There is hope yet!! (for some)
After looking in the GB section I heard some good things about Kaye, and the usual bad like she was tough to get a hold of.
So I reached out after using a little 2022 Googling skills that everyone should know at this point. So. Use the searchbar, RTFF. Etc. Etc.
Her contact info in hand, I reached out despite the expired ad. Providers get jaded and don't resond. The get jaded just like us mongers. Us jaded mongers say things like.
"Sup Hoe".
"Hey".
"BBBJCIM, Anal, BBFSCIP, PSE / GFE, Rusty Trombone for $?
Jaded mongers need to realize they'll only get the pros who are sick of their shit and charge for it, or the crackheads by being jaded mongers. Knock it off, YOU are making it hard for everyone else. I digress.
I contacted her like a normal person and we joked a bit back an forth. I asked if GFE was available and she wanted a pic to verify I wasn't a gross, smelly, or a weird dick monger. So I actually took a pic of myself. She was verified from USAG intel and the pic I sent was within my risk tolerance. To each there own. She said cool, we can do GFE. YMMV, but she mentioned that she never does that. I'm told I'm a good looking dude and my wife is hot, so I guess I am. That may have effected my experience. I monger because I am a dirty dog and the seediness of it can be very fun. I digress again.
Meetup was simple, she sent directions to her incall after I contacted her before the window of time we talked about. Her BF was leaving as I arrived. Nothing threatening, but don't be surprised, although you'll know about him before you'll see her as a non-GB.
Her deal is that she tried this and she got a bunch of gross, smell, weird dick mongers. She even talked about one in particular. This was after we were VERY comfortable with each other and I had made my deposit in the Kaye bank.
She is a gem. Someone out there will fuck this up for everyone. You sir are the problem. Small, petite, early thirties. She was in a sun dress with nothing else. I gave her a hug and went for a DFK, hand up her dress, dress pulled off, and off the the races. She provided an very good BBBJ. I have been with a real pornstar, Charity Bangs. BTW to calibrate pay, she is $$ for HR, BBJCIM, MSOG, GFE, BBFS with a recent test result. Real talk. Louisville providers charge too damn much. Same BBBJ technique while I FIV. It was a QV so I would absolutely go longer just to watch Kaye do her mouth magic. We switched to 69 for a few, then she climbed on top, minus the cover. I was surprised, but damn. Shit was fucking good. We switched to mish, where I held her hands back for a bit. DFK the entire time. GFE was not an exageration, although PSE is technically the correct term. Rules were no anal going in. I digress. YMMV. Seriously, I passed the not a smelly gross, weird dick monger test going in.
The deal with her is she tried this before, but got sick of the weirdos out there. Now she advertises for a short time for GB, and pulls the ad. This is allow her BF to be around for safety and to tell some to beat it they are too sketch. Once the GB is over, she will see those she is comfortable with as regulars. I get the impression GB a test for regulars. I skipped the GB test, and it is probably too high if it means BBFSCIP in Kaye who is BBFSCIP'd from 3 others dudes. Canoodling juices is not a turn for me. Anyways, be safe. I peed, washed Mr. Danger up, and did anti-bacterial. Knock on wood no pun intended. I have yet to get an STI. No idea the GB rules, but be safe if the lube is left over man juice. I didn't do that test.
She is petite, maybe 5', 100 lbs, blue hair atm, white and southern. Tight body. Small white girl booty. She isn't winning any twerking contests, but the booty felt good in my hands. Nice nips on some Bs. Absolutely a spinner. Not an asian tight box, but it felt damn good.
L7+ (real rating, 10 is airbrushed and doesn't exist, 9 is Charity Bangs or Dallas in the Honolulu thread, 8. 5 is Yuni in the Happiness Honolulu thread and she is a Kobe Tai clone).
A9.
S9.
Damage $ for QV, but not rushed and I'm sure I could have stayed as long as her schedule would allow.
She told me I'm the first she has done GFE with. I believe her, so I don't expect DFK for those lucky enough to see her. Not sure about BB. If I'm wrong, please post for the good of the forum.
She had a GB tonight after I met her, so sorry to those who got my aftermath LOL.