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[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1559368]But they have always said that. And if no one is in town whom are they going to prosecute? Are they going to have a recall? It was just a play they were all putting on; a Prestige. It was just to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy that someone was doing something to drive out the evil Asian forces from Warren and surrounding areas. I can't wait till MVOC, the Warren City Council and the Attorney General's skeletons start rattling. Then it will be interesting to see how everyone will cha, cha, cha, chatter.[/QUOTE]With all your friends, you don't know the deal! Lets keep it simple!

The Spas made a deal to close up and go away! No charges, no trouble, NO SPAS!

If they didn't make a deal they where left with a whole lot charges and potential arrests and jail time!

It is over and done with, stopping dwelling on it and move on! Anyhow, trick or treat is just around the corner, what are you dressing up as?

I got a couple ideas for you, pm me if you want to know.

Happy Mongeling

I wouldn't mind revisiting the area and reminisce of the good ole times. Of course this will be during day time hours not only because of safety but because nothing is lit up at night. I also will not travel 1mph over the speed limit since I know the smokies are out trying to collect every last nickel of revenue they can. Maybe have a dog at the shoppe but their food is mediocre at best. I like the chili dogs at Skyline the best. Lots of cheese on top, onion, mustard but instead of the normal artery clogger chili I get the veggie chili on top. Not only healthier but it doesn't run down your arm when eating it.

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1559847]With all your friends, you don't know the deal! Lets keep it simple!

The Spas made a deal to close up and go away! No charges, no trouble, NO SPAS!

If they didn't make a deal they where left with a whole lot charges and potential arrests and jail time!

It is over and done with, stopping dwelling on it and move on! Anyhow, trick or treat is just around the corner, what are you dressing up as?

I got a couple ideas for you, pm me if you want to know.

Happy Mongeling[/QUOTE]How did you know my costume? I was planning to go to my hometown of Kent dressed as you since I figured you would want to dress like me or your interpretation of me old friend. I've got a very nice repitilian outfit that I thought I would pimp out in. Just add a little more flavor, style, and flair. Maybe get a Chandilier for my pimp truck. You know how you like. Dude, I know the deal just tired of the bs about the whole thing. I know another deal too. It's all going to hit them in their faces soon. Like I said Karma is a be*tch and I know you and Sammie got the biggest backhand of them all. Seeing the Sun shuttered was the biggest flashback of that day, driving by and seeing DeWine and his mayoral sidekick out front with the cameras. It's going to comeback and bite them all in the ass: MVOC, City Council, Dewine, the Mayor, Hicks. It already started with the councilwoman and it's not going to end. It's definitely going to be the end Mayan style for the lot of them. I can't wait for the sh*t about the minister that heads the human trafficking board and his chicks to come out. There will be some satisfaction when it does. Other than that I head up North to visit an old friend.

Anybody have anything to report?

[QUOTE=Frank69;1564094]Anybody have anything to report?[/QUOTE]I can report that Warren is still a #hole and nothing can even grow there it's so #KED up.

As for useful reporting? Nada. Do miss our former friends and I hope they are doing well.

[QUOTE=Frank69;1564094]Anybody have anything to report?[/QUOTE]Nada niente zilch nothing zero. I'm pretty sure on my last pass by sun I saw a tumble weed, which blew into the street and disappeared into a chuck hole the size of small car. Mike dewine probably gave it a thought to do some campaigning in the parking lot of fantacy, but really after these months passed he's smart enough to realize that no one NO ONE GIVES A SHIT well except for a couple, of do gooders who spend there time now baking apple pies but can't let them cool on there window ledges because the plethora of crack heads that fester in warren would and steal it on a good day and steal it and kill the chef on a bad day. The police chief probably watches all the surveillance cameras still being vigilant in case the human trafficking happens to actually crop up. One things for sure somewhere cookie is probably doing a slip and slide, some lucky bastards chin just hit the ground cause he just got a glimpse on nanas inch longs Kim is walking the kinks out of someone's back and ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe. A senior said to let it go it's over, maybe so but it was damn good times and I think back often. Good times

I was at 76 spa a few weeks ago, only 15 from Warren.

No slip and slide, but I still had a good time!

Ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe.

I wonder If Ada will actually work on those interrogating, I mean stern questions. It seems that asking them and anonying pervs really didn't do any good what so ever. In the long run no precatuicons taken like possable servalance tape did any good. Oh well we have one month till elections maybe the new year will bring some good news.

[QUOTE=Frank69; 1564526]Ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe.

I wonder If Ada will actually work on those interrogating, I mean stern questions. It seems that asking them and anonying pervs really didn't do any good what so ever. In the long run no precatuicons taken like possable servalance tape did any good. Oh well we have one month till elections maybe the new year will bring some good news.[/QUOTE]Give it up Frank. Nothing is going to happen after the elections. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Try stamp collecting or bird watching, I'm sure there are vultures circling over Warren.

At least you're better off than the Jeepster. I hear he's in intense therapy from not being able to warn people about the AMP's.

This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.

[QUOTE=SAM7032;1564820]This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]Sam-I agree with your 1st sentence. It's called a motel.

[QUOTE=SAM7032;1564820]This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]There are rumors to this effect that something similiar to this idea is in the works but neither can or will be elaborated on this forum. Just know that seed money is being planted for some such event of favorites. Ok Timmy?

[QUOTE=SAM7032;1564820]meter monitoring minutes used.[/QUOTE]Warren has some old used parking meters in storage that will be going up for auction at the end of the month. It's the annual surplus auction. The meters can then be retrofitted and placed outside each room. Need more time? Just run outside and fill the meter with more money.

[QUOTE=SAM7032;1564820]This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]They are called video booths! And yes you can have sex there (with yourself)! Don't worry, the City of Warren will find a way to shut it down. The HNIC will call for the police chief to stop all masterbation within city limits or find a way to sell license for wacking off.

Since I havn't taken a trip to see in person, why are AMP ads cropping back up on BP?

I thought they were all shut down in Warren?

WTF.

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