Lackluster Red Lantern /2188
I wish I had paid more attention to some of the recent post and the names. I had a bad time. Although it was partially my fault, she could have made the experience a good one.
I drew room 1, Linda. Yes, she is young and pretty. Small breasts and big nipples. I'm ok with that. And a spinner. She did seem to have a good attitude also when we did try to speak, so no real complaints with her friendliness.
But I had a very bad time and I think I'm going to start looking elsewhere. I know Charlie has the great ass lickers, but I'm a harry guy, so I'm not getting Donnegun.
Anyway, I paid for 1 hr and 2 shots. I got no shower. We got undressed and she sanitized me. She started right in with a CBJ and she got me going. She was rubbing her hands on me and was playing with my nipples, but it was a "hurry up and go" BJ. And so I did blow pretty quickly (which is why I like the 2 shot deals). Afterwards, she gave me a light rub, and checked her phone. I tried small talk, and we used the translator on her phone. But it did not get us too far. So I closed my eyes and tried to relax. He phone kept beeping, and she looked at her phone every time. She picked up the phone and started listening to people talking in Chinese on the phone, like a group call. She said those were her girlfriends. I couldn't figure that out. She did not pay attention to me or what she was doing. So I tried to talk to her, rub her, etc. , but she wanted to pay attention to her phone. I can't get in the mood like that at all. So I offered another $40 for DATY and she agreed. She then complained about my beard and mustache, and she did not really open wide enough for me to get in there. She wouldn't let me lift her hips so I could get a better angle (which also would have helped keep the mustache off the clit). She moaned some, but that did not get me going either. She checked her phone again.
I finally said, let's get round 2 over with, and she started the CBJ again. I felt ready enough and she climbed on board. It was mechanical, and she kept her distance. We changed positions to Mish. I was half limp and it never came back to me. He phone kept beeping. I couldn't get in the mood. She switched to HJ. It was horrible. Too fast. I told her to slow down, but she didn't understand, and she pushed down hard on my dick. It felt uncomfortable. I stopped her and tried to show her a slower pace, but she kept pushing down on the dick. Oh, and she checked her phone with her other hand. I gave up and left. I need more GFE to get in the mood. I know I did not pay for GFE, but she needs to pay attention to me for the time I'm paying. If you go, try to get someone else.
I know they have young girls, and I'll probably try again. Every time there are good reviews about a rotation, I usually can't make it over. Then when I do go, I get the bad rotation.
I need something more convenient to the Northside and not at O'Hare.
Is there an upgrade from red lantern?
Agree here with the general sentiment of YMMV at this place. Had amazing times and had mediocre times. My main issue with the place is how dumpy it is. Charlie is definitely a great guide, but also find that he generally has better luck from being a regular. Are there more upscale places to be had in the city? I've been trying KP, but seems that it's really hard to get in. Any advice is appreciated, PM if need be.