General Reports

On my way home, stopped to get something to eat on Franklin, and drove up Wethersfield to catch the highway by the Convention Center. I got a weird vibe, and saw some very strange things happening on Wethersfield Ave...........looks like all the murders, illegal guns, and drug dealers have all been apprehended over off Garden and Albany, so vice can focus on the REAL crimes now that the weather is getting a little warmer. Good job HPD!!! :rolleyes:

How many shootings and murders happened off Albany Ave this past weekend? I've lost track, and it's only April. Priorities, boys in blue, priorities. Popcorn headlines won't change the fact that warzone off Garden St and all points north is any better off.

I also like the way Eddie Perez prettied up Park St., but hasn't done a thing about the Upper Albany area. What a joke.

O BTW, Liz is back for a bit (yea she is indecisivide but $ talks) if you interested pm me.

[QUOTE=Tampx]O BTW, Liz is back for a bit (yea she is indecisivide but $ talks) if you interested pm me.[/QUOTE]

Tampx, I have seen her in the past, she was a 1.25 girl just a while ago who used to adv. in the Advocate with no time limits. She is a lot of fun but I don't think she is worth her new bill since in comparison to most of the other high end girls I have seen around hereand in Boston. Check out Eros for same price and 3X quality if you're shopping that range. Just my 2 cents. No digs meant to anyone.

avojo takin it slow.

Another Blast from the Past is back - Kayla in the Advocate. Advertises as 20yrs old, 5-4, 115, blonde hair, blue eyes. Tiny, tight and white, pretty much the same as the last time she was around. Here is a report from the Vito Archives, for the information of any who may be tempted:

Of course, Kayla was the first of several attempted Advocate listings to actually pick up the phone. Set up an incall appointment and we agreed that I'd be there in ten minutes. Arrived, called and she was gone. Said she'd be back in 15 minutes, so I waited. Around two hours and several back and forth calls later, we finally got down to it. I paid for the 1/2 hr, which I think was around $125 then and probably more now. Like alot of these younger Advocate/CL types, her technique was mediocre and her attitude was hurry up and get out. The concept of providing decent service to gain a good rep and regular business never occurs to them. Kayla turned out to be not just tight, but too tight - she was in pain and finished me by hand. L/A/S = 7.5/2/3

The Advocate menu always looks tempting, but if you find a listing that is timely, accurate and provides good value and service, be assured that it is the exception. It took me many tries to finally swear off being suckered in by these Advocate ads - caveat emptor!

I've been out for a while, so I apologize that this is 2 years old.

My experience with the advocate was pretty decent. She advertised as "Playboy Bunny" though I saw her on TER as Bunny. Anyways, I called, left a voice mail and didn't get a call until the next day. While at work. She was friendly, chatty, and sweet so we set it up for that night at 3 for the hour.

Easy to get to locale, called her to let her know I was in the area, waited 15 minutes for a call back. Thought she might have forgotten. Anyways, she called me back and drive me into her place, I knocked and she answered. Short at 5'2, blonde, large be cups. She talked for a while, telling me about this band she was starting. Oh, she was a former stripper at the Gold Club. Pretty good time to be had, followed by a long conversation afterwards.

Anyone out there ever meet with this one?

[QUOTE=Virile Vito]Another Blast from the Past is back - Kayla in the Advocate. Advertises as 20yrs old, 5-4, 115, blonde hair, blue eyes. Tiny, tight and white, pretty much the same as the last time she was around. Here is a report from the Vito Archives, for the information of any who may be tempted:

Of course, Kayla was the first of several attempted Advocate listings to actually pick up the phone. Set up an incall appointment and we agreed that I'd be there in ten minutes. Arrived, called and she was gone. Said she'd be back in 15 minutes, so I waited. Around two hours and several back and forth calls later, we finally got down to it. I paid for the 1/2 hr, which I think was around $125 then and probably more now. Like alot of these younger Advocate/CL types, her technique was mediocre and her attitude was hurry up and get out. The concept of providing decent service to gain a good rep and regular business never occurs to them. Kayla turned out to be not just tight, but too tight - she was in pain and finished me by hand. L/A/S = 7.5/2/3

The Advocate menu always looks tempting, but if you find a listing that is timely, accurate and provides good value and service, be assured that it is the exception. It took me many tries to finally swear off being suckered in by these Advocate ads - caveat emptor![/QUOTE]Vito,

Thanks for the reviews. Can't agree more about what you said about younger advocate types. To me, any of the crew who work out of days inn on brainard invariably of that type. Often they not there (or busy) when you show up in parking lot, and get lot of b.s. about they;ll be back in 15 mins etc. Or you get in, maybe even choice of 2 girls, but are in huge rush to get you out of there. Once asked to take shower they were out of clean towels so many guys thru there already. Finally learned just to avoid anyone who works out of there young even if good price. Descriptions invariably bad also, things such as fake ethnicity (guess they figure you won't notice) or upsize cupsize by 1 or 2 categories (again, guess you won't notice).

[QUOTE=Avojo1]Tampx, I have seen her in the past, she was a 1.25 girl just a while ago who used to adv. in the Advocate with no time limits. She is a lot of fun but I don't think she is worth her new bill since in comparison to most of the other high end girls I have seen around hereand in Boston. Check out Eros for same price and 3X quality if you're shopping that range. Just my 2 cents. No digs meant to anyone.

avojo takin it slow.[/QUOTE]She was NEVER is the advocate or at 1.25, so you are completely wrong about her.

While we are talking Advocate ads, one I've had some luck with just says
"lets have some fun" or someting low key like that. her # is 508-1*** she dosn't work all the time, so if you see the add, thats wthe time to call.

Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE]

Hi J,

For a low post guy, it's better if you give your feedback first, for appreciation and to provide some truzst.

[QUOTE=Bad Dawg]Hi J,

For a low post guy, it's better if you give your feedback first, for appreciation and to provide some truzst.[/QUOTE]

Particularly having been a member since Christmas, having posted only four times and every time to ask for information, never to provide information.

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE] I was All-State until my playing surface became unfavorable but if I was still active I'd tell you this: Take One For The (fucking) Team!!!!

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE]

First off, BBW is already a turn off.

And, in CL here are some translations:

Petite = fat

Slim = fat

Athletic = fat

Skinny = fat

Curvy = oh my god, I'm FAT

Busty = holy shit am I FAT!

BBW = I'm so fucking FAT!!!! (and I smell too)

just so you know...

Gents - more words of wisdom by Garthy. Take note.

God that was funny - LOL

[QUOTE=Garthy]First off, BBW is already a turn off.

And, in CL here are some translations:

Petite = fat

Slim = fat

Athletic = fat

Skinny = fat

Curvy = oh my god, I'm FAT

Busty = holy shit am I FAT!

BBW = I'm so fucking FAT!!!! (and I smell too)

just so you know...[/QUOTE]You know, some of us like em fat. And smelly.

I was with this bbw in another state just to the north of us and I pulled her pants down and promptly instructed her to get in the shower so I could "watch".

She got the stink out and it was all good.

She tossed a mean salad too. She cooked everything the chef told her to.