Massage Parlor Reports

Went to TK last week and got (?) Tina I think. She was older and had short hair. She seemed enthusiastic when I walked in but that changed. The TS was good, but the massage was weak. First she stood on my back and did the thing with her feet on my back which I don't care for. Then she rubbed my back in a weak motion. Then it seemed like she was just leaning on different parts of my back with her forearms. She claimed that was a deep tissue massage. Then somehow she convinced me to give her a massage. I showed her how a massage should be done and she really seemed to enjoy it. I massaged her ENTIRE body over and over. Finally she was ready to finish up and she asked how much will I give her. I told her a total of 1. 7 she kept saying 1. 9 I told her I'm charging her for my massage so my total came out to 1. 7 and she treated me like they do in DC. Then when I finished we just layed there and she fell asleep. WTF I mean snoring and everything. I had to be in there for at least 1hr 50 mins total before mamasean finally knocked on the door. So they definitely didn't short me on the time. I will repeat, but with a different provider.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1547656]Checked out Buena recently due to my fetish for latinas and their sexy accents. Got there and was met by 'mamacita-san', an older latin lady, but all the girls were right there in the hall way eating their burritos and tacos dinner. Kinda weird, you would think they should have a back room where they can eat. Needless to say I was not feeling much of a sex vibe at that point. Anyway I picked jenny who I believed had the sexiest body (hard to tell when they are sitting and eating). They all seemed to be young and attractive anyway. In the room the layout was a little messy, you can tell this establishment has a lot of learning to do when it comes to appearing neat and tidy and acting professional. As in previous reviews she used way too much oil and massage was very amateurish, did not touch my butt one time, so I thought this might actually be a legit place for a second. On the flip she continued with massage and when she finally got close to my boy and he awoke she started smiling and grabbed for a huge handful of more oil to stroke him. Tried to negotiate for FS but she said she can't, she finished me off with HJ and allowed me to play with her tits, she did not want to take her tight ass jeans off but allowed roaming outside. Unfortunately can't recommend unless you like sexy latin chicks giving mediocre massages with no FS and probably no BJ availabe, did not ask about BJ. And after drenching me in oil for about 45 mins I actually had to ask for a hot towel, all she tried was some paper towel to get it off, jeez!

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Stay thirsty my friends.

CL[/QUOTE]What was the total damages?

[QUOTE=BenjaminSkully;1549810]What was the total damages?[/QUOTE].6 / hr for massage and. 4 for HJ

[QUOTE=DcFishMonger;1538019]For their rates I'd rather go to the Chinese condos or any of the asian "massage" services throughout NoVA. I actually considered trying them out until I saw the rates listed. Just FYI, try one of the Falls Church asian services, you can usually get a pretty decent massage with the finish that used to be DC standard.[/QUOTE]I'll def try out some nova AMPs for sure. I might even give TK aanother go, but maybe I'll just go earlier.

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1555379]I'll def try out some nova AMPs for sure. I might even give TK aanother go, but maybe I'll just go earlier.[/QUOTE]I hate to say this about a place I highly recommended previously, but avoid TK as the level of provider is currently not worth the time or money. Went back recently (been a little under a week) and had to get MMS involved as the girl apparently thought it would be a good idea to give me attitude for some crazy reason. I tend to be very polite especially if I've frequented an establishment enough for the owner to know me, but this new provider who was definitely a 6 overall at best copped a major attitude from the start. Constant be! Tc* and cursing about patrons and possibly even me during the whole ordeal. Couldn't really understand as she was muttering and mumbling the whole the* time. When the massage ended I got up, got dressed and got ready to leave. She actually had the nerve to throw a fit when I even left 0. 1 for the half-assed rubbing of her hands over my back just being the nice customer I am. That's when I asked the owner what happened to service and quality of providers and the provider was like,"Oh, sh! T!" as she realized I understood most of what she said. I walked out to the sweet sounds of MMS screaming at her.

If AMPs are your thing look for providers on Eros. Higher prices but usually much better girls and service.

[QUOTE=DcFishMonger; 1555756]I hate to say this about a place I highly recommended previously, but avoid TK as the level of provider is currently not worth the time or money. Went back recently (been a little under a week) and had to get MMS involved as the girl apparently thought it would be a good idea to give me attitude for some crazy reason. I tend to be very polite especially if I've frequented an establishment enough for the owner to know me, but this new provider who was definitely a 6 overall at best copped a major attitude from the start. Constant be! Tc* and cursing about patrons and possibly even me during the whole ordeal. Couldn't really understand as she was muttering and mumbling the whole the* time. When the massage ended I got up, got dressed and got ready to leave. She actually had the nerve to throw a fit when I even left 0. 1 for the half-assed rubbing of her hands over my back just being the nice customer I am. That's when I asked the owner what happened to service and quality of providers and the provider was like,"Oh, sh! T!" as she realized I understood most of what she said. I walked out to the sweet sounds of MMS screaming at her.

If AMPs are your thing look for providers on Eros. Higher prices but usually much better girls and service.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the TK in Laurel, Maryland?

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1568246]Are you talking about the TK in Laurel, Maryland?

LexLuther[/QUOTE]I thought that was Greenbelt. Pretty much same thing, not trying to be a smart ass but believe we're thinking of same spot. Was there recently and MMS asked me come back 1 hour and I decided no thanks. Wonder if they got any new talent.

[QUOTE=Oldtimeamplvr;1532257]Places like this trouble me. Always afraid of the upsell one you are inside. Do not mind the lack of FS, but do not want to be dinged to have her shed some clothing or allow for some extra curricular.[/QUOTE]Trust me nothing to upsell about. She's in her bikini when she opens the door, and she takes it off once you get seated. BTW, I was in a room with a couch so there's no massage except her just touching you around while you're seated in the couch. I did roam but once I tried to sneak in and she said can't go in. LOL.

[QUOTE=DcFishMonger;1568348]I thought that was Greenbelt. Pretty much same thing, not trying to be a smart ass but believe we're thinking of same spot. Was there recently and MMS asked me come back 1 hour and I decided no thanks. Wonder if they got any new talent.[/QUOTE]You are right Mr. DCFishMonger. Thanks for the correction.

LexLuther

Hey DC mongers,

It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.

If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.

Gracias,

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS; 1575192]Hey DC mongers,

It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.

If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.

Gracias,

LL[/QUOTE]The DC AMP scene has been nuked. It no longer exists. Some guys a lot closer to the scene than me might know of some UTR activities, but these days, I have to drive north about an hour. Will PM when I get a minute.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS; 1575192]Hey DC mongers,

It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.

If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.

Gracias,

LL[/QUOTE]Got your back PM sent.

Fellow deviants,

I'm looking for a good massage spot in or around Chinatown where I can get at least a BJ for little damage. Please PM me to keep the place safe.

Thanks,

Rodeo

Caught this post on BP. Called- appears it's. .8 / hhr. 1.0 / hr. Located by convention center.

Anyone been?

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Anyone seen her? Could not find any reviews and that always worries me a bit.

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You can pm as well if you would feel more comfortable