New AMP on maccorkle avenue
You know, I figured since I was new to the scene, I have a duty to fulfill so I went ahead and hit up the new AMP. The giant banner is gone, a neon sign and other stuff is up.
Greeted by two girls, didn't ask their names, one looked about 30, other mid 40's easily, we'll call the mid 40's high cheek bones, because well. Anyways high cheek bones takes me to a room, she immediately asks if I want 4 hands, I decline. It was. 5 for the half, which threw me off a bit but whatever, I fess. 6 she brings me. 1 yadda yadda. Decent massage I guess, I'm not really a fan of the massages honestly, but nice teasing I suppose. I almost thought the flip wasn't coming because she massaged for what seemed like ages, but the flip comes, but unfortunately the flip came.
Had a pretty good attitude at the start of handshake, I asked for OTC, she agrees, I didn't ask for more because really what's the point. Shake starts okay but quickly and I mean quickly derails. I get a bit of attitude, and the tired arm treatment after barely a minute of shaking. She would always get me close and stop.
About 2 minutes in she must have forgot what she was doing because she started, and I can only describe this as, playing Mortal Kombat with my johnson. It was laughably awful, I was an arcade cabinet and she was training for the weekend tournament.
Jokes aside, I somehow force myself to finish, clean up and she massages me more, idk why I was already on the table for much longer than a half. She leaves me to get dressed and never comes back, I was a bit confused and eventually walked out. I tip. 4 and she doesn't even look at the tip, thanks me and I leave.
As always, YMMV, but I won't be back. -1 to my sanity.