Please teach me how to spot a spam
Hi Spacemanfl,
I used to get tons of spam by posting in CL. Finally, I give up.
How can you tell the real girls from spam? Please educate us.
Thanks,
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[QUOTE=Spacemanfl]I have had made some incredible finds recently by posting on CL. just come up with a witty ad that indicates you are willing to help a girl who helps you. Most replies are spam but they are easy to spot. There are real girls out there looking for help with school expnses or bills in general.[/QUOTE]
Spam, real spam comes in a can!
Few if any girls actually post. You will learn how to spot them.
1. I post 2 at a time and wait, you will get e's on both that look the same, delete them.
2. If their return e-mail is not Yahoo, gmail, etc, well know, delete., some will return to u with yahoo but address going back is something else, delete
3. I post different ways soft, hard, early, late, even week days, many girls work odd schedules, go in lateer in the day, etc.
4. My BBW works retail, off rolling days and goes in @ 12 or so 2-3 days per week.
5. Offer to use and abuse, offer a gentile massage, be descriptive.
6. Avoid 3 word replies, oh and if their replies seem structured they are spam also.
7. I even get bites and a result now and then from m4wm, bring her to me to use. Oh and let hubby / b/f watch if they want, some will clean up.
basically be patient, you will learn how to spot the spam
My Sexy Red BBW from casuals
Was over this morning for some DATY and squirting, WOW.
She is going on vacation for a few days, however she promises that 2 of her friends, single moms wanting to supplement their income, also bbw, one 30 and one 44 are coming on board.
She has promised me pics perhaps before she returns but we definitely will take some when she returns this Saturday!
Not sure how hot the 2 new gals will be, will have to verify before recommending. Hope at least on squirts!
The 44 one is Hawaiian.
All promising 3 hours of fun and games.
I Would Love To Call But . . .
[QUOTE=Sberrie2009]Fathers day gift from me to you.
Call and find out.
I am the best when it comes to pleasure.[/QUOTE]
You had NO phone number listed, so it is kind of difficult to make that call. Please provide your phone number.
This Would Be Very Humorous!!!....... (if It Wasn"t So True)
Originally Posted by Champak Lal
This comes from a very seasoned guy: Have fun.
( GRABBED THIS FROM A N.Y.C. POST)
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
BE FOREWARNED!!----- L.O.L.----VS
Ten things NOT to do if you're arrested!
This was posted by Robert35 yesterday on another thread. I thought this very valuable info might get lost there. So, I've reposted it:
Ten Things NOT to do if Arrested
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I found this in an old post in another section and thought it was so good that it deserved to be reposted in the Orlando forum.
Ten Things NOT to do if Arrested
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I have been practicing criminal law for 31 years and have seen a wide variety of reactions by people who are being arrested. Some of these reactions are unwise but understandable. Others are self defeating to the point of being bizarre. No one plans to be arrested, but it might help to think just once about what you will do and not do if you ever hear the phrase "Put your hands behind you." The simplest "to do" rule is to do what you are told. Simple, but somehow it often escapes someone who is either scared or intoxicated. More important to guarding your rights and interests are ten things you SHOULD NOT do:
1. Don't try to convince the officer of your innocence. It's useless. He or she only needs "probable cause" to believe you have committed a crime in order to arrest you. He does not decide your guilt and he actually doesn't care if you are innocent or not. It is the job of the judge or jury to free you if he is wrong. If you feel that urge to convince him he's made a mistake, remember the overwhelming probability that instead you will say at least one thing that will hurt your case, perhaps even fatally. It is smarter to save your defense for your lawyer.
2. Don't run. It's highly unlikely a suspect could outrun ten radio cars converging on a block in mere seconds. I saw a case where a passenger being driven home by a drunk friend bolted and ran. Why? It was the driver they wanted, and she needlessly risked injury in a forceful arrest. Even worse, the police might have suspected she ran because she had a gun, perhaps making them too quick to draw their own firearms. Most police will just arrest a runner, but there are some who will be mad they had to work so hard and injure the suspect unnecessarily.
3. Keep quiet. My hardest cases to defend are those where the suspect got very talkative. Incredibly, many will start babbling without the police having asked a single question. My most vivid memory of this problem was the armed robbery suspect who blurted to police: "How could the guy identify me? The robbers were wearing masks." To which the police smiled and responded, "Oh? Were they?" Judges and juries will discount or ignore what a suspect says that helps him, but give great weight to anything that seems to hurt him. In 24 years of criminal practice, I could count on one hand the number of times a suspect was released because of what he told the police after they arrested him.
4. Don't give permission to search anywhere. If they ask, it probably means they don't believe they have the right to search and need your consent. If you are ordered to hand over your keys, state loudly "You do NOT have my permission to search." If bystanders hear you, whatever the police find may be excluded from evidence later. This is also a good reason not to talk, even if it seems all is lost when they find something incriminating.
5. If the police are searching your car or home, don't look at the places you wish they wouldn't search. Don't react to the search at all, and especially not to questions like "Who does this belong to?"
6. Don't resist arrest. Above all, do not push the police or try to swat their hands away. That would be assaulting an officer and any slight injury to them will turn your minor misdemeanor arrest into a felony. A petty shoplifter can wind up going to state prison that way. Resisting arrest (such as pulling away) is merely a misdemeanor and often the police do not even charge that offense. Obviously, striking an officer can result in serious injury to you as well.
7. Try to resist the temptation to mouth off at the police, even if you have been wrongly arrested. Police have a lot of discretion in what charges are brought. They can change a misdemeanor to a felony, add charges, or even take the trouble to talk directly to the prosecutor and urge him to go hard on you. On the other hand, I have seen a client who was friendly to the police and talked sports and such on the way to the station. They gave him a break. Notice he did not talk about his case, however.
8. Do not believe what the police tell you in order to get you to talk. The law permits them to lie to a suspect in order to get him to make admissions. For example, they will separate two friends who have been arrested and tell the first one that the second one squealed on him. The first one then squeals on the second, though in truth the second one never said anything. An even more common example is telling a suspect that if he talks to the police, "it will go easier." Well, that's sort of true. It will be much easier for the police to prove their case. I can't remember too many cases where the prosecutor gave the defendant an easier deal because he waived his right to silence and confessed.
9. If at home, do not invite the police inside, nor should you "step outside." If the police believe you have committed a felony, they usually need an arrest warrant to go into your home to arrest you. If they ask you to "step outside", you will have solved that problem for them. The correct responses are: "I am comfortable talking right here.", "No, you may not come in.", or "Do you have a warrant to enter or to arrest me in my home?" I am not suggesting that you run. In fact, that is the best way to ensure the harshest punishment later on. But you may not find it so convenient to be arrested Friday night when all the courts and law offices are closed. With an attorney, you can perhaps surrender after bail arrangements are made and spend NO time in custody while your case is pending.
10. If you are arrested outside your home, do not accept any offers to let you go inside to get dressed, change, get a jacket, call your wife, or any other reason. The police will of course escort you inside and then search everywhere they please, again without a warrant. Likewise decline offers to secure your car safely.
That's it: Ten simple rules that will leave as many of your rights intact as possible if you are arrested. How about a short test? You have a fight with your live-in girlfriend and the police come and find you on the sidewalk two houses down from the apartment. The girlfriend points you out and the police arrest you for assault. They tell you they don't intend to question you. They just want your name and address. Do you answer? Well, you shouldn't. Your address is the single most damaging admission you could make. If you admit living with her, you have just converted a misdemeanor assault into a felony punishable by state prison. When you are arrested it is their game, and you don't know the rules. It is best to be silent and let the attorney handle it later. The bottom line is that if the police have enough evidence to arrest, they will. If they don't, you could easily provide that missing evidence by talking
Got a strange call on my ho phone last night.
They said they were with the Florida State Troopers and did I want to make a donation to their charity. At this point I am having all kinds of thoughts. I told them no and turned the phone off. I googled the number and it was just a bunch of scammers. I did freak out there for a minute thinking that they might be trying to get a location fix on the phone.
I bought the phone and minutes with cash. My name is not associated with it in any way. If I had not done that I would have really freaked out.
Calm down on the paranoia...
[QUOTE=BankShot]They said they were with the Florida State Troopers and did I want to make a donation to their charity. At this point I am having all kinds of thoughts. I told them no and turned the phone off. I googled the number and it was just a bunch of scammers. I did freak out there for a minute thinking that they might be trying to get a location fix on the phone.
I bought the phone and minutes with cash. My name is not associated with it in any way. If I had not done that I would have really freaked out.[/QUOTE]
Trust me when I tell you that LE is not using Triangulation Technology to track down POTENTIAL customers on a prostitution misdemeanor arrest.
This triangulation is not as easy as it sounds and is not used on minor things EVER.
There seems to be a common paranoia surfacing about girls getting turned by LE etc.,etc.
When they do turn a girl it is to get info on drug dealers, not trap mongers.
Most LE are men and in many, many cases partake of the delights of the ladies themselves, so their time is not spent chasing mongers over the airwaves.
IF you get nailed there is a 95% chance it will be on the streets.
I say 95% because occasionally a local Sheriff or Police chief will set up a sting ( usually around election time) or if things seem to be getting a little too obvious in the area or he is told to by the local prosecutor because the prosecutor is getting political pressure from the local right wing powers that be. So there is always a small chance, BUT if you remember to be very cautious about what you say and what you agree to,
they can never get you!!!!----VS