Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GoTaHaveIt;3595219]Unless his attractiveness is very low standard. A fellow monger told me that the women are just like all the others around this area. Are old and ugly. I guess the day he went in the hot ones were not their! He problay aint' been their going off that ad picture that they all use LOL[/QUOTE]Finally made it to king's.

It was previously mentioned that the house fee for hh was 80. It's not. It's 60.

The girl I saw was quite younger than the other AMPs. Probably in her 20's. Cute, short, nice girl. Unfortunately I forgot her name. & also unfortunately, another handshake only place. At.

For all the newbies who are wondering what to expect ata massage parlors, here's the list:

1. Only a massage, (which may or may not include the dreaded foot massage.).

2. A HE / handshake / handjob.

3. BJ. (Blow job). May be covered with a condom, (most Asians require that), but not 100%.

4. FS- full service- usually a BJ & fucking.

(Also tS). Not transsexual, but a table shower, which is usually erotic. (Often it's used for provider to save her wrist, by taking up time, & helping her stave-off. Carpal tunnel.

In addition, there can be nuru & other weird therapeutic practices. The prostate massage is the weirdest. When a girl does it, it's supposed to be erotic, but when your urologist does it, you feel like busting his chops!

Finally, if you get an exotic massage on market street, you may end up with a nuru on nulu.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;3600713]For all the newbies who are wondering what to expect ata massage parlors, here's the list:

1. Only a massage, (which may or may not include the dreaded foot massage.).

2. A HE / handshake / handjob.

3. BJ. (Blow job). May be covered with a condom, (most Asians require that), but not 100%.

4. FS- full service- usually a BJ & fucking.

(Also tS). Not transsexual, but a table shower, which is usually erotic. (Often it's used for provider to save her wrist, by taking up time, & helping her stave-off. Carpal tunnel.

In addition, there can be nuru & other weird therapeutic practices. The prostate massage is the weirdest. When a girl does it, it's supposed to be erotic, but when your urologist does it, you feel like busting his chops!

Finally, if you get an exotic massage on market street, you may end up with a nuru on nulu.[/QUOTE]I would add a few things:

After the table shower, you might also spend about 5 minutes in a dry sauna, which is also a time-eater.

If there is only one or two girls working, don't be surprised if they have to leave to answer the door.

If you look at an ad on Backpage and think you're going to see the level of girls in the ad, you are wrong. To be sure, often times the girl will be attractive, but not nearly as young or as hot as the generic asian models they use.

When visiting an AMP:

1. Don't get your hopes up, 50-50 chance you will be disappointed.

2. Expect older, less attractive woman, 35 and above.

3. Only visit with the total amount you want to spend. They usually upsell you to death.

4. empty you pockets and leave the wallet and cards in the car.

5. I usually like to visit during off hours as to avoid waiting.

6. On the plus side, if you got the itch, usually can get it scratched without much aggravation.

Good luck DnC.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;3600713]

Finally, if you get an exotic massage on market street, you may end up with a nuru on nulu.[/QUOTE]I wasn't aware there was an AMP on market much less that they offered nuru. Can we get some more details on this? If they really offer nuru I'll have to swing by asap.

[QUOTE=DickensCider;3601303]When visiting an AMP:

1. Don't get your hopes up, 50-50 chance you will be disappointed.

2. Expect older, less attractive woman, 35 and above.

3. Only visit with the total amount you want to spend. They usually upsell you to death.

4. empty you pockets and leave the wallet and cards in the car.

5. I usually like to visit during off hours as to avoid waiting.

6. On the plus side, if you got the itch, usually can get it scratched without much aggravation.

Good luck DnC.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much for your additional list! Very helpful & educational!

May I add, if you do get an itch, keep at home, a tube of blue ointment.

Omd.

[QUOTE=Rodrian;3601387]I wasn't aware there was an AMP on market much less that they offered nuru. Can we get some more details on this? If they really offer nuru I'll have to swing by asap.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I just took some poetic license. I'm not aware of any in that area.

Perhaps someone should open one calling it "millennial massage. ".

My favorite would be an AMP near the intersection of bardstown rd & hikes ln. It would be called, "the feeling's buechel. ".

Omd.

[QUOTE=DickensCider;3601303]When visiting an AMP:


5. I usually like to visit during off hours as to avoid waiting.

Good luck DnC.[/QUOTE]What time is that considered? The 1-4 or 6-8 range? I seem to always pick the busy time and move on.

Spent an half hour appt. With her this afternoon.502 Nude except for panties, Comfortable calm. Light music, peaceful. Great easy conversation, Started facedown, worked all. Myscle groups well. Some teasing of the boys, light finger touch. Flipped, no 79 1+1massage on top and directly to h. E with some dirty talk then didn't last long before eruption. Offered to clean up. YMMV. Other services possible with up sell. Not sure I will repeat.
29VX.

Before noon. 2-4 and after 8. DnC.

[QUOTE=FreeWilly12;3601634]Spent an half hour appt. With her this afternoon.502 Nude except for panties, Comfortable calm. Light music, peaceful. Great easy conversation, Started facedown, worked all. Myscle groups well. Some teasing of the boys, light finger touch. Flipped, no 79 1+1massage on top and directly to h. E with some dirty talk then didn't last long before eruption. Offered to clean up. YMMV. Other services possible with up sell. Not sure I will repeat.
29VX.[/QUOTE]What am I missing here? Whats is with the coded phone number crapola in your report?

[QUOTE=Urbanwonder42;3602341]What am I missing here? Whats is with the coded phone number crapola in your report?[/QUOTE]Can't post her number directly. So maybe I should stated it more correctly.

Like pm if you need her digits.

[QUOTE=Urbanwonder42;3602341]What am I missing here? Whats is with the coded phone number crapola in your report?[/QUOTE]The board software will, in most cases, mask phone numbers, or parts of them, out of messages. I suspect this is to prevent some asshole from posting a girl's, or a monger's, real phone number. I am personally of the opinion that this practice is a good idea. There are ways around it, of course, as the OP demonstrated, but there's only so much that software can do in the face of human maliciousness. Not to imply that there was any malicious intent on FreeWilly12's part, just a general observation.

[QUOTE=FreeWilly12;3602368]Can't post her number directly. So maybe I should stated it more correctly.

Like pm if you need her digits.[/QUOTE]OK, understood. I usually post links to ads, so I hadn't encountered this as of yet.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;3601410]Sorry, I just took some poetic license. I'm not aware of any in that area.

Perhaps someone should open one calling it "millennial massage. ".

My favorite would be an AMP near the intersection of bardstown rd & hikes ln. It would be called, "the feeling's buechel. ".

Omd.[/QUOTE]Or how about one one the corner of grinstead & Barrett called "Grin & Barrett"? Or maybe a strip club instead.