The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2699510]Oh fuq No!

When C5 comes to your aid it's like the veritable 'kiss of death'.

It's slightly worse than if Charlie 'Tiger Blood' Sheen popped on here and said 'PG and I tag teamed alot of chicks together'.

Not Winning!

It's worse than if like Motley Cru's Tommy Lee came on here and said, "PG and I partied our balls off and shared needles together".

It's worse than if subway spokeman Jared 'Pederast' Fogle came on here and claimed, "PG is my homeboy and together we're opening up a safe-house for troubled youth!"

Well you get the picture, when you see this then you know it's time to change the handle.

May I suggest Excellent'douche?

Grab it sir before Chris adds to his many other handles and starts talking to himself.

Good luck.

Hey Not-So-Excellent-Dude.

This is what will happen if you threaten a girl because she does not want to comply to your creepy demands.


P 'fuqn' G
'Guardian against all douchebaggery'[/QUOTE]With your dumb ass drake lyrics. Just exactly how people think drake is a joke. That's exactly what you are. Oh fuxkin dumbass drakin joke. Guardian against all douchebaggery lmfao don't make me laugh. You joker you giving urself a name lmao. Go outside man I think being inside is fucking with your head.

-BMM.

I was asked this question a few times and decided to offer my opinion and advice here in the RAT TRAP. If a monger has a special utr lady friend that he has met on the street, library, mall, Wal-Mart, Starbucks or even at a church. Should he share her with his buddies or even the world? If the chick is a hottie say 19 or 20 with a tight spinner body and a gorgeous face then there is a 99 percent chance this chick will be all about making and needing some CASH to fund her lifestyle. Which may be getting her nails, hair, pedicure, fancy clothes and shoes, an I phone, a car and the list can go on forever. Now eventually the so called nice guy who she has fucking will get tired of emptying his bank account for his new young love.

She may say well I really need more money than what you can give me and I'm thinking about waitressing or dancing at the local strip club or possibly placing an ad on USASG classifieds. So now what? Do you want this young sexy fresh sexy chick to yourself only? Or should you endorse her request and throw her to the fucking wolves? Each monger may answer this differently. I have kept some exclusive chicks to myself. Never told anyone or even mentioned there name in post or a review. Now most will eventually end up selling there pussy with or without your help. But if you do decide to help out a young woman in need by introducing her to your buddies or the world just remember she Will no longer be your sweet innocent little utr. She will be everyone's utr. And if a monger fucks her sweet sexy tight little asshole with no lube. Guess what?'nothing you can do about it. Man I love this hobby!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2700271]With your dumb ass drake lyrics. Just exactly how people think drake is a joke. That's exactly what you are. Oh fuxkin dumbass drakin joke. Guardian against all douchebaggery lmfao don't make me laugh. You joker you giving urself a name lmao. Go outside man I think being inside is fucking with your head.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]But you guys said I am so boring and putting everyone to sleep.

And you guys didn't like my 'ice ice baby' C5 rendition mix.

So I thought I'd bring Drake in, I thought you guys, really same guy, multiple handle guy liked him!

I was wrong.

Time to bring in Neil Diamond because right now we have a case of 'Love on the rocks' so I need to figure out a way to turn on your 'Heartlight'.

P 'Ratslappn' G.

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[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2700271]With your dumb ass drake lyrics. Just exactly how people think drake is a joke. That's exactly what you are. Oh fuxkin dumbass drakin joke. Guardian against all douchebaggery lmfao don't make me laugh. You joker you giving urself a name lmao. Go outside man I think being inside is fucking with your head.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]I completely agree with your post. HOWEVER BMM you must never forget that this FAKE completely useless WANT to be MONGER PharmGuy is not a MONGER. I repeat he is and NEVER will be a monger. He plays games on this great forum and cracks silly jokes, quotes rap lyrics, messages provider's whom he will NEVER see and quite frankly he has some SERIOUS mental health issues BMM!

Over the thanksgiving holiday weekend this PharmGuy was here online most of the day and night logged in. He's on our forum even at 11 00 at night! He's always logged in here. So what does that tell me BMM? That this Pharmguy is nothing more than a liar and someone whom has deep issues. He brags about his fancy wife and his fancy children and his fancy family and friends YET 90 percent of his time is spent on this great forum with LOSERS like myself! LOL!

Pharmguy plain and simple. Get some mental help dude. If you do have a family, try spending more time with them not US! We don't want or NEED you asshole! Seek mental health counselling. You will NEVER be a MONGER! Just like I will never be a lawyer or a physician! But I damm sure ain't gone spend my life pretending to be a lawyer or a physician! LOL!

You are NOT one of us. You are NOT a MONGER. Now we will all await your silly jokes and poems and stories. I don't feel sorry for you one bit. Your not real. You're as fake as they come you Son Of A Beitch!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2700483]But you guys said I am so boring and putting everyone to sleep.

And you guys didn't like my 'ice ice baby' C5 rendition mix.

So I thought I'd bring Drake in, I thought you guys, really same guy, multiple handle guy liked him!

I was wrong.

Time to bring in Neil Diamond because right now we have a case of 'Love on the rocks' so I need to figure out a way to turn on your 'Heartlight'.

P 'Ratslappn' G.[/QUOTE]The way you try so hard to impress us. Wait, not us me because I'm the same guy, you caught me you sly little piggy you. Nothing gets thru them sausage little fingers of urs do they. Lmfaoooo bahahahaha.

Can't wait for your next post. But please don't have a hernia trying so hard.

-BMM.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2694617]Same girl?, Tatoo's?, Same Bra?, Photo shop?, New photos are actually old photo's?[/QUOTE]Yep, that's the same girl. Those 2 pix came from my Imgur account and I did remove the tats with photoshop.

The others were from her BP post. Had a great date with her in WPB.

If anyone sees her, please let me know.

Peace out. Tony.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2700580]I completely agree with your post. HOWEVER BMM you must never forget that this FAKE completely useless WANT to be MONGER PharmGuy is not a MONGER. I repeat he is and NEVER will be a monger. He plays games on this great forum and cracks silly jokes, quotes rap lyrics, messages provider's whom he will NEVER see and quite frankly he has some SERIOUS mental health issues BMM!

Over the thanksgiving holiday weekend this PharmGuy was here online most of the day and night logged in. He's on our forum even at 11 00 at night! He's always logged in here. So what does that tell me BMM? That this Pharmguy is nothing more than a liar and someone whom has deep issues. He brags about his fancy wife and his fancy children and his fancy family and friends YET 90 percent of his time is spent on this great forum with LOSERS like myself! LOL!

Pharmguy plain and simple. Get some mental help dude. If you do have a family, try spending more time with them not US! We don't want or NEED you asshole! Seek mental health counselling. You will NEVER be a MONGER! Just like I will never be a lawyer or a physician! But I damm sure ain't gone spend my life pretending to be a lawyer or a physician! LOL!

You are NOT one of us. You are NOT a MONGER. Now we will all await your silly jokes and poems and stories. I don't feel sorry for you one bit. Your not real. You're as fake as they come you Son Of A Beitch!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I love my fans checking in on me!

And none better than My No. 1 baby, My b.itch

My Trap Queen C5.

It's starting to give me a big head.

OK, back to my PM's taking about girls you never will or could see!

Ahhhhh, it feels so good.

PG.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2700580]I completely agree with your post. HOWEVER BMM you must never forget that this FAKE completely useless WANT to be MONGER PharmGuy is not a MONGER. I repeat he is and NEVER will be a monger. He plays games on this great forum and cracks silly jokes, quotes rap lyrics, messages provider's whom he will NEVER see and quite frankly he has some SERIOUS mental health issues BMM!

Over the thanksgiving holiday weekend this PharmGuy was here online most of the day and night logged in. He's on our forum even at 11 00 at night! He's always logged in here. So what does that tell me BMM? That this Pharmguy is nothing more than a liar and someone whom has deep issues. He brags about his fancy wife and his fancy children and his fancy family and friends YET 90 percent of his time is spent on this great forum with LOSERS like myself! LOL!

Pharmguy plain and simple. Get some mental help dude. If you do have a family, try spending more time with them not US! We don't want or NEED you asshole! Seek mental health counselling. You will NEVER be a MONGER! Just like I will never be a lawyer or a physician! But I damm sure ain't gone spend my life pretending to be a lawyer or a physician! LOL!

You are NOT one of us. You are NOT a MONGER. Now we will all await your silly jokes and poems and stories. I don't feel sorry for you one bit. Your not real. You're as fake as they come you Son Of A Beitch!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I know lmao. I like to mess with him. He's like a little rat that I feed cheese to so he doesn't go away lmao I mean he won't go away either way but you know. I feed him some cheese to keep him entertained. Kind of like putting a twinky hanging from a rope infront of a threadmill to keep the fat boy entertained lmaooo.

-BMM.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2701316]I know lmao. I like to mess with him. He's like a little rat that I feed cheese to so he doesn't go away lmao I mean he won't go away either way but you know. I feed him some cheese to keep him entertained. Kind of like putting a twinky hanging from a rope infront of a threadmill to keep the fat boy entertained lmaooo.

-BMM.[/QUOTE]

bmm (done lower case on purpose).

I know you think you may know something, but you don't. There are quite a few members of our literary club that hold some valuable intel on certain ladies. The gentleman in question is one of those. My own experience is that he has always been above board and plays well with others.

You, on the other hand, well, a quick look at four pages of your posts and I found ONE review, and it was a lady that you also mentioned three other times. So, what are you sayin'? You White Night a chick and have no experiences of your own? That pretty much reveals you as a useless shill at best or a pimp at worst.

Oh, and daddy stopped the car on you twice and twice you begged like a cry baby for A2 to take you off of permanent moderation.

If pissin' off the world was your goal then you are an over achiever.

Just sayin'.

C3.

I normally stay out of the trap, too much arguing, not enough pussy talk for my liking but this is a what the fuck moment.

1st off I don't believe we have ever messaged or exchanged intel before. When messaging a highly regarded SENIOR MEMBER like myself you should show me some respect! Introduce yourself properly! Don't even bother messaging me back dude.

This is from super saiyan, most high, greatest senior member chris 5. You good sir can respectfully go eat a dirty dick. While I do not have over 1000's posts as you do I was far from disrespectful, I asked for digits, not your home address or anything personal. It was digits for a street walker. Smh. Get off your high horse, stop acting like your some king. You just spent more money than most.

If being a senior member is your claim to fame, your most recognizable feat, then you have made it! To me I like the intel for when I do want to dive into the hobby, just hate the jackass foolish people like you. Good day king chris.

[QUOTE=MikeTime;2701570]I normally stay out of the trap, too much arguing, not enough pussy talk for my liking but this is a what the fuck moment.

1st off I don't believe we have ever messaged or exchanged intel before. When messaging a highly regarded SENIOR MEMBER like myself you should show me some respect! Introduce yourself properly! Don't even bother messaging me back dude.

This is from super saiyan, most high, greatest senior member chris 5. You good sir can respectfully go eat a dirty dick. While I do not have over 1000's posts as you do I was far from disrespectful, I asked for digits, not your home address or anything personal. It was digits for a street walker. Smh. Get off your high horse, stop acting like your some king. You just spent more money than most.

If being a senior member is your claim to fame, your most recognizable feat, then you have made it! To me I like the intel for when I do want to dive into the hobby, just hate the jackass foolish people like you. Good day king chris.[/QUOTE]You Said and I quote you, "I like to have Intel for whenever I do decide to go out and hobby" Are you fucking STUPID asshole? Of course you are and I will tell you why. I don't owe your punk ass shit mother fucker! Am I your personal SW girl Roledex?? Whenever you want Intel and digits I'll just PM Chris5! I don't fucking think so! Where the fuck are YOUR REVIEWS? What are you bringing to the table asshole? Get your punk ass in your car and hit OBT and get her number yourself! Put in some work into this hobby! MONGERS like yourself are the lowest of the low! Constantly wanting and begging for a handout! Do I have her number? Yep! Got her address too! Will I give it you YOU? When HELL fucking freezes over asshole!! I work hard for my intel. And for future reference whenever you want to PM a highly successful and respected MONGER like myself you better bow down and show me some respect asshole!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2701506]bmm (done lower case on purpose).

I know you think you may know something, but you don't. There are quite a few members of our literary club that hold some valuable intel on certain ladies. The gentleman in question is one of those. My own experience is that he has always been above board and plays well with others.

You, on the other hand, well, a quick look at four pages of your posts and I found ONE review, and it was a lady that you also mentioned three other times. So, what are you sayin'? You White Night a chick and have no experiences of your own? That pretty much reveals you as a useless shill at best or a pimp at worst.

Oh, and daddy stopped the car on you twice and twice you begged like a cry baby for A2 to take you off of permanent moderation.

If pissin' off the world was your goal then you are an over achiever.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3 (don't feel like writing your name on purpose) you see how stupid it sounds.

You kind sir think you know something but you don't. I could careless if you guys have a circle jerk session every Monday night at 8 pm while you share your "valuable intel" good for you guys. Can we please get a round of applause for these circle jerkers.

Like I said before I honestly have no problems with anyone on here. But when pharmagirl started talking shit about SW and bitching about our posts on the SW thread like a real high school girl I stepped in and told him the truth.

Now before you get on your high horse and say I'm white knighting these SW. No mfker eat a dick if that's what you think. I could careless what these SWs do, I could careless what high end escorts do as well. But you don't see me posting on the rat trap about how expensive they are or how they also do drugs or how they are asking for 300 when they are worth 100 or how fucking old they are or ugly. I have no reason to lie or beat around the Bush I'm straight forward and that's how it all started.

Since your looking at previous posts you can get your happy little ass and get to reading because you kind sir don't know the whole story. While your reading those previous post go ahead start from the beginning so you can stfu about me white knighting a certain SW.

I don't have as much time as I used to. So what do I do get an ATF to meet up with, quick chat, quick suck, quick fuck, quick nut and I'm out the door with 40 burritos lighter. Like you don't have an ATF c3 quit being a fucking hypocrite and stop defending your ***** pharmagirl. What he do cry about his feelings during your circle jerk session. So your white knighting him now lmao. Go read a book.

-BMM.

P.S.

I always been an over achiever.

[QUOTE=MikeTime;2701570]I normally stay out of the trap, too much arguing, not enough pussy talk for my liking but this is a what the fuck moment.

1st off I don't believe we have ever messaged or exchanged intel before. When messaging a highly regarded SENIOR MEMBER like myself you should show me some respect! Introduce yourself properly! Don't even bother messaging me back dude.

This is from super saiyan, most high, greatest senior member chris 5. You good sir can respectfully go eat a dirty dick. While I do not have over 1000's posts as you do I was far from disrespectful, I asked for digits, not your home address or anything personal. It was digits for a street walker. Smh. Get off your high horse, stop acting like your some king. You just spent more money than most.

If being a senior member is your claim to fame, your most recognizable feat, then you have made it! To me I like the intel for when I do want to dive into the hobby, just hate the jackass foolish people like you. Good day king chris.[/QUOTE]MikeTime has nicely pointed out that Sissy Crissy 5 is a monger that not only deserves no respect but apparently gives no respect either. Sharing INTEL is a key component to being a SM (unless its guys like Vino, Jazak or Rufus asking for some) and I do believe that MikeTime is not on the "Sissy Chrissy top ten douche monger list" so what gives? You hogging INTEL on SW's? Hey MikeTime, anything that Sissy Chrissy 5 would have provided you would be SUSPECT INTEL at best anyway! Your comment to him that "you just spent more money than most" is about as horrible a tag you could ever slap on Sissy Chrissy 5 who prides himself on being a great bargain pussy hunter!