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[QUOTE=Irish Male2]Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.[/QUOTE]From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12[/url]

LT

[QUOTE=Irish Male2]Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.[/QUOTE]

There are places in S. arlington where an occasional HSW can be found but the DC amps in my opinion are your best bet.

[QUOTE=Capu Ccino]Is there anybody notice a camera inside the room and shower at Supra?[/QUOTE]

You know (seriously, no joke) I can't recall a room in an AMP that didn't have some little dark hole in the ceiling, but I always said to myself "nah, can't be."

[QUOTE=Junky11]You know (seriously, no joke) I can't recall a room in an AMP that didn't have some little dark hole in the ceiling, but I always said to myself "nah, can't be."[/QUOTE]

I've noticed those, too. I always figured it was another monger with a lot of, um, propulsion.

I seriously doubt that an AMP would risk having a bunch of tapes laying around as evidence for LE. But if thats the case I'm sure 1818 has a couple of me from a few years back. The real bad thing would be somebody seeing me do the deed. In my mind I think I'm fairly good looking and pretty good at handling business. The reality of the tape would probably be quite disturbing. LOL. Only thing I can think of is possibly a security watch for the girls but have never heard of anything like that. Also very unlikely. A little bit of curiosity and fear can go a long way in keeping you safe but don't be paronoid.

[QUOTE=Love Tractor]From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12[/url]

LT[/QUOTE]
It's a nice idea. It's just a shame that half those places are closed. Downtown, Sun, Sun vip, accufitness. Well, I don't miss downtown.

Wayward One

[QUOTE=HowRich]I seriously doubt that an AMP would risk having a bunch of tapes laying around as evidence for LE. But if thats the case I'm sure 1818 has a couple of me from a few years back. The real bad thing would be somebody seeing me do the deed. In my mind I think I'm fairly good looking and pretty good at handling business. The reality of the tape would probably be quite disturbing. LOL. Only thing I can think of is possibly a security watch for the girls but have never heard of anything like that. Also very unlikely. A little bit of curiosity and fear can go a long way in keeping you safe but don't be paronoid.[/QUOTE]
Always perform as if you're on camera. That's all it comes down to. These days you never know when you might show up on YouTube...

I suspect if it were true...which I doubt...it is for security. It would explain some of the admiring smiles of the mamasan though... ;-)

[QUOTE=Wayward One]It's a nice idea. It's just a shame that half those places are closed. Downtown, Sun, Sun vip, accufitness. Well, I don't miss downtown.

Wayward One[/QUOTE]Thanks for the updates - I've updated the map. Yeah, lots of closed places. I will probably just remove them if they've been closed for a long while; I was just keeping the placeholders in case they opened up under a new name in the near future.

Any new places that need to be added?

[QUOTE=Love Tractor]From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12[/url]

LT[/QUOTE]

LT,

As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.

Thanks again.

Just curious if anyone knows anything about what appears to be a "massage" service in DC. There are a number of ads on CL with the same phone number, ending 6334. Some say just massage, no full service; others mention the full menu. You can find that same number online that appears to be posted by "Bo," who I'm assuming runs the place.

Names include: Honey, Tasha, Eva, Angel, Kitten, and Meagan.

The camera issue at the famous Toyota plant may not be as farfetched as some may think.

Prior to management realignment, CCTV monitors were housed in a public location, in clear view of all employees. The monitors have since moved to another room.

The individual in question spends much time in this room, alone. Curious, is it not? I leave the rest to your creative minds.

Just some observations I made during my time spent there.

Ian

[QUOTE=Triesharder]LT,

As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]My contribution for this is minimal; I think WO created the list which I used to create the map and therefor deserves the credit ;)

[QUOTE=Triesharder]LT,

As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

A tried the file and I had to get rid of the '&' in H & H before it would work but I have an older version of google earth.

LT,
Great job, and a great way to hit my radar screen, see the [post=576520] reports of distinction[/post] thread. Welcome.

Olympic is aka Rio.

BB and I had occasion to raid the city earlier in the week doing some basic research. Supra may have some merit.

Suzie is a spinner. - BB's draw. Amazing body. High on my 'to-do' list.

Happy is a winner. -- LL's draw.
Happy
Face: 7
Body: 8+
Massagi: 6
TS: 7
Sexo: 8
Overall: 7

Both are worthy of a repeat.

BTW - Younger mamasan = 43yo long black hair, nice rack, tight looking in blue jeans, flirty. I think I would have had a hell of a good time if she were my provider. Best looking 40+yo I have seen in a while. Knowing Asian women look young, I still pegged her in her early thirties. I digress...

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]LT,

Great job, and a great way to hit my radar screen, see the [post=576520] reports of distinction[/post] thread. Welcome.[/QUOTE]Cool - thanks. Original post

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=574870&postcount=1465[/url]

has a kml file that can be used for personal GPS or Nav system.

Now if I can just figure a way to use wikipedia to host reports for each AMP/ provider ;)

LT

[QUOTE=Ian Dokkaebi]The camera issue at the famous Toyota plant may not be as farfetched as some may think.

Prior to management realignment, CCTV monitors were housed in a public location, in clear view of all employees. The monitors have since moved to another room.

The individual in question spends much time in this room, alone. Curious, is it not? I leave the rest to your creative minds.

Just some observations I made during my time spent there.

Ian[/QUOTE]During my very recent visits, the monitors were up front near the door and they displayed the outside of the building and stairwell areas.

The real Pcpc...

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I won't say I told you so, but I did. This is what I got in my pm box right after I posted. It's from this guy's second account...


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So, you're even more of a chump than most of us suspected. It's evident from your long term behavior on this board that you are dealing with a serious maculinity and identity crisis. Still, we're all very surprised that you would just lie down, spread those shitters and let PC slide on up in you so freely. And, ooooo-eeee, did he bust off one big cupcake into your colon. It's nice to see you slapped down, kicked around and half lucid - your own karma slapping you right in your big, barking at the moon mouth. You can save all that shit about being the bigger man, tho...along with that feminine talk about "i'm doing this for the good of the board." Nobody believes that shit - not even you. Face it, little man beat you down without even breaking a sweat. Guess you'll have to consider renaming that url of yours now. Maybe to something more practical and reflective of who you are. OH! I KNOW! How about Bull Shit Reeks? After all, it does, right?
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I've only been to two different AMPs on two separate occasions here in the DC area in the past 6 months, and both times I got the same girl. What are the odds?

Went to Supra, and Nana was my draw. I wasn't crazy about her the first go around when she was working somewhere else (can't remember name). She's got a great attitude and good service, but a little to 'muscular' for me (I like the spinners).

Was there about 2p, and was pretty busy and only got 30min. Someone else came in and I could hear them ask for Nana (someone here? ). I told her she could go take care of her customer in hopes that I would get one of the spinners LL mentioned a few days ago, but no dice; she wanted to finish the job. So even though she didn't rush, everything was still rushed. I wasn't that keen on prolonging it with her anyway, so I went along.

So a question. What's a polite way to say 'no thanks. Is there someone else available' when a girl comes to your room that you would rather not have? Esp when its a girl like Nana, who is really friendly.

LT

LT:

Back when DC had much more to offer and I patronized more regularly, I would often ask for a line up or I refused the first girl presented if I didn't like her. If you like the smaller, more petite girls, then I would ask for one specifically, assuming the mamasan speaks English well enough. That may make some people uncomfortable, but it always worked for me. Sometimes the spas don't like doing that or they will bring a few at a time. I can remember getting a lineup of five or six girls at Downtown a few years ago.

If you don't like the one you are brought, just say no thanks, or "not my type." You are the customer, remember. Don't be a jerk about it, but matter of fact.

The following is for entertainment purposes only, and resemblance to reality is strictly coincidental.

11 am today. (Monday). Sitting at my desk with massive wood and extremely high yellow fever.

Decided to make another pilgrimage to the green palace.

Ring the door around 12:15 pm. Ask for KOKO. Mamasan said "she on vacation". So I ask for my favorite backup. Sue. (Suzy).

I hand Mamasan the house fee and within 3 mins in walks my old friend Suzy.

She says TS is busy for 5 min. So we pass the time with some DATY and great 69.

After 8 or 10 min. Heard mama son yell and Suzy responded. (shower free now). So off we go to the TS. Great marks for Suzy with the TS as usual. Nothing outstanding. But very nice as well.

All sparkly clean. She takes me back to the room up front.

Now here is where I got a bit miffed.

As soon as I get back in the room, In walks May right behind Suzy, May says Suzy busy with other customer, and that she will take care of me. (wink wink).

May was young. Late 20's. Very tight body. Enhanced C's.

But I didn't like the attitude, she just came across to me as "I really don't want to be with you" attitude.

I had her get mamasan. And I asked for a lineup. Since May was not what I wanted. Mamasan says no other girls free. But if I want to wait. I can get Suzy when she is done with some other monger.

Not liking my other options. I said sure. I will wait.

After what seemed an eternity. Finally in walks Suzy. All smiles and very willing to see me again.

We went right to the action. Since I prefer to have the yellow fever taken care of BEFORE the massage.

As with every other time I have been with Suzy. I will give her all 8's across the board. Not a gfe. But close enough to it for me.

The massage was nice. Average. But yet with the yellow fever gone, it felt fantastic. LOL

I walked out to the construction site with a spring in my step and a big smile on my face.

Went by the Red Door today after lunch and was greeted by Sue at the door. This worked out fine because I had a great time with her last visit.

This visit was much the same. Great TS, on to a decent massagie then a superb main course. I think it really freaks her out how much she enjoys the DATY but I get into it. We ended in the missionary. This girl knows how to do it right and please me.

Good job Sue!! I'll be back....

I assume they read this forum because I noticed after all the talk about cameras and holes in the ceiling every little chip in the ceiling tile and even the missing screw hole on the air vent had tissue paper jammed in it. Guess they don't want us being paranoid.

Went to supra this afternoon. They're getting younger looking now! Not sure how many are working but asked for line up and got line up of 2. I saw another girl in street clothes before the line up but I selected suzzie. Says she's 22 and she looked young. Average size around 5'4" with enhancements and spinner type (no butt). Table shower and was really clean. Back to room and straight to fun (high five! ), a little bit chatty of a girl and they blast the in room music but all-n-all a good time, around a 7. 5. She could have easily made the line up at DT back in the day/

She been there a couple weeks and she said vacation coming up soon so enjoy!

[QUOTE=Love Tractor]

So a question. What's a polite way to say 'no thanks. Is there someone else available' when a girl comes to your room that you would rather not have? Esp when its a girl like Nana, who is really friendly.

LT[/QUOTE]I sometimes don't like the girl that comes in the room so I just ask to see mamasan and then deal with her. The most polite way is to ask for a lineup when you first arrive. I've done it by simply asking mamasan "Can you show me my choice?" Usually they provide a lineup.

I've had Nana before and felt like I was a car going through the assembly line at the Ford factory. It didn't feel personal at all.

Horsetrader

I went by Supra tonight and asked for a lineup. The mamasan was not the one LL saw, but she was nice and friendly enough. I got a choice of three different ones, all acceptable to me. I chose Suzie, although Happy looked nice, too. We had a very good conversation. She was so enjoyable that I'd love to chat with her again.

I'm not sure if this is alright to post or not but I was looking for the phone number to a particular AMP and I found this page.

[url]http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.com/html/list/WashingtonDC.htm[/url]

It lists A LOT of the AMP's that we all love and most of the contact information.

Questions for all:

What time does 1333 Green Court usually close?

How much should I expect to spend? max?

Is it safe to walk in that area late on weeknights or are there places to park?

Good selection of women on weeknights?

Sorry for the questions but I was always taught to defer to the locals.

Thanks!

Jim

You ask some really good questions. I can't wait for some of the answers you're going to get. I'll just step aside and wait for the fun to start.

You said :List of a lot of the Massage Parlors in the Area.

I'm not sure if this is alright to post or not but I was looking for the phone number to a particular AMP and I found this page.

[url]http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.c...ashingtonDC.htm[/url]

It lists a lot of the AMP's that we all love and most of the contact information.

This is a real blast from the past. This list appears to be from about 1999. The only thing that puzzles me is why there is no mention of Yoko Spa. Anyone else remember that place? It was on Florida Ave. Above Dupont Circle. What a great place. The first AMP for me (I've tried most of them since) and it had Angie, perhaps the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Not the best massage, but looking down at her was so much worth it. She had worked in NY and returned there after her stint here, according to another girl who worked at Yoko Spa. When Angie returned to NY she gave me her pager number. I tried many times to call her, but everything was in Korean, so I could only guess at what to do. I would definitely have made the trip to NY to see her. But that was years ago. Just wondered if anyone else remembers Yoko Spa.

Well, as some of my brotherly seniors know, I've been outa the loop for a spell, thanks to a painful combination of school and no income... nevermind, as I am keepin my eyes on tha prize! Nontheless, I figured that I would have a go at yet another newb, and let LV, LL and the others have a bit of rest.

So, Jim, lets give you a little 'Guide introduction:

1. If you have less than a reasonable number of quality, informative posts (and trust me, one post is definitely not in that bracket) do NOT ask any questions. Your only mission here, should it involve any typing, is to PROVIDE information, not ask for it.

2. If you would be so kind as to scroll up to the top of the screen, you will see a link to abbreviations. Look this up: RTFF. Until requirement number 1 is fulfilled, this is the only way you are going to be able to obtain any information here.

3. To ensure that you do not receive a harsher lashing (what can I say, I'm in a good mood) from any other seniors, especially the super ones, I suggest that you endevour to fulfill requirements 1 and 2 with quick dispatch, unless you have a desire to have any more questions that you may unwisely ask very rudely rebuffed.

That is all. By the way, since this seems to happen about once a week, if anyone else intends to post to this forum for the first time, take heed to these suggestions. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to a colorful reply from LL. That is all.

Selah!

You unwisely uttured:

[QUOTE=Jim5000]Questions for all:

What time does 1333 Green Court usually close?

How much should I expect to spend? max?

Is it safe to walk in that area late on weeknights or are there places to park?

Good selection of women on weeknights?

Sorry for the questions but I was always taught to defer to the locals.

Thanks!

Jim[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jim5000]Questions for all:

What time does 1333 Green Court usually close?

How much should I expect to spend? max?

Is it safe to walk in that area late on weeknights or are there places to park?

Good selection of women on weeknights?

Sorry for the questions but I was always taught to defer to the locals.

Thanks!

Jim[/QUOTE][list=1][*]About 2. If the gay bar is rockin, they may leave early.[*]House fee is $60 for the hour. If you plan on asking your provider for any extra services, please go to the DC All Topics > Reports of Distinction thread and scroll down until you see a report titled "Basic AMP practices and background." Click on that link and read. It has been updated to current pricing in DC Metro. ...and that is what you should expect to spend - max.[*]NO. This is DC Toto, you aren't in Kansas any more--you are not safe walking around at night. ...and not since they started excavating the parking lot in front of the place...[*]That depends on if the one they send in works for you. If not, they usually have a couple more that might work. Damn hard to get a lineup at that place.[*]Unfortunately for you, local custom on this board is to read first and ask questions that aren't on the board. Our theory is simple: If you give a man a fish, he will spend the rest of his life begging you for more fish. OTOH, if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for the rest of his life.[/list]
Well Jimb0, welcome to the DC board. Others may tell you that I was feeling pretty mellow tonight. They do not exaggerate. Since I did give you a straight answer to your numerous questions on your first post, I sincerely hope your second post will not be more questions, but rather a trip report about the hot little spinner that waxes your pole late tomorrow night. I'll be watching for it!

LL

PS Sorry Chaz, my heart wasn't in it tonight. Maybe Van or Lax have some kind words for JimmyFiveK?

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Our theory is simple: If you give a man a fish, he will spend the rest of his life begging you for more fish. OTOH, if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for the rest of his life. [/QUOTE]So where's my next fish LL? Can I have another? Please???
LOL

DESTINATION 1
Visited the Celica's big sister last night near the Circle D. I hope they aren't getting back to their old habit of rushing you out at full rates...but that was what happened last night. 30 minutes flat...despite calling first and not being busy when I called. Saw Cherry. Great girl, but, 30 minutes out of 60 is a deal-breaker for me. Hopefully this was the exception and not the new standard.
BTW - Who was the sexy thing I spied along the way...about 5'7" (in heels), nice ass, and long flowing brunette locks with curls?

DESTINATION 2
Headed uptown to de Janiero and had a great full-length session with a beautiful but slightly older lady by the name of Hanna. Even got a second massage to fill out the hour.

If one is smart enough to find this forum, one would think that same person would be smart enouth to read at least SOME of the forum!

In short, Jim500, DO NOT expect jack shit of information from anyone here until and unless you actually POST YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE AT LEAST ONCE!!!

Someone mistakenly gave you some reall good info on 1333 Green. Now GO AWAY and do not come back until you are READY TO POST and tell us all about it!

SHEESH!!!!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Jim5000]Questions for all:

What time does 1333 Green Court usually close?

How much should I expect to spend? max?

Is it safe to walk in that area late on weeknights or are there places to park?

Good selection of women on weeknights?

Sorry for the questions but I was always taught to defer to the locals.

Thanks!

Jim[/QUOTE]

I went to Han-Sol/Happiness yesterday around 2:15pm. Very convenient for a workday escape. When I get there I climb up the steps and push the door open but it is padlocked and chained from the inside! WTF?!

This is a busy area; Tour bus, tourists, etc. The noise attracted attention so I shrugged my shoulders and turned to leave. Now it gets weird. As I am crossing the street the young black girls with the tour bus shirts on start screaming at me! "SIR! SIR! This one is open. Go in here". They are pointing to a door down by their little stand. What the Fuck?! I can't imagine the AMP is asking these girls to steer business to them. At least not like this! I just waved them off and kept walking in the opposite direction.

Does anyone know what is going on? Are both spots now closed? Did Royal open back up? Happiness is certainly closed.

Hey guys,

The map and open/closed info is so helpful. I have been foraging outside the District for a while since all of my regular haunts bit the dust.

New Intel:

New world on 11th is gone. The building is a shell and being refurbished.

I visited Rio for the first time today - everything A+ and 100% satisfied. Mamasan is friendly and Hot! Got Apple and she was so sweet. Non rushed and more than usually offered in terms of time and action.

Cheers,

Chris

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]Willing to hit Youngs or Rio if anybody has a positive report of something younger than 35 years of age.

Can backchannel and will RTFF with info.[/QUOTE]Hey,

I just checked out Rio today for the first time. I can highly recommend it. Easy to find, good parking and warm, welcoming reception. Enjoy

C

Demands total fee upfront, TS shortest ever, nice 4 min massage, then nice CBJ for 2 min, Weak CG, then mish which is not much fun. So I ask for doggie? OK, but after a few pushes, nooo! too big, so I improvise standing mish and finish.

Total time 36 Min. Sorry for a shoddy report but I am mad, and pressed for time.

Have fun out there

[QUOTE=Bill88]Demands total fee upfront, TS shortest ever, nice 4 min massage, then nice CBJ for 2 min, Weak CG, then mish which is not much fun. So I ask for doggie? OK, but after a few pushes, nooo! too big, so I improvise standing mish and finish.

Total time 36 Min. Sorry for a shoddy report but I am mad, and pressed for time.

Have fun out there[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the prompt and informative report Bill.

Anyone know where I can find something on the petite side? Went to M st around 1am on a Sat. Not only was it freezing in there, but the chick was really rushing. I guess because she was the only one there. After waiting about 30min for her to finish with whoever she was with, she came in and gave me a bs massage. Started mish. Went for a walk and finished with her on top. I can't remember her name, but I have to admit she was put together pretty well. Though I'm not a big huge fan of plastic oranges, much prefer real ones. TS afterward (which for me is a first) so it wasn't as enjoyable, but at least I made it home clean.

TS 4
Body 8
Overall 5

I visited Wisconsin two weeks ago and had a great dream. I haven't been able to get on the site lately to post, hence the tardiness of the report. I went on the early side of lunch and saw Maya (if my translation of engrish was accurate). It was an all around good experience and probably my best of 2007. I'd highly recommend going back to Wisconsin to dream. Judging from the lack of intel on this site lately, I'm not going to give up more. Senior members may PM me for details.

OG

Any reviews on Cherub in VA?