Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;2660511]First visit success! Met Mary, an older but fit and tight bodied AMP. Signed up for what I thought was an hour for $120 massage. It was actually a very good and deep tissue massage. During my rub down I started massaging her thigh and calf as my arms hung there. Mary asked if I thought she was cute and I declared very much! She asked me if I was interested in special treatment and if I would tip her very well also? I agreed and recieved an excellent massage wit HE. I also rubbed her butt and breasts on occasion, but she remained clothed. After HE, I thought I was done, but she came back wrapped my face in clean hot towel, not the one she cleaned the boys with, and started with hot stones on the feet and legs. Total time there was 2 hrs. And a $60 tip.[/QUOTE]Why did you pay for a two hour massage? $180 for a massage and a handjob seems steep to me.

[QUOTE=SenorBear;2662497]Why did you pay for a two hour massage? $180 for a massage and a handjob seems steep to me.[/QUOTE]Well, $120 isn't bad for 2 hrs! : But I must not have been wearing my thinking cap that day. Re-reading my post I see I called her Mary, multiple times too! Her name was KATHY. Sorry guys. The massage was legit, so was the H. E. .

As far as I have experienced don't expect much and quit wishing for a touch. These girls know the score more than you. You spend 120 plus a 60 tip for some unknown and I have been receiving from local ladies some for 10 years or more. Oral both ways GFE. Non rush no suprises. Build a reputation with a local girl and get happy for 60 to 80 and be a regular. I don't have my tounge out like a dog in heat. Keep your desires in your head and not your cock, and give the difference to your church or your favorite charity. That way 3 people are happy.

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;2665430]Well, $120 isn't bad for 2 hrs! : But I must not have been wearing my thinking cap that day. Re-reading my post I see I called her Mary, multiple times too! Her name was KATHY. Sorry guys. The massage was legit, so was the H. E. .[/QUOTE]The massage is off the hook!! I believe her massage is taking away business from my chiropractor. Every minute is earned, and the hot stones, hot towels, and her forearms smashing the stress out of your body is worth the massage price. If you are of the mindset that it is all about the extra, I get it. Don't go then. But if you can appreciate leaving a place with a body that feels brand new, and TOTAL stress relief, then 60/40 aint so bad in my book. I actually want to tip more, and have when little extras are given. But, we have to keep standards on price as consumers, right? Who wants a shitty back rub, and then the same extra?? Not this caballero! I have not tried any of the other girls there, as why would I gamble on less. For a two hour, I would say your were fair to tip what you did. Since I have been there, I would say you got a hell of a deal. The best massage out there. If anyone knows where there is better, please post up! It is a nice place too. Clean, has atmosphere, and climate controlled as best they can. Go get that massage my friends!

Dreamt of GH for the first time today. Specifically McK. 180 40 min or 240 60 min. Probably only needed 25 total. Got nice and clean first and had some very down to earth light conversation throughout. Oil or lotion offered for body rub.

Requests taken. Should have drawn it out more before going to my favorite. Overall fantastic experience. Definitely heading back. Got my hug on the way out. Going to be dreaming of her for quite a while.

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First time posting but long time reader.

Milwaukee street. Weak massage, pretty girl. Hot towels smelled like they were dirty. Nice tease on flipside but that was it. Massage was shorter than paid for.

Cottage grove. Strange. She was middle aged and talking through door in Chinese during massage. Massage was good. Legit. Nothing more. Tried to block my exit when I offered $20 tip. Said her hands were sore from hard massage. I gave her a sample pack of ibuprofen I had. She not happy!

Thinking of Fordem or Sherman next. Any suggestions?

I have followed the reviews, and some intel on Fordem and Sherman, and from what I have heard, you will get about the same. I thought Milwaukee St had some pretty good massage, as did Cottage Grove. Save your bucks, and don't search in Madison, unless it is at a reviewed place with good info.

[QUOTE=Ironman74;2674540]First time posting but long time reader.

Milwaukee street. Weak massage, pretty girl. Hot towels smelled like they were dirty. Nice tease on flipside but that was it. Massage was shorter than paid for.

Cottage grove. Strange. She was middle aged and talking through door in Chinese during massage. Massage was good. Legit. Nothing more. Tried to block my exit when I offered $20 tip. Said her hands were sore from hard massage. I gave her a sample pack of ibuprofen I had. She not happy!

Thinking of Fordem or Sherman next. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Ironman74;2674540]First time posting but long time reader.

Milwaukee street. Weak massage, pretty girl. Hot towels smelled like they were dirty. Nice tease on flipside but that was it. Massage was shorter than paid for.

Cottage grove. Strange. She was middle aged and talking through door in Chinese during massage. Massage was good. Legit. Nothing more. Tried to block my exit when I offered $20 tip. Said her hands were sore from hard massage. I gave her a sample pack of ibuprofen I had. She not happy!

Thinking of Fordem or Sherman next. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting!

Good for you to stick to your guns. She's lucky she got $20 and a pack of Ibuprofen! LOL I love it!

[QUOTE=IronMan74;2674540]First time posting but long time reader.

Milwaukee street. Weak massage, pretty girl. Hot towels smelled like they were dirty. Nice tease on flipside but that was it. Massage was shorter than paid for.

Cottage grove. Strange. She was middle aged and talking through door in Chinese during massage. Massage was good. Legit. Nothing more. Tried to block my exit when I offered $20 tip. Said her hands were sore from hard massage. I gave her a sample pack of ibuprofen I had. She not happy!

Thinking of Fordem or Sherman next. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Had similar experiences before. However, at Cottage Grove, I tipped $20 and did not get blocked at the exit though.

Recently went the the one in Sun Prairie. Some teasing but not HE offered. Well, Madison is pretty dead.

[QUOTE=JordanBoss;2676015]Had similar experiences before. However, at Cottage Grove, I tipped $20 and did not get blocked at the exit though.

Recently went the the one in Sun Prairie. Some teasing but not HE offered. Well, Madison is pretty dead.[/QUOTE]My experiences at Milwaukee st, Fordham, and 3511 e Wash have all been self serve with those at E Wash being the least helpful. I will not repeat any of these as I am tired of wasting money. I have had much better luck at Mcfunland always getting at least a HJ but have gotten the saran wrap BJ and some daty there as well but I have not been in a few weeks so who knows anymore these places change in the blink of an eye.

I have made a few trips to the place on e wash with the parking in the back and its a little pricey compared to other options but I went back a couple times and service got worse and worse and now I have no desire to return.

The first girl was a much older lady named she she. Nice body and a great attitude very little haggling on price and very enthusiastic. Decent massage with lots of roaming, after about a half hour her clothes came off and revealed a surprisingly nice body with smaller breasts. She kissed me all over and spent alot of time on the boys, then worked her way up and down my legs before feasting on the third leg. Avery enjoyable BBBJCIM eventually placing her kitty in my face but I did not DATYand while the damages were $60 I was happy and looked forward to a return visit.

The next visit was not as good because of course she she was gone and I got we we. She was cute and dressed in a nighty with no panties. Lots of roaming during the ok massage but this time the negotiation was a little more intense but wound up with a BBBJCIM although half way through she started to switch to HJ and I had to redirect her mouth to finish. The damages were $60 again but not as enjoyable and worse she had moved my clothes and they sprayed by some automatic room freshener and I was covered with a sweet smell all day.

The third visit was with an older lady thin and average looking neither of the other girls was around anymore. Once again very average massage with less roaming. Horrific battle over donation as she was seeking $$ over the door fee for BBBJ which was weird because FS was $80 over the door fee. Settled on $ over the door fee for a total of $60 for a CBJ which consisted of the hat just on the tip and almost all hand work. I left quickly resolved never to go back. It is pricey but I like asian ladies from time to time but the risk reward equation just isn't working for me anymore.

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;2660511]First visit success! Met Mary, an older but fit and tight bodied AMP. Signed up for what I thought was an hour for $120 massage. It was actually a very good and deep tissue massage. During my rub down I started massaging her thigh and calf as my arms hung there. Mary asked if I thought she was cute and I declared very much! She asked me if I was interested in special treatment and if I would tip her very well also? I agreed and recieved an excellent massage wit HE. I also rubbed her butt and breasts on occasion, but she remained clothed. After HE, I thought I was done, but she came back wrapped my face in clean hot towel, not the one she cleaned the boys with, and started with hot stones on the feet and legs. Total time there was 2 hrs. And a $60 tip.[/QUOTE]Went there this weekend for first time. My experience was about as opposite as you can get.

I asked for Kathy and when I arrived I was taken back by middle age woman. She was similar to what you described but I would say thin and tight body for 40's. Asked for one hour.

There was a language barrier but seemed to be getting along fine, joking a bit, etc. I flirted a bit and she was flirting back, but when I touched her leg, she stiffened up a bit and moved out of my reach. OK.

Long story short, after being flipped over, my enthusiasm was evident and I made no effort to hide it. The massage came to a screeching halt. She pointed to sign on the wall that said non-sexual massage. I did not ask for anything. She said massage over. It was not 60 minutes. I was asked to leave. Language barrier but my impression is that I am not to come back. Now I am not sure if it was actually Kathy never having been there before, but it was clear that I was not going to have the same experience you did. I have no reason to doubt you but it was so opposite of your experience that I had to report.

Kathy is out of town till Sunday. Iknow who you got, and if she had bad teeth, I almost got swaggled into her too. I had a screw up on my part, the day of the time change, and arrived an hour early. That non Kathy chick tried to butt in when I said I was waiting for Kathy, and even after I waited for a half hour, she tried again. I always text, and it is so easy to get an appt with Kathy. Try that after this week. When I was there, the signs you speak of, were down in two rooms that I seen. But that has never mattered in my experience. I am 8 for 9 there. It is no joke.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;2677413]Went there this weekend for first time. My experience was about as opposite as you can get.

I asked for Kathy and when I arrived I was taken back by middle age woman. She was similar to what you described but I would say thin and tight body for 40's. Asked for one hour.

There was a language barrier but seemed to be getting along fine, joking a bit, etc. I flirted a bit and she was flirting back, but when I touched her leg, she stiffened up a bit and moved out of my reach. OK.

Long story short, after being flipped over, my enthusiasm was evident and I made no effort to hide it. The massage came to a screeching halt. She pointed to sign on the wall that said non-sexual massage. I did not ask for anything. She said massage over. It was not 60 minutes. I was asked to leave. Language barrier but my impression is that I am not to come back. Now I am not sure if it was actually Kathy never having been there before, but it was clear that I was not going to have the same experience you did. I have no reason to doubt you but it was so opposite of your experience that I had to report.[/QUOTE].

I went on Sunday. Her teeth were fine.

You posted on 10/24 that you had a successful first visit and now post you have been there 9 times. Was that a typo? That's over 2 weeks. I wish I had that kind of disposable income. Might explain why your experience is so different.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;2677565]Kathy is out of town till Sunday. Iknow who you got, and if she had bad teeth, I almost got swaggled into her too. I had a screw up on my part, the day of the time change, and arrived an hour early. That non Kathy chick tried to butt in when I said I was waiting for Kathy, and even after I waited for a half hour, she tried again. I always text, and it is so easy to get an appt with Kathy. Try that after this week. When I was there, the signs you speak of, were down in two rooms that I seen. But that has never mattered in my experience. I am 8 for 9 there. It is no joke.

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