Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Assman7]First things first, thanks for the feedback be it positive or negative. I did feel like I should not have asked her so many questions, and I did my best to space them out over the period of the hour, but I did get the vibe that the possibility for roaming hands was there, on my part anyway. I took the steam then realized I made the wrong choice when I couldn't breathe. I'm glad I shut up when I did though. In fact, as I said, I had fun and I will be going back there.

As for you guys that are being jerks, that's fine, I can handle the hazing however, if I write you back with a good burn and piss you off don't go crying to your mod about it, just ignore me like I ignore you. (yes I'm looking at you Mr. Most pointless move in wrestling history ever) And I understand that as long as you've been here it's easy to forget that you were once new as well. But whatever, if I bug you that much, just put me on your ignore list. I have no problem with that. At least I'm not being considered a serial killer.

So, that's that with that, and if any of you (and some already did) have specific questions, PM me. I'll get back to you quick. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!

A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:

1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation

2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you

3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like

Best wishes,

Bend It

[QUOTE=PeoplesElbow]Assman7 = LE?

Basil Fomine = serial killler?

F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.

Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I reported Basil too. Waste of bandwidth and air. Maybe he'll redeem himself, but I'm not holding my breath . . .

Assman doesn't strike me as LE, but again, its online and who really knows . . .

Bend It

Poof!!! BF is outa here. Thanks, Jackson.

You're right about number 1. I was just a bit nervous and started blabbering. Also, to Shrooms. I apologize, I did read your post a few days before my first post but I got caught up in being flamed so I didn't put 2 and 2 together. In fact, she didn't even introduce herself until I was leaving. That's what has made my mind up to go back because she suggested I come back a couple of times.

I disagree with the toilet paper feeling but I do think she needs to do some curls or something and get her strength up. Also, I found her personality quite charming. I had a great conversation with her when it came to the music they had on. Having re-read your post I realize I f**ked up. Hopefully after a few more visits she'll realize I was just nervous. I did tell her that I had been to one other place before, which at the time the thought hadn't occured to me about extras. But the Swedish massage there was very relaxing and rigorous. It's and American MP and they have a website so I think it's all on the straight and narrow.

[QUOTE=Bend It]Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!

A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:

1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation

2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you

3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like

Best wishes,

Bend It[/QUOTE]

I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.

Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.

Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.

Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )

Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.

Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.

Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?

I hope someone finds this info useful.

Thanks for the post. It was sort of like a "blanket" review, covering bits and pieces here and there but never really getting into the meat of things. I'm not flaming you but I'the prefer a separate review for each place with more details. Especially names. I like to have an idea of which names I should know in these parlors. I could either request them, know to avoid them, or at least throw their name out if I need to. Secondly, the descriptions were pretty vague and the reports on some of these girls seem obsolete. Recent visits with recent reviews would work best, especially with the high turnover nature of this field. I'm a newbie also, but just adding my $0. 02. If I'm out of line, let me know.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.

Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.

Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.

Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )

Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.

Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.

Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?

I hope someone finds this info useful.[/QUOTE]

Oh, and apology accepted. Hehe.

Nice first report.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.[/QUOTE]The only people who get "slammed" are the ones that post just to see their own writting, or slam someone to start out.

The way this will continue to work, is people giving good info to each other. And you did just that. Keep it up. Good first post!

Went there few days ago. My 2nd time and fairly clean there. I choose daytime to avoid rush customers on weekend. A 35 yr(maybe 40, she said 30) lady help me release my stress. It's weird that I listened to some Japanese music when I was there. Didnt try shower because I didnt know if it's worth.

0.7 for soso massage and add some for extra. The same price(even less) I can get better massage in other places on Archer. I will go back but I'd like to pick a younger girl. Any suggestion?

Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.

So what was the rate for the massage?
and what kind of tip did you leave?

We need to know for our next visit :-))

Especially for the young Latina. What kind of tip was she looking for?
the standard rate or something absurd?


[QUOTE=genuis8]Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=genuis8]Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.[/QUOTE]
Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.

Saw the post about vagueness? As was stated in my first report I'm very new to this so I don't know the protocol for how much to divulge. I'll try and be more specific. See below

Lisunia. I know that they have several new girls and one of them is Ivone. (had a visit just today) Tall thin, blonde, beautiful and eastern european. I think I saw a post on her a while back. First time I've ever seen her but it was just my lucky day! (I booked an appointment but not with anyone specfic) You'll need to give the password when booking an appointment (chances of success always increase when booking in advance. My experience). I notices that other posters have not mentioned the "password" so I won't either but if you look hard enough you'll find it. The massage is practically non existant (just a lot of rubbing that I have to say is quite arousing) but I must say she's a lot of fun. (if you're looking for fs you'll leave disappointed as it seems to me that this place is not set up for that kind of thing) Plenty of contact and all the rest of the fun things one looks for as a hobbist. 9 at the door and. 6 for topless fun.

Table shower is finally set up for an extra fee, but I did not opt for it. I read one of the recent reviews about Tiffany so I decided to test the waters. Dana definitely does NOT offer extras so don't even try. The place is ultraclean and new, and they have lockable doors, which I like. This place would be perfect if they offered lots of extras.

Tiffany was a dirty blonde, about 5 10 and in her 20's. Big chest, showing lots of cleavage, and has a nice round ass. Her massage was pretty good, but I saw absolutely no signs of extras. She was completely legit and professional with her massage. I tried the uncovered thing, and she covered me right back up. Stayed absolutely clear of the boys and no accidental brushing of the boys.

If anyone else has any luck, let me know. I paid. 75 at the door.