very mechanical.
The older blonde does much better job with rub and tug but she's not the best to look at.
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1869574]Kiki is Sweet and give okay rub. HJ was very mechanical.
The older blonde does much better job with rub and tug but she's not the best to look at.[/QUOTE]Saw her, and the rub is horrible. You can just tell someone who has no idea what they're doing. Rubbing back and forth in the same place over and over for 5 minutes. The tug was just so-so. I'll stick with my regular. I'm tired of experimenting with girls that never work out.
I found Layla, the sexy black girl that use to give body rubs.
Pm me and I tell you how to find her
I found this AMP Acuwell by Publix in Hoover (across where papa Joes use be)
48 for hour 2 Asians working both in 40s. Great deep pressure back massage, barley touched ass and legs (did with towel over ass and legs) filpped over and she massaged face and did leg with towel in place (teasing / touching cock through towel)
Just wanted to give heads if inquiring minds wanted to know.
Oh and another place with false walls and curtian doors.
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1875482]I found this AMP Acuwell by Publix in Hoover (across where papa Joes use be)
48 for hour 2 Asians working both in 40s. Great deep pressure back massage, barley touched ass and legs (did with towel over ass and legs) filpped over and she massaged face and did leg with towel in place (teasing / touching cock through towel)
Just wanted to give heads if inquiring minds wanted to know.
Oh and another place with false walls and curtian doors.[/QUOTE]Just curious if you tried to remove towel and if so did she put it back?
Does it have that "self serve" look and feel like Panda?
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1876604]Just curious if you tried to remove towel and if so did she put it back?
Does it have that "self serve" look and feel like Panda?[/QUOTE]I laid down without towel but she covered up. Don't think there any extras. It was good back massage but the rest was crap
This girl is advertising more often lately!
Sounds interesting if what she says is actual!
Anyone been to see her? If so, can you give us some information and / or PM me details.
Tug
[QUOTE=RubnTugn; 1877434]This girl is advertising more often lately!
Sounds interesting if what she says is actual!
Anyone been to see her? If so, can you give us some information and / or PM me details.
Tug[/QUOTE]She texted me last night, I guess she was responding back from a text I sent weeks ago. I didn't respond back because I wouldn't be able to set appointment this week. She does have my curiosity up though.
[QUOTE=RubnTugn; 1877434]This girl is advertising more often lately!
Sounds interesting if what she says is actual!
Anyone been to see her? If so, can you give us some information and / or PM me details.
Tug[/QUOTE]Be careful. I've seen that ad in multiple cities. It could be a scam.
LexLuther
Had a horrible experience at VIP spa. Went just after lunch this past week. The girl took the money up front and asked what I wanted. I told her a massage and a tug, she quoted. 80 over the house fee. Massage was horrible. I told her I had some shoulder and neck tension from driving and she said "no do neck" She rubbed around for about 10 minutes then told me to go to the shower. She barely bathed me and kept splashing water in my ears then used soap to start the tug and after about 2 minutes complained that her hand was hurting and I should hurry up. She went on for maybe 2 more minutes then grabbed my hand and put it down there and complaned her hand was too tired. Rubbed the berries and teased the brown eye till I finished myself, then swept me back to the room and rushed me to get dressed. Overall the worst AMP experience I've ever had. I usually like to go to relax and be pampered as well as get off, but for this I'd much rather just hit up a backpage girl.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/prostate-therapy-and-esalen-inspired-professional-bodywork-919-980-8165/6008443[/URL]
Anybody know anything about this massage?
I've been wondering about the esalen and also this one that advertises outcall massages. [URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asianfriendly-hotel-call-massage-404-918-5888-metro-birmingham/8935358[/URL].
I've been a bit nervous about it all since the VIP busts and haven't visited VIP in a years. Any recent experiences since September? I've only had one rather lackluster experience and haven't been back.
Anyone tried the new Lotus Massage on Valleydale near 280? Not sure if it is Chinese, Korean, etc.
Hit up VIP a week or so ago. Had a much better time than the last few times. It was no Bali by any stretch but had a great shower and a decent massage. I forget the girl's name but she was friendly and very enthusiastic and more of a spinner type than VIP usually has. Older but a very nice body. Not rushed at all and a great menu included.
Haven't heard of the Lotus place. Probably just another Chinese place. They seem to be popping up all over these days.
[QUOTE=Bully;1917148]Anyone tried the new Lotus Massage on Valleydale near 280? Not sure if it is Chinese, Korean, etc.[/QUOTE]I went last week and just a massage and that's it.
Actually just happened to stop by there the other day and had some time to kill, and luckily she was able to take me then. As far as I can tell it's all on the level. Not even a hint of anything shady. Plus in that area it's not going to be. Sorta reminds me a little of Houliang, maybe a little more upscale, but the massage is not as good. I'll keep going to Foot or the other place if I need a good massage.
[QUOTE=Bully;1917148]Anyone tried the new Lotus Massage on Valleydale near 280? Not sure if it is Chinese, Korean, etc.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1917443]Actually just happened to stop by there the other day and had some time to kill, and luckily she was able to take me then. As far as I can tell it's all on the level. Not even a hint of anything shady. Plus in that area it's not going to be. Sorta reminds me a little of Houliang, maybe a little more upscale, but the massage is not as good. I'll keep going to Foot or the other place if I need a good massage.[/QUOTE]At least at foot with Fiona you get a teaser and decent ts. Panda you get a tease with no ts available. This new place didn't even have a ts.
What has happened with all the good AMPs with good massage and HE? Guess they all are tired of getting busted.
Check her out. For .60, she gave a decent massage (not deep as I like) but finished me off with skilled HJ. I did go up shirt and played with the small perkys! She has a great attitude and looks better than her pics. She's short and petite and has great body! Little hard to make appt because of communication thru email. For that price, worth a visit, sure will make your drive home relaxing.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/8951602[/URL]
Yes, indeed!
[QUOTE=TideLover;1920074]Check her out. For .60, she gave a decent massage (not deep as I like) but finished me off with skilled HJ. I did go up shirt and played with the small perkys! She has a great attitude and looks better than her pics. She's short and petite and has great body! Little hard to make appt because of communication thru email. For that price, worth a visit, sure will make your drive home relaxing.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/8951602[/URL][/QUOTE]
[URL]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4169981709.html[/URL]
407 603 1713.
80 for massage with nothing else on menu.
She's attractive, pics are her few years ago.
Good undraped massage but to teasing whatsoever.
[QUOTE=TideLover;1920074]Check her out. For .60, she gave a decent massage (not deep as I like) but finished me off with skilled HJ. I did go up shirt and played with the small perkys! She has a great attitude and looks better than her pics. She's short and petite and has great body! Little hard to make appt because of communication thru email. For that price, worth a visit, sure will make your drive home relaxing.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/8951602[/URL][/QUOTE]Sounds like it is almost worth a trip up there just for the massage and h / e at that price from a pretty girl.
The other day I stopped by Foot Accupressure across the interstate from the Galleria. I wasn't expecting anything special. And they certainly didn't disappoint. I just went in looking for a relaxing massage and I won't be making that mistake again. Things started off with an upsell to a TS, which I don't mind as long as they keep the temperature warm enough that you don't have chills the rest of the session, so I agreed. As it turns out, that was the best part of the trip. Very thorough and relaxing, but after the wash down, another upsell, this time for the body scrub at an extra $10. Since it was my first time in the place, I figured I'd go for it and get the whole experience. It was good, but I could have lived without it. The first wash was more relaxing. Also, I wasn't expecting them to wash my hair but that was a nice little extra; just be forewarned if you have someone at home who isn't expecting you to come in with damp hair. The biggest problem was that they used a massage table with a pillow and towel in the shower. As they got wet, the pillow starts slipping through the face hole and burying your face in a water filled hole with a soaking wet towel is like being waterboarded. They table is also positioned a little too far down so, on the flip, you constantly have your face being sprayed with water. Not as relaxing as it may sound.
Onto the massage. Things started off with the young lady opting for more modern music and she wanted to use my phone to do it. I pulled up my player and handed it to her and she was off, zipping through my phone for a half second until I stopped her: mea culpa. She did finally pick a music station, which later in the session would be changed to-wait for it-modern Christmas music. Ever had your thighs massaged to Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you?" I have. Now, onto the bad stuff. She started with walking on the back, something I usually enjoy, but this was the hardest rub I've ever had. I would have protested more, but she kept knocking the breathe out of me. Even when I told her to ease up a couple of times, it only lasted for about three seconds before she had it cranked back up. It was a thorough rub. My spleen has never felt more refreshed. And I have to give it to her, for a woman of 5'3" on a good day, she hides what must be 380 lbs very well.
Now with the extra long "body scrub" waterboarding and the hours of intense, almost ritualistic abuse of my ribcage, my hour was fast approaching. I got a light coat of oil on my legs while she whittled away the time for the next big upsell. Sadly, I accepted this last one for the additional thirty minutes. I don't know if it was my dauntless courage in the face of unspeakable horrors or simply that I wanted her to at least attempt to finish the massage. As it turns out, she wasn't interested in doing either. The next twenty minutes consisted of her practically sitting on the edge of the table lightly rubbing one leg (I'm not certain of the events of that day, but I'm pretty sure one leg didn't get rubbed at all). There was some intense teasing at this point, even though I wasn't expecting anything to come of it. I was able to confirm that expectation despite some more than casual brushes and slide of hand with the goods and a rather odd staring contest, cheeks spread, with the brown eye. She never did tell me who won, but I have to wonder what she saw looking into its depths.
In conclusion, I won't be going back. Next time I'm in the mood, I'll just have some one hose me down and beat me with a large stick. It's true that the other place (Panda I think) doesn't offer TS, but they do have a great massage (no extras) without the S&M.
I called her multiple times a few days ago and could never get anyone to answer the phone. Glad I didn't now. Also tried calling the new place on 280 that says it's across from Logans and Chick Fil-A, and couldn't get anyone to answer.
[QUOTE=TideLover;1920851][URL]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4169981709.html[/URL]
407 603 1713.
80 for massage with nothing else on menu.
She's attractive, pics are her few years ago.
Good undraped massage but to teasing whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1922576]The other day I stopped by Foot Accupressure across the interstate from the Galleria.
In conclusion, I won't be going back. Next time I'm in the mood, I'll just have some one hose me down and beat me with a large stick. It's true that the other place (Panda I think) doesn't offer TS, but they do have a great massage (no extras) without the S&M.[/QUOTE]ROFLMAO. Excellent review.
Great report!! Was just getting ready to give it a try. Guess I will stick with Panda's great massage, nothing else. At least, I leave feeling great with no bruises or marks. Lol!.
[Inconclusion,Iwon'tbegoingback.NexttimeI'minthemood,I'lljusthavesomeonehosemedownandbeatmewithalargestick.It'struethattheotherplace(PandaIthink)doesn'tofferTS,buttheydohaveagreatmassage(noextras)withouttheS&M.[/QUOTE]
That's gold dude. I made the mistake of getting the table shower the first time I went, and I've never been a fan of a TS no matter where it was at. But, as I posted when this happened, the part that made me ill was trying not to swallow a gallon of water that my head was squeezing out of this pillow. I get where you're coming from there. I went in there a few weeks ago because I hadn't been in awhile because I lke to give places a break and hope that the change up staff at some point. And when I went it seemed they did. I didn't recognize anyone and had a session with a tiny girl. Couldn't have weighed 100 lbs. I was undraped when she entered. Had no problem andf instead of massaging me from the floor, she basically sat, what felt like Indian style on my back and rubbed upper and lower body. It was one of those where you can only take so much and then you have to tell them it's time to flip over. So I did and she came up much like yours and sat at the edge of the table and massaged (if you can call it that) my hands and arms. So when she was doing the left hand my right hand went wondering around her chassis. Had no problems. Didn't balk one bit. She seemed to be really digging it. Finally after about a minute or two she says" you want massage me?" I said sure and my thought was hell yea, here we go. So she gets on the table face down, and me, naked as a baby climbs on top of her and starts massaging the shit out of her. I mean there wasn't a place my hands and fingers didn't go. After awhile I pull up her scrub top and undo her bra. No protesting whatsoever. I was like, here we go. I rub her back and side boob area and after about 2-3 minutes of this I can't stand it anymore so I tell her to flip over thinking I'm fixing to go to town on these titties. But when she flips over she crosses her arms over her chest and will not move them, despite my efforts. So again I'm on top of her, crank in the wind and she says "ok, hour up, thank you. I get you hot towel." So I protest a little to no avail and she gets up, hooks the bra and off she goes. She comes back in a min or so with a towel and says' clean off." So I just came right out with "hey why don't you towel this off", as I ponted to my schlong. She says "Oh, you can all you want, here's oil." And just takes off. So I'm sitting there thinking "I'm not about to handle myself." So I dress and head up front and she has the customary cup of water waiting. I take a drink and give her $60 and she looks at me puzzled and says "is the dollar my tip?" I said " no, to get a tip you actually have to deserve a tip." And I took my buck and hit the road. But there was a girl there at the desk named Hylen that seemed like she would be down for a good time. I have never been more confused at an establishment.
[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1922576]The other day I stopped by Foot Accupressure across the interstate from the Galleria. I wasn't expecting anything special. And they certainly didn't disappoint. I just went in looking for a relaxing massage and I won't be making that mistake again. Things started off with an upsell to a TS, which I don't mind as long as they keep the temperature warm enough that you don't have chills the rest of the session, so I agreed. As it turns out, that was the best part of the trip. Very thorough and relaxing, but after the wash down, another upsell, this time for the body scrub at an extra $10. Since it was my first time in the place, I figured I'd go for it and get the whole experience. It was good, but I could have lived without it. The first wash was more relaxing. Also, I wasn't expecting them to wash my hair but that was a nice little extra; just be forewarned if you have someone at home who isn't expecting you to come in with damp hair. The biggest problem was that they used a massage table with a pillow and towel in the shower. As they got wet, the pillow starts slipping through the face hole and burying your face in a water filled hole with a soaking wet towel is like being waterboarded. They table is also positioned a little too far down so, on the flip, you constantly have your face being sprayed with water. Not as relaxing as it may sound.
Onto the massage. Things started off with the young lady opting for more modern music and she wanted to use my phone to do it. I pulled up my player and handed it to her and she was off, zipping through my phone for a half second until I stopped her: mea culpa. She did finally pick a music station, which later in the session would be changed to-wait for it-modern Christmas music. Ever had your thighs massaged to Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you?" I have. Now, onto the bad stuff. She started with walking on the back, something I usually enjoy, but this was the hardest rub I've ever had. I would have protested more, but she kept knocking the breathe out of me. Even when I told her to ease up a couple of times, it only lasted for about three seconds before she had it cranked back up. It was a thorough rub. My spleen has never felt more refreshed. And I have to give it to her, for a woman of 5'3" on a good day, she hides what must be 380 lbs very well.
Now with the extra long "body scrub" waterboarding and the hours of intense, almost ritualistic abuse of my ribcage, my hour was fast approaching. I got a light coat of oil on my legs while she whittled away the time for the next big upsell. Sadly, I accepted this last one for the additional thirty minutes. I don't know if it was my dauntless courage in the face of unspeakable horrors or simply that I wanted her to at least attempt to finish the massage. As it turns out, she wasn't interested in doing either. The next twenty minutes consisted of her practically sitting on the edge of the table lightly rubbing one leg (I'm not certain of the events of that day, but I'm pretty sure one leg didn't get rubbed at all). There was some intense teasing at this point, even though I wasn't expecting anything to come of it. I was able to confirm that expectation despite some more than casual brushes and slide of hand with the goods and a rather odd staring contest, cheeks spread, with the brown eye. She never did tell me who won, but I have to wonder what she saw looking into its depths.
In conclusion, I won't be going back. Next time I'm in the mood, I'll just have some one hose me down and beat me with a large stick. It's true that the other place (Panda I think) doesn't offer TS, but they do have a great massage (no extras) without the S&M.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1922754]I called her multiple times a few days ago and could never get anyone to answer the phone. Glad I didn't now. Also tried calling the new place on 280 that says it's across from Logans and Chick Fil-A, and couldn't get anyone to answer.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it was hard to get her on phone.. I know her phone buzzed the whole hour I was there. Her ad was defiantly misleading, that's why I posted after seeing her.
Where did you see place on 280? Be curious to know more if someone checks it out.
The beginning of a great AMP novel!
I haven't been to Hoover in a long time, but saw Fiona last. Nothing but a tease and she does use her feet. Yes the trip there can easily get expensive.
Spider man, that's funny stuff. Du was the best they ever had working there. Again, it's becoming rare to find an AMP that offers anymore.
[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1922782]That's gold dude. I made the mistake of getting the table shower the first time I went, and I've never been a fan of a TS no matter where it was at. But, as I posted when this happened, the part that made me ill was trying not to swallow a gallon of water that my head was squeezing out of this pillow. I get where you're coming from there. I went in there a few weeks ago because I hadn't been in awhile because I lke to give places a break and hope that the change up staff at some point. And when I went it seemed they did. I didn't recognize anyone and had a session with a tiny girl. Couldn't have weighed 100 lbs. I was undraped when she entered. Had no problem andf instead of massaging me from the floor, she basically sat, what felt like Indian style on my back and rubbed upper and lower body. It was one of those where you can only take so much and then you have to tell them it's time to flip over. So I did and she came up much like yours and sat at the edge of the table and massaged (if you can call it that) my hands and arms. So when she was doing the left hand my right hand went wondering around her chassis. Had no problems. Didn't balk one bit. She seemed to be really digging it. Finally after about a minute or two she says" you want massage me?" I said sure and my thought was hell yea, here we go. So she gets on the table face down, and me, naked as a baby climbs on top of her and starts massaging the shit out of her. I mean there wasn't a place my hands and fingers didn't go. After awhile I pull up her scrub top and undo her bra. No protesting whatsoever. I was like, here we go. I rub her back and side boob area and after about 2-3 minutes of this I can't stand it anymore so I tell her to flip over thinking I'm fixing to go to town on these titties. But when she flips over she crosses her arms over her chest and will not move them, despite my efforts. So again I'm on top of her, crank in the wind and she says "ok, hour up, thank you. I get you hot towel." So I protest a little to no avail and she gets up, hooks the bra and off she goes. She comes back in a min or so with a towel and says' clean off." So I just came right out with "hey why don't you towel this off", as I ponted to my schlong. She says "Oh, you can all you want, here's oil." And just takes off. So I'm sitting there thinking "I'm not about to handle myself." So I dress and head up front and she has the customary cup of water waiting. I take a drink and give her $60 and she looks at me puzzled and says "is the dollar my tip?" I said " no, to get a tip you actually have to deserve a tip." And I took my buck and hit the road. But there was a girl there at the desk named Hylen that seemed like she would be down for a good time. I have never been more confused at an establishment.[/QUOTE]
Dude, were you in the room watching me! LOL "Sure, let me give you an extra $40 so I can do your job. You just lay there and relax. And don't you worry about the hall way either; I'll have that swept up in a jif, just as soon as I overcome the shame of wanking it over here in the corner by myself.
And no, the one at the desk isn't any better if her name is "Hailey"-ish. Not really sure but it had an "H." They should just name it "City Rub" and stick it in South Park.
[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1922782]That's gold dude. Finally after about a minute or two she says" you want massage me?" I said sure and my thought was hell yea, here we go. So she gets on the table face down, and me, naked as a baby climbs on top of her and starts massaging the shit out of her. I mean there wasn't a place my hands and fingers didn't go. After awhile I pull up her scrub top and undo her bra. No protesting whatsoever. I was like, here we go. I rub her back and side boob area and after about 2-3 minutes of this I can't stand it anymore so I tell her to flip over thinking I'm fixing to go to town on these titties. But when she flips over she crosses her arms over her chest and will not move them, despite my efforts. So again I'm on top of her, crank in the wind and she says "ok, hour up, thank you. I get you hot towel." So I protest a little to no avail and she gets up, hooks the bra and off she goes.[/QUOTE]
This chick was named Hylen. She wrote it on a card. The reason I thought the way I did was the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra and the turkey's were done. I might give it the old college try pretty soon.
[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1922822]Dude, were you in the room watching me! LOL "Sure, let me give you an extra $40 so I can do your job. You just lay there and relax. And don't you worry about the hall way either; I'll have that swept up in a jif, just as soon as I overcome the shame of wanking it over here in the corner by myself.
And no, the one at the desk isn't any better if her name is "Hailey"-ish. Not really sure but it had an "H." They should just name it "City Rub" and stick it in South Park.[/QUOTE]
Hey guys still new to the hobby but thought I would give my first report. Went to both the Alabaster AMP and Panda last week and really enjoyed both. Alabaster had the better massage and the ts was an added bonus while panda def. Had the better looking girl but she was rude about asking for a tip as I left although I felt it unnecessary because she was only doing what she was paid to do and didn't even give a good tease. All in all I don't think there are extras to be had at either but that could be cause I'm new to this.
[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1922822]I'll have that swept up in a jif, just as soon as I overcome the shame of wanking it over here in the corner by myself.
They should just name it "City Rub" and stick it in South Park.[/QUOTE]These last 3 or 4 posts have been the funniest shit I have read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. Its hilarious how these girls will hand you a bottle of oil and tell you to go at it, then want a tip. I have done some bizarre stuff in my day, but tipping a girl for bringing me some oil will never make the list. A while back I did have a really large and unattractive one at the Alabaster spa do some heavy teasing of the boys during the table shower, then squirt shampoo all over Junior Johnson and told me I could get busy with him. I gave her my best you got to be freaking kidding me look and she messed around with the twins but wouldn't handle business. No tip. It may have gone better if I had kept my hat on. I wonder if they make a version in Chinese?
[QUOTE=DirtySouth19;1927156]Hey guys still new to the hobby but thought I would give my first report. Went to both the Alabaster AMP and Panda last week and really enjoyed both. Alabaster had the better massage and the ts was an added bonus while panda def. Had the better looking girl but she was rude about asking for a tip as I left although I felt it unnecessary because she was only doing what she was paid to do and didn't even give a good tease. All in all I don't think there are extras to be had at either but that could be cause I'm new to this.[/QUOTE]You're right, nothing to be had at those two except a massage. Might get a tease every now and then.