Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheJester;3247746]So it's still a self-service tease-fest at Sunny (99&99). I drew Jennifer, a petite, mature lady with a decent rack.

Her massage wasn't bad with a lot of teasing. Normally I consider that promising but I take it with the grain of salt there.

Interestingly though when it came to the end she was kissing me, teasing me, had no problem with my roaming hands and she even stuck a finger in the brown eye, but wouldn't finish the deed herself. She was super apologetic about it and kept glancing at the door, paranoid about being caught.[/QUOTE]She's Korean. I liked her a lot. I asked for her last week and was told she went to L. A.

Seems a few AMPs have sprung up in the SW area. I've tried tualatin- thumbs down. Haas anyone tried the new one in Tigard on 99?

I wanted to try a new place today so I ventured out here.

The girl gave a pretty good massage, one of the more thorough ones I've had in a while. Unfortunately, that was about the only good thing. Strictly legit massage, very careful about draping and super careful to avoid any "accidental" brushing.

Also, the places was freezing cold! I went in not long after opening today and they weren't bothering with turning on the central heat. They just had a radiant space heater in the room, I swear I could see my breath!

[QUOTE=TheJester;3254202]I wanted to try a new place today so I ventured out here.

The girl gave a pretty good massage, one of the more thorough ones I've had in a while. Unfortunately, that was about the only good thing. Strictly legit massage, very careful about draping and super careful to avoid any "accidental" brushing.

Also, the places was freezing cold! I went in not long after opening today and they weren't bothering with turning on the central heat. They just had a radiant space heater in the room, I swear I could see my breath![/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads-up. I'll add that to my list of places not to visit.

Here is a quick and slightly vague list of the AMPs that were not what we are looking for:

1. 10411 NE Fourth Plain. Went here a while back. Girl was early 30's with ok massage. No funny business.

2. 301 NW 3rd Portland. I assumed this wouldn't be great and I was right. 70.00 for an hour. Lady was 50+, chubby, and had messed up teeth. I can deal with any one of those, but not all three. No funny business.

3. Lucky Star Massage. Cute, well under 35 year old girl. Ok massage. Mild funny business but self finish.

4. Red Sun massage. Old lady. Average massage. No funny business. Followed me outside asking for bigger tip.

5. Health Spa. Middle aged ladies. I tried this place twice. It was 50/50. The first time was a lot of fun. The second time (a different lady) was spent arguing over who is more free, America or China. For this reason I will not return. Even without a HE, my goal is to relax.

Seems to be the best service around. There are a few favorite places I like. One Van Spa does not have a table shower. Bummer if you like them. But the one closer to the hospital on Mill Plain from 205 going west, more soon I always like to visit new openings and check them out.

Have a windy day wish it would stop. Seems the girls are not out because of the heavy wind. I did not see any on 82 an hour ago. But as everyone knows. Timing is everything.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;3255057]Here is a quick and slightly vague list of the AMPs that were not what we are looking for:

1. 10411 NE Fourth Plain. Went here a while back. Girl was early 30's with ok massage. No funny business.

2. 301 NW 3rd Portland. I assumed this wouldn't be great and I was right. 70.00 for an hour. Lady was 50+, chubby, and had messed up teeth. I can deal with any one of those, but not all three. No funny business.

3. Lucky Star Massage. Cute, well under 35 year old girl. Ok massage. Mild funny business but self finish.

4. Red Sun massage. Old lady. Average massage. No funny business. Followed me outside asking for bigger tip.

5. Health Spa. Middle aged ladies. I tried this place twice. It was 50/50. The first time was a lot of fun. The second time (a different lady) was spent arguing over who is more free, America or China. For this reason I will not return. Even without a HE, my goal is to relax.[/QUOTE]You should never have to put up with old grandmas. Just walk in and ask who's doing the massage. If there is nobody to your liking, then turn around and head for the next place.

Even if it's a cute girl who meets you at the door and takes your money, ASK if she's the one doing it. Lots of places will try the old "switcheroo" trick.

This is a good post UncleChu. It's always good to see posts where no fun is to be had. I've got nothing against a place that is trying to run a legit business, but that's not what we are looking for on this board. My hope is that by posting about strictly legit places hobbyists / mongers won't spend their money there. ESPECIALLY if they are advertising in such a way to make us think extras are available. It helps all of us here when deciding where to go so we don't waste our hard earned cash.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;3255057]Here is a quick and slightly vague list of the AMPs that were not what we are looking for:

1. 10411 NE Fourth Plain. Went here a while back. Girl was early 30's with ok massage. No funny business.

2. 301 NW 3rd Portland. I assumed this wouldn't be great and I was right. 70.00 for an hour. Lady was 50+, chubby, and had messed up teeth. I can deal with any one of those, but not all three. No funny business.

3. Lucky Star Massage. Cute, well under 35 year old girl. Ok massage. Mild funny business but self finish.

4. Red Sun massage. Old lady. Average massage. No funny business. Followed me outside asking for bigger tip.

5. Health Spa. Middle aged ladies. I tried this place twice. It was 50/50. The first time was a lot of fun. The second time (a different lady) was spent arguing over who is more free, America or China. For this reason I will not return. Even without a HE, my goal is to relax.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UncleChu;3255057]Here is a quick and slightly vague list of the AMPs that were not what we are looking for:

1. 10411 NE Fourth Plain. Went here a while back. Girl was early 30's with ok massage. No funny business.

2. 301 NW 3rd Portland. I assumed this wouldn't be great and I was right. 70.00 for an hour. Lady was 50+, chubby, and had messed up teeth. I can deal with any one of those, but not all three. No funny business.

3. Lucky Star Massage. Cute, well under 35 year old girl. Ok massage. Mild funny business but self finish.

4. Red Sun massage. Old lady. Average massage. No funny business. Followed me outside asking for bigger tip.

5. Health Spa. Middle aged ladies. I tried this place twice. It was 50/50. The first time was a lot of fun. The second time (a different lady) was spent arguing over who is more free, America or China. For this reason I will not return. Even without a HE, my goal is to relax.[/QUOTE]Add Veela to the list. Good massage - $60 ph, but she encouraged only self service. Surprised me, as there was nice teasing through the massage. Maybe a few visits needed?

I hit up the place last night as I was sore from too much work under a car. Got a great massage. Felt so much better. I did not end up with the super hot fantastic looking face girl. Sorry cannot remember her name. But I saw her as I was leaving. My provider was really good and I left happy. Also not as sore in the back as I was when I went in.

Sure did rain yesterday. So glad it was not snow and ice. Tired of that crap.

[QUOTE=RM3360;3259908]Add Veela to the list. Good massage - $60 ph, but she encouraged only self service. Surprised me, as there was nice teasing through the massage. Maybe a few visits needed?[/QUOTE]Veela, is not good. I've been there a a number of times.

The new place on 27th and Sandy seems to be a bust as does the new place on 159th and division.

There's a newer place on Foster that is showing good results though.

[QUOTE=Jayman;3262723]Veela, is not good. I've been there a a number of times.

The new place on 27th and Sandy seems to be a bust as does the new place on 159th and division.

There's a newer place on Foster that is showing good results though.[/QUOTE]I have heard the one on Foster was no good also. Anyone rate the place in Mill plain by the Toyota dealership? Or the Place on 28th /205. I have been to each place once or twice with no luck.

[QUOTE==********;3260802]I hit up the place last night as I was sore from too much work under a car. Got a great massage. Felt so much better. I did not end up with the super hot fantastic looking face girl. Sorry cannot remember her name. But I saw her as I was leaving. My provider was really good and I left happy. Also not as sore in the back as I was when I went in.

Sure did rain yesterday. So glad it was not snow and ice. Tired of that crap.[/QUOTE]Anyone know the name of the younger girl with the pretty face? Always get stuck with the old lady.

[QUOTE=Gtx1080;3263120]Anyone know the name of the younger girl with the pretty face? Always get stuck with the old lady.[/QUOTE]Why? When an old lady shows up, just tell them you'll come back later. The magic words to produce any younger girls hiding in the back room.

[QUOTE=PdxGuy;3263543]Why? When an old lady shows up, just tell them you'll come back later. The magic words to produce any younger girls hiding in the back room.[/QUOTE]Its easier to ask for her by name if she's with someone or not working.