Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2269766]It's $75. But that includes TS, sauna and a quality massage for a full hour. No rushing.[/QUOTE]

Last time I went to Yun a couple weeks ago, it was $70 +100, but definite rushing. Was out in less than 40 minutes.

About a week earlier I tried New Life (about a mile south on 83) at 8:45 (AM) and had an awesome GFE with Yumi. Same cost as Yun, but much more fun. I would note that New Life is not really a FS place. It's up to the girl (I think) or maybe I was irresistible. (LOL) . And bring your own hat (s).

I noticed that lux is advertising new management (like they always do) but the phone number changed. I drove by to take a look but another monger got there before me. I watched him go up and try the outer door but it was locked. The open sign was on, I wonder what's going on there?

I am looking to opening a Spa in Schaumburg, if anyone knows any ladies interested in being a partner, please have them PM me. [ATTACH=CONFIG]352005[/ATTACH].

Stopped at yun this evening and had a good time. For the record the door fee was 70. Cici is a mid thirties average looking asian. Natural sees and a nice body. She was extremely thorough in the ts. Took about 10 min and scrubbed every part of my body. After working hard all day my so is going to wonder how clean I am. FS was provided and since she was so thorough. I gave $. 1 as a tip. By the way. No le spotted.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;2271207]Stopped at yun this evening and had a good time. For the record the door fee was 70. Cici is a mid thirties average looking asian. Natural sees and a nice body. She was extremely thorough in the ts. Took about 10 min and scrubbed every part of my body. After working hard all day my so is going to wonder how clean I am. FS was provided and since she was so thorough. I gave $. 1 as a tip. By the way. No le spotted.[/QUOTE]I also worry that I will smell too clean when going home. I sometimes go back to work after a session to get a little dirty. I will do push ups or jumping jacks to work up a little sweat.

Hi new here and stumbled across this site while looking for a way to relieve some frustration. Anyone care to give me a quick FAQ about the scene in the NW burbs? What's good, what's bad, who to avoid. Etc. If talking about it on here isn't kosher feel free to PM on here or I can shoot you my email.

[QUOTE=BluBallz5150;2271940]Hi new here and stumbled across this site while looking for a way to relieve some frustration. Anyone care to give me a quick FAQ about the scene in the NW burbs? What's good, what's bad, who to avoid. Etc. If talking about it on here isn't kosher feel free to PM on here or I can shoot you my email.[/QUOTE]Did you even bother to read the first page of posts, let alone read the forum at all? Or did you just figure we would all give it up to you? Bottom line is everything you need to know to get started is here and in the 22 rules on the front page. Rtff, go out and try something, then report back. Once you have established some credibility you will get more help. Looking forward to seeing some report. Good luck.

[QUOTE=BluBallz5150;2271940]Hi new here and stumbled across this site while looking for a way to relieve some frustration. Anyone care to give me a quick FAQ about the scene in the NW burbs? What's good, what's bad, who to avoid. Etc. If talking about it on here isn't kosher feel free to PM on here or I can shoot you my email.[/QUOTE]All the info you need is in the forum. Rocket dork.

[QUOTE=BluBallz5150;2271940]Hi new here and stumbled across this site while looking for a way to relieve some frustration. Anyone care to give me a quick FAQ about the scene in the NW burbs? What's good, what's bad, who to avoid. Etc. If talking about it on here isn't kosher feel free to PM on here or I can shoot you my email.[/QUOTE]Welcome aboard! We have been waiting by our computers hoping you would join so we can educate you with no effort on your part.

Seriously, spend a few hours and go back a year or two and read all the posts. This is known as RTFF. Then try someone and report on it. Repeat often.

Visited New Life on a snowy Saturday evening. Was the only customer. Mamasan appeared to be running this one-woman operation. 70 at the door, TS, then a decent massage, then normal finish without asking. Gave 40 tip, but she know I had 10 from the change for the room, so a total of 70 plus 50. I had a difficult time finishing under these circumstances as I would have preferred somebody younger than me. Won't repeat, but if older is your thing, then go nuts.

[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2272575]Visited New Life on a snowy Saturday evening. Was the only customer. Mamasan appeared to be running this one-woman operation. 70 at the door, TS, then a decent massage, then normal finish without asking. Gave 40 tip, but she know I had 10 from the change for the room, so a total of 70 plus 50. I had a difficult time finishing under these circumstances as I would have preferred somebody younger than me. Won't repeat, but if older is your thing, then go nuts.[/QUOTE]When I went the a few weeks ago, my MT was a 40 something year old. It was first thing in the morning on a weekday. Had an excellent GFE session. Saw the MS as well, though when I came in. I guess the "young" MT was off that night. Bob.

I went to Sky Spa the other day. And all I have to say is that it was the closest experience that I've had to the old Singapore Spa.

[QUOTE=NuruLover;2270821]I noticed that lux is advertising new management (like they always do) but the phone number changed. I drove by to take a look but another monger got there before me. I watched him go up and try the outer door but it was locked. The open sign was on, I wonder what's going on there?[/QUOTE]Are you saying the first door was locked?

Every time I have been there, you go in to the foyer and ring the bell.

Pro tip on Lux- If you happen to have a pay stub or work I'd for a non-L. E. Job, the massages can be paranoia free.

[QUOTE=CallMeBooger;2273207]I went to Sky Spa the other day. And all I have to say is that it was the closest experience that I've had to the old Singapore Spa.[/QUOTE]Went there today and learned that the time you wait in the sauna before the table shower and after is part of your hour you paid for. Get a knock on the door at 55 minutes and the hour saying time up. She did some teasing with the towel over but that was it so I walked out and didn't even think about leaving a tip.

Thought maybe sky 1 was just having a bad day so tried it again because the time with Angie was good. Get the same lame one Kandi and paid for an hour and at about 35 asks what I did last time. I told her and she says you get money and counts it and says not enough do I have had it I snatch it back and she gives me 10 more minutes of a lame massage and goes out the door so I get dressed and she comes in and says we have new girl who can finish but wait 15 minutes. I said no, got dressed and gave mamas an the stink eye on the way out. Stiffed on time, a crappy massage and the haggle. Stay away this place is horrible!