"He doth send me an Angel"
I'm telling you guys I must have pleased the ole' monger gods somehow, I am having a great run. I know, I know I just fucking jinxed it.
Hit the SS around 4:30 pm today and was in a funny mood, not really wanting to talk to anyone new, but not liking what I was finding either. So I just cruised around awhile, "puffin' a Winston and drinkin' a four Oh". Saw in no particular order, a fat-assed ugly WSW with long brown hair and a waddle on Jefferson and Miami and then later on Wyoming and Texas, not happening since I hadn't drank enough. Skanky WSW Ginger on Broadway and Primm and again at the Park, no thank you mam. BSW Shaun on Grand by the Chinese joint and Victoria all up and down Grand. Also saw the infamous and used to be Good Ashley get picked up twice, once at Grand & Osage and again way down on Chippewa by California, flipped her off the second time. My personal boycott doesn't seem to be hurtin' her bidness any. Fat man with the pony tail and big red truck: you need to chill your shit bro.
I was considering Buck's dark haired Jen or maybe even blonde haired Jen, too soon for Tiffany. I am just rolling and listening to the Fast Lane, contemplating life and what not, when unexpectedly, I see a nice looking brunette flagging down cars under the viaduct at Bates and 55, wtf? Nobody will stop as most people there are commuting I would imagine. Well you just know I had to check this shit out, so I turn around at the Wedge and roll up on her and put my passenger side window down. She sticks her head in and says "can I please have a ride, before my old man finds me?" I say jump in babe, quick, we are stopping traffic. You see what being a good samaritan will get you guys?
Angel is a 24 year old, part time college student, with long dark brown hair, kind of kinky curly and nicely styled. Very nice rack under a Saliva concert shirt and not chunky, let's just say she fills out a pair of tight jeans in a good way. Very pretty face, with glasses and a big red knot on her jaw where the ole' boy popped her a good one. It seems she lives over by Tower Grove with this prick and he called her 6 year old daughter a ***** after drinking 7&7's all day and when she went off about it, he smacked shit out of her. She says she showered took his phone and left him with the kids. She is kinda drunk herself, but in a pleasant way, I offer her a beer and we're cruisin' and drinkin', heading nowhere in particular and I am thinking to myself, no way is this chick going to blow me. Well the little voice was dead fucking wrong this time and man does she smell good.
I say "where we going babe?" She just asks if I can turn on some tunes, so I put it on the MP3 player and a Michael Stanley tune called "Let's Get the Show on the Road" is playing so I am inspired and decide to fuck with her a little. I say hey there baby, you know you were awfully close to the stroll to be flagging cars like that, you coulda ended up with more than you bargained for. She says "how do you know about strolls?" I tell her I don't know much, just be glad it was me who picked you up. Then she looks me in the eye real close and says "you weren't looking to do something were you?" I decide to play awhile longer and say "like what?" I was trying to make her say it, but she just kept beatin' around the bush. I couldn't take it anymore so I say, "what are you lookin' to make some dope money?" To my complete surprise, she says "I got some dope, you wanna do some?" What you got baby? "China" she says and whips out 2 pills from her pocket. I told her no thanks, not my thing. She asks for another beer and we're partying here now, I fire one up and finally she says "I would smoke some crack too if I had some money." I asked her what she would be willing to do for .20?
She says "well I have only done this with my old boss and he would give me .25 for head and .50 for sex, with a condom of course." I say, "how 'bout I give you .20 and sample those BJ skills and if you're good I will give you a nice tip." Deal. She claims she gives "fire" head and I am inclined to agree with her. We are way over by Bevo, but luckily I know the area and find a spot quick like. Very nice tits and nips, soft skin and smells great, oh yeah I already said that, lol. She is going to town on 'lil Bill and I am thinking how great life can be when a dude on a Vespa rides up on us real slow, fuck! I find another spot and back at it when some kids come out of a gate, mother fuck! Well she is bold from the beer I guess and I am horny as hell, so I just stop on the side of Beethoven and away she goes, fuck 'em and feed 'em beans, I ain't moving again. This babe has very, very good oral skills and it was all over soon enough.
While she's bobbin' away the GNR song "It's So Easy" comes on and she is singing into my cock like it's a microphone and looking me in the eye and I am thinkin', damnit! She says tell me when you're going to cum and I am thinking this biatch isn't going to pull off is she?? I say you are going to get it right and she says of course just let me know. I did and she did and it was freakin' outstanding my friends, she stayed on til I told her enough, you are killing me, then the disgusting spit, but who could blame her?
She claims she is tossing the dude out, gave him a week to get his shit down the road. Then she is going to invite me over for more fun. She don't have digits, just his phone for now, but I gave her mine and she asked me if I was lying about my #. I tell her call it and you'll see, she whips out the phone and dials. When my cell starts ringing she gets a big grin on her pretty battered face and gives your daddy a big kiss on the cheek. Glad I gave her napkins earlier. So the plan is for her to get a phone this week and call me with the #, cause I am a "righteous dude and she wants to kick it" with me. BTW I gave a .10 tip and she says great I can get a fitty now, wanna smoke some with me? I say no thanks babe, no missions for me tonight. She calls the dope man and I get us another beer out of the cooler and away we go. We did all of this while sitting on the side of freakin' Beethoven with people out on their porches and shit. Oh well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I drop her in the alley behind Taft and Morganford, with a kiss goodbye and I see a shady lookin' white dude step out of a yard in my mirror and a car with some brothers in it pull up behind me. The art of the deal is alive and kickin' in Dutchtown. Also while we were shooting the shit after the deed, she explains to me her technique and how she has other oral and riding skills to try out on me. This was an exceptional find my brothers and I am highly anticipating round 2. She might even be monger fest eligible, if she ever calls me again. If not, it was still a damn good Tuesday afternoon. Treat myself to some Applebee's Carside To Go and head home with my beer and wings to watch the Birdos take an old fashioned ass whippin'. Good thing the Son's of Anarchy is on tonight, a fatty and some biker / porn hoes is just what I need.
Sorry I forgot to ask for a pic, I gotta get that thru my thick skull LO. Next time I promise bro. She will be on the list ASAP. Scuuze, I think your Candy is the one I saw in report # 1473. I will find her soon, cause she was fine. That's it boys, patience has it's virtues on the mean old SS streets, lol. Very high LEO presense this evening, but I didn't fuck with them and they didn't fuck with me.
Lay low,
Bill
Dejavu and Misc. Comments
First of all, I have no idea who molester Dave is. I must have missed the posts about him. The candy I was with (see post # 1508)was DEFINATELY blonde.(Marilyn Monroe type blonde) As far as CIM, I have no idea since I did FS with her. She did give good BB head leading up to the main event.
Now, here"s my Dejavu report. Went to the SS stroll Tuesday night 9/29. Was heading down Penn and low and behold there"s a brunette standing in the same yard as where I met Candy. She waves, I stopped. Her name is Janine,about 24, 5-5, 120, 34B, cute and clean. We go inside the house for a BBBJCIM for.25. Looks 7, skills 7, attitude 9. I looked at the cross street and the house is on the corner of Koeln and Penn. She gave the same story as Candy,that she doesn"t live there but visits often. No digits but gave her mine.
Both times there was a guy in the house but he was very friendly to me and even offered me a beer. I have no idea who he is or what his name is. I felt safe both times.
Wasn't in the stroll very long. Saw maybe 3 WSW and a few Leo. I was there around 10pm.
BTW. Anyone know whatever happened to JamesJ?
Scuuze
Made the SS this afternoon.....wondering!
Well, I'm still on the mend after Surgery but starting to feel like the little guy downstairs is gettin a little "cabin fever" and wants to try to play a bit. So, I took a drive this afternoon around 2 PM while it was raining out. It wasn't raining hard but I was hopeful somone would be out looking for work.
Around 3 PM, the rain had stopped 1/2 hour ago and yet still noone is out. Hmmmmm!!! So I pick up the phone, call 4 different numbers and zilch...no answer! Starting to think all the girls heard I had surgery and are letting me rest up!
I drove around on Jefferson, S. Broadway, Penn and Grand.......Never saw a SW out at all....
Called it a day and drove home to my antibiotics....... At least they're always there for me.....
Got the Sutures out of my elbow/arm yesterday and am starting to feel better and am able to move the arm a bit better. Still hurts but is improving! For those who kinda know me, but are wondering....I fish professionally and got hurt while fishing a Pro/Am tournament a couple weeks ago......6 days in the Hosp and 2 weeks of home antibiotics. Those will end at end of next week.... Say a few prayers for me to heal faster.... Meanwhile, I'll still venture when I can and read and be jealous of your reports...
Be safe out there.......
NukMed
"Early Mornin' Stone Pimpin'"
I am very glad to see you guys postin' up. I was gettin' tired of stacking posts, so I decided to leave it alone for a few days. Let's see where did I leave off? Oh yeah, Wednesday morning, before dawn, saw some activity at the Jeff ho house, but no Chrissy, who I would have snatched, but the rest of them kinda give me the heebies.
Head over to Grand and Kristie's out in front of her new place, gave her the "salute" and drove on. TS Stormy is hollering at cars and making a fool of it's self. Them I see a BSW in her PJ's and slippers. I didn't rec on the first pass so I did the loop and it's Sunshine, freshly showered and struttin', losing darkness so I decided to go for it. She says I know you and I say I know you and off we go. She asks if I want to go to Kristie's for some FS or a threesome and I say not today babe, just blow me. Off comes the hoodie, and there's those nice babies. At this point I am rethinking the FS thing. Damnit this girl is hot, but so fucking goonie when she's tweekin' or maybe always, cause I have never seen her straight.
A serviceable BBBJCIM and plenty of roman hands, then as soon as I blow she reaches for the fin tip and her jacket in one flail swoop and out the door she goes, spittin and joggin' away. I look around the car thinking she must of stolen something, but not that I can tell. So witff? That shit is too wierd for me, bros. Fuck her, what should have been a good experience turns into bizzarro world, glad I had low balled her (.15 + tip). Maybe that's why she bolted or maybe the dope house was about to close, who knows, but FYI, she is now officially on my boycott list and I might even flip her off too, when I see her again.
I took the last two mornings off because of self induced illnesses and I have an early mornin' appt. with Donna tomorrow, so I will leave the cold hard SS streets to my fellow mongers, be feakin' careful boys.
A couple of more items before I retire to watch Waino win his 20th, blonde Candy may be worth the hassle, my girls all say she is cool, except Donna, but she is just jealous, lol. If you have emailed me or sent me a PM lately, sorry if I haven't returned them yet, I will try to catch up Sunday, while I watch a once proud franchise try to salvage some dignity, hope we don't win too many though, Zorn must go. Cowher is who I want but I think Danny boy wants Shannahan. Congrats Cards on anohter fine season and I am feelin' it boys, go get 'em.
My predictions;
Carp = Comeback POY
Waino = Cy Young
Colby = Rookie of the year
the Mang = MVP, first ballot unanimous HOF
TLR & Dunc = 3 year contract then HOF
Yours truly, the often imitated, but seldom duplicated; humble monger and all around nice fucking guy:
Lay low,
Bill
Sounds like the RR Tracks Ashley
[QUOTE=Socratesrvng]Its tough out there boys! Left work headed straight down to the penn stroll via 55 got down there and saw nothing. Did roll by a BSW with white top and jeans nice thin figure. Made a couple turns and pull up along side of her yet one of my fellow monger brothas who knew her better than I was going to pulls up and scoops her. Nice one Mr. White F150! Whatever its all in the name of the game the fun is also in the chase right my brothas? ! Hit the loop a couple of times see absolutely nothing. Head over the the grand stroll and what do I see? . NOTHING! I sart making my way back to the penn stroll maybe some are out now as they may have been scooped up all at once and now there is an overabundance of them. Yes that is what goes through my head. Wishful thinking right? Anyway I get to meremac and grand and I see a thin white tall blonde walking and I know she is a working girl by how she is looking at traffic I try multiple times to discreetly get her attention. I stop in the bank parking lot. No go! I stop on the street right next to her and roll down the passenger window. No go! Finally I give up but the traffic light catches me and a few other cars right by the used car dealership right by the candy shop. Me and the guy in front of me are looking at her now and she is eyeing the guy in the car in front of me and she gestures for him to turn down the side street. Damnit I knew she was workin. Oh well I miss out on another one! Well time to get back on track start heading down to penn again. As I'm driving down broadway right before the tracks I see a brunette with red windbreaker pants and a soda from the chell up the street in here hands. Now I know this is def one. I personally never saw her before but maybe some of you guys have. I have been hearing alot about good and bad ashleys and this maybe one of them. So I hit the block and come up the side street right before her and she ignores me and keeps walking to the next street. I flip-a-b*tch and do the same thing as last time and she cuts through the park and walks down penn. Now I'm about to give up but I stay strong and I do another you'y and come up on her at penn and she finally decided to speak I'm like "why do you have me chasing you in brad daylight" she's like "I got to be careful" and I say "just get in" she hops in and we're off. As we're riding she's tellin me all about "do I notice how there aint no girls at all" and I'm like "yeah" she says they are all inside 'cause they are too scared to come out because of the sting they got going on. Apparently the cops are setting up the sting to run the girls out because of the new casino boat they are building. As we are ridin down penn chatting I see a tall blonde I have never seen in that area and I'm contemplating kickin this chick out and gettin the blonde in the ride. I'm thinking to myself I've been riding around her for over an hour and where did this chick come from. Of course they come out when I got one in the ride! Anyway as we pass her up I'm breaking my neck to see how she look in the face and she is doable. But ashley, if you haven't figured it out already this is ashley in the ride, says "have you seen her before? " I'm like "never". Ashley then says alot of the girls are saying that she is a cop! Thank you ashley for the warning. She says the blonde goes by the name "Candy"! No brothas this isn't the blonde candy from grand I've messed with that candy before this one is taller and alittle more built than that one. And no this isn't the brunette one ashley says that she knows that Candy real well and that def aint her. Just a warning bros stay away from the tall blonde! Noone has ever seen her around those parts and she just appeared and the word is she is a Sting waiting to happen! So we go on and talk about michelle blacke, who she says she is good friends with, says she is locked up with the $75k bond cash yeah stuff we already know whatever says she broke in to a dope house and all she got was $12 LOL, Too bad so sad for michelle. Goin back to the penn is what ashley says. Anyway we get out of the penn area and head to the park off loughborough, I think thats how you spell it LOL, and find a spot in the park. She starts going at it and I realize this BBBJ is not so good. This is what fucked me up I'm about to come and she pulls off! Ok now this has got to stop! Boycott this chick! I'm tired of these girls doin this shit! I clean up and I drop her off fast cause that was a waste of a good nut! Oh and her breast were disgusting she has fake ones and they are, like, rippled! It was disgusting to me never will I see this chick again!
Damage- service: 6, looks: 6, attitude: 8, overall: 6.5 gentlemen all she is good for is a CI(confidential informant)!
Hey someone let me know if they know this girl is she the good or bad ashley or do we have another bad ashley on our hands cause she is def terrible at the art of fallacio!
So-Crates[/QUOTE]
It would appear that you had just met the Ashley from next to the RR Tracks....She used to pimp for Lisa before Lisa went to Rehab. Don't know where Lisa is now but I had seen Lisa a few times with wonderful results. I chatted with Ashley a few times back then and even tried to get her to join in, but she would never do it...
NukMed