Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

Banged this Asian so hard her head went through the wall! Started to pull her head out and she said," WTF are you doing? Put it back in"! Her head went through her neighbors wall and wound up blowing her neighbor as well!!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5144327]Banged this Asian so hard her head went through the wall! Started to pull her head out and she said," WTF are you doing? Put it back in"! Her head went through her neighbors wall and wound up blowing her neighbor as well!![/QUOTE]I appreciate the comedy sometimes but your fantasy stories really just need to be in a separate section.

These stories were supposed to be funny?

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5144634]I appreciate the comedy sometimes but your fantasy stories really just need to be in a separate section.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5144634]I appreciate the comedy sometimes but your fantasy stories really just need to be in a separate section.[/QUOTE]I agree, some stuff is really funny deserves its own section. He's probably a unemployed Penthouse Variations editor.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5144634]I appreciate the comedy sometimes but your fantasy stories really just need to be in a separate section.[/QUOTE]I wish he / she would lift my blog restriction!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5144825]I agree, some stuff is really funny deserves its own section. He's probably a unemployed Penthouse Variations editor.[/QUOTE]I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5147487]I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.[/QUOTE]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5056457]DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.


Late follow-up. TLDR: I think should all be taking 8,000 to 10,000 IU of vitamin D per day, and that's not just hobbyists worried about covid, that's everybody.

[/QUOTE]I failed to mention that supplemental vitamin D should be accompanied by magnesium and vitamn K2.

Also, the 10,000 figure from the paper I linked was what was needed for virtually everybody to reach the level they considered optimal. Many / most people will need less, depending on body mass, obesity, other factors.

This paper has a table, Table 1, of recommended amounts of all 3 supplements.

[URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7406600/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]Yes, especially the one where he put a girl's head through the wall where she turned around and blew another guy in the other room.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5147952]Yes, especially the one where he put a girl's head through the wall where she turned around and blew another guy in the other room.[/QUOTE]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5148156]I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph![/QUOTE]Aren't you actually tied to be fit?

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5148796]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.[/QUOTE]15 would be a little ambitious (for you)!

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5148796]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.[/QUOTE]Nah, he writes like an older dude. He has that 1970's writing style. It's hard to explain unless you've studied film or lit (or I guess if you lived in the 1970's), but the best comparison is Woody Allen. Everybody he writes is sassy and clever, with lots of one liners. HangingBalls has that kind of narrative style.

Real hookers are too transactional to be witty.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]I'll give you reality! I was running around downtown with some buds wearing my MAGA hat and a Trump sticker pasted on my crotch! We got sneered at, brow-beated and even a few snide comments. Then this blonde amazon about 6'2", 400 #'s swiftly approaches me and tries to rip the patch off my crotch! I lose my balance and wind up leaned on the wall of a building. She struggles to rip it off as it is firmly stuck on. Her ripping turned into groping as her huge hands wrapped around my stiffening tool. She gasped and uttered," My Gawd, you're huge" Edited version: She drags me to her nearby condo and pins me up against the wall. Her mitt is groping my shaft and I'm losing breath. I push my hand on her "K" cup breast and push her on the bed. I whip my dick out and say "You want to get fucked, you take that Biden / Harris hat and step on it"! She vehemently refuses! Then I start swinging my dick and say," You want some"? Seconds later she's sliding her pants down stomping on the blue hat! She lays on her bed, legs raised up with one arm pulling up her gut and the other rubbing my cock on her clit. Eventually finding her hole I rammed it into her tight hole. She yelped like a dog as eight "s of steel ripped her open. Her complaints turned to moans as she begged for more! Few minutes later I was all the way in pushing her cervix to her asshole! She flipped between pain and pleasure eventually unloading after her 6th or 7th orgasm. She passed out! I ripped the Trump sticker off my jeans and pasted it to her unconscious forehead and made a bee-line out the door!