Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Je2010; 1577882]Anyone seen her? Could not find any reviews and that always worries me a bit.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3356229937.html[/url]

You can pm as well if you would feel more comfortable[/QUOTE]I've attempted scheduling with her twice in the past, and both times she flaked. First time she didn't provide me with an address that we agreed she would text- never answered despite several calls prior to the appointment. I rescheduled the following week, she gave me the address, and when I made my way to her place, she wasnt home. 0 for 2, so I didn't try again.

She's been around for awhile. In the past I saw positive reviews- nice person, decent massage- when she keeps an appointment, that is.

[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1577214]Caught this post on BP. Called- appears it's. .8 / hhr. 1.0 / hr. Located by convention center.

Anyone been?

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blue-nile-spa-_-_-_-visit-us-and-find-out/9040192[/url][/QUOTE]Once again, it's necessary to explain to a lurker and first-time poster that this isn't the Help Desk, or the free Tourist Information Bureau.

Now RTFF, do some homework, do some legwork, and make some contributions.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1578077]Once again, it's necessary to explain to a lurker and first-time poster that this isn't the Help Desk, or the free Tourist Information Bureau.

Now RTFF, do some homework, do some legwork, and make some contributions.[/QUOTE]Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.

BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.

There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."

[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578233]Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.

BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.

There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."[/QUOTE]It's to SHARE info. When you've posted a fraction of the hundreds of reviews of girls I've spent my own money seeing, reports of flakes or unpleasant girls I've wasted my own time and money on, hundreds more warnings of fake ads ad fake pix, tips on how to maximize good experiences and minimize bad ones, and hundreds more back-channel tips and suggestions, and referrals, your opinion about me might have a modicum of credibility.

Until then, you're the bum standing outside 7-11 asking for handouts, grousing at the hard-working people who don't appreciate your freeloading.

You have three posts. One to ask for info and one to *****. Were you also a community organizer or cop.

[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578233]Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.

BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.

There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish;1578354]You have three posts. One to ask for info and one to *****. Were you also a community organizer or cop.[/QUOTE]And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.

I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.

This place is decent. Usually 2 on duty. Mid to late 30s, but still attractive and friendly I go on lunch break while at work, but apparently that's rush hour for them. Best to go earlier or later. Standard rates. $60half or $80 for fullhr. Not FS though, only HJ. Above DC Thai restaurant. Go alone though. I noticed that they don't like if you bring a buddy.

If someone could PM me with the location of a FS AMP I'd appreciate it.

A personal favorite of mine is Peach Spa. It's near Springfield / Annandale on Backlick Road. Women are fun and you can suck on them. No FS however. Only HJ. Massages are great. Standard rates $60 for half and $80 for full hour massage. If you tell them up front you'll tip 50 bux they'll get full nude, oil you up, and slide up and down your body. Not sure how much longer it will be open though. Looks like it might get busted.

[url]http://annandale.patch.com/articles/former-annandale-massage-parlor-owner-pleads-guilty-to-prostitution-money-laundering[/url]

Gorgeous petite latina with good hands. HJ or Nude HJ only.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/caramel-latina-luxurious-bodyrub-23/8541433[/url]

[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578931]And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.

I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.[/QUOTE]Just out of curiosity, why is it that you feel noobs are flamed? I've yet to be flamed or chastised and same goes for some friends in a nearby location. None of us are senior members. We've put in the leg work, time and money in order to do our own research. If you want information you need to understand that anyone is going to be hesitant to share with a new member with few real posts / reviews. There is LE lurking everywhere. Despite what we all would like to believe, they're highly trained and well equipped to catch us as we partake in our favorite hobbies. It's as everyone has pretty much emphasized you need to share a good deal of information / have real intel that proves you're not some greedy lurker in order to get intel.

Well wish you best regardless and to everyone who is here for the right reasons: 1) Sharing intel with those who have shared interests 2) Finding those ATFs 3) Getting your money's worth.

Stay safe and GLHF!

[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578931]And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.

I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.[/QUOTE]Try providing a positive review or give a Senior some good info backchannel. So they'll get your back on the board. I can post dozens of reviews on how providers haven't returned calls or flaked. BB has been helpful online and offline, so far you've just bitched in every single one of your four posts, including your 'review'. So you're 4:4 for being a negative nancy.

[QUOTE=BVandy;1580095][url]http://annandale.patch.com/articles/former-annandale-massage-parlor-owner-pleads-guilty-to-prostitution-money-laundering[/url][/QUOTE]After reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.

[QUOTE=Chuppi;1581104]After reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.[/QUOTE]Noted. Still trying to learn the ropes and provide intel so I can get some in return.

[QUOTE=BVandy;1581507]Noted. Still trying to learn the ropes and provide intel so I can get some in return.[/QUOTE]You're doing great, thanks for the info.

H&H Floatation has a hand written sign out frount that it is closed. Permanently? Any intel on reason for closing? It has been one of my favs since 1991.