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[QUOTE=Satya;1516827]It has to be real and I will bring an indecent amount of $s for the up sell. It'll be worth it for the bragging rights. I made my appt just a few minutes ago for next week. She was going to go back to the coast but said she would wait for me.[/QUOTE]Well I went down there immediately, and I can tell you the pics are 100% real!
Now, unfortunately I can't tell you how her service is. I got a lineup and went for Ally McBeal instead. Total PSE.
[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1516552]Enjoy.
SF.
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I haven't tried an AMP in a while after a less than stellar experience in an AMP in HowCo. I decided to hit JHH and called ahead to see if my favorite providers were there (Victoria and Angela). As my luck would have it, they were both unavailable so I drove to ml. I asked for the infamous Sophia and she was available. Had to wait a little bit but the wait was worth it. She is beautiful and that waist necklace thing is absolutely sexy. She is very enthusiastic and gets into it.
My trip to ml was pleasant but was also sad. She says she is leaving and who knows when she is coming back or if she is at all. Experienced ml patrons need to see her and newbs need to rtff and get your asses over there. I think she said this coming weekend is her last.
Oh and does anyone remember Albertos spa? I went there once but they kept me waiting for 20mins so I asked mamasan for my money back. She was hesitant but gave it back. I've read mp forums on other websites and they received bad reviews. Has anyone been there lately? They are putting up a lot of ads on CL. Pm if you have to.
After RTFF this weekend, I finally figured out where Kspa was. Decided to drop by today. Got a pretty little asian masseuse named "Judy" (or something like that, shehad a strong accent). Went straight to the shower area then sauna. After that. 15-20 minutes of actual massage before she turned me over, grabbed my junk and asked if "this needs massaging too." Of course I said yes. Tried to see if she offered other services, which she emphatically said no. Ended up paying $60 for a HJ. She was nice and took her time with it. Let me roam with my hands and kiss her a bit. Don't know if I will go again, was a bit pricey-$70 to the house (for an hour massage which wasn't nearly close to an hour) , $60 for the HJ, $130 total. Was ok, considering that the AMP's in rockville (where I'm from) have gone completely legit.
I might be inclined to go again if anyone is willing to recommend more enthusiastic providers. Just my 2 cents.
LH
Also, where is JHH. Keep reading reports about it, may want to check it out.
[QUOTE=LhWang0320;1517548]Also, where is JHH. Keep reading reports about it, may want to check it out.[/QUOTE]I'm awaiting the other senior members funny response to this question.
In all seriousness though, a little searching and you will find this answer. Come on.
So I went to see my Hispanic madam. She sent to a house in the beltsville area. She opens the door and invites me in. She shows me this week girl. 5' 3" Hispanic girl about 20 approx 115 lbs. I payed the admission and off I go. The girl talks very little English. I mean very little. Once in the room. She undresses. She slides off her little Summer dress. Revealing a nice pair of see's. She got down on her knees for some CBJ. Too quick for me. Then got into every position. Anyway for the price and convenience. I can't beat it. And for all you that pm' the me. She said she would think about letting me share her info. So on my way home. And still horned up. I went to JHH for a good massage. LOL saw Lucy a nice little spinner. Still too rich for everyday or even once a week. Pm if you got questions.
Hey folks,
Long time lurker first time poster and FYI the search function is not too intuitive. Is there a user guide anywhere?
Trust me man, I already tried to look. Can you just provide me with a backpage link or something like that? I'm new at this. Help a fellow hobbyist out here.
Dirty from the CA forum posted a good guide for newbies. Since we been getting alot of newbies asking numerous questions, I thought I'd share here:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3478-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1509631&viewfull=1#post1509631[/url]
[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1509631]Here's some general info that can help you get past the "newbie" stage, and make your 1st AMP experience a positive one.
Have fun with the hobby.
Dirty.
1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.
2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.
3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times, ' have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.
3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.
3b) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!
3c) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.
3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.
4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.
5) Use Provided "Purse". Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.
Generally you will find that Asian massage parlors are very honest, and you don't have to be as careful with your possessions as with 'other' massage parlor providers. Not trying to be racist here, but my experience (after 25+ years) in this hobby proves that to be true.
6) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.
7) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.
Revision 1: A mamasan once told me: Cops won't shower. The level of vulnerability is way too high. No badge. No gun. No wire. It's just too risky. I am sure there have been exceptions, but by taking a shower, you really help put them all at ease, not to mention your provider, who will just be happy you are clean.
8) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.
9) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.
10) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.
11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.
12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing. One thing some guys recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. But, I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.
13) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.
14) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.
15) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.
16) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.
17) Learn the Language. If you can learn Korean / Chinese / etc, you will most likely have an easier time communicating what you want in an AMP. The most difficult part is telling them what you want or trying to listen to their broken english. You'll most likely find yourself in a vulnerable position making the "BJ" motion followed by a dollar amount. Learning their native tongue, or a few phrases, can improve your experience.
18) Post Your Experience. We don't need every detail, but posting in the city forum where the AMP / Spa is located will help everyone with certain details of locations and pricing and if anything beyond a massage happened. Price and extras vary from region to region. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team.
This is just based on my experience in AMPs over the last 30+ years, as well as some tips I've picked up from other hobby mongers. If you have some additional helpful hints, please add them to the list. It will help all of us who are in the 'hobby'.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Natty Bohner; 1518043]I'm awaiting the other senior members funny response to this question.
In all seriousness though, a little searching and you will find this answer. Come on.[/QUOTE]I agree you need to search. I'll refrain from commenting more too. I figure Gin and Satya will do it for the rest of us as usual. Hehe
[QUOTE=LhWang0320;1518201]Trust me man, I already tried to look. Can you just provide me with a backpage link or something like that? I'm new at this. Help a fellow hobbyist out here.[/QUOTE]You're new to this forum so we don't trust you yet. Surely though in this case you haven't looked hard enough because this is an easy one.
[QUOTE=LhWang0320;1517548]Also, where is JHH. Keep reading reports about it, may want to check it out.[/QUOTE]There is a website which lists mps alphabetically by state. See spahuntersdotcom. I have not found reviews there to be helpful as here but the list should help you with your home work.
Alright, I've done research, and rtff. There are a lot of mentions of table showers, but in my experience, they don't seem to exist. I've never seen one, or been offered one. Am I too clean when I show up? Who knows somewhere to get a good clean scrub and not be too skeeved out wondering if the ts is clean?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Seconds; 1518610]Alright, I've done research, and rtff. There are a lot of mentions of table showers, but in my experience, they don't seem to exist. I've never seen one, or been offered one. Am I too clean when I show up? Who knows somewhere to get a good clean scrub and not be too skeeved out wondering if the ts is clean?
Thanks[/QUOTE]There are numerous places that offer TS. Just read some of the past reviews on this forum. They will tell you which places offer them.