Relaxing in the Mystique of Brazil up in SB County
This past week, I had some business up in the S. Bernardino area. After running searches on RMs, the place I finally decided on was BMR in Upland, due largely to its high number of reviews. I'm posting here because that board is dead, though I may re-post it there later.
I went during the middle of the week and got "Nancy", who walked in wearing a short and tight pink dress. Though not Brasileira herself, she was from South America. Looks-wise, 8 or 9. Easily the best-looking Latina provider I've ever had. So far, my Latina providers in OC, SGV, and the South Bay have been 5's, 6's, and 7's. Then again, I've only been with seven in total, so I don't have the largest sample size. Anyway, Nancy had not just a slim and well-proportioned body with huge (natural?) tits, she had a great face. She was so unexpectedly unattractive that I actually had trouble flirting with her the way I've successfully done with all my previous providers. Which is why I neglected to ask her age, but she appeared to be in her late 20's or early 30's. Service-wise, she was very friendly and sweet and playful, and asked if wanted a massage or if I wanted to play. I chose the latter, and she asked me what I would like, to which I replied, everything. After slipping the cover on, she gave me a disappointing and somewhat uncomfortable BJ, followed by mish and finished with DS, where she demonstrated just how tight she could get (someone's been doing their Kegels! Would have probably gotten to other positions had I lasted longer. So, service-wise, an 8/10, and the damage for the hh was two Jackson's, and for the tip it was a Jackson or so cheaper than at places like Lavender or Rose 999 in OC (I still haven't figured out the way to pricing codes used here) . Overall experience, also an 8 or 8. 5 out of 10. Will definitely return if I get a chance to be in the area again. If I don't get her, hopefully the place's other providers are just as hot.
Ez relax foot massage: Amy
Ez relax foot massage, Westminster.
Amy.
About 3 pm.
Great firm massage. If you like deep tissue, athletic massage. Especially great for lower back.
Not afraid of prost massage. Not afraid to get in the cracks. (Not for me, but in case you enjoy that, she provides.).
She was in her 50's. Sturdy / stocky built.
Wore the outfit of an 80's villain. Red headband and matching red tiger vest. That doesn't affect the service, but that's how she was dressed, so why not add that description.
Poor-mediocre HJ. Too rough. Not interested in being caring. Told me to hurry up. Said BBBJ next visit (but I highly doubt she provides).
Looks: 3/10.
Massage: 8. 5/10.
HJ: 3/10.
$25 to spa. $40 to provider. Total damage: $65.