Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jim Ryan55]Are there any other regular SPs who allow the client to be undraped while on the table?[/QUOTE]

Read the forum my friend...

[QUOTE=SomeOrlandoGuy]I saw a few requests as to what happened to her. She is no longer there. She got married Saturday, and is apparently out of the business.

SOG[/QUOTE]I heard she is having a baby as well

This is my first post. But I have enjoyed the site for a long time. This nightmare dream begins with me diving 1/2 hour plus to a rainbow ala oriental. I have vistied many times and gotting great service (older but nice), I arrive at 1030am ring bell and the lady that answers the door is pissed right off the bat. I ask for linda, my therapist at my last visit, she screams "No linda here" we walk by another massuse and I ask her, once again my nasty mama san screams the same thing. Alright I should have left right there but no I stupidly stay for the worst table shower and a massage that I ever had. On the flip after a nasty and rude quote she worked as though she was literally trying to rip a weed from the ground. Not really a exciting situation having no effect. She asked how much longer and I said thats enough already, I proceeded to ask her why she was treating me like sh-t and she starts a screaming match that I called her a liar because I asked for Linda and none of the girls I mentioned work there (I DID see the girls I mentioned, and enjoyed them). Through 20 in tip and split and noticed another sucker running from the other room to the door. I will not vists rainbow again and advise others to Not vistit rainbow either. What a Miserable dream.

I too awoke from a rainbow nightmare ! Wanted to return to stage 5 Rem, but too disturbed. Avoid !

[QUOTE=Zedder]This is my first post. But I have enjoyed the site for a long time. This nightmare dream begins with me diving 1/2 hour plus to a rainbow ala oriental. I have vistied many times and gotting great service (older but nice), I arrive at 1030am ring bell and the lady that answers the door is pissed right off the bat. I ask for linda, my therapist at my last visit, she screams "No linda here" we walk by another massuse and I ask her, once again my nasty mama san screams the same thing. Alright I should have left right there but no I stupidly stay for the worst table shower and a massage that I ever had. On the flip after a nasty and rude quote she worked as though she was literally trying to rip a weed from the ground. Not really a exciting situation having no effect. She asked how much longer and I said thats enough already, I proceeded to ask her why she was treating me like sh-t and she starts a screaming match that I called her a liar because I asked for Linda and none of the girls I mentioned work there (I DID see the girls I mentioned, and enjoyed them). Through 20 in tip and split and noticed another sucker running from the other room to the door. I will not vists rainbow again and advise others to Not vistit rainbow either. What a Miserable dream.[/QUOTE]

I spoke to a therapist who practices in Seminole County. I think the reason why the dessert menu is not regularly

(or at all) offered is because they are spooked and skittish there.

According to the therapist, those places that got busted had to deal with a $50k bond (post 10%) to get out of jail.

A friend of this therapist, who was busted, is still in jail because she can't post the $5k. This friend asked the

Therapist to post it for her, but if the friend skipped town, the therapist would be liable for the whole $50k.

It is not my intent to put a downer on this forum, just to provide a possible explanation as to why Seminole County

Providers are being skittish. Time will probably change this.

I am sure Seminole County's crime rate has dropped significantly because of these recent busts (sarcasm intended).

Be safe

Yesterday I went to Assa for another quality massage. I enter and find a new, stunning Latina hostess (perfect English) who welcomes me. I pay for the hour and she shows me to the room (too bad she was not the therapist).

I get the same therapist from the last few times. She has a very good technique and knows how to thoroughly relax me. In the end, I am very relaxed and satisfied.

The therapists that I have seen are a 20-something Jamaican/Bahamian girl and a 50-something Jamaican/Bahamian woman. Both have excellent techniques. I hope that the Latina hostesses learn the craft: they will have to add on to the businss in that case (as of now, for first-timers, it is a slight let-down that the therapist is not one of these 2 hostesses: but wait, I sense that this will change in the near future).

One note about the parking situation: you can park at the mortgage place next door because the owners own that location as well. No need to fight over 2 non-handicapped spots anymore. They should put up a sign to that effect, because if their tiny lot is full, I usually would just keep on driving.

Be safe and careful.

[QUOTE=Film5947]I heard she is having a baby as well[/QUOTE]I only got a massage! I swear!

Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red

[QUOTE=Redeyez]Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red[/QUOTE]It just goes to show you that you have to remain careful and rely on your gut instead of your magic wand. It looks like someone in Seminole County has a hair up their butt, so the providers there are probably just giving shoulder rubs (slight exageration).

Be safe.

Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Yesterday I went to Assa for another quality massage. I enter and find a new, stunning Latina hostess (perfect English) who welcomes me. I pay for the hour and she shows me to the room (too bad she was not the therapist).

I get the same therapist from the last few times. She has a very good technique and knows how to thoroughly relax me. In the end, I am very relaxed and satisfied.

The therapists that I have seen are a 20-something Jamaican/Bahamian girl and a 50-something Jamaican/Bahamian woman. Both have excellent techniques. I hope that the Latina hostesses learn the craft: they will have to add on to the businss in that case (as of now, for first-timers, it is a slight let-down that the therapist is not one of these 2 hostesses: but wait, I sense that this will change in the near future).

One note about the parking situation: you can park at the mortgage place next door because the owners own that location as well. No need to fight over 2 non-handicapped spots anymore. They should put up a sign to that effect, because if their tiny lot is full, I usually would just keep on driving.

Be safe and careful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Solotraveler]Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?[/QUOTE]Touch of Asia: you can pick.

[QUOTE=Solotraveler]Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?[/QUOTE]Oops. I did mean Touch of Asia, not Assa.

As far as I know, Assa is all Asians. Touch of Asia (Kissimmee) has no Asians, just 2 cute Latina hostesses and 2 Caribbean (dark) therapists. I heard they hired a third therapist, but I have not seen her.

Be safe.

You South Orlando/Kissimmee folk can breath easy once again and save your gas driving to Longwood.

You DEFINATLY want to go here once again.

[QUOTE=Redeyez]Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red[/QUOTE]

Barney Fife and his band of misfits who run in the face of real crime terrorize a few AMPs and we are all supposed to run scared. Think again. Go ahead, bust me. I dare you. No, I double dare you. The lawsuit I will bring for false arrest (is getting a legitimate massage illegal?) will pay for my great-great-great grandchildren's college education. Now who is scared? Pathetic losers.

New to the area. Was looking at going to East/West, but looks like Leo stopped by. Was E/W a good place to go? Any advise for a good massage in this town?

[QUOTE=Zooman]New to the area. Was looking at going to East/West, but looks like Leo stopped by. Was E/W a good place to go? Any advise for a good massage in this town?[/QUOTE]
Welcome, but since I guess you read the paper, also RTFF. That's not a good introduction. The answer to your question lies here somewhere Trust me. And yes East/West is very nice place to get a good massage by a good licensed massage therapist.

Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.

I was a regular a year ago. Always got good friendly service.

I will visit soon. Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.[/QUOTE]

Search this forum and u will find wealth of information

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.[/QUOTE]To me, the places are different, but I think Assa just nudges past ToA in a competition.

ToA:
1. Good, quality massage
2. Caribbean masseuses
3. 2 Latina pretty hostesses learning the trade.
4. No T.S.

Assa:
1. Good massage with the Asian touch
2. T.S.
3. Ample parking

YMMV, but try whichever suits you the best. If you stick to 1-2 places, you become a regular, and the service gets better.

Be safe.

Here's my (similar) comparison having just visited both today. There were two of us that sacrificed our bodies for this scientific research:

Remember: YMMV!

Touch of Asia-Kissimmee
Cover: $.9
Hostess: latina
Provider 1: Lilly, older american lady
Provider 2: ? older caribbean/darker skinned lady
Massage: Both excellent
Stress Release: Not offered
Tip: $.2

Assa: I-Drive
Cover: $.9
Hostess: none
Provider 1: middle aged asian lady
Provider 2: could be younger sister of #1
Massage: Typical AMP so-so
Stress Release: offered
Tip $.4

Let's be careful out there!

Never been to a massage parlor, but if there is one that gives service like on this site please let me know. Who says you have to have FS to have fun.

[url]http://www.soapymassage.com/main.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Here's my (similar) comparison having just visited both today. There were two of us that sacrificed our bodies for this scientific research:

Remember: YMMV!

Touch of Asia-Kissimmee
Cover: $.9
Hostess: latina
Provider 1: Lilly, older american lady
Provider 2: ? older caribbean/darker skinned lady
Massage: Both excellent
Stress Release: Not offered
Tip: $.2

Assa: I-Drive
Cover: $.9
Hostess: none
Provider 1: middle aged asian lady
Provider 2: could be younger sister of #1
Massage: Typical AMP so-so
Stress Release: offered
Tip $.4

Let's be careful out there![/QUOTE]
TOA in Kissimmee:
Just curious, when you say "older" how much older do you think they are, and besides no extras offered, are they good looking or the kind of "you better shut your eyes until they finish so you don't look at her face" type of therapist? You know what I mean.... I always enjoy a good massage even when no extras are offered but I always find a good "compensating factor is the therapist is at least good looking". You know for "fantasy fulfilling purposes" :-)

I'm going to say 50ish. I wouldn't characterize them as good looking, but certainly not the kind that you need to close your eyes for. They're just 'ok', but not fantasy material. Hope that helps.

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]TOA in Kissimmee:
Just curious, when you say "older" how much older do you think they are, and besides no extras offered, are they good looking or the kind of "you better shut your eyes until they finish so you don't look at her face" type of therapist? You know what I mean.... I always enjoy a good massage even when no extras are offered but I always find a good "compensating factor is the therapist is at least good looking". You know for "fantasy fulfilling purposes" :-)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]TOA in Kissimmee:
Just curious, when you say "older" how much older do you think they are, and besides no extras offered, are they good looking or the kind of "you better shut your eyes until they finish so you don't look at her face" type of therapist? You know what I mean.... I always enjoy a good massage even when no extras are offered but I always find a good "compensating factor is the therapist is at least good looking". You know for "fantasy fulfilling purposes" :-)[/QUOTE]I visited TOA again earlier this week, and again nothing to brag about. Got the Latina therapist who someone in a previous post called "Pretty Latina" and another compared her to a "Salma Hayek" look alike. I don't think so... Better change your glasses ASAP or stop the day dreaming when you visit these places or post your reports on the forum.

Well I will put it this way either some one really needs glasses or we are drastically far apart on the definition of "Pretty, Good looking, Hot, or any other verb we use to describe a Hot looking Providers".

I will go easy when I say that the Hottest girl in this place is the Latina Hostess / receptionist who does not even offer any massage services and she is about a 5 on looks in my books.

My Provider was the one refered to as older Caribbean who is actually around 35 and from Puerto Rico.

Touch of Asia-Kissimmee
Cover: $.9
Hostess: Latina (Hottest One There)
Provider:Middle Aged Caribbean Provider
Massage: Good (Had Better)
Stress Release: Offered (Good Skills)
Tip: $.40

They have a total of 4 Therapists now Lilly, Jessica, Jenna and new addition Cynthia which I here is very pretty but based on the previous distorted and erroneous descriptions I will wait to see for myself.

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]

Assa: I-Drive
Cover: $.9
Hostess: none
Provider 1: middle aged asian lady
Provider 2: could be younger sister of #1
Massage: Typical AMP so-so
Stress Release: offered
Tip $.4

Let's be careful out there![/QUOTE]

$130 to get jacked off by an old Asian woman after a so-so massage. That's what I'm getting out of this review. Jesus, things have really gone downhill in this town.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]$130 to get jacked off by an old Asian woman after a so-so massage. That's what I'm getting out of this review. Jesus, things have really gone downhill in this town.[/QUOTE]This is a perfect example of what happens when the primary interest is on the Extras we can get rather than the quality of the massage.

If I am going to pay $90 at the door it better be a "Quality Massage", I will personally take a Quality Massage from a "Hot" looking therapist with no Extras over a So So Massage from a "Grandma" type therapist.

Lets be a little more truthful on our reviews and postings, I visited TOA because there were some positive postings that you get "Quality Massage" there from a Salma Hayek look a-like therapist. Neither turned out to be true, there was a lot to be desired on the massage and even though I got a nice "Hand Job" from the therapist her looks were well below my standards.

Therapists at this place are no greater than a 5 on looks on my chart and the Quality of the Massage is also a 5 or below on my chart which is totally unacceptable for a $90 door fee. (I will exclude Cynthia and give her the benefit of the doubt since she just started and I have not seen her so I will not rate her).

Just in case I may be still considered a Newbie by many cause I don't post much but I am a Senior in this trade who has invested over 15 years in this, I am a Massage Addict and know the difference between a Quality Massage over a Crappy one and I also know the difference between a "Hot" Therapists and one who is not. Believe me when I say my Body always lets me know I have gotten a great massage and it also lets me know when I have gotten a Crappy one.

Stay Safe and visit at your own risk.

DK

Well guys I picked ASSA over TOA the other night and well the massage was good thee girl asian gal was 26 GREAT TS but when we got to the end she said ok TIME UP the problem was she spoke NO ENGLISH so as I stood up she sat next to me I put her hand on MR JOHNSON she played with it for a mind rubbin it and allowed me to rub her ALL OVER for a few extra min but she said I had to go as time was up. I don't know guys I'm not sure if I should take the risk of going next time and not getting a good H. E.

Tipped her. 20 for the reason she did rub him for a few min. Tried to ask her if she does personal massage at my home but like I said VERY BAD ENGLISH. Anyways this was my second trip to a AMP and the first one was offered by the lady. How can I tell the lady I need service without being rude.

Any reviews of East/West or any others over in Longwood recently. I don't need to RTFF older than a month. I went to E/W and had a great massage but no HE. Did not know if they she was afraid of Uncle Leo or not and I did not push the issue. It was a great massage though. Does E/W have anything else on the menu?

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Well guys I picked ASSA over TOA the other night and well the massage was good thee girl asian gal was 26 GREAT TS but when we got to the end she said ok TIME UP the problem was she spoke NO ENGLISH so as I stood up she sat next to me I put her hand on MR JOHNSON she played with it for a mind rubbin it and allowed me to rub her ALL OVER for a few extra min but she said I had to go as time was up. I don't know guys I'm not sure if I should take the risk of going next time and not getting a good H. E.

Tipped her. 20 for the reason she did rub him for a few min. Tried to ask her if she does personal massage at my home but like I said VERY BAD ENGLISH. Anyways this was my second trip to a AMP and the first one was offered by the lady. How can I tell the lady I need service without being rude.[/QUOTE]YMMV. I may get the dessert menu on Monday and not get it on Tuesday. It depends upon the therapist, the moon cycle, the mamasan, etc.

Maybe try giving hints after the flip.

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]This is a perfect example of what happens when the primary interest is on the Extras we can get rather than the quality of the massage.
[/QUOTE]

Well, are you familiar with the purpose of this forum? I don't need this message board to know where to get a good massage. It's not that hard to find a good massage and for even less money than the $90 spent at Assa. Besides, the post indicated that it WASN'T a good massage.

So let's not be surprised that people who visit this forum may want an orgasm now and then. Maybe not everyone, maybe not every time, but now and then.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Well, are you familiar with the purpose of this forum? I don't need this message board to know where to get a good massage. It's not that hard to find a good massage and for even less money than the $90 spent at Assa. Besides, the post indicated that it WASN'T a good massage.

So let's not be surprised that people who visit this forum may want an orgasm now and then. Maybe not everyone, maybe not every time, but now and then.[/QUOTE]

In general, I have found that as providers become older and less good looking they must pay more attention to their massage skills. Otherwise, why would anyone repeat?

CB

[QUOTE=Zooman]Any reviews of East/West or any others over in Longwood recently. I don't need to RTFF older than a month. I went to E/W and had a great massage but no HE. Did not know if they she was afraid of Uncle Leo or not and I did not push the issue. It was a great massage though. Does E/W have anything else on the menu?[/QUOTE]

What the hell is wrong with you, so you don't want to read ha... then you know what... this ain't the place for you.But to answer your question: Record this in your thick skull, E/W=NO Extras get it! In the times I've seen her (and they were a few) never was offered. So are you happy now, what's your next question?
End of story....let's move on
CIU

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Well, are you familiar with the purpose of this forum? I don't need this message board to know where to get a good massage. It's not that hard to find a good massage and for even less money than the $90 spent at Assa. Besides, the post indicated that it WASN'T a good massage.

So let's not be surprised that people who visit this forum may want an orgasm now and then. Maybe not everyone, maybe not every time, but now and then.[/QUOTE]

There is a stated purpose of this forum. And, you are right, that is not to report about the quality of legitimate massages since those do not encompass a sexual act (as defined by the law, not Bill Clinton).

Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]There is a stated purpose of this forum. And, you are right, that is not to report about the quality of legitimate massages since those do not encompass a sexual act (as defined by the law, not Bill Clinton).

Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?[/QUOTE]

Orlando City Search lists "bests" (e.g. best pizza in Orlando) and you can find best legit massage info there. Also you will find a forum where detailed reviews are written. Use Yahoo search and you will find it.

CB

You have to have seen the actual name of this web site. I mean you did click on it so I have to believe you knew what your looking at to begin with.

Try your local yellow pages or as I mentioned before use a search engine to find what your looking for.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Exec Talent]There is a stated purpose of this forum. And, you are right, that is not to report about the quality of legitimate massages since those do not encompass a sexual act (as defined by the law, not Bill Clinton).

Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]
Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?[/QUOTE]

Try this one to see if it's to your liking.

[url]http://www.massageresource.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi[/url]

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Well guys I picked ASSA over TOA the other night and well the massage was good thee girl asian gal was 26 GREAT TS but when we got to the end she said ok TIME UP the problem was she spoke NO ENGLISH so as I stood up she sat next to me I put her hand on MR JOHNSON she played with it for a mind rubbin it and allowed me to rub her ALL OVER for a few extra min but she said I had to go as time was up. I don't know guys I'm not sure if I should take the risk of going next time and not getting a good H. E.

Tipped her. 20 for the reason she did rub him for a few min. Tried to ask her if she does personal massage at my home but like I said VERY BAD ENGLISH. Anyways this was my second trip to a AMP and the first one was offered by the lady. How can I tell the lady I need service without being rude.[/QUOTE]When she started rubbing Mr. Johnson, that was your signal that time wasn't really up. You missed it. I have been to ASSA three times, and twice the extras didn't start until after the therapist told me "time was up. " What else is she going to say after she's done massaging, "Are you ready for your HE now? " Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]What the hell is wrong with you, so you don't want to read ha... then you know what... this ain't the place for you.But to answer your question: Record this in your thick skull, E/W=NO Extras get it! In the times I've seen her (and they were a few) never was offered. So are you happy now, what's your next question?

End of story....let's move on.

CIU[/QUOTE]Okay,

My experience at East West was from a few months ago (before the Longwood PD decided that it did not like this place).

IMHO, East West has the best massage in the area. Before the raids, I always left very relaxed and satisfied. I do not know about now, but after the next time I visit, I will report about my experience.

Also, for postings, I believe that it is better to hint than to spell out. Good providers should not be harassed by LE because those of us who have a great time and want to share.

I have not seen recently any experiences that were outstanding at NT. Does anyone have any recent experiences there that would make me want to stop by and visit?

Thanks and be safe.