The Rat Trap

Monger Spearfish it seems that you joined this great forum around the end of 2013. Yet 98.7 percent of your reviews and posts are about Dahlia! Since joining this forum you have posted 42 reviews on the Stank Pussy Dahlia! So what does this tell Chris5? This tells me a few things. #1 You are the ultimate WK with some SERIOUS mental issues. #2 You are more than likely her management as well. 42 reviews with you last one being last week all saying the same things repeatedly over and over again! So asshole answer a couple of questions for ME. Spearfish what are YOU getting from dahlia for your continuous posts and reviews? Freebies? Cash? Companionship? What's your end asshole? I think I am entitled to an answer! Boards members trying to see dahlia are you all zombies with no brain's? Dahlia is a hustler and is playing all you chumps like a fiddle! Plus she has a SMELLY pussy! The words right now I am in total shock 42 times!! 42 reviews people. Smh.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2702805]So my fellow SW monger Brothers due to a recent promotion at work. I am now the head chef of a very high end restaurant and my schedule is no longer the same. So I can't be on Paradise Trail as much. My heart is truely broken LOL so I've decided to choose 5 SW's to make my all star ATF team LOL.

1st. The Librarian (Jessica the red head with glasses and a fine body and pussy to go with) she's like big foot hard to fucking find LOL that's why she's my #1 once I find her grabbing her digits or letting her know what the dealio is lmao.

2nd. The Saint (Ashley I need some latina in my life LOL) I can probably feed her too so she doesn't get skinny like before even tho she's skinny af alrdy LOL.

3rd. Nicole she's just awesome and a great fuck she's down for anything.

4th. Casper (carrie what can I say I love my redheads LOL even tho she changed her hair color) oh and yes she's on BP and classified. She's no longer a SW.

5th. Desiree I mean what can I say gives a fucking good ass BBBJ and definitely enjoys to fuck.

Now my fellow SW Monger Brothers (TH and C5) am I missing someone good? I will be glad to add to my list or remove LOL I also been thinking about natasha but since she's rooming with Desiree I can just tell her to tell natasha to join us for a 3 some every now and then LOL. My top 2 will probably never change since those are my true ATF.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]All of us here would like to welcome you aboard!

Signed,

The team at the Golden Corral.

So I am locked down for the next hour or so, but would like to get laid tonight. So here is the deal, first decent offer I get from one of the fine ladies here through PM, I am there. Yes, I am lazy. I'll check my PM at 8 ish when I get released from work camp.

Happy Holidays,

JC.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2679476]Doesn't share information, requests information under another handle, severely jealous of others dreams. Thanks A2 for exposing this non-monger fake. I hope all the ladies take note as well, "untrustworthy" and a risk to see.

JC

.[/QUOTE]Well said.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2703010]So when is the wedding? I sure hope I get an invite my old friend. So as you so eloquently stated in your review about stank pussy Dahlia. Are you quitting mongering? I sure hope so. Your won't be missed you sorry CHUMP! You contribute ZERO to this great forum. You and your weird photos and secretly taped videos. I feel sorry for you yrag. Well at least you will still have your homemade without permission videos to jerk off to you CHUMP!!

Please don't forget my invite to the wedding of you and that stank pussy dahlia. Smh.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I'll make this short and sweet you sad, sad little excuse for a human being because everyone on this Board already knows if you had a brain you'd be dangerous, and you're certainly not worth anyone's time here.

I'll continue to see the steak- and prime-rib like women who come to visit me, and you just continue to see the dog-meat skanks you scrape off the curbs on OBT.

Happy dreaming, ASSWIPE, because that's as close as you'll EVER get to steak and prime-rib! ROTFLOL!

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2702805]So my fellow SW monger Brothers due to a recent promotion at work. I am now the head chef of a very high end restaurant and my schedule is no longer the same. So I can't be on Paradise Trail as much. My heart is truely broken LOL so I've decided to choose 5 SW's to make my all star ATF team LOL.

1st. The Librarian (Jessica the red head with glasses and a fine body and pussy to go with) she's like big foot hard to fucking find LOL that's why she's my #1 once I find her grabbing her digits or letting her know what the dealio is lmao.

2nd. The Saint (Ashley I need some latina in my life LOL) I can probably feed her too so she doesn't get skinny like before even tho she's skinny af alrdy LOL.

3rd. Nicole she's just awesome and a great fuck she's down for anything.

4th. Casper (carrie what can I say I love my redheads LOL even tho she changed her hair color) oh and yes she's on BP and classified. She's no longer a SW.

5th. Desiree I mean what can I say gives a fucking good ass BBBJ and definitely enjoys to fuck.

Now my fellow SW Monger Brothers (TH and C5) am I missing someone good? I will be glad to add to my list or remove LOL I also been thinking about natasha but since she's rooming with Desiree I can just tell her to tell natasha to join us for a 3 some every now and then LOL. My top 2 will probably never change since those are my true ATF.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]Congratulations BMM on your much deserved promotion at work! Myself and all the SW brother's are proud of you and wish you much success! Being a chef is a big responsibility brother and I'm happy for you. Hey brother do you think you can hook me up with some discounts or free food vouchers? Me and my trails girl's are kind of getting tired of the dollar menu at McDonald's. Hook a brother up! LOL!

Now I like your list bro. I personally would bump Nicole up a few notches and I'll tell you why. Nicole is available all fucking night every night. Nicole will give you discounts! Nicole will do ANYTHING sexually that you ask! Has a banging body and can be TRUSTED. I have fucked her in every hole possible. In public places and in a car and room's. She will do ANYTHING you ask. Just my opinion bro. Congratulations again. By the way you have proven yourself an excellent MONGER. All my new girls are your new girl's bro. I will send them straight to your job if you like!! LOL!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2702874]Oh Chrissy5, you sad, sad little man. I have not fallen in love with Dahlia, but I sure do like spending my time with her. She's something YOU will never GET, even though you tried to get past her screening on multiple occasions. Sounds to me like you're a bit JEALOUS, my sad, sad little man.

And I don't need to get out of my house more. Why should I, when I have a stellar woman like Dahlia that will come visit me. On the other hand, your sad, sad little ass wouldn't get any pussy at all if you didn't troll the Trail to find it under rock after rock.

And I also, unlike you, are willing to share my good fortunes with others. No shit, Sherlock, I know she sees other folks. However she doesn't see mongers of YOUR caliber, so I'm fine with THAT!

She knows you are a sad, sad little man, who is nothing more than a FLAMING ASSWIPE, so YOU will never EVER see her, my friend![/QUOTE]Don't know what you and your atf been smoking but I've NEVER contacted that woman. Ever! So her and you can lie all you want but show me any messages ever to that stank pussy * ANYONE that knows me knows damm well I ain't paying that ho 300 coins an hour like your DUMB ass! Thats a fact about ME!! I'm cheap as fuck! If I ain't even paid Dallas 200 An hour and Dallas is by far the sexiest woman in Orlando! What in the fuck makes you think I would contact dahlia. Don't let that stank lie to your dumb ass. Chris5 contacted dahlia over Dallas? Yea RIGHT! My troll is OBT!! Everyone knows that. Try AGAIN you loser CHUMP!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2702805]So my fellow SW monger Brothers due to a recent promotion at work. I am now the head chef of a very high end restaurant and my schedule is no longer the same. So I can't be on Paradise Trail as much. My heart is truely broken LOL so I've decided to choose 5 SW's to make my all star ATF team LOL.

1st. The Librarian (Jessica the red head with glasses and a fine body and pussy to go with) she's like big foot hard to fucking find LOL that's why she's my #1 once I find her grabbing her digits or letting her know what the dealio is lmao.

2nd. The Saint (Ashley I need some latina in my life LOL) I can probably feed her too so she doesn't get skinny like before even tho she's skinny af alrdy LOL.

3rd. Nicole she's just awesome and a great fuck she's down for anything.

4th. Casper (carrie what can I say I love my redheads LOL even tho she changed her hair color) oh and yes she's on BP and classified. She's no longer a SW.

5th. Desiree I mean what can I say gives a fucking good ass BBBJ and definitely enjoys to fuck.

Now my fellow SW Monger Brothers (TH and C5) am I missing someone good? I will be glad to add to my list or remove LOL I also been thinking about natasha but since she's rooming with Desiree I can just tell her to tell natasha to join us for a 3 some every now and then LOL. My top 2 will probably never change since those are my true ATF.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]DON'T forget about Kevon. She has a bottomless throat! She will suck your dick completely dry. And keep going!! Now the saint is in a class of her own. I remember one night I picked up the saint after I hadn't fucked in over a week! My BALLS were of cum. Dude I took the saint behind the Sunoco dumpster late at night for a stand up BJ. Dude this girl deepthroated my dick and balls at same time! LOL! Dude I came so hard in her mouth it was like a river!! I didn't think I would ever stop cumin! The Saint swallowed every fucking drop! Didn't miss a drop! And kept going! My dick was done!

No Carrie is good but she to expensive now. She wants like a 100 now! Fuck that!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2703207]All of us here would like to welcome you aboard!

Signed,

The team at the Golden Corral.[/QUOTE]Because I didn't see that one coming. Seriously dude I don't want to make you cry anymore and have C3 come to your rescue and white knight your ***** ass lmao. Go outside man and take a hike lmao.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2703307]So I am locked down for the next hour or so, but would like to get laid tonight. So here is the deal, first decent offer I get from one of the fine ladies here through PM, I am there. Yes, I am lazy. I'll check my PM at 8 ish when I get released from work camp.

Happy Holidays,

JC.[/QUOTE]You're a fucking dumb ass dude! Did you ever THINK of picking up your cellphone and actually calling a girl for a dream? Duh!! Smh. Try usaclassifieds. Plenty of hot chicks on there dumb ass.

This entire thread is full of incompetent DUMB asses!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2703046]
Boards members trying to see dahlia are you all zombies with no brain's? Dahlia is a hustler and is playing all you chumps like a fiddle! Plus she has a SMELLY pussy! The words right now I am in total shock 42 times!! 42 reviews people. Smh.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris,

We all know the lady has declined to see you and that pisses you off.

What most of us know is she knows seven different ways to kill a man with one hand tied behind her back, but for you she may choose to cut off your balls and stuff them up your ass before you ever notice she pulled your pocket knife out of your cheap penny loafer.

She is way above you station in life. Deal with it.

C3.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2702805]So my fellow SW monger Brothers due to a recent promotion at work. I am now the head chef of a very high end restaurant and my schedule is no longer the same. So I can't be on Paradise Trail as much. My heart is truely broken LOL so I've decided to choose 5 SW's to make my all star ATF team LOL.

1st. The Librarian (Jessica the red head with glasses and a fine body and pussy to go with) she's like big foot hard to fucking find LOL that's why she's my #1 once I find her grabbing her digits or letting her know what the dealio is lmao.

2nd. The Saint (Ashley I need some latina in my life LOL) I can probably feed her too so she doesn't get skinny like before even tho she's skinny af alrdy LOL.

3rd. Nicole she's just awesome and a great fuck she's down for anything.

4th. Casper (carrie what can I say I love my redheads LOL even tho she changed her hair color) oh and yes she's on BP and classified. She's no longer a SW.

5th. Desiree I mean what can I say gives a fucking good ass BBBJ and definitely enjoys to fuck.

Now my fellow SW Monger Brothers (TH and C5) am I missing someone good? I will be glad to add to my list or remove LOL I also been thinking about natasha but since she's rooming with Desiree I can just tell her to tell natasha to join us for a 3 some every now and then LOL. My top 2 will probably never change since those are my true ATF.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]A very impressive list of top notch flutists. They have all, with the exception of Desiree, sucked my cock. First off I have to mention V (Vivian) who gave me the best BBBJ in my life. Yeah you read that right, the fuckin best ever. I don't know how she did it, but I felt multiple minor orgasms before shooting a big load in her mouth. No one, before or after, has matched V's outrageous performance, not even V herself. Next an honorable mention to Emily (South of the 528 } . This little spinner cutie was born to suck dick, it's her calling in life. Emily made me bust long and hard in record time, about 5 min, and she was very proud of it. Ok that being said, onto my current All Stars. These girls all did BBBJCIM, and all provided me with a GFE complete with hugs and kisses. They all can carry on a conversation, be funny, are trustworthy (I've tested them) and oh yeah, suck a mean dick. Here they are in no particular order: Natasha, Maria, Slick (Brittany / Lily) , and the former College Cheerleader (Ashley) . There you go and as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2703488]Chris,

We all know the lady has declined to see you and that pisses you off.

What most of us know is she knows seven different ways to kill a man with one hand tied behind her back, but for you she may choose to cut off your balls and stuff them up your ass before you ever notice she pulled your pocket knife out of your cheap penny loafer.

She is way above you station in life. Deal with it.

C3.[/QUOTE]Your old age is showing again old fool! Believe what you choose. NEVER contacted her or ANY high priced girl on here. ANYONE that thinks I would pay 200 to 300 coins for dahlia is insane. I would not pay that for dallas!

By the way message boy c3. Tell her to clean her SMELLY pussy! LOL.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2702638]The most real and honest review on this chick was written by monger slimshady in the review thread yesterday. I advise everyone to read his review. I guess pimp propothrog favorite utr is really not that great at all. I'm sure he is shining up the armour as we speak to rush to her defense.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]SlimShady is referring to a different girl.

But thanks for playing

Swing and another miss, grab some pine.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2702638]The most real and honest review on this chick was written by monger slimshady in the review thread yesterday. I advise everyone to read his review. I guess pimp propothrog favorite utr is really not that great at all. I'm sure he is shining up the armour as we speak to rush to her defense.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Hahahaha bro, if you have an issue with me, PM me direct instead of this passive aggressive shit. Fucking ***** ass keyboard warriors.