Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1916916]Okay so I just wanted to chime in on the whole Danielle and Cougar thing.

So I look at this like a shopping or business experience. Not really as a sentimental or caring endeavor.

So when I weight the option of Cougar versus Danielle I just have to go team Cougar all day long because she is just a way better value than Danielle in every single way.

She has a great attitude or is a great actor, one of the two and really I don't care because she's so good and apparently caring of a woman that you can't help but like her.

She has never once asked for a tip above and beyond the house fee Mike collects and doesn't turn into a ***** like some other women do when they fuck you and you don't tip and they go, "Oh" and their attitude totally changes.

Nothing save for anal is off the menu.

And in a comparison of just fucking, she is free and Danielle, for some ungodly reason thinks she's worth 300 dollars which is laughable.

I'm all for women being confident and having a positive self view, but she must be surrounded by a father or boyfriend who feeds her that bullshit line all day, "You're the prettiest girl in the world honey!

So honestly, unless you JUST want a HJ and that's it, you get way more bang for your buck from Cougar any day of the year![/QUOTE]Or maybe she just does not want to f at ck you and that is why she priced herself high to discourage you. What's wrong with her having a positive outlook on her life. That seems like something you lack in your department. Other than that I would always double down for a Cougar inside of a cub because I got a Tiger in tank who is always ready for roar.

After seeing all of the glowing reviews, last Friday I made an appointment with Cougar. They operate from 11-5 Mon-Friday, so it can be difficult to arrange a meet. I called at about 10:30 and was able to make an appointment for 11:15. First time visitors, it's a two-call system. They sent me to near the intersection and when I got close, I called with an exact location. Parked in the tiny lot in the back. The place is near the zoo and in an old, but safe location. I walk in and Mike welcomes me, offers me a water, and then takes me downstairs to Cougar.

She was smaller than I imagined which was good. Got a nice hug and kiss right off the bat. I paid Mike the $.1 and he shut the door behind him. Once that happen, the fun began. Started with a nice make-out session then I went face-down for the massage. It was light rubbing with a nice body-slide thrown in. She talks a lot which was good for me, it put me at ease. On the flip, she went to town with a very nice BBBJ. Unfortunately, I finished during the BJ, but she was smiles, cleaned me off, and just when I thought I was done, she said there was still a half-hour left, turned me over and continued the massage. With fifteen minutes to go, she flips again and gives another great BBBJCIM. She cleaned me off again and away I went. Went the full hour, two pops, and FS offered, which I will take advantage of on my next trip. No extra tip needed either. Very fantastic experience. I highly recommend.

[QUOTE=DarkLotus;1916978]Well if he wants to advertise, he needs to do it in the correct forum, and not do self reviews.

I'm finished with this subject.[/QUOTE]Mike,

If that is you. Could you add a third option?

Young and blond??

Be safe.

Goat.

[QUOTE=GoatOhio;1917153]Mike,

If that is you. Could you add a third option?

Young and blond??

Be safe.

Goat.[/QUOTE]How about getting Cougars daughter? She's talked to me about her, wonder what she would be like. Last time I was there, I was walking up the stairs from seeing Cougar and Danielle was in the hall, chasing her puppy. All she was wearing was a towel! I know she recognized me and I was waiting for her to ask why I wasn't there seeing her. I would have told her exactly why. She needs to take some lessons from Cougar. I'll even go so far as to let her watch next time, take notes, maybe even join in and have Cougar give her some tips and tricks!

I've always enjoyed Cougar 10 times more than Danielle but I still like that tight little spinner body, just don't like the difference in menu and price.

I agree, get a third choice!

[QUOTE=DarkLotus;1916978]Well if he wants to advertise, he needs to do it in the correct forum, and not do self reviews.

I'm finished with this subject.[/QUOTE]Don't sweat it DL. You were just stating the obvious from the beginning.

[QUOTE=Interista;1914612]After a long time observing and watching the reviews, finally I went to mike's place and saw danielle.

It was a 2 call system, they told me to meet them at a gas station and then I called back to guide me to the place. Although it's an old building, the place inside was very clean, organized, and ready for the session. Mike opens the door and led me to the room and got the $.1 for the hour and he told me to change and she will be here in a minute. She comes in and starts to undress. I was shocked a bit, she has a very small body, I like petite body but didn't think it was that small A maybe be cup. So started the session she talks a little but not as much as the reviews. After 30 minute she told me to flip, I saw her going for a HJ then I stopped her and said I want a 69 BJ. She said she doesn't do BJ. I replied not according to your reviews, she laughed and said okay but no mouth actions. It was a great CBJ and her pussy was wet. Massage was average nothing special, but she delivers. After the release, she said if I wanted a shower and whether I wanted the water hot, cold, warm I said warm since it's cold now!! Great shower place a lot of shampoos, creams, and towels so that shows they're clean and take care of their customers. So I finish the shower and come back to wear my clothes, she asked if I wanted to do more rub. I said no I'm not taking a shower again although there was 25 minutes left. I wore my clothes and she was still nude and asked if I was happy I said yes very. So definitely not a rushed session.

My comment: I didn't see any limit she did all that for $.1 maybe the FS is off limit but I didn't ask.

Next time I'm thinking about meeting cougar her reviews are better than danielle, but I'm afraid that it would be weird and I don't like it since she's almost twice my age LOL I'll probably going to do it soon anyway.[/QUOTE]You stated: "She said she doesn't do BJ. I replied not according to your reviews, she laughed and said okay but no mouth actions." I'm curious, how does she do a BJ with no mouth actions?

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1897307]$350 an hour. We'll see how long that lasts.[/QUOTE]Not long. The ads are gone.

[QUOTE=AmpingAround;1917937]You stated: "She said she doesn't do BJ. I replied not according to your reviews, she laughed and said okay but no mouth actions." I'm curious, how does she do a BJ with no mouth actions?[/QUOTE]She meant no mouth actions for her pussy during 69.

[QUOTE=AmpingAround;1917937]You stated: "She said she doesn't do BJ. I replied not according to your reviews, she laughed and said okay but no mouth actions." I'm curious, how does she do a BJ with no mouth actions?[/QUOTE]Just a wild-ass guess, but no DATY???

FWIW, a recent reviewer on the other site states Danielle now offers FS for only $ extra. A little comedown from the $$$.5 she was asking just a while ago, LOL.

[URL]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/11/cleveland_fbi_agents_raid_asia.html[/URL]

I never got the impression full service was available here, but I never pushed for it either. All that federal money for going after 'Trafficing' needs to go somewhere, I guess.

[QUOTE=GreatOutDoors;1921741][URL]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/11/cleveland_fbi_agents_raid_asia.html[/URL]

I never got the impression full service was available here, but I never pushed for it either. All that federal money for going after 'Trafficing' needs to go somewhere, I guess.[/QUOTE]Article states that parlor got busted for organized crime. It didn't say anything about prostitution.

[QUOTE=GreatOutDoors;1921741][URL]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/11/cleveland_fbi_agents_raid_asia.html[/URL]

I never got the impression full service was available here, but I never pushed for it either. All that federal money for going after 'Trafficing' needs to go somewhere, I guess.[/QUOTE]I kept my reports brief and to a minimum.

Cleveland will not let us have any AMP fun, it has been that way since the early 80's.

[QUOTE=Bzerkley;1921792]Article states that parlor got busted for organized crime. It didn't say anything about prostitution.[/QUOTE]I know how to read thanks. When the article was first posted the reason was vague and the explicit organized crime mention in the first paragraph hadn't been added.

My comment about trafficing stands, though. That's definitely on the list of things they'd want to charge any mob connections on, and I wouldn't be surprised if the staff had a little help getting into the country.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-hr-2500-15-hr-5000-xcellent-massage-2-hr-75-440-3106392-38/12992795[/URL]

Does anyone have any info on this one? I went to her for a massage, paid the 25, was a very good hour massage. Didn't press for more, but was wondering if anyone has had more. Wouldn't mind a "happy ending".

[QUOTE=BudBowl2001;1922303][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-hr-2500-15-hr-5000-xcellent-massage-2-hr-75-440-3106392-38/12992795[/URL]

Does anyone have any info on this one? I went to her for a massage, paid the 25, was a very good hour massage. Didn't press for more, but was wondering if anyone has had more. Wouldn't mind a "happy ending".[/QUOTE]From what she has told me its more of a straight up massage. Nothing more than that. $25 is a good price for a massage, but its too good to be true to get anything more. When I sort of asked she cut me off knowing what I was going to ask for and let me know that its just a "formal therapeutic massage". Unfortunately nothing more.

[QUOTE=BudBowl2001;1922303][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-hr-2500-15-hr-5000-xcellent-massage-2-hr-75-440-3106392-38/12992795[/URL]

Does anyone have any info on this one? I went to her for a massage, paid the 25, was a very good hour massage. Didn't press for more, but was wondering if anyone has had more. Wouldn't mind a "happy ending".[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed, no extras.

[QUOTE=Interista;1918115]She meant no mouth actions for her pussy during 69.[/QUOTE]I would of got thrown out, if that little hot body was on me in 69 I wouldn't of been able to control myself, I would of licked it anyways.

[QUOTE=BudBowl2001;1922303][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-hr-2500-15-hr-5000-xcellent-massage-2-hr-75-440-3106392-38/12992795[/URL]

Does anyone have any info on this one? I went to her for a massage, paid the 25, was a very good hour massage. Didn't press for more, but was wondering if anyone has had more. Wouldn't mind a "happy ending".[/QUOTE]Very nice massage with a very nice lady, great massage, great price but no extras. Actually felt week walking down the steps I was so relaxed but then had to go find another for release. If you have a good closer this is a great warm up.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;1922431]Very nice massage with a very nice lady, great massage, great price but no extras. Actually felt week walking down the steps I was so relaxed but then had to go find another for release. If you have a good closer this is a great warm up.[/QUOTE]I live in Ely so I was curious about her as well. Called her and she was very specific that nothing else would be included.

I called and got quoted $.3, I said that's way out of my range and she said wha wold work! I said 60 she said 50 would be fine. Anyone seen her?

My friend saw this one, the pics you see are better than the teeth or belly or whatever. Limited interaction. Basement floor mattress. Barely got the job done. No repeats.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/today-only-specials-120-for-the-hour-with-a-sexy-blonde-30/16390441[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrSmith1969;1931174]I called and got quoted $.3, I said that's way out of my range and she said wha wold work! I said 60 she said 50 would be fine. Anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]No, but if you find out what an Egyptian Body Rub is, you'll have to let us know. Sounds like maybe she rubs you until a pyramid forms under the sheet.

[QUOTE=MrSmith1969;1931174]I called and got quoted $.3, I said that's way out of my range and she said wha wold work! I said 60 she said 50 would be fine. Anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]You said 60, but she countered down to 50?

I'd like to see Carmen Friday but I'm a little concerned, her email doesn't seem to be working anymore and for a couple minutes her website was unavailable today. Is she still up and running? I'm guessing it is better to call and not email though? How is she?

[QUOTE=LowRider69;1932862]You said 60, but she countered down to 50?[/QUOTE]Yup even made an appt, drive to the place which was on the way to plan be. Pulled up and her and some dude were outside. Didn't feel right, so split. She called all apologetically and said it was room mate.

I remember the pictures but nothing else, older, anybody remember her?

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-body-rub-46/16466187[/URL]

Thanks.

H.

Edit: Never mind, Should have researched first, found the answer a post #66.

[QUOTE=MrSmith1969;1935093]Yup even made an appt, drive to the place which was on the way to plan be. Pulled up and her and some dude were outside. Didn't feel right, so split. She called all apologetically and said it was room mate.[/QUOTE]LOL! They're all room mates. You did the right thing, no doubt in my mind it was a bad situation...these girls don't counter 60 with 50 if legit. She wanted you there for some bad reason.

[QUOTE=JRome0719;1925014]I live in Ely so I was curious about her as well. Called her and she was very specific that nothing else would be included.[/QUOTE]Have seen her over a dozen times over the years and there are no extras. Just a great massage for a great price.

Xcttcx1.

Hungryeye.

Have you been out to visit this one. Pics look good for her age. Ravenna is a good drive for me if she is worth it. Help would be appreciated on this one. Thanks.

Fish

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;1935875]I remember the pictures but nothing else, older, anybody remember her?

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-body-rub-46/16466187[/URL]

Thanks.

H.

Edit: Never mind, Should have researched first, found the answer a post #66.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Fishin4;1938374]Hungryeye.

Have you been out to visit this one. Pics look good for her age. Ravenna is a good drive for me if she is worth it. Help would be appreciated on this one. Thanks.

Fish

.[/QUOTE]I work out by Ravenna and she looks super familiar. I can't be certain but I think I've seen her at Target or something out there. And just sharing my opinion, but when I look at those pictures on her ad, they aren't good. Unless you're into the "I'm a heroin addict with saggy pancake boobs" look. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1938990]I work out by Ravenna and she looks super familiar. I can't be certain but I think I've seen her at Target or something out there. And just sharing my opinion, but when I look at those pictures on her ad, they aren't good. Unless you're into the "I'm a heroin addict with saggy pancake boobs" look. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]Have visited her more than a year ago. Much older looking in person than pics very skinny wears a bikini during rub and smokes a lot.

[QUOTE=Fishin4;1938374]Hungryeye.

Have you been out to visit this one. Pics look good for her age. Ravenna is a good drive for me if she is worth it. Help would be appreciated on this one. Thanks.

Fish

.[/QUOTE]I saw her several years ago when I worked out that way. Basically it a body rub with oil and a hand job to finish. Her SO was there when I showed up and then he went out for a drive. I asked to wash up or shower after we were done because of all the oil but she said no as he would be home soon. Never went back again.

Xcttcx1.

[QUOTE=Fishin4;1938374]Hungryeye.

Have you been out to visit this one. Pics look good for her age. Ravenna is a good drive for me if she is worth it. Help would be appreciated on this one. Thanks.

Fish

.[/QUOTE]No I haven't seen her and will not after a little research and comments of those that have.

However I do have this thing for older skinny chicks, as well as young skinny, old bigger ones etc etc. Guess I really like variety, LOL.

Stay safe.

H.

[QUOTE=Xcttcx1;1939760]I saw her several years ago when I worked out that way. Basically it a body rub with oil and a hand job to finish. Her SO was there when I showed up and then he went out for a drive. I asked to wash up or shower after we were done because of all the oil but she said no as he would be home soon. Never went back again.

Xcttcx1.[/QUOTE]I found her advertising on a chat line looking for a guy to join her and her hubby for some fun. That was 3 to 4 years ago. I don't care for her face but she does have a pretty hot body and a very tight pussy. She took a break from the body rubs but must be back for some holiday cash.

I recommend anyone planning on making an appointment ask some questions first.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cute-and-busty-always-one-of-a-kind-best-quality-22/6814573[/URL]

[URL]http://jessicashemale.********.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Josh88;1941353]I recommend anyone planning on making an appointment ask some questions first.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cute-and-busty-always-one-of-a-kind-best-quality-22/6814573[/URL]

[URL]http://jessicashemale.********.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]While I am sorry for your experience with HIM I think this is hilarious, thanks for the Black Friday laughs!

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1941416]While I am sorry for your experience with HIM I think this is hilarious, thanks for the Black Friday laughs![/QUOTE]

Sorry to mislead you. I was just providing intel. I did not sample the wares. I just researched the photos. I am sure the ad in the Cleveland BP is probably a girl using those photos not knowing that they are photos of a shehe? Someone should call and tell her.

[QUOTE=Josh88;1941353]I recommend anyone planning on making an appointment ask some questions first.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cute-and-busty-always-one-of-a-kind-best-quality-22/6814573[/URL]

[URL]http://jessicashemale.********.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn he's hot lmao.

Had a visit with Danielle at Mike's a few weeks ago and it was a good time. She does talk alot but it actually helped me not be so nervous. She definitely has a tight body and gives a decent massage the best part was she did offer FS for $1. Didn't partake but I'm sure it would have been very good. I think they are pretty safe, the neighborhood was fine, I didn't feel uncomfortable but from what I hear cougar is more rewarding. I would just be a bit concerned about overall health issues if she does alot of BBBJ and rimming. I could be wrong but that makes me a little nervous.

On another issue has anyone tried these two, they look pretty attractive but I can't find any reviews or anything to suggest they are legit.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/andgtandgtandgtandgt100-smoking-hot-mother-daughter-duo-ready-2-stimulate-your-mind-and-body-andltandltandlt-25/11578236[/URL]