The Rat Trap

This has been an ongoing problem inside my inbox. Why does members here regular or SENIOR feel they are entitled to Intel? The first thing I personally look at when I get a request for Intel or digits is the post history of the member. I get requests for digits frequently from guys with zero fucking posts! I get SENIOR MEMBERS asking for digits when there last review on a chick was a fucking YEAR ago! I get requests from SENIOR MEMBERS who have NEVER posted a review. So what does this tell me? Tells me that this board is to discuss and share Intel about men fucking women. Why is it that some members here have little to ZERO REVIEWS? And just feed off other guy's Intel.

Shit ain't happening with me. Try another sucker! I work hard for my intel and digits. Some SENIOR MEMBERS have not reviewed a chick in year's! Completely unacceptable to me! I don't care if it's a bad review, good reviews, ugly chick, hot chick, fat chick, skinny chick. Fucking post reviews on this great forum we have! Don't sit back on the sidelines. I love reading and sharing info. I love members who post and review frequently!! Get your sorry asses off the sidelines and get into the fucking game! Post reviews!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2701579]You Said and I quote you, "I like to have Intel for whenever I do decide to go out and hobby" Are you fucking STUPID asshole? Of course you are and I will tell you why. I don't owe your punk ass shit mother fucker! Am I your personal SW girl Roledex?? Whenever you want Intel and digits I'll just PM Chris5! I don't fucking think so! Where the fuck are YOUR REVIEWS? What are you bringing to the table asshole? Get your punk ass in your car and hit OBT and get her number yourself! Put in some work into this hobby! MONGERS like yourself are the lowest of the low! Constantly wanting and begging for a handout! Do I have her number? Yep! Got her address too! Will I give it you YOU? When HELL fucking freezes over asshole!! I work hard for my intel. And for future reference whenever you want to PM a highly successful and respected MONGER like myself you better bow down and show me some respect asshole!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]This is my last response to you. Number 1, I am not someone who just always asks and never brings to the table. I have in several posts said I have numbers to share with other seniors and I have seen, reviewed desiree and other sws and also other BP providers on here. SW or not desiree gives head top 10 on my list so I ASKED, for her digits.

Number 2, I pmed you before when someone posted about you on BP about your car and how you were basically a lowlife, giving you the heads up since I know you're on the board as well so you could do damage control if needed.

Number 3, respect is earned not given. You gave cash and got ass, you cannot give posts and think that earns you repect. There have been plenty of reviewers who thoughtthey were king shit and now their gone. Remember the guy who used to write stories of how he fucked all those hoes and the loved him and this and that, he got banned, no longer here. He made fake accounts to come back to have some type of relevance but admin caught his ass and bamned him again.

The point is chris5 I do put in work, check the few posts I have only 100 or so and less than 10 are bullshit posts like yours. Only today have any numbers come from the trap, how about yours? Also I'm really not one of these internet "thugs" I'm not here to call you names and all that shit, but I will tell you, this site is the shit and I enjoy it but I don't wake up to post on here and from your 1600 posts looks like you do. You want respect try to not be a dick head who wants someone to bow down to them because you hav a high post count. I personally have none for you, don't need you or want you to reply.

Lastly before I go, cruising obt picking up a girl and getting the digits is not hard work bro, LOL. All that have picked up sws have done the same, you just had 1 number I wanted, get over yourself, you're not that important. Miketime out.

[QUOTE=MikeTime;2702166]This is my last response to you. Number 1, I am not someone who just always asks and never brings to the table. I have in several posts said I have numbers to share with other seniors and I have seen, reviewed desiree and other sws and also other BP providers on here. SW or not desiree gives head top 10 on my list so I ASKED, for her digits.

Number 2, I pmed you before when someone posted about you on BP about your car and how you were basically a lowlife, giving you the heads up since I know you're on the board as well so you could do damage control if needed.

Number 3, respect is earned not given. You gave cash and got ass, you cannot give posts and think that earns you repect. There have been plenty of reviewers who thoughtthey were king shit and now their gone. Remember the guy who used to write stories of how he fucked all those hoes and the loved him and this and that, he got banned, no longer here. He made fake accounts to come back to have some type of relevance but admin caught his ass and bamned him again.

The point is chris5 I do put in work, check the few posts I have only 100 or so and less than 10 are bullshit posts like yours. Only today have any numbers come from the trap, how about yours? Also I'm really not one of these internet "thugs" I'm not here to call you names and all that shit, but I will tell you, this site is the shit and I enjoy it but I don't wake up to post on here and from your 1600 posts looks like you do. You want respect try to not be a dick head who wants someone to bow down to them because you hav a high post count. I personally have none for you, don't need you or want you to reply.

Lastly before I go, cruising obt picking up a girl and getting the digits is not hard work bro, LOL. All that have picked up sws have done the same, you just had 1 number I wanted, get over yourself, you're not that important. Miketime out.[/QUOTE]You seem more interested in my post count than me. I could give a fuck if you respect me. I don't know you and don't want to know you. You beg for a number and I told your LAZY ass to fuck off! You didn't like that mike! Your posts and reviews are garbage. You come on here when you need us. When you need Intel and digits. I post and review not only in Orlando but South Florida as well. Have been for year's! I post on the international sex guide as well which is a paid site asshole! I travel this state, this country and internationally MONGERING! I post reviews of my encounters the good and the bad. So don't you fucking tell me about mongering asshole! I am a GENIUS when it comes to MONGERING. Yes I post here daily all day everyday. Giving Intel and reviews! So Mike fuck off asshole! My posts are by far the most read on the Orlando board! Even fucktards that hate me CAN'T stop reading my reviews. I'm a SW MONGER. The hardest MONGERING there is! You should try it sometimes.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2701869]MikeTime has nicely pointed out that Sissy Crissy 5 is a monger that not only deserves no respect but apparently gives no respect either. Sharing INTEL is a key component to being a SM (unless its guys like Vino, Jazak or Rufus asking for some) and I do believe that MikeTime is not on the "Sissy Chrissy top ten douche monger list" so what gives? You hogging INTEL on SW's? Hey MikeTime, anything that Sissy Chrissy 5 would have provided you would be SUSPECT INTEL at best anyway! Your comment to him that "you just spent more money than most" is about as horrible a tag you could ever slap on Sissy Chrissy 5 who prides himself on being a great bargain pussy hunter![/QUOTE]There's my old buddy, my old friend! So who are you today asshole? Which handle? LOL! But seriously buddy welcome back to the forum. No one missed your sorry, lying, useless, pathetic ass! I Have not forgotten that shit you pulled that got me put on fucking moderation forever! You have been a pain in my ass since coming to this Orlando board.

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Chris5.

My old friend. Looks like you've fallen in love with Dahlia my old friend. Allow me to be the first to congratulate the happy couple!! Now the bad news you fucking shithead. Dahila is everyone's girl!! Lmfao! You wimp! Here is some of yragyrag quotes for the stank pussy Dahlia. Yragyrag states in her latest review the following.

"My jaw drops and my heart skips a beat. How God was able to squeeze so much goodness into ONE woman is beyond me. She is my princess and pornstar. My mongering days are over as I have no reason to seek elsewhere. Lmfao!

News flash you pussy! Get the fuck out your shitty house MORE! Please!! Dahlia is everyone's favorite princess and pornstar! When she left your shitty room she probably went to her NEXT appointment and completely forgot about your dumb ass! LOL!

Your girl is everyone's girl! Don't be a sucker! You're completely STUPID and incompetent!

Sucker!!

Chris5.

Just saw your favorite girl Desiree on the trail. Do you own a CAR? Here's your chance to put your mongering skills to use!

LOL! Pussy!

Chris5.

The most real and honest review on this chick was written by monger slimshady in the review thread yesterday. I advise everyone to read his review. I guess pimp propothrog favorite utr is really not that great at all. I'm sure he is shining up the armour as we speak to rush to her defense.

Chris5.

You just make life so hard for yourself. I must care about your post count more than you, but then you say you post everywhere and you're the hardest working monger there is. Thats 1. Hahaha next you say I come on here when I need ya. I come on here POST information and read informatiom, its an exchange there chris. Like I said previously I have way more reviews than I do bullshit. Not as many thanks for info or stupid post count building responses as you.

Chris you seem like a sad little man who needs to feel special. Crying on the boards, shouting your greatness to everyone, maybe because only you think you're great. You spend money buying sws all over the world. Great. That interests me 0. Like honestly if I remember the BP post right, you lie about everything. I won't bring up details from the post as they might be have your info and people find who you really are, you also said I must be doing something right if their hating.

Your the greatest SW monger ever chris, there is no one like you. Hope that gets you off my dick now and back somewhere else. Take care great spender.

So my fellow SW monger Brothers due to a recent promotion at work. I am now the head chef of a very high end restaurant and my schedule is no longer the same. So I can't be on Paradise Trail as much. My heart is truely broken LOL so I've decided to choose 5 SW's to make my all star ATF team LOL.

1st. The Librarian (Jessica the red head with glasses and a fine body and pussy to go with) she's like big foot hard to fucking find LOL that's why she's my #1 once I find her grabbing her digits or letting her know what the dealio is lmao.

2nd. The Saint (Ashley I need some latina in my life LOL) I can probably feed her too so she doesn't get skinny like before even tho she's skinny af alrdy LOL.

3rd. Nicole she's just awesome and a great fuck she's down for anything.

4th. Casper (carrie what can I say I love my redheads LOL even tho she changed her hair color) oh and yes she's on BP and classified. She's no longer a SW.

5th. Desiree I mean what can I say gives a fucking good ass BBBJ and definitely enjoys to fuck.

Now my fellow SW Monger Brothers (TH and C5) am I missing someone good? I will be glad to add to my list or remove LOL I also been thinking about natasha but since she's rooming with Desiree I can just tell her to tell natasha to join us for a 3 some every now and then LOL. My top 2 will probably never change since those are my true ATF.

-BMM.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2702618]My old friend. Looks like you've fallen in love with Dahlia my old friend. Allow me to be the first to congratulate the happy couple!! Now the bad news you fucking shithead. Dahila is everyone's girl!! Lmfao! You wimp! Here is some of yragyrag quotes for the stank pussy Dahlia. Yragyrag states in her latest review the following.

"My jaw drops and my heart skips a beat. How God was able to squeeze so much goodness into ONE woman is beyond me. She is my princess and pornstar. My mongering days are over as I have no reason to seek elsewhere. Lmfao!

News flash you pussy! Get the fuck out your shitty house MORE! Please!! Dahlia is everyone's favorite princess and pornstar! When she left your shitty room she probably went to her NEXT appointment and completely forgot about your dumb ass! LOL!

Your girl is everyone's girl! Don't be a sucker! You're completely STUPID and incompetent![/QUOTE]Oh Chrissy5, you sad, sad little man. I have not fallen in love with Dahlia, but I sure do like spending my time with her. She's something YOU will never GET, even though you tried to get past her screening on multiple occasions. Sounds to me like you're a bit JEALOUS, my sad, sad little man.

And I don't need to get out of my house more. Why should I, when I have a stellar woman like Dahlia that will come visit me. On the other hand, your sad, sad little ass wouldn't get any pussy at all if you didn't troll the Trail to find it under rock after rock.

And I also, unlike you, are willing to share my good fortunes with others. No shit, Sherlock, I know she sees other folks. However she doesn't see mongers of YOUR caliber, so I'm fine with THAT!

She knows you are a sad, sad little man, who is nothing more than a FLAMING ASSWIPE, so YOU will never EVER see her, my friend!

There's my old buddy, my old friend! So who are you today asshole? Which handle? LOL! But seriously buddy welcome back to the forum. No one missed your sorry, lying, useless, pathetic ass! I Have not forgotten that shit you pulled that got me put on fucking moderation forever! You have been a pain in my ass since coming to this Orlando board.

Deleted by Admin blue.

Chris5.

I did something to get you put on moderation forever? I am sure it was something that came out of your pea brain and through your cheap little grubby fingers and onto your keyboard that you posted inappropriately, hard to do on here but you pulled it off. I WILL take the credit though, thanks. Keep in mind if it wasn't me then it would have just been a matter of time until you got put on moderation forever. A2 can't have a loose cannon like you on his web site so now he reviews EVERYTHING you attempt to post. Smart guy A2. Heck he even wrote in his famous blue ink at the end of your tirade Deleted by Admin. Guess we will never know what other gems you had to share with us. You do realize that a TRUE SM can post instantly and is TRUSTED not to write dumb shit.

So when is the wedding? I sure hope I get an invite my old friend. So as you so eloquently stated in your review about stank pussy Dahlia. Are you quitting mongering? I sure hope so. Your won't be missed you sorry CHUMP! You contribute ZERO to this great forum. You and your weird photos and secretly taped videos. I feel sorry for you yrag. Well at least you will still have your homemade without permission videos to jerk off to you CHUMP!!

Please don't forget my invite to the wedding of you and that stank pussy dahlia. Smh.

Chris5.