Massage Parlor Reports

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 2/10/07 - Wayward One (Nov to Dec 2006)


2007's Reviews
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No Name places
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Erica - 1/7/07 - Saiyen (?) at ****

HWC
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Connie - 3/31/07 - Ampfrep (+)
Yu - 3/20/07 - Havin Fun (-)
K**** - 3/4/07 - Havin Fun (+)
Dallin - 2/26/07 - Go Slow (-)
Dallin - 2/24/07 - Vamonger (+)
J - 2/11/07 - Xooom (+)
Gina - 2/11/07 - Havin Fun (+)
Jenny - 2/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Dallin - 21/07 - Zoomster (+)
darlene - 1/26/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Darlene - 1/24/07 - BigTigger (+)


Sakura
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Seven - 3/31/07 - NcMgr (+)
Candy - 3/18/07 - NcMgr (+)
Hannah - 3/2/07 - Dlrzboy (?)
Min - 2/26/07 - Any Mouse (-)
Yumi - 1/18/07 - Vamonger (+)
Shannon - 1/17/07 - Telcova (?)
Michelle - 1/10/07 - Big Daddy don (+)
??? - 1/5/07 - Moonview (+)
Sue - 1/4/07 - Mong678 (+)
Connie - 1/1/07 - Mong678 (+)


Yorkshire Therapy (Champions)
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Mimi - 3/29/07 - Dlrzboy (+)
Apple - 3/24/07 - jag65 (+)
Honey - 3/12/07 - Dlrzboy (?)
Michelle - 2/26/07 - Dlrzboy (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Dudeman-12 (+)
Michelle - 2/26/07 - MoonView (+)
??? - 2/25/07 - Monger678 (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Moonview (-)
??? - 2/20/07 - L Knit (+)


A-O
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Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Amp Man (+)?
Jennifer - 1/19/07 - Boberati (+)HJ

Soft touch (TK therapeutic)
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M - 2/13/07 - Crazy Jim Wood (+)HJ

ATMB
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Jenny - 2/26/07 - Dabler Too (+)
manager - 2/5/07 - Roamin Roman (?)massage only

Angel therapeutic
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Cee-Cee - 1/26/07 - Spaman2 (+)

Swan
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??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-), massage only,

A+
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Lisa - 1/10/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)HJ

K
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A/S - 3/9/07 - dubliner (?)
Sunny - 1/7/07 - Fatpig (+)

Pinetree
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??? - 1/25/07 - LoveLOS (+)

Honto
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Tina - 2/15/07 - fatpig (?)

Cosmos
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Nana - 3/18/07 - Jag65 (-)
(wonderful) - 2/20/07 - Jim Rob (-)


Magical touch
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Luby/Joy - 2/26/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Amy/Luby - 2/25/07 - BigTime3 (+)


Ana Visage Spa
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??? - 2/27/07 - R Dog 05 (+) and still asking for lame PM
2/22/07 - Lame request - R Dog 05


Golden Palms
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N/A - questions about possible sting - 1/15/07 - Harley Dude 29

Kinja
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closed - 3/10/07 - omeyer
Being busted - 1/9/07 - BSR

Best
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Hannah - 3/17/07 - Dubliner (-)

McArthur
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Sylvia - 4/1/07 - A John (+)


Non-amp
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Linda - 1/12/07 - RoaminRoaman (+)


Closed Locations
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Ginko
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Shut down? Eviction notice posted ? - 1/12/06 - Gulliver :(


Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]New place??
Saw the ad in the post today. Has anyone TOFTT yet?
JJ[/QUOTE]

I was going to go there one day, but it's in a medical building on maple. I couldn't decide if it was protective coloration, or it was not an AMP. I left without going inside. Buck-buck-bacaw! Sorry!

An update to the noble service of W O's summary report. YST has just lost two really good providers--Coco and Cherry. Both gave good therapy and showed positive attitudes. Coco was a little too in demand, and cut sessions short. But she was fun!

There are three new providers. Two look older but are cute. I spent some time with the third--Hana. Not bad, but not really something to run back to. Hana has exceptionally impressive chest muscles. However, man made does not impress me, and the nerves were not particularly well attached. She did not respond much--which is not a good sign as a new girl at this location. Maybe she was just tired from the trip! I'll try one of the others the next time.

The turnover at YST is a bummer. Everytime I go back looking for the same girl after a good massage, mamasan always tells me she's gone. Any of you ever get mamasan asking you for a review of a new girl? That always has me chuckling on the way out. I try to avoid giving a bad review even if my session was not up to par to keep her from getting into trouble.

Lately I've been getting shorted on time which is why I haven't been back in a while. I'm not sure if it's because of the timing of my visits, or just bad luck. Only time will tell.

[QUOTE=Starion]The turnover at YST is a bummer. Everytime I go back looking for the same girl after a good massage, mamasan always tells me she's gone. Any of you ever get mamasan asking you for a review of a new girl? That always has me chuckling on the way out. I try to avoid giving a bad review even if my session was not up to par to keep her from getting into trouble.

Lately I've been getting shorted on time which is why I haven't been back in a while. I'm not sure if it's because of the timing of my visits, or just bad luck. Only time will tell.[/QUOTE]I agree. I see a gal that I enjoyed being with and then she is gone. But all-in-all, no complaints. I kind of like the "surprise" factor as to who I will end up with. Saw a new girl the other night when I was there. Couldn't understand her name at all, but she was fun. I don't even bother reporting on them at YST anymore since they never seem to be there for more than a week or so. I talked to a few that could speak a little English and it sounds like they just come into the area for a short time and then move on to other AMPs. Not sure if this is the norm for some of the others or not but it certainly does seem to be the norm at YST.

Mamasan is a nice little lady. We have gotten familiar with each other and she is always happy to see me come in. She has never asked for a review from me but one day she did ask me what I did for a living. I got the impression she was looking for a little bartering for some work that may have needed to be done around the place but I was not able to help her out. Although it is tempting, I just don't have the time. I do think that she has given me the "OK guy" report to the girls. A couple of them have mentioned things that only Mama would know based on past visits.

I have been a little bad on my reports lately but like I said I don't even bother rep rting on YST because of the turnover. I do have a couple Escort reviews to get up in here when I get a few more minutes to post.

(Part 1 of 2)

Decided to take Sleazebum up on his request and head over to P&S yesterday evening (after work). Calling ahead is definately advised as it is not terribly easy to find. Got up to the second floor and was greated by a Korean someone. Kind of odd little lady (Made me think of Tattoo from Fantasy Island)!!

Went into the room and paid my .6 for 1/2 hr. The room was very spacious, all inclusive, and had a nice leather lazyboy in the corner. Hmm.

Anyway, when I phoned ahead, I asked for a younger provided (late 20's - 30's) and was assured same. However in walks a lady (early - mid 40's, not terribly attractive). I politely asked if there were anyone else and she said that she was the only one there. Tattoo promptly brought my .6 back. I apologized, redressed and headed out towards Leesburg Pike.

Won't be in a hurry to go back there again. There are just too many other quality places to choose from.

Hope that helps you fellas,

Dubliner,

Seeing the world, one AMP at a time

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]New place??

Saw the ad in the post today. Has anyone TOFTT yet?

JJ[/QUOTE]

So after my P&S misadventure, I headed over to Young's. Have never been but have always been curious about the place. Was met by Coco at the door. She was sort of attractive, but she had nice C cups and I wasn't going to a 3rd place, so in I went.

Apparently Coco is new (from PA) and is just trying the place out. She had a very nice personality and enjoyed a good laugh. She said that they are at liberty to do? back home and she really didn't like the restrictions that exist in NoVa. From the lame massage I got, I'm guessing that the emphasis in Pennsylvania is much more on the finish than on the rub.

Anyway I left relatively happy.

Standard fee, standard fare, standard tip.

L: 6
A: 8
R: 5
S: 7

End of transmission.

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time!

As to the time factor at YST, one time Coco shorted me after I had asked for her specificaly, based on a great previous therapy session. She took me through a complete session, but was moving quickly where other sessions had been prolonged for the hour. Said she had an appointment that had shown up. SO--give me someone else for an hour. As I left, I said that Coco was nice, but that the session was well short. No accusation, just a minor critique. Got an apology and next time the ajima remembered and made sure that Coco gave me back the extra minutes. Of course, based on three sessions in short order, Ajima shoudd be careful and make me happy. But, I have found the new ajima and her staff and facility good value.

As much as I have been wanting to try some of the new talent I could not resist seeing Sue. She is my ATF. Today was kind of rushed and got the promise for more next time but I expected it being Friday afternoon. The TS was not rushed or the main course, she just asked to skip the massage this time. Fantastic session with extended AR. Can't wait to go back!!

Stopped in today wanting to get a hot cup of CoCo around 3:30 today at YST. Alas Mamasan tells me CoCo is on vacation and the her 3 phillies are all tied up. Don't really feel like sitting in Manassas another 20+mins so over to Woodbridge.

Made my way to the H, and after a quick recon of the area, I make it in and draw MiMi. Cute, small, fit and tanned saying she'd been there for a week or so from Maryland.

TS was good and she is very friendly. Leaves for supplies, door opens and it is my old buddy Sue! Hey Sue, come back! Nope, couldn't quite work the 'ole switch 'a roo, with the known commodity, so things progress with MiMi.

MiMi proceeds with a medium-light massage and things progress nicely. She has a beautiful natural body and while a bit rushed at times, was VERY enthusiastic in all departments. Overall a nice Friday session.

Looks: 8
Attitude: 7.75
Performance: 9
Overall: 8.354

VAM

Went looking for someone at H** the other day and found a new hue by the name of Blue! First off, mamasan sends me Mimi who is a real hot tamale. Not perfect of course but an A+ in the attitude dept. She takes me to the TS and does a nice job all things considered. While I am waiting for her to return in the room, mamasan introduces me to a tall beatiful girl who reminds me of an asian movie star whose name I can't remember. Very large breasts but she is thin and almost statuesque. On the other hand, she's not a great actress. I enjoyed every minute of my stay and if it's looks you want she's got them.

LARS: 9/9/7/7

Stay safe out there.

What does TOFFT and H** mean? I tried to look them up under the abbreviations section, but they aren't listed there.

I recently came back from the ROK and am looking for a good AMP in NoVA... though, I doubt anything is going to compete with actually being there.

Hazzard,

Perhaps the reason you could not find the abbrreviation is because you are spelling it wrong. You spelled it TOFFT when the monger who used it spelled it correctly (TOFTT). It most certainly is in the list of abbreviations. Put down your crack pipe and look again.

As for H**, use what's left of your mind. Try to reason. I sincerely hope nobody here is going to answer these stupid questions.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Hazzard]What does TOFFT and H** mean? I tried to look them up under the abbreviations section, but they aren't listed there.[/QUOTE]

H** is related to **Z but not to be confused with @#$ or ^&*.

The answer to TOFFT is DILLIGAFF.

Now, fellas, this is how it is supposed to work! My limited budget prevents me from much exploring so I rely on reports herein to get the real deal when I am able to part with my somewhat hard earned cash. THANK YOU ALL who have blazed the trail to new spaces! I really am grateful for the guidance!!!

So - what is it with all the "CoCo" showing up all over??? It cannot be the same girl, or if it is she must be a real superwoman! I hope none of us are lame enough to think these girls use their real names when we visit them anyway. I guess the flavor of the day/week/month is to be "CoCo" for a while.

I am also amazed at the pure stupidity displayed by some newbies! It takes very little research to see that when one starts a relationship here asking a bunch of questions in message number one will cause many harsh responses. So, newbie, RTFF or in plain language - Read the F****** forum and then post your own report BEFORE asking questions.

Dubliner is just one of the many fine fellas here who knows how to share info and, once again, I thank you and all the others who do things right!

"not a sermon, just a thought"

JJ





[QUOTE=Dubliner]So after my P&S misadventure, I headed over to Young's. Have never been but have always been curious about the place. Was met by Coco at the door. She was sort of attractive, but she had nice C cups and I wasn't going to a 3rd place, so in I went.

Apparently Coco is new (from PA) and is just trying the place out. She had a very nice personality and enjoyed a good laugh. She said that they are at liberty to do? back home and she really didn't like the restrictions that exist in NoVa. From the lame massage I got, I'm guessing that the emphasis in Pennsylvania is much more on the finish than on the rub.

Anyway I left relatively happy.

Standard fee, standard fare, standard tip.

L: 6
A: 8
R: 5
S: 7

End of transmission.

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time![/QUOTE]