Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Richmond about month ago. Located in strip mall, right off main road. Met by older woman, overweight, didn't smell very good. I went because they keep advertising new staff, young women. Led to room, asked if I'd been there before. So frustrated, she left room, I was hoping she was getting masseuse, she returned. What a let down. Very crappy rub down. Turned me over, little mutual touching. So out of shape her breasts had little shape to them. She offered what I assume was FS or something like it. I was so turned off, had to struggle to finish myself. She lazily rubbed my thighs, up and down my butt. Crappy half hearted smile on her face. She made a big deal about my finish, didn't want it on her, ran from room to get towel. I was so pissed I took it, cleaned myself and dressed. She waited by door, holding my clothes, wanting a tip. Kept reaching for my wallet. I left, so irritated, what a ripoff. My third and last visit there, each time worse than before. I am sure someone has had better experience, but I'm never going back. What happened to pleasant real massage, beautiful woman who is alluring and stimulating, ending in nice oral experience? Why is that impossible these days. Oriental spas are all old women, no shape, no technique, smell bad and rush you out the door. I'm done!

[QUOTE=Bigmotravel;2909933]Has anyone tried the new place that opened in High Acres shopping center.

On Bryan Station road beside Backstretch?[/QUOTE]It sucked went a few days ago not worth it at all diy.

I've been in the hobby for years, but have always been skeptical about massage parlors. Just something I can't explain. (Maybe all the LEO busts on them years ago, idk.) But I do admittedly have "yellow fever"! Been with a couple young Asian ladies, and LOVED it! The reviews I've read here and other places are so mixed, I don't know what to believe. So if any of you SOLID, Senior Mongers can help, I'd REALLY appreciate it. I live in Lexington, but with a trustworthy reference from a fellow monger, I'm willing to travel like 25 to 30 miles. (Not Louisville, but Frankfort, Richmond, etc.).

So here's my question bros. Where should I go to find a (short) massage with a VERY happy ending, BBBJ hopefully CIM and even better with SW, or following a BBBJ beginning, covered FS, with a YOUNG, SLIM or TRIM, Asian beauty? And I have read all I can find. So know that I DO NOT want the old fat indifferent "Mamasan". I want her daughter or granddaughter, (18 or above of course). And I don't want to have to visit the place a dozen times for massage only, just to convince them I'm solid and not LEO!

So tell me. Where does a fellow monger go in central KY to get a cure for this yellow fever? Please my fellow hobbiests, the twins are BLUE! LOL.

Thanks in advance for any true Intel and first hand knowledge you can provide regarding what I want. And if I can return the favor with Intel regarding any question you may have, I will if I can. Thanks mongers.

And remember, "sometimes", the big head really DOES know best. LOLOLOL.

[QUOTE=BoutToExplode;2919333]
So here's my question bros. Where should I go to find a (short) massage with a VERY happy ending, BBBJ hopefully CIM and even better with SW, or following a BBBJ beginning, covered FS, with a YOUNG, SLIM or TRIM, Asian beauty? And I have read all I can find. So know that I DO NOT want the old fat indifferent "Mamasan". I want her daughter or granddaughter, (18 or above of course). And I don't want to have to visit the place a dozen times for massage only, just to convince them I'm solid and not LEO!
[/QUOTE]You won't get BBBJ at all from any of the massage places around here, nor will you find a young, slim, trim, asian.

You can go to Fuji and get CBJ and FS, but they are a bit older, and not slim / trim. And always covered.

Andrea (who was a temp visiting from Texas) was the only one who I've ever had give me a BBBJ, and it was only one time before she left. Also she was german, not asian, and not slim either.

[QUOTE=Sysexdata;2919541]You won't get BBBJ at all from any of the massage places around here, nor will you find a young, slim, trim, asian.

You can go to Fuji and get CBJ and FS, but they are a bit older, and not slim / trim. And always covered.

Andrea (who was a temp visiting from Texas) was the only one who I've ever had give me a BBBJ, and it was only one time before she left. Also she was german, not asian, and not slim either.[/QUOTE]Wow wow wow I remember Andrea like it was yesterday. I wish she would come back. She was super super hot loved everything about her. I remember doggy with her and her riding and giving me a shower. Andrea if you see this please come back to kentucky.

[QUOTE=Lexington2323;2919741]Wow wow wow I remember Andrea like it was yesterday. I wish she would come back. She was super super hot loved everything about her. I remember doggy with her and her riding and giving me a shower. Andrea if you see this please come back to kentucky.[/QUOTE]She was a lot of fun. Wish she would come back!

I was visiting in town and thought I'd try a AMP as I was traveling through. Found this one on backpage and I felt compelled to write a review as it was the worst I've ever been too. I've been to AMPs before and am aware that most don't have the young girls that they use for advertisement but usually there is some element of service that puts a smile on my face. Well this one was a zero. Old unattractive lady me me who spoke zero English, put me in a room to wait for twenty minutes. Should have left but I was tired and just relaxed. Big mistake. Came back in and did a quick crappy table shower followed by the lamest five minute massage just on the back. Then squirted some lotion on me and told me to diy. Total involvement of 10 minutes of the worst service I've ever had. (Signed up for an hour and I know they always go short. But come on! She left and I cleaned up and got dressed. She was on the phone as I was leaving and about the time I got to the door she hustled over and tapped me on the shoulder and asked for a tip. Ugh. Avoid!

Saw a new listing for an AMP in Versailles. I didn't find any intel, so decided to stop by and TOFTT. I found very small but clean rooms on the second floor shop. Anna was working alone. Late 40's, early 50's. Slight build. Language barrier was a real problem. Decent rub, no towel, a bit of teasing, but as the end of the hour approached it was clear there would be no HE today. DIY was offered but I declined. Tried my best to change her mind but it wasn't a tip issue. My first visit will be my last.

[URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grandopen-new-girl-just-arrived-quality-service-must-try/8564612[/URL]

[QUOTE=IDigit88;2927119]I was visiting in town and thought I'd try a AMP as I was traveling through. Found this one on backpage and I felt compelled to write a review as it was the worst I've ever been too. I've been to AMPs before and am aware that most don't have the young girls that they use for advertisement but usually there is some element of service that puts a smile on my face. Well this one was a zero. Old unattractive lady me me who spoke zero English, put me in a room to wait for twenty minutes. Should have left but I was tired and just relaxed. Big mistake. Came back in and did a quick crappy table shower followed by the lamest five minute massage just on the back. Then squirted some lotion on me and told me to diy. Total involvement of 10 minutes of the worst service I've ever had. (Signed up for an hour and I know they always go short. But come on! She left and I cleaned up and got dressed. She was on the phone as I was leaving and about the time I got to the door she hustled over and tapped me on the shoulder and asked for a tip. Ugh. Avoid![/QUOTE]So sorry you had a bad experience. I live near this one and have visited about six times now, never had a bad experience like that. They switch girls about once a month. Sometimes she understands english but most of the time they pretend they don't. I have been lucky that every time I have visited, the girl was late 20's or perhaps mid 30's. Usually get a very good massage. I got the DIY routine first few times, but I found if I show the dough, they provide a happy ending. I usually go there in the middle of the afternoon. Not busy.

Since I am logged in, figured I should post this update as well. There is a backpage ad (not able to find it now) where she says she is just of I-64 and ends with X-3955. She speaks very formal and almost scripted on the phone. She will have you call at exit 94 and there are a few short turns to her location. She is an somewhat attractive AA and stands about five feet tall. Nice shape and great TITS. She has a clean apartment and a nice massage table. She collects her ninety fee up front for a thirty minute session. A bit much, but at the time I was ready. She is a licensed masseuse so gives a nice rub, but only spent about 10 minutes on my back. She offered a sensual full service opportunity for another Franklin and I said maybe next time. So she offered a prostate exam for another Grant, and again I declined, I just wanted a happy ending. So. She required a Jackson to provide. She had me flip and jumped right on it. But not my style. She put on this grape seed oil and started stroking a hundred miles an hour, pulled down her top to allow only restricted access to her boobs and she was saying all kinds of things about how I should explode on her boobs right now. Well ok, look I am an older guy. It takes me a while and she was three minutes into it expecting this to be over. After another two minutes she gave up and told me to DIY. What a bunch of crap. She offered some foam soap and paper towels to clean off the oil and I cleared out. Frustrated. I did not realize until later that the grape seed oil and her lightning round shake rubbed me up raw and sore. This will take me a week to recover. So - - bottom line I was out the door twenty minutes after I got there, no finish, and one twenty short. Oh she called herself SKY. And was attending BGBCS to get an LPA degree.

Quick update - found the link - - http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/feel-good-friday-sensual-touch-massage-10-off-before-noon/10520993

[QUOTE=StiffupperLip;2931995]Since I am logged in, figured I should post this update as well. There is a backpage ad (not able to find it now) where she says she is just of I-64 and ends with X-3955. She speaks very formal and almost scripted on the phone. She will have you call at exit 94 and there are a few short turns to her location. She is an somewhat attractive AA and stands about five feet tall. Nice shape and great TITS. She has a clean apartment and a nice massage table. She collects her ninety fee up front for a thirty minute session. A bit much, but at the time I was ready. She is a licensed masseuse so gives a nice rub, but only spent about 10 minutes on my back. She offered a sensual full service opportunity for another Franklin and I said maybe next time. So she offered a prostate exam for another Grant, and again I declined, I just wanted a happy ending. So. She required a Jackson to provide. She had me flip and jumped right on it. But not my style. She put on this grape seed oil and started stroking a hundred miles an hour, pulled down her top to allow only restricted access to her boobs and she was saying all kinds of things about how I should explode on her boobs right now. Well ok, look I am an older guy. It takes me a while and she was three minutes into it expecting this to be over. After another two minutes she gave up and told me to DIY. What a bunch of crap. She offered some foam soap and paper towels to clean off the oil and I cleared out. Frustrated. I did not realize until later that the grape seed oil and her lightning round shake rubbed me up raw and sore. This will take me a week to recover. So - - bottom line I was out the door twenty minutes after I got there, no finish, and one twenty short. Oh she called herself SKY. And was attending BGBCS to get an LPA degree.

Quick update - found the link - - http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/feel-good-friday-sensual-touch-massage-10-off-before-noon/10520993[/QUOTE]AKA: Cassie. I thought something I read about this seemed vaguely similar to another post I read back in April. The link supplied at that time led to photos of someone with a tatoo of a playboy bunny in the cleavage. Did this provider have that tatoo there? The reviewer was not happy with the service either. #511 on April 1st. She must have read that review and changed her name and photos.

[QUOTE=LoneWolf3;2927614]Saw a new listing for an AMP in Versailles. I didn't find any intel, so decided to stop by and TOFTT. I found very small but clean rooms on the second floor shop. Anna was working alone. Late 40's, early 50's. Slight build. Language barrier was a real problem. Decent rub, no towel, a bit of teasing, but as the end of the hour approached it was clear there would be no HE today. DIY was offered but I declined. Tried my best to change her mind but it wasn't a tip issue. My first visit will be my last.

[URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grandopen-new-girl-just-arrived-quality-service-must-try/8564612[/URL][/QUOTE]I visited before I read this review.

I really wish I would have checked out USA first!

Long story short, went in, waited a few minutes, a really ugly woman showed up, no english.

I asked for what girls were working. And no response.

She pointed to couch and asked to wait.

I waited until she came back and tried again to ask for what girls were working.

She said "ME!" I said "NO" and left.

Can anyone pm, info on nikitis massage lexington? Much appreciated.

[QUOTE=IDigit88;2927119]I was visiting in town and thought I'd try a AMP as I was traveling through. Found this one on backpage and I felt compelled to write a review as it was the worst I've ever been too. I've been to AMPs before and am aware that most don't have the young girls that they use for advertisement but usually there is some element of service that puts a smile on my face. Well this one was a zero. Old unattractive lady me me who spoke zero English, put me in a room to wait for twenty minutes. Should have left but I was tired and just relaxed. Big mistake. Came back in and did a quick crappy table shower followed by the lamest five minute massage just on the back. Then squirted some lotion on me and told me to diy. Total involvement of 10 minutes of the worst service I've ever had. (Signed up for an hour and I know they always go short. But come on! She left and I cleaned up and got dressed. She was on the phone as I was leaving and about the time I got to the door she hustled over and tapped me on the shoulder and asked for a tip. Ugh. Avoid![/QUOTE]Sounds like you were unlucky at best. The good ones don't go short. I hope you didn't tip her.

[QUOTE=BigNate;2913254]Greetings, I will be passing through Lexington tomorrow and would like to make an appointment with Carrie Jo. I would be grateful if someone would pm me her contact info. Please forgive me if I overlooked it somewhere. I am a Sr. Member from Chattanooga and would be happy to return the favor sometime. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Someone outted her on topix that she used her house for sessions. That was the last time I saw her advertise. I would imagine if you had her number she is still possibly seeing regulars. Too bad people can't mind their own business.