Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1534615]Thanks for an excellent report! The 48th / Normandie spot has been advertising all over the place for a long time and is one of the few public places that advertises in El Clasificado. I tried it once a few years ago but was pretty much horrified by the selection that day and reversed my field. Most of the latina places rotate the girls and have no standards. So one day you get lucky like you did with Candy and other days there is nobody you'd pay to play with.

Meanwhile, most of the ads that take you to private apartments and motel rooms read the same, rarely reveal even the slightest clue as to what part of town they're in, and the reports and word of mouth I've seen and heard are that it is pretty much wham bam thank you ma'am service at reasonable rates that works fine for many, but not for me. So without a specific tip, I have no way to chose from all those ads and I haven't tried yet.

You probably know by now that your "Broadway" link is going to the main index page, and not the specific ads you inquired about.

Hope you'll keep reporting about any continuing experience and knowledge you pick up about playing the El Clasificado field.[/QUOTE]For the same pricing / 40 or 50 house. 100fs you can get very good looking latinas; in garden grove- advertise all over internet- no sketchy neighborhood, Sun and Rose and Paradise etc.

I to have been researching El Classificado, but do not speak Spanish. I have sent them all e-mail responses, but have not heard back.

What I am looking for from this avenue of approach is the 60 quickie all included. I would also love to find a nonpro utr housewife single mom type for about 80, who might become a regular. Looking in greater LB area for this. Stay Safe

[QUOTE=Elduro45; 1233000]Read a review on a different site about this place. If you don't take the shower, then you don't get any extras. This place is relatively close to work, so I stopped by here a few weeks ago. I think I might have gotten Candy also. I didn't try anything since I wasn't that attracted to her, but she did seem to linger a bit around the privates while massaging underneath the boxers that you mentioned. BTW, what is up with those shorts? I know they're supposed to be one size fits all, but I had to actually hold them up.

I might pop in again one of these days. Does anybody have any recommendations for girls? While my masseuse was nice, I was kind of hoping for more eye candy.[/QUOTE]Maybe 15-20 years ago, LA in a crackdown may all places use shorts. That is why I stopped going to La. When I found this site a few years ago, I was surprised that they have dropped it at most places.

I simply never put them on. I have a thai pace that is 100% legit, and I went mainly for real massage as it was cheep and convenient. Based on this place, I left my shorts on since I really did not care if I got a happy. She loved to work the butt, and she pulled them off. Didn't ask for anything, but gave her a 20 tip. Next week went back, got her and had my shorts off, and she went to town on my but and a hole and touching. When I flipped, I just guided her hand to the right spot; she was nervous, always looked at the curtain and did it under the sheet, but she did it then and several times since. But she loves the a hole to play with and crack

I just moved from NYC to Santa Fe Springs. Anything good in the city? Massage, strip, whatever. NYC was great for exploring AMPs.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Fiasco26;1533046]Can anyone provide me with intel on Green Sauna in Gardena? Feel free to PM ME, I was told "Yumi" is excellent.[/QUOTE]Worth the trip. Asians and latinas. Its actually a real Asian style sauna. You can enjoy amenities like a hot tub, showers, steam room too.

[QUOTE=OriginalSex; 1536060]I just moved from NYC to Santa Fe Springs. Anything good in the city? Massage, strip, whatever. NYC was great for exploring AMPs.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Pm me or if you like also. M&A. Hanna is great. Like 3 spots in downey.

[QUOTE=JsMonger1;1536347]Worth the trip. Asians and latinas. Its actually a real Asian style sauna. You can enjoy amenities like a hot tub, showers, steam room too.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the 411 but I was told by papasan that there is no "yumi" there. I'm looking for anal and rimming provider.

Previous review makes is sound like you have to walk around naked. Do you at least get a towel to walk to the room?

[QUOTE=JsMonger1;1536347]Worth the trip. Asians and latinas. Its actually a real Asian style sauna. You can enjoy amenities like a hot tub, showers, steam room too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OriginalSex; 1536060]I just moved from NYC to Santa Fe Springs. Anything good in the city? Massage, strip, whatever. NYC was great for exploring AMPs.

Thanks![/QUOTE]There is nothing in santa fe springs the nearest places are in Downey.

[QUOTE=Revoemag;1538787]Previous review makes is sound like you have to walk around naked. Do you at least get a towel to walk to the room?[/QUOTE]Yes, you do get a towel- you xccan shower, or sauna and large hot pool for relax before.

What surprised me was that the PPS just did not grab the nearest Asian girl and say she was YUMI.

A different place, as it is also a health club, and you may see both gays and straight guys there. Only one full room, the rest are partitions so yu may here some action from other guys, actually it was funny to hear the other action on both sides of your cubicle- like a giant orgy and gang bang.

Ok, I'll have to check it out.

It sounds like it gets a bit of traffic. I'm used to walking into a AMP and I'm pretty much always the only one there. Hell, at the places I frequent frequently, there is usually only one girl. Am I right hat it sounds like this place is a bit more busy?

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1539248]Yes, you do get a towel- you xccan shower, or sauna and large hot pool for relax before.

What surprised me was that the PPS just did not grab the nearest Asian girl and say she was YUMI.

A different place, as it is also a health club, and you may see both gays and straight guys there. Only one full room, the rest are partitions so yu may here some action from other guys, actually it was funny to hear the other action on both sides of your cubicle- like a giant orgy and gang bang.[/QUOTE]

Newb question here. I've been to places like Momo and Bebe, which I think are the most popular places.

I want to explore other places, but am somewhat scared. Mostly of getting busted. Is it safe to say that once you're getting massaged and the therapist brings up the menu, that you should be good to go?

Hopefully I will be able to provide some TR soon.

[QUOTE=Tdlr5; 1540852]Newb question here. I've been to places like Momo and Bebe, which I think are the most popular places.

I want to explore other places, but am somewhat scared. Mostly of getting busted. Is it safe to say that once you're getting massaged and the therapist brings up the menu, that you should be good to go?

Hopefully I will be able to provide some TR soon.[/QUOTE]Don't sweat it. You have no worries worth worrying about. A much better chance of being hit by a car or by lightning than being charged and prosecuted for a crime as a result of a visit to an MP. I doubt that more than 1-2 unlucky suckers have paid an actual criminal penalty for this in Los Angeles over the last 10 years. Probably a few more brought in and booked and others harassed, but actual prosecution and conviction, nah.

Having said that, if you are going to minimize your risk factor from slim to none, you are MOST vulnerable when the menu is brought up. The crime is not getting your dick sucked or fucking the provider, but of AGREEING to engage in such activities with her for money. That makes the crime of solicitation. So yeah if you've been receiving a massage with lots of ball teasing it is not going to be a cop, but if you get a legit massage from a girl you've never seen before or a place you're used to patronizing suddenly has a different cast, then you will be oh so slightly at risk when you engage in the verbal contract of sex for money. Unfortunately too many providers who face a much greater risk that you are police, are eager to make a contract in FS places. In rub and tug places the girls only infrequently raise the issue of money up front. FWIW there is no perfect solution that I've ever thought of. Only the peace of mind of knowing that the chances of you being setup are about as good as the Sacramento Kings winning the NBA championship next season. I will say to the provider that I don't want to discuss what she's bringing up. That we should just follow a natural progression and see where that gets us, and we'll both be happy in the end. Still kind of sketchy but better than saying "I'll pay you $100 for full service".99% of the time the girls go along with my evasion but I am older and definitely present myself as a man worthy of being trusted.

The reminder is often given on this site that it is not a crime to be inside an MP or to get a massage. So if you never utter the "words of contract" then you can just advise a presumptious PIG who wants to make your life difficult that you are there for a massage only. And say nothing more to this stinking beast or any of his barnyard buddies. Not one word more.

But bottom line is don't worry, use common sense, get happy and enjoy the life enhancing benefits of good massage and explosive orgasms.

After being a lurker and then a commenter waaay back in the salad days of Inglewood and the Valley (won't even mention Melrose and Okinawa House on the westside) and about three diff. Member names, Jackson has extended me "senior" status. Oh, wait a sec. Did you mean 'cuz I'm old now, J? Anyway, I'm motivated by this to reenter the 'ho matrix and start filing a report here and there. Thanks, Jackson!

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1541167]Don't sweat it. You have no worries worth worrying about. A much better chance of being hit by a car or by lightning than being charged and prosecuted for a crime as a result of a visit to an MP. I doubt that more than 1-2 unlucky suckers have paid an actual criminal penalty for this in Los Angeles over the last 10 years. Probably a few more brought in and booked and others harassed, but actual prosecution and conviction, nah.

Having said that, if you are going to minimize your risk factor from slim to none, you are MOST vulnerable when the menu is brought up. The crime is not getting your dick sucked or fucking the provider, but of AGREEING to engage in such activities with her for money. That makes the crime of solicitation. So yeah if you've been receiving a massage with lots of ball teasing it is not going to be a cop, but if you get a legit massage from a girl you've never seen before or a place you're used to patronizing suddenly has a different cast, then you will be oh so slightly at risk when you engage in the verbal contract of sex for money. Unfortunately too many providers who face a much greater risk that you are police, are eager to make a contract in FS places. In rub and tug places the girls only infrequently raise the issue of money up front. FWIW there is no perfect solution that I've ever thought of. Only the peace of mind of knowing that the chances of you being setup are about as good as the Sacramento Kings winning the NBA championship next season. I will say to the provider that I don't want to discuss what she's bringing up. That we should just follow a natural progression and see where that gets us, and we'll both be happy in the end. Still kind of sketchy but better than saying "I'll pay you $100 for full service".99% of the time the girls go along with my evasion but I am older and definitely present myself as a man worthy of being trusted.

The reminder is often given on this site that it is not a crime to be inside an MP or to get a massage. So if you never utter the "words of contract" then you can just advise a presumptious PIG who wants to make your life difficult that you are there for a massage only. And say nothing more to this stinking beast or any of his barnyard buddies. Not one word more.

But bottom line is don't worry, use common sense, get happy and enjoy the life enhancing benefits of good massage and explosive orgasms.[/QUOTE]Thanks, at Momo they don't ask me upfront anymore since they know who I am.

I got really sketched out when I went to a place in Reseda and she asked me upfront for $ after less than 5 min of massage. I actually said I would do it next time and stayed for a short 10 min massage. But that place gets reviewed on here and does provide FS. I was just really paranoid since I didn't get all the signs that I was good to go. And ended up short $50 due to that.

T,

Newbies are always a little apprehensive when they are starting out (we all were newbies once). That's OK, have some patience, you will learn the,"in's-and-out's" of this hobby of ours.

I've posted this before, but here is some newbie tips that I've found helpful in having an enjoyable time at AMP / MP's.

Enjoy the hobby,

Dirty.

1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need cash. DO NOT pay with a credit card. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.

2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.

3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times, ' have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

3b) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!

3c) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.

3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.

4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.

5) Use Provided "Purse". Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.

Generally you will find that Asian massage parlors are very honest, and you don't have to be as careful with your possessions as with 'other' massage parlor providers. Not trying to be racist here, but my experience (after 25+ years) in this hobby proves that to be true.

6) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.

7) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.

Revision 1: A mamasan once told me: Cops won't shower. The level of vulnerability is way too high. No badge. No gun. No wire. It's just too risky. I am sure there have been exceptions, but by taking a shower, you really help put them all at ease, not to mention your provider, who will just be happy you are clean.

8) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.

9) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.

10) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.

11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing. One thing some guys recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. But, I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.

13) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.

14) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.

15) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.

16) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.

17) Learn the Language. If you can learn Korean / Chinese / etc, you will most likely have an easier time communicating what you want in an AMP. The most difficult part is telling them what you want or trying to listen to their broken english. You'll most likely find yourself in a vulnerable position making the "BJ" motion followed by a dollar amount. Learning their native tongue, or a few phrases, can improve your experience.

18) Post Your Experience. We don't need every detail, but posting in the city forum where the AMP / Spa is located will help everyone with certain details of locations and pricing and if anything beyond a massage happened. Price and extras vary from region to region. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team.

This is just based on my experience in AMPs over the last 30+ years, as well as some tips I've picked up from other hobby mongers. If you have some additional helpful hints, please add them to the list. It will help all of us who are in the 'hobby'.

[QUOTE=Tdlr5; 1540852]Newb question here. I've been to places like Momo and Bebe, which I think are the most popular places.

I want to explore other places, but am somewhat scared. Mostly of getting busted. Is it safe to say that once you're getting massaged and the therapist brings up the menu, that you should be good to go?

Hopefully I will be able to provide some TR soon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1541313]3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.

'.[/QUOTE]One time mama san asked me for an I'd because she thought that I looked like a cop. This was an AMP on Valley View in the Orange County area.

You do know that undercover will play along the role as a monger. Then bust them afterward.

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1541313]T,

Newbies are always a little apprehensive when they are starting out (we all were newbies once). That's OK, have some patience, you will learn the,"in's-and-out's" of this hobby of ours.

I've posted this before, but here is some newbie tips that I've found helpful...[/QUOTE]18) Hygiene is very important. I know it should be common sense but when your horny and just got off a shower send like a far drive. But this wil make the provider more. Open to touching.

19) Look for signs that wil help you find the kinda service you want. Any place advertising latina and asian will be FS, the latinas are generally independent providers who find FS joints for money. Thai places are mostly hot young girls probably in college who are looking for a green card or ' daddy'

20) If you don't like the provider ask for someone else. I. Tell customers at my bar, if you don't like it don't drink it. No one is forcing and by having a provider you don't like service you wil make the entire experience bad.

21) If she comes in dressed like its a Friday night your almost assuredly at a FS spot.

Great post man. Wish there would have been more like this when I first started. I know you can find any answer on this board but deciphering the cryptic lingo can be hard at first plus AMP have different procedure than escorts. Just my. 002

John,

Thanks for the extra ideas. They are good 'un's. I especially like, and agree with, #21. :D

Dirty.

[QUOTE=John 2089; 1541891]18) Hygiene is very important. I know it should be common sense but when your horny and just got off a shower send like a far drive. But this wil make the provider more. Open to touching.

19) Look for signs that wil help you find the kinda service you want. Any place advertising latina and asian will be FS, the latinas are generally independent providers who find FS joints for money. Thai places are mostly hot young girls probably in college who are looking for a green card or ' daddy'

20) If you don't like the provider ask for someone else. I. Tell customers at my bar, if you don't like it don't drink it. No one is forcing and by having a provider you don't like service you wil make the entire experience bad.

21) If she comes in dressed like its a Friday night your almost assuredly at a FS spot.

Great post man. Wish there would have been more like this when I first started. I know you can find any answer on this board but deciphering the cryptic lingo can be hard at first plus AMP have different procedure than escorts. Just my. 002[/QUOTE]

" This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS."

I couldn't believe I read this. $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, not including what you paid at the door?

That's crazy for pay that for BJs or HJs.

As a new monger in the WeHo region, who do you guys suggest I hit up first for a good experience? Trying to decide between Angie at Momo or Jenny above the 7-11. I know the latter allegedly isn't a looker according to previous postings, but her enthusiasm sounds appealing (although perhaps a negative in this case, since I've heard she'll actually try to BB (BJ / FS) if you don't manage to get to a rubber in time. Any thoughts? Aroma on Melrose ain't that far either, but I almost never see any specific providers mentioned.

[QUOTE=Chrispoontang; 1542034]" This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS."

I couldn't believe I read this. $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, not including what you paid at the door?

That's crazy for pay that for BJs or HJs.[/QUOTE]I don't think that is outrageous. I usually like to think $40 for HJ is pretty standard. Maybe $10-20 extra if she gave excellent service (clothes off, FIV, etc.). $80-100 for a BJ is kind of steep though. I like to think that BJ starts at $60.

[QUOTE=Chrispoontang; 1542034]" This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS."

I couldn't believe I read this. $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, not including what you paid at the door?

That's crazy for pay that for BJs or HJs.[/QUOTE]I agree but obviously there is something about the overall experience that makes it worth it for many. Not for me. But I am here pic up some tips in case I find myself in this situation. As get many legit massages in hollywood. Curious and grateful to get 25 years experience in one read.

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1541313]T,

Newbies are always a little apprehensive when they are starting out (we all were newbies once). That's OK, have some patience, you will learn the,"in's-and-out's" of this hobby of ours.

Thanks

Any recommendations of a place to hit up as a first-time monger in WeHo? I can't decide between Angie at Momo versus Jenny above the 7-11. I heard the latter is not much of a looker, but is down to do anything and will actually BB (BJ / FS) you if you don't throw a rrrubber on it before she gets to it first. Also considered Aroma but I don't see much feedback on the place.

[QUOTE=TheJeweledBlad;1542325]Any recommendations of a place to hit up as a first-time monger in WeHo? I can't decide between Angie at Momo versus Jenny above the 7-11. I heard the latter is not much of a looker, but is down to do anything and will actually BB (BJ / FS) you if you don't throw a rrrubber on it before she gets to it first. Also considered Aroma but I don't see much feedback on the place.[/QUOTE]I think BB is your best bet. Better quality of service than Momo and the girls are very accommodating. Plus, the discretion of the backdoor!

It was Sunday in the morning, MP western and SM blvd, mama sam opened the door very gently, it was my first time I asked for half an hour, she take me to a private room in good condition and asked me to pay half hour $ 50, I asked for the girls and she present me two (it was Sunday and only was two) , I chose the most beautiful, of course, then I tell mama sam and closed the door

Telling me that in a few minutes she send me the girl, I undress myself and put me the towel and I sat at the table, She enter (Julie) with black lingerie, I lay face down on the table and she climb

On top of me to start the massage, I could feel her pussy hair on my back, then she stand up and told me that I turn around, she ask me if I was okay or wanted more, directly I ask for the full

Service, she told me it was $ 100 which I agreed, she take off her clothes put me the condom and started with a BJ, then climbed on top of me and the action started, changed as four different

Positions, she moaned softly and at the end she completely clean me and was very friendly, is a quite beautiful KGirl and told me to come back another day, she told me that she works only Saturday an Sunday. In a rating of 10 I would say that for be my first time was an eight.

For me the only bad part is that she don't let it me kiss her tits a lot, I'm a tits lover and maybe in the future she alow me to DATY, perhaps when I was more frequent.

Sorry guys for my english! But here is my history.

My 1st report after a few months of "lurking":

Went to AMP on LBB and PICO for some AMP action on a weekday evening. Papasan took $.5 for an hr massage. The massage started as usual, and the lady masseuse (thick Asian) started getting a bit intimate within the first 5 minutes by running her hands all over my back and my genitals. I asked for FS and she denied. Said will do HE for $.5. I said that's not what I'm used to paying for HE. I offered $.4 final and she agreed. I asked to play with titties and she disagreed. I said in that case, NO DEAL! Only Massage. Surprisingly, she still gave a fantastic massage even after NO DEAL and in the end she asked again if I was OK? I said yes, but she gave in and popped out her tits for me to play while she got busy with the HJ / HE. Overall experience 5/10 as I hate to haggle. Total Damage: 90. Won't Repeat.

Since the talk came up about a week or so ago, decided to give it a try. Just about the edge of my territory, went around noon. Easy to find, parking not a problem.

Walked in and met by MMS. 50 at door. Shown to rooms, which have the funky half door. I asked for room with full door, MMS laughed, said we all friends, no one here.

Went to room (I think Monday or Tues) and was assigned a provided, about 25, Korean, a little chunky in CFM dress. Grabbed her rear on meeting her, no restiance so I knew what was coming. Had a reasonable 5 minute massage, then on to the action. Just CBJ, CFS. I didn't try for DATY, dfk, to dam hot and I just didn't want to do any hard work.

OK time, several positions. No talk of donation, gave a picture of Mr. Franklin on the way out and she was happy. Saw another older provide, maybe realistically 45-50, but doable; big smiles from everyone as I left. Seems like a reliable place.

Drove around a little, and saw the balck strip clubs, all seem to be closed at noon. Are anything of them open for noontime?

Lots of chicken places in the area. Don't want to go all racial, but sometimes I have met some chocolate drops at these joints, and have struck up some interesting conversations. Once, lady was short funds and the manger was giving her a hard time, nice lady, just didn't put money in her purse. I went to the counter and gave the lunch money to the cashier, and the gal looked at me funny. Maybe because I am an old white guy helping out a 30 year old black lady?

I said, hay, just pass it on, we all leave our wallet at home sometimes and we "gots" to eat. She asked if she could sit with me, and anfet some conversation, I think she was a part timer maybe UTR, , gave me a little sample HJ for 30 seconds under the table as a thank you, and her phone, but I never follow up.

Fun,

Did you see coffee at Amy's?

I hear she is the mamasan there?

Was she the tech you saw?

Well today was not so fun. I have 2 places to report on.

First up is Rose Massage (they advertise as Chinese oil massage on vermont). Walked in and met a papasan. Requested 30 min for. 3 but he recommended an hour for. 4 so I went for the hour. In walks a 60y / o Chinese lady (not a good sign). She used tons of oil and did brush the boys several times and I did show the "signals" but no extras were offered (and really I wasnt looking forward to any). When it was all done she said "finished" and I said "thats it?" and she asked if I wanted to do another hour for. 25 but I passed. She wouldn't let me leave without an awkwardly long hug and tipped her $10 (the massage was actually really good and she was sweating) but left disappointed.

Right after I decided to give the body centre spa another try. Boy was that a mistake. Big mistake. I walked in and the mms asked for. 6. I paid and went to the room. The lady said to wait a little bit because everybody busy. I should have gotten my money back and left. I thought a little bit meant 5 min but I was wrong. Waited 15 min and nobody shows up. I start getting dressed and she (the mms) comes in and starts the massage. It was horrible. Painful with no skills. In fact she repeated things over and over again. I even told her not so hard but she seemed to forget every 5 min and continued with the torture massage. She did provide HE but even that was no good. Afterwards the horrible massage continued (WHY!). She must have left the room at least 5 times to get the door or answer the phone. I paid with a benjamin and she didn't provide any change and after I was dressed she asked for tip and I told her I didn't get any change and she was like "are you sure? Check your pockets". I was very sure. She eventually gave me. 4 back but she seemed hesitant and I didn't want to deal with her bitching about the tip so I gave her. 4. Afterwards she said sorry the girls are busy and that next time they have young girls. She called a few names but nobody responded. She grabbed my hand to show me a younger girl (who didn't look very good and looked tired). I will not be coming back. The ONLY positive was they had AC. Avoid at all costs IMO.

So $.5 down the drain, and 2 things learned

[QUOTE=Mazda05; 1545440]Fun,

Did you see coffee at Amy's?

I hear she is the mamasan there?

Was she the tech you saw?[/QUOTE]First visit, no one gave proper introductions, don't know who coffee is.

The Tech I saw was Rose (?) , works Mon and Tues, chunky Korean (?) , standard service. May 20-30 years old.

[QUOTE=Nascar; 1545635]Well today was not so fun. I have 2 places to report on.

First up is Rose Massage (they advertise as Chinese oil massage on vermont). Walked in and met a papasan. Requested 30 min for. 3 but he recommended an hour for. 4 so I went for the hour. In walks a 60y / o Chinese lady (not a good sign). She used tons of oil and did brush the boys several times and I did show the "signals" but no extras were offered (and really I wasnt looking forward to any). When it was all done she said "finished" and I said "thats it?" and she asked if I wanted to do another hour for. 25 but I passed. She wouldn't let me leave without an awkwardly long hug and tipped her $10 (the massage was actually really good and she was sweating) but left disappointed.

Right after I decided to give the body centre spa another try. Boy was that a mistake. Big mistake. I walked in and the mms asked for. 6. I paid and went to the room. The lady said to wait a little bit because everybody busy. I should have gotten my money back and left. I thought a little bit meant 5 min but I was wrong. Waited 15 min and nobody shows up. I start getting dressed and she (the mms) comes in and starts the massage. It was horrible. Painful with no skills. In fact she repeated things over and over again. I even told her not so hard but she seemed to forget every 5 min and continued with the torture massage. She did provide HE but even that was no good. Afterwards the horrible massage continued (WHY!). She must have left the room at least 5 times to get the door or answer the phone. I paid with a benjamin and she didn't provide any change and after I was dressed she asked for tip and I told her I didn't get any change and she was like "are you sure? Check your pockets". I was very sure. She eventually gave me. 4 back but she seemed hesitant and I didn't want to deal with her bitching about the tip so I gave her. 4. Afterwards she said sorry the girls are busy and that next time they have young girls. She called a few names but nobody responded. She grabbed my hand to show me a younger girl (who didn't look very good and looked tired). I will not be coming back. The ONLY positive was they had AC. Avoid at all costs IMO.

So $.5 down the drain, and 2 things learned[/QUOTE]Nascar, thanks for posting what has got to be one of worst nightmare days of MP mongering that I've ever read about in this region. You must be a really nice guy to be so understated about it too (e. G."not so fun" and the entry of a 60 year old woman being "not a good sign"). Damn I'd be much more disturbed about a day like this than you appear to be, but I commend you for being cool about it.

As has been posted by many here, if you hit a strictly legit operation like this Rose place on Vermont, there's no reason not to identify it fully so others can avoid it. What is a nearby cross street? I live fairly close by and I don't know about this place.

Also, keep in mind that in the central Los Angeles market anyway, it is a tell when the pricing is $30 and $40. At least if it isn't an "early bird" promotion or something like that where the price reverts to more standard local rub and tug prices during peak hours. These prices are only $5-10 beneath standard price for rub and tug house fees in central L. A, but still you should regard it as a pretty good sign that this is a legit place when you don't have specific intel to the contrary. Places that charge $50-60 will be offering extras unless they are some hoity toidy day spa for trophy wives. Higher than $60 for the hour and you're getting into full service territory. And sometimes even the. 6 will lead to FS in some of the Chinese places. The markets can be different in nearby localities so for instance you can find some spots in the SGV where the lower house fees don't rule out extras being available like they do in central L. A.

Well, thanks for taking 2 for the team and for giving us a good report about your bad day, and hope you have much better luck going forward.

I left out the address because there was too much ball rubbing / brushing to be a legit massage place (or thats how I felt) but since I will never return, the address is 930 vermont. On google maps (and on their buy 10 get $10 off card) it says rose massage. Trust me, I was pissed after the 2 bad experiences, might have to take it low for a while until I find a good rep one. A few weeks before this time I had a mediocre experience at another spot but this was closer to Long Beach, just been too lazy to write about it since it was nothing too good or bad.

First post. Been to the AMP across the street from Roscoe's a few time. Two hot koreans work most days both have great tits. 45 for the hour. Good massage but only HE. This last time got a heavier korean maybe 35. Worse massage but does a decent BBBJ. Total $.

Will return.

Any recommendations close to the Staple Center? Sorry, I couldn't get the search facility to return any matches.

I just changed jobs from the OC to DTLA. Would lo e some friendly advise on olaces within 15-20 minute walking distance.

I'm coming from Vegas and staying at the Safari inn at "1911 West Olive Avenue" in Burbank. Are there any AMP's within walking distance or short cab ride. You can pm me if you don't want to post.

Please help.

I looked at rubmaps and they show 7 AMP's in Burbank. It looks like you are in luck with one being just across the street from where you will be. Never been there myself, but you can TOFTT and let the rest of us know how it is.

Lotsa luck,

Dirty.

Olive Thai Massage 818-238-9730.

1918 W. Olive Ave.

Burbank, CA. 91506.

[QUOTE=LvPerv; 1548550]I'm coming from Vegas and staying at the Safari inn at "1911 West Olive Avenue" in Burbank. Are there any AMP's within walking distance or short cab ride. You can pm me if you don't want to post.

Please help.[/QUOTE]

I've been there many times for a legit massage! Never tried anything with the girls there! You best bet is Nature healing on Victory and Vineland next to the McDonalds! Older Chinese women though! Late 30's early 40's

[QUOTE=Smoothie86;1549113]I've been there many times for a legit massage! Never tried anything with the girls there! You best bet is Nature healing on Victory and Vineland next to the McDonalds! Older Chinese women though! Late 30's early 40's[/QUOTE]There's another Thai massage across the street from the Costco. It's near the small McD in a mini mall that has a second story. Upstairs. I tried it, and it's full legit. No spanky panky. They do waxing, so I asked them if they'd wax my crotch. They said that the service of waxing privates is only offered to women. Ok.

Bender