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[QUOTE=JohnGirthson;4577675]Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

JG.[/QUOTE]That was fantastic to see posted! I know a lot of seniors were reading and nodding their heads; yup, yup, yup. Some were funny, but this list is such good info!

I've found two ladies in Vegas that respond, show up, perform, etc. Also looking for any curvy, thick recommendations in Vegas if you care to share.

Lacy Bangs. She has incall or outcall available. Nice lady, big tits, great oral, and willing to please. She also enjoys light dominating if you're into that. [URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lacy-bangs-escort-las-vegas-644886[/URL].

Liv in Vegas. Pretty lady. Curvy, big, natural breasts, and you will get lost in the those dark blue eyes! Loves to kiss and excellent for GFE. Really looks like the mom next door. [URL]www.livvyvegas.com[/URL].

Love to hear any recommendations if you have found similar women in Vegas.

She's a fun lady. Short, BBW, but great with oral. Backdoor open. Has incall. [URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lacy-bangs-escort-las-vegas-644886[/URL].

[QUOTE=Schuffles;4499587]I've been on a big boobed MILF kick lately. Last time I was in Vegas, I got to try a couple different ladies.

Savanaah Cyn Berlin- Thicker, older MILF with big tits. I elected to do half-hour outcall for $. 5. Responsive to text, good communication, quick verification and she showed up on time. Totally normal, didn't seem high or drunk. Started with a quick massage and then the flip for BBBJ. Good technique and effort. Since I was on the half-hour time crunch, I put a stop to it. Put on the cover and rolled her over for mish. She took it as hard as I wanted to give it. Seemed to enjoy herself, got very wet. Finished in the cover and she cleaned up and left. Nice provider if you're in to older, thicker ladies. Would repeat.

DirtyLvGirl- Continuing down the MILF trail, I set up an outcall for the next evening. She was a little slow to respond to text, but we still were able to make it happen. She showed up on time, met me in the casino and we headed up to the room. Looks just like her pictures, mature MILF with huge fake cans. Got to the room and she stripped down and got to work. If you're in to huge boobs, she should be on your list. They look great for her age. Very solid BBBJ, great doggy and mish. I hear the backdoor is open as well, but once again I was limited on time. Clean shave, no odor and in decent shape. She was nice and seemed in to enjoy the entire appointment. Damage was $. 5 for a half-hour. I'm headed back to Vegas in December and she is definitely on the repeat list.

Looking for other big boob suggestions. Prefer milfs, but any big boobs will do. The bigger the better. Also looking for any must-see providers, no matter the boob size. If you don't want to post in the open forum, feel free to send a PM. I'll share any info I gather when I'm in town this December.

I know I'm not a senior member, but I've been here for a while and have posts in Detroit, LA and Vegas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnGirthson;4577675]Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat...[/QUOTE]Lmaooo! You got me dying here.

[QUOTE=FluffyAsian;4579079]Lmaooo! You got me dying here.[/QUOTE]Does this dress make me look fat, honey? No honey, the fat makes you look fat!

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

I've seen Liv 2-3 times in the past 4 or 5 trips. I couldn't agree more. She is so easy to talk to and and a great kisser. She is so damn laid back. I can't wait for my next trip!

[QUOTE=RelaxinLV;4578917]I've found two ladies in Vegas that respond, show up, perform, etc. Also looking for any curvy, thick recommendations in Vegas if you care to share.

Lacy Bangs. She has incall or outcall available. Nice lady, big tits, great oral, and willing to please. She also enjoys light dominating if you're into that. [URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lacy-bangs-escort-las-vegas-644886[/URL].

Liv in Vegas. Pretty lady. Curvy, big, natural breasts, and you will get lost in the those dark blue eyes! Loves to kiss and excellent for GFE. Really looks like the mom next door. [URL]www.livvyvegas.com[/URL].

Love to hear any recommendations if you have found similar women in Vegas.[/QUOTE]

I've searched Maddie Miller on this board, but only found entry. Someone asking about her.

Anyone have any experience with her?

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Anyone have any experience with Carmen?

See her on multiple listings but now with different #'s. Any info appreciated.

JB.

[QUOTE=Kraze213;4523062]Gentlemen check this girl out she is beautiful and wonderful I would keep her to myself but seen good stuff on this forum. I told her that I would share her info.

You won't regret because I don't LOL.

[URL]https://latinajazmin.wixsite.com/latinajazmin702[/URL][/QUOTE]Anyone have an experience with this one?

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I posted this on ripoffs too but this needs to be addressed. I wanted CBJ. She agreed. She made me wait around for 45 minutes until she gave me the address. The place was a mess and I immediately didn't feel comfortable. She tried to give me a BBBJ and I refused. She got pissed and tried to find a condom and failed. I started to put on my clothes and asked for my money. Oh, boy. She got mad and started acting like a crazy person and kicked me out. She said she didn't like the taste of condoms and it was my duty to bring a Jimmy. She blamed me for everything and played the victim role.

I don't know how she has so many positive reviews but I think they're fake. She does have some bad reviews and I'm seeing it to be true. There was also an older woman who walked out as I was walking up and she was just sitting in her car. Maybe her mom or someone with a cellphone looking really sneaky.

The way she snapped reminded me of an addict with mental issues. Be safe why'all. Bros over hoes.

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Just saw her. OMG. Women sure know how to deceive and lie their way through life. Those pictures of her are real but maybe years ago. It's amazing what makeup and camera angles will do. These young girls really don't know how to take care of themselves anymore. SMH.

[QUOTE=GuinessGuy;4579673]I've searched Maddie Miller on this board, but only found entry. Someone asking about her.

Anyone have any experience with her?[/QUOTE]Apparently, I mis-typed that last time. I meant to say:

I've searched Maddie Miller on this board, but only found one entry, which was someone else asking about her.

Does anyone have any experience with her?

Does anyone know if HeavenSentForU is still active or retired? I saw her a year or maybe even a couple of years ago (can't remember) and she was VERY pregnant at the time, but still a good time was had! Would like to see her in a non-pregnant state if she's still around but all contact info I had is now gone. Just currious! Already planning ahead for my next trip to town in a few weeks!

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She said she didn't like the taste of condoms and it was my duty to bring a Jimmy.
[/QUOTE]I wouldn't say it is your duty, but I always have one for a multitude of reasons.